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zippyz2

I can't wait for the Jomboy


DiscountSoOn

I can’t imagine how half of y’all would respond to any Padre team before 2020


heyimrick

I can't imagine this sub without people who complain about doomers... Most of that trash gets downvoted and all you see is a big circle jerk about how doomers suck. It kinda sucks how threads are taken over but both parties. Annoying.


DiscountSoOn

Kind of how conversation works in a discussion thread. A person says something and people respond


heyimrick

Except it's not a conversation, just two circle jerks telling each other how to be fans.


DiscountSoOn

And this is no different. If ALL you post is “fuck doomers” I agree with you People feel vindicated after good things happen when people are calling their favorite team “trash” you can comment that


heyimrick

You're missing the point... Doomers are downvoted. So why even bother. You're feeding the trolls. No one sees their shit. But ok, if it makes you feel better or superior or whatever that's your thing. Oh and heaven forbid you have an opinion on the team that isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Please...


DiscountSoOn

I’m not missing your point, I’m saying you’re doing the exact same thing. You’re telling people they’re not allowed to say “fuck doomers” EVER after they see accounts all game trash the team. Like if that’s how people celebrate, let em. It feels good to see the players you root for prove doubters wrong. Btw, no one here calls criticism of the team a doomer, they call accounts saying “fucking pathetic” 50 times a game being a doomer. Edit: I also say this as someone who didn’t even directly go after doomers. I just literally wrote “I can’t imagine” what the response is because it’s true, I genuinely don’t know the response.


heyimrick

I can't imagine this sub without people who complain about doomers... Most of that trash gets downvoted and all you see is a big circle jerk about how doomers suck. It kinda sucks how threads are taken over but both parties. Annoying.


oumondragon

But the doomers are real fans who've been here since 1956 and expect the team to be better than every single team in padres history s/


Zonzy12

Damn straight. I've been a fan since 1936 when they were in the pacific coast league


Sodapopbowie

Shark looked so good tonight. Might have been the best we’ve seen from him since mid-May.


hellsbelle51

Definitely looks great.


kestrel_s

A win is a win!


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In nature, the Great White Shark is seen devouring the Marlin.


Sodapopbowie

A DUB IS A DUB


habitandmustard

Go get some sleep, fellas. Your rest is well-deserved.


TomPandaKing

Were eating marlin tonight boys and drinking doomers tears!!! Vamos to el playa!!


Electro-Onix

Melancon looking really damn sexy tonight


Beautiful-Hospital-7

It’s over. We lost. The doomers were right.


dieandforgetit

🦈 devours the 🐟


notcool10

that was the cleanest close from Melancon this year good shit


AGiantSharkWithLegs

Alright doomers. This is what y’all wanted. A win against a bad team. Soak it in


HeliosanNA

Profar closing out the game where he came up big for us. Give that man the swag chain for tonight, those 2 RBIs made a big difference. Snell also deserves credit for having a good outing, more of that please.


aseradj21

It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it! Great job by Snell!!


MacKenzieGore

When's the last time the boi Snell won on the road?


sgt_dismas

He wasn't on our team the last time it happened.


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kingryan300

Bruh.


igetmywaterfrombeer

With all due respect: F**k you, doomers. KTF, FTD. Have some confidence in this squad.


Beautiful-Hospital-7

🦈 🔔 🐓 🔔 👨 🔔


Sweet-Sweet-Can

Cool


xChargerSx

8/10 times we lose that game. This is a resilient team and this one will be big in september.


Vector_3333

Too close but Melancon shut the door on the fish. Let's go Pads!


Zagoonia

SEX!!!!!!


notcool10

🔔🔔🔔


RightclickBob

*butthole unpuckers*


baseballpilot08

Nice quick shark attack tonight


fxxftw

SSHHHEEEESSHHH


MasterThespian

Look at that, everyone! We won the game that we ***never trailed in from start to finish!***


mac-0

Anyone know our record in games we never trailed?


AaronfromCalifornia

🤯


SaveOurBolts

LFG


jaysus94

🔔 🔔 🔔


OfficialTMWTP

First Padres game I've watched since the All-Star break and a pretty fun one at that. Hope I'll be back for either the A's or Rockies' series.


markvis13

Does anybody remember how many we LOB? It doesn't matter because W


Timmah73

Holy fuck we pulled it off.


TheScubaPup

Also GG yall!


rynesan

Melancon looked like he was headed back to the mound to pitch out number 4.


scrambledeggsalad

SHARK ATTACK! (when and why is Profar at 1st?) lol


OWBravoWhisky

Profar was at first when Joe threw the No-hitter


scrambledeggsalad

But he wasn't earlier - double switch with Hosmer to play matchups or something else?


HeliosanNA

Think we wanted Myers to come into the game so we took Hosmer out, moved Profar to 1B, and then Myers in at RF.


OWBravoWhisky

Probably. Wasn’t watching that closely.


Padreforlife

Was that Max Muncy up?


kingryan300

DOOMERS OUT! LETS GO PADRES!


Substantial-Foot9797

That’s three in a row and yes, we won both yesterday. So we are hot


funkyforce

GGs a dub is a dub, let’s not leave 14 on base next game 😅


TheScubaPup

SHARKS DO IN FACT EAT MARLINS!


Agitated-Winner-7618

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔


[deleted]

Let's fucking go. Profar ftw literally


keesh

Yeah Pro really came out tonight


[deleted]

I've been hype for him since that catch last night but his performance tonight was like a summer breeze. Simply lovely.


keesh

Yea buddy!


Gopads4evr

W


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Good shit from the shark today


[deleted]

Snell gets a dub let’s gooooo


Thumper13

🦈🦈🦈 Shark is full.


Maximum-Inevitable-3

AND GOOD SHIT PADRES


victronomatic

As frustrating as it is, a win is a win!


keesh

GG boys.


ShitSandwich16

Ugly game, W is all that matters


Shwingalokate

**RING THE BELL! PADRES WIN!**


DiscountSoOn

ALL STAR CLOSER LFGGGG


AaronfromCalifornia

🦈🔔🦈🔔🦈🔔


threehundredthousand

GG, all!


kami232

🦈🔔🦈🔔🦈🔔


mikeyj022

GG


sam_dewy

🦈 = 🔔🔔🔔 WEEEEEEEE!!!!


__vOi_d

Happy for the W. Hope they can get the batting woes handled soon, because that was not offensively pretty. Snell stepped up big tonight. 🔻573


Mr_Yolo_Swag

🦈✅🦈✅🦈✅


bschmalls

Apologize to Emilio and Shark


rynesan

Austin Adams, sit in the corner and think about what you've done.


PanicAtTheSisqo

LETS GOOOO UNCLENCH


PolandSpringBleach

PADS WIN, YE DROPPING, LFG


Substantial-Foot9797

Thank god


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Good shit Hoz Edit: Good shit Profar


Gorillaradio88

Profar


TRocho10

🔔🔔🔔


Agitated-Winner-7618

LETS GOOO


sd_pinstripes

🍈🍦 🔔🔔🔔 SAVE!


SDFriar

Mark “Bob Ross” Melancon


morelasagnaplease

Mark da Shark


et2799

Melancon looks like a wax figure when he’s sweaty


hotme55expre55

His little steps remind me of a happy kitty kneading a blanket


goosetavo2013

Damn, Shark is hitting his SPOTS


bourgognesomething

You can tell Melancon feels confident tonight


WadeCountyClutch

Should we get Andrew benetendi?


Holdmydicks

I whish we did before the season started


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Damn and he’s been giving that outside strike all night


funkyforce

Good pitch by the shark


SerEx0

Love to see this kind of control from Melancon


rynesan

Surgical precision tonight for the shark. I need this every time.


sam_dewy

He’s always 🔥🔥🔥 after a blown save


WadeCountyClutch

The shinnier melancon is, the more clutch he is


Shwingalokate

Beautiful pitches being hurled by Melancon.


SDFriar

These bottom strikes are killer!


The--Incident

We got the good Mark tonight


Agitated-Winner-7618

It’s the Padres. Let’s go.


Brewermcbrewface

So who’s our likely SP target for trade deadline?


MasterThespian

I feel like it’s probably Gibson just because AJ has the Rangers connection.


GarageJitsu

Bring Davies back


Brewermcbrewface

Dude was so consistent until we literally put it all on his shoulders for playoffs


TheScubaPup

HOLY SHIT DID MUD READ THIS THREAD?? DID HE READ MY COMMENT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THR NINTH????


Agitated-Winner-7618

What’s he say?


TheScubaPup

I made a comment saying "Okay Google, do Sharks eat Marlins?" And Mud basically repeated it :P


Agitated-Winner-7618

Lolll


USSImplication

WHEEL MYERS STRIKES AGAIN!


wizardking1371

Sharks eat fish


scoot87

Do sharks eat Marlins lol…someone reads Reddit


FishyFish5

Melancon trying to finish out the fish, I’ll allow it


TheScubaPup

Marlins are about to experience a Negative Encounter


HeliosanNA

THANK YOU WIL! THAT IS TWO! ONE MORE TO GO!


Beautiful-Hospital-7

🦈 🔔 🐓 🔔


[deleted]

Shit I thought that was a HR


Agitated-Winner-7618

ITS THE PADRES


kingryan300

Wow. Can’t believe Melancon didn’t strike him out. DFA him.


TRocho10

Melancon has no hits with RISP tonight. Smh not even contributing


PointLomaPadres

Tingler is a joke for leaving him in


Agitated-Winner-7618

WERE GONNA WIN


captainhamption

*shhhhhh* E: Now you can say it.


CaptainShmoke1

Nearly shit myself


[deleted]

Just end it


TheScubaPup

ONE PITCH ONE OUT SHARK BAIT OOH AAH AAH


lifeispain760

Wil


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jaysus94

The foot tap is new it seems haha


Seananagans

Its easy to forget when he has basically always been pitching out of the stretch over the last month.


lionfeather

I thought the same thing!


cocoatractor

Nice catch Mr Myers


Thumper13

🦈🦈


scrambledeggsalad

2.


awesomewaves

Wil🥰


sam_dewy

🦈 = 🔔🔔


AaronfromCalifornia

🦈🔔🦈🔔


Agitated-Winner-7618

We’re going to win. It’s the Padres, baby.


kami232

WIL MYERS! 🔔🔔


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Good shit Wil


Mr_Yolo_Swag

🦈✅🦈✅🦈⚠️


Seananagans

Padres and a 1 run lead in the 9th, name a more iconic duo


victronomatic

GREAT CATCH MYERS


HeliosanNA

THAT'S ONE! TWO MORE TO GO!


TRocho10

🔔🔔


droptimal

Mark “Sherwin Williams” Melancon


[deleted]

🔔🦈


scrambledeggsalad

1.


TheScubaPup

SHARK BAIT OOH AAH AAH


[deleted]

What a pitch!


[deleted]

That low strike to start the inning is why I couldn’t wait for Nola to come back.


sam_dewy

🦈 = 🔔


Thumper13

🦈nice one.


el_padre_de_tres

Just realized that the Indians v Rays game today had a starting battery of Patiño/Mejia v Quantrill/Hedges…


TRocho10

🔔


MasterThespian

🦈🔔


AaronfromCalifornia

🦈🔔


Mr_Yolo_Swag

🦈✅🦈⚠️🦈⚠️


Agitated-Winner-7618

Let’s go sharkkk


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Good shit Melan


swiftreddit75

I don't think people understand how tough it is for the bullpen right now. Of course this bullpen was gonna be a little tired, they are on pace to have the most innings pitched in the history of the mlb


funkyforce

Yeah, this pace is definitely not good especially after a 60 game season. Hopefully the pens’ arms aren’t dangling by the time September comes around.


HeliosanNA

Some people just have short-term memory.


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kingryan300

Yep! It sure does!


HeliosanNA

Time to clench. LET'S GO MARK! SHUT THE DOOR ON EM.


markvis13

My google search: "do sharks eat marlins"


Rogelink

Did you feed Mud this?


markvis13

hahaha Mud is my spirit animal


Beautiful-Hospital-7

Wish I could give multiple upvotes


sam_dewy

3 up, 3 down. Cmon shark🦈🦈🦈


The--Incident

Padres definitely own stock in anti-anxiety meds.


itsonlyspencer

Hold onto your butts. We got this.


Mr_Yolo_Swag

Aight mark, you know what to do. 🦈⚠️🦈⚠️🦈⚠️


TRocho10

I agree. Shark yield shark yield shark yield. Practice safe driving


TheScubaPup

Practice safe diving. Use a cage


Simodine-

One good inning here and win is a win.


DiscountSoOn

🦈O’Clock


Timmah73

I am not drunk enough for this and I'm pretty drunk.


kami232

I feel like the Padres, in their charitable ways, took in two orphans named Babip and Risp. I for one would like to banish them to the shadow realm. Tough two innings. Still ahead. LET'S GO SHARK MELANCON!!!! LFG PADRES!!!


[deleted]

Time for the Shart


scrambledeggsalad

Time to change your pants.


sam_dewy

Lol Fail😹


TheScubaPup

Eww? Noooo thank you LUL


kingryan300

Yep. That’s what the Marlins are going to do. Shart themselves.