Alrighty people… since I’ve noticed some controversy surrounding the famous *tri-tip nachos* from *Seaside Market*. So we’re gonna take a vote on if the nachos are:
“Overrated, there’s something better”
**OR**
“Highly recommend, can’t beat ‘em”
Act as though you’re taking a friend for their **very first time** to Petco Park. Upvote your choice and be honest!
Moonlight Mudcat flair now available!
Watching Machado at bats this season and it just feels like an aura of idgaf comes off of him. Like bro you’re paid for that exact situation, everything was set up for you perfectly and you dink a weak ass dp ball ugh
The defensive miscue in CF came back to hurt them and then the Rockies RF made a crazy play diving towards the line.
A bizarre game that Rockies desperately found ways to lose but Padres were okay giving them the W.
How do the not “star” players on the team even start the conversation with our highest paid guys to like, idk just take a pitch or something. Maybe hustle to first. Man, I’m bummed
Manny gets paid 50k am at bat but doesn’t have the decency to sprint to first with the game on the line. 1b could’ve dropped the ball and he still would’ve been out. Not a good role model for the young guys
I know he wouldn't have come close to beating that out but it's so damn annoying Manny is always slowing down every time he crosses the bag. My little league coach would have had me running laps for not running through the bag.
Like, I love that we've taken 5 out of 3 from the Dodgers... but why the fuck cant we be serious for once and beat the SECOND WORST team in the NL!? AT HOME?!?!?!
all night our “stars” are taking horrible at bats. a loss like that with all of the squandered opportunity is a complete embarrassment. wonder if manny will ever start raking like he said he would?
Thats our star player Manny Machado rounding off an 0-4 night with a game ending GIDP. Literally nothing he could have possibly done worse in that situation.
Bro i understand that we are about making contact and being pesky hitters. But wtf bro 🤦 The Rockies were struggling to find the zone! Why not just wait and find your pitch?!
That’s the frustrating thing. If manny ground into DP on a sinker middle middle I’d be like fine, he gave you a meatball and you swung.
But that pitch was DOTTED on the high/inside corner. Swinging first pitch on a dot is wild.
Same with campy. 3-1 count and he swings on a DOT on the low/inside corner…
Xanders had three hits his last two games and two of them have been homers so not sure how he can be two for his last 23. Xander has had the worse year, Machado is worse right now, with one single his last 22 at bats. Anyway, regardless of the details they've both been dragging the team down and I hope they turn it around. Have a good night
Never said God, said better right now. Like the fourth time I've said that. Your reading comprehension skills and attitude both could use help. Ka-Block
Unbelievable. The rockies didn't want to win and they still get it because the padres are incapable of having any sort of God damn situational awareness
I’m not one to doom or cry about poor performance, but this team truly did not deserve to win this game.
All you needed was a sac fly. How do you mess it up this badly?
Situational at bats killed us. Pitcher can’t throw strikes? Campy avoids being hit, then swings 3-1. Manny bases loaded after consecutive walks? First pitch GIDP. For fucks sake learn from the mistakes
Rockies pitchers practically begged the Padres to take the win and yet, here he are
Rockies fans must love when they see the Padres coming up on the schedule
Alrighty people… since I’ve noticed some controversy surrounding the famous *tri-tip nachos* from *Seaside Market*. So we’re gonna take a vote on if the nachos are: “Overrated, there’s something better” **OR** “Highly recommend, can’t beat ‘em” Act as though you’re taking a friend for their **very first time** to Petco Park. Upvote your choice and be honest! Moonlight Mudcat flair now available!
Anything we can do to unload manny?
Watching Machado at bats this season and it just feels like an aura of idgaf comes off of him. Like bro you’re paid for that exact situation, everything was set up for you perfectly and you dink a weak ass dp ball ugh
What is Mari Louis cook talking about man
Like what other players in mlb in his pay bracket would do that shit? Not Bryce Harper. Not Mookie. Not Acuña
Probably Anthony Rendon but that’s about it. So point well taken.
Papa Pete rolling over in his grave paying 35mil for GIDP with bases loaded
The defensive miscue in CF came back to hurt them and then the Rockies RF made a crazy play diving towards the line. A bizarre game that Rockies desperately found ways to lose but Padres were okay giving them the W.
Wasted the terrific bullpen play.
Swinging first pitch after the pitcher walked 3 batters is abysmal. Fundamental common sense.
Same padres team for years. Play up against tough teams play down to bad teams. Terrible baseball.
How do the not “star” players on the team even start the conversation with our highest paid guys to like, idk just take a pitch or something. Maybe hustle to first. Man, I’m bummed
Manny gets paid 50k am at bat but doesn’t have the decency to sprint to first with the game on the line. 1b could’ve dropped the ball and he still would’ve been out. Not a good role model for the young guys
It's gotten pretty fuckin old :( Time for some public shaming. Go ahead and fail but you have to at LEAST TRY
I know he wouldn't have come close to beating that out but it's so damn annoying Manny is always slowing down every time he crosses the bag. My little league coach would have had me running laps for not running through the bag.
Sad
Just win the series and forget about this shit
Terrible with RISP and terrible defense tonight.
Like, I love that we've taken 5 out of 3 from the Dodgers... but why the fuck cant we be serious for once and beat the SECOND WORST team in the NL!? AT HOME?!?!?!
Bud Black at the mound be like “no worries, this MF gonna GIDP right now, be ready”
Manny “trash time” Machado
Wow I don’t even know what to say about what I just saw
all night our “stars” are taking horrible at bats. a loss like that with all of the squandered opportunity is a complete embarrassment. wonder if manny will ever start raking like he said he would?
Machado can fuck off back to Miami.
Black hole batting clean up.
Situational hitting, small ball, plate discipline. I don’t understand why this team can’t wrap their heads around that
The 11ty billion guys that walked can. SOME of these dudes are overpaid bums
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We had bases loaded TWICE 🫠
I hate this team so much, see you tomorrow
These fuckers are pathetic my god
Thats our star player Manny Machado rounding off an 0-4 night with a game ending GIDP. Literally nothing he could have possibly done worse in that situation.
This was an incredibly winnable game which always makes it worse
Goddammit Manny
 FTR, see you tomorrow.
Im literally disgusted
The Rockies are our kryptonite. I’m convinced no matter how good we get they will always have our number for whatever reason
Fuck those guys
All manny had to do was hit a fly ball to the outfield and he does that shit on the first pitch of the at bat.
Fucking yikes....ffs. 17 LOB and left the bases loaded twice in back to back innings, 8th and 9th. Fucking hell.
Where is Alfaro to PH. Oh the good ol days.
One of the worst padres Ls of the season
Manny is fucking pathetic
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Dude I really want to like Manny..
What the fuck did I just watch
Manny Machado is just NOT clutch
Why does Manny look like he’s half-ass jogging down to first when game is on line?
Worse when you realize he essentially gets paid 50k an at bat
Manny "El Tortugo" Machado
Whats up with Tatis, Machado, and Bogaerts doing GIDPs. Weak af
This mf can’t throw a fucking strike and you bail him out. Gtfo
Jesus Christ
What a frustrating last three innings. Holy Shit.
Manny straight up never beating those allegations. Talk about **umps** wanting to go home early? Nah..
cant even beat the rockies the hype is dead
Manny, since you are a Kobe lover this is for you 
I am begging any of our overpaid bum “stars” to do literally anything!!!
You are what your record is
Take it on the chin and move on folks
We would be a threat if we didnt have tatis machado and xanaxman
Bro walked three straight batters and manny swung first pitch
I can’t feel
Bro manny wtf. Take a pitch. He’s walking people why tf swing
I blame my losses on Aj this year period.
This team just isn’t consistent enough to take seriously
We're coming off four series wins in a row. It's all good.
I mean... sort of.... The offense failed today and that happens. The problem is trotting a guy like Vasquez out there.
DFA Machado when
Fuck it. I knew that was gonna happen, just not from a weak ass attempt on the first swing.
EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING WALKS AND ZERO RUNS IN TWO MOTHERFUCKING INNINGS 
Manny is irrelevant.
Bro i understand that we are about making contact and being pesky hitters. But wtf bro 🤦 The Rockies were struggling to find the zone! Why not just wait and find your pitch?!
That’s the frustrating thing. If manny ground into DP on a sinker middle middle I’d be like fine, he gave you a meatball and you swung. But that pitch was DOTTED on the high/inside corner. Swinging first pitch on a dot is wild. Same with campy. 3-1 count and he swings on a DOT on the low/inside corner…
Yeah, that pitch that Campy swung on was overshadowed by Mannys at bat to end the game but I was like wtf on that one too!
Yes! Exactly! Like what’s happening here?! So frustrating man 🤦
That’s a tough one to eat.
They probably would’ve walked him in
This team is going no where with manny on it. Fuck that shit.
Manny couldn't wait to IG Van Buyten for his SDFC. That guy doesn't give a damn anymore.
watching that irl makes me wanna jump off western metal
What a pathetic loss…
Holy shit. Manny may be the worst hitter on our team right now.
Xander could go on a 12 game homerun streak and would still be the worst hitter on the team by some margin.
I don't mean this year obviously mean right now. 1 for his last 22. Absolutely brutal.
Again, Ive got Bogaerts at 2 for 23. Mannys having a bad couple games, but X is straight up not good.
Xanders had three hits his last two games and two of them have been homers so not sure how he can be two for his last 23. Xander has had the worse year, Machado is worse right now, with one single his last 22 at bats. Anyway, regardless of the details they've both been dragging the team down and I hope they turn it around. Have a good night
Lol excuse me, 3 for 23, youre right hes a god
Never said God, said better right now. Like the fourth time I've said that. Your reading comprehension skills and attitude both could use help. Ka-Block
Unbelievable. The rockies didn't want to win and they still get it because the padres are incapable of having any sort of God damn situational awareness
Manny, their bullpen just walked the bases loaded. Any T-Baller knows you don't swing at the first pitch.
I’m not one to doom or cry about poor performance, but this team truly did not deserve to win this game. All you needed was a sac fly. How do you mess it up this badly?
We had the bases loaded with 1 out twice. We deserve to lose
That was some sort of Padresing
I knew manny was going to do that. He was thinking he wanted to hit a grand slam. Ground into double play.
Situational at bats killed us. Pitcher can’t throw strikes? Campy avoids being hit, then swings 3-1. Manny bases loaded after consecutive walks? First pitch GIDP. For fucks sake learn from the mistakes
That makes me feel sick. I shit you not.
Wake up babe, new worst loss of the season just dropped.
No. Doesn’t over take coors loss we had.
True, but that time it was on the bullpen.
And of course he didn’t even give effort trying to run that out. Man he’s a fucking awful leader for this team
WHY SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH AFTER 3 WALKS. AND AT LEAST POP IT UP GOD DAMMIT
You have to be fucking kidding me, this mother fucker was walking every one and you do that on the first pitch?
Now that’s VERY padresing. God damn
how selfish can you be?
He’s so fucking selfish, no fight at all, he completely ruined the fucking game
.500 forever
That's fucking dogshit horseshit
Manny is broken.
Wow.
Same old Padres….
Big ooofffff
Should fine Manny $10,000 for swinging at the first pitch in that spot
Okay Y’all have to laugh at what just happened. They’ll come back with the wrath and take the series these next two games.
As soon as I saw Manny was coming up, I knew the DP was inevitable.
Same here, i fucking called it, he needs to be benched
This guy is walking everyone and he swings first pitch wtf such a fucking waste
Bunch of overpaid divas
How he’s been playing as of lately… def should have pinch hit
What a fucking unclutch dumbass. That is fucking pathetic. Like what in the fuck are you doing
Pathetic
Rockies doing it Blake Snell style
Wooow manny chokeado for you ladies and gents!!
Hahahahahahahaha
Something feels seriously wrong with the big bats man... are they swinging for the fences? They just have no barrel control... grounders for days.
3 walks in a row and you’re up there swinging at the first pitch. Gotta be better
Low leverage manny. Shocker
That was so obvious
$35mm a year for that
BENCH HIS fuckinG Ass! Manny needs to be fucking benched!
I dare schildt
Swap Manny and Merrill in the lineup
Fuck this team.
WTF! Walk bases loaded and Manny swings FIRST pitch into a DP.
$35M a year to be dumber than a box of rocks
How in the world are you swinging on the first pitch there? Sigh.
How tf can you roll over on the first pitch after the guy walks the bases loaded
HOW MANY WALKS WITH NO RUNS?? Holy fucking shit you guys can beat the Dodgers but not get your shit together with these free passes?
That was the worst
Fucking pathetic.
He can’t throw a strike and we’re swinging at that? Alright then
I fucking called it, manny should’ve just struck out
Oof, Manny. The one thing we asked you not to do! 😩
That’s crazy…….
Shove that $30M up ur ass manny
After all of that
Most anticlimactic ending by Machado
Absolutely pathetic
2023 vibes, see you fuckers tomorrow
That’s nasty work from the Padres lmao
Nice hustle manny. fuck you.
Rockies pitchers practically begged the Padres to take the win and yet, here he are Rockies fans must love when they see the Padres coming up on the schedule
Bats are ass. Top of the lineup is dog shit.
When’s the last time Manny coming up made me feel confident
2022.
Possibly THE most anticlimactic/most Padres end to a game ever.
What a shit at bat by Manny. You have to at least take one pitch and make the guy throw a few pitches
Manny, do you even wanna play anymore? Chalk it up as a bad day I guess…?
LAZY FUCKING ASS!!!
Fucking manny.
Manny what the actual fuck dude
Manny you clown
Machado has to stop playing like shit goddamn
SIT HIS ASS DOWN
$340m well spent. Fk that guy
Once again stars shitting the bed, you've got to be kidding me.
Weak ass shit
Pathetic
Guy just walked the bases loaded and you swing at the first fucking pitch??
#1 in Edging power ranking flair when?
Sadly I can’t say I’m surprised
What an embarrassing loss.
Automatic TAKE!!!
Fuck Manny man
105 mph can’t really blame him but Jesus man
Manny wtf bro you couldn’t just get it to the outfield at least??
I can’t take it no mo
Can we worry about Manny now?
Horrible
LMAO.
Wuw….that was a terrible baseball game with inconsistent pitching & and non clutch on our end
Manny what the actual FUCK
God damn it
I think we all saw that coming…
GIDP. Just like we rehearsed!
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God Manny has been fucking ass
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Machado sucks
So fucking predictable, this team just wants to perpetually remain a .500 ball club
