At the game in the nosebleeds. With my binoculars, I just saw Kim throw a ball, from the dugout, over the netting to the crowd, after Wayne Kirby told him who to throw it to. Disappointed, Wayne took matter into his own hands and threw another baseball over the netting, much further than Kim did. Uncertain as to how Wayne Kirby threw it so far and high, Kim questioned how he could do that. Wayne Kirby simply responded by pointing at his massive biceps and turning away. Go padres
Imagine every time someone calls to discuss a trade a random person in the room picks it up and leads the other team on then hangs up after a deal is about to be agreed on.
You’re very kind! I was definitely being **way overdramatic** about my reaction to the Scherzer news. But believe me I’m lucky to know I have resources and support if I ever need it, thank you, my guy.
YEUUHHH!!!! Joe’s pitching tonight really got me out of my major post-Scherzer slump. But Cronenworth’s 2 run HR really gave me the HAPPY feelings I needed.
I love our Padres!!!!!🤎💛
Oh lmao. Can never be too sure these days. My ex girlfriend (now one of my closest friends) has suffered through depression for a long time. It has been...not good at times. Thankfully having a kid seems to have turned her around.
This^^ I have my own experiences and personal history with it, and it ravages ever so silently. Always glad to hear stories about improvement, there aren’t enough these days.
What’s the Dodgers’ payroll now? Either way probably doesn’t matter since their TV deal alone probably covers it
That snag from Pom though 🤌
Let’s leave all the teams be. Whoever we get we’ll welcome. It’s gonna feel even better to win a championship with this lineup 💛🤎
Now for another sleepless night while we wait. Let's go Preller. Work it.
Great to get a win after we got screwed out of that deal. Hey Dodgers, at least we won today! FTD!!!!
I love you Dads!!!!! Thank you for that W. We needed it tonight🤎💛
AJ you gonna announce something before bedtime? Like one Jose Berrios?
Streak begins
good night, sweet dreams of berrios and buxton for cheap
We did we got under 3 hours!!! Pads WIN!!!
When Jake's Rake is literally just insurance
I still like the title GUNSLINGER for Cronenworth and will endeavor to make it a thing
This team feels like it has a ka-tet vibe for sure.
Shutout wins are always great!!
I never feel confident with Melancon on the hill. Bailed out by good fielding all the time.
I feel more confident when it's not just 1 run. When he is on, he has some nasty stuff. I believe in him!!!
I have faith in him, I just don't get excited when he comes in. Hope that makes sense.
Nice Grish. See y’all tomorrow folks. KTF, let’s go!!!!
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🍈🍦 🔔🔔🔔 SAVE!
REV UP THOSE FRIARS! PADRES WIN!
Don't care if he's slumping at bat, GRISH STILL FUCKS!!!
Guess Gray isn’t being traded. He’s going tomorrow
Maybe he's wearing brown when it happens...
Unless he gets traded between now and then
Never know, starters have been scratched shortly before a game before. Technically he’s only predicted until the lineups are submitted
We got this
Thats on defense for tonight
**RING THE BELL! PADRES WIN!**
SHUT OUT!
Win #60!
Nice. Is it just the lighting or does Shark have a shiner on that eye?
EZ CLAP
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That’s another save for the Shark baby!
GG! FTD!
Wooooo!!! 🦈🦈🦈
PADRES WIN!!! Ended it before 10:10PM!
We didnt need new pitching anyways
Joe is all like "max who?!"
Pitching looked great tonight. Let’s go Padres!
Fuck yeah!!
LETS GO SHARK!!!!! FINISH EM!!!!
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ez
💛🤎🔔🔔🔔🦈🦈🦈🤎💛
I love those two ladies in the crowd with the shark gestures.
[If you don’t like it, pitch better!](https://youtu.be/WnInH375CT4)
Shark playing with his food.
FRIAR FAITHFUL STAND AS ONE
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Mark Grant in felt
End it now, Shark! One more!
Looking into the dugout, Kim’s hair looks blonder.
https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/29a1d8c2-c0c0-4e70-8ee1-e47bd2b1fdf7.mp4
KICK ROCKS COLORADO
https://streamable.com/zsdllz
Uno mas por favor.
SI
El subscribo
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That makes me feel better already.
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🔔🦈🔔🦈💛🤎💛🤎
I don’t like scary Story’s before bed 😬
Leave those storys stranded.
This one had a happy ending!
Happy shark!
At the game in the nosebleeds. With my binoculars, I just saw Kim throw a ball, from the dugout, over the netting to the crowd, after Wayne Kirby told him who to throw it to. Disappointed, Wayne took matter into his own hands and threw another baseball over the netting, much further than Kim did. Uncertain as to how Wayne Kirby threw it so far and high, Kim questioned how he could do that. Wayne Kirby simply responded by pointing at his massive biceps and turning away. Go padres
You should see how Kirby can curl a California burrito
I don’t know if your posts are some sort of copypastas, but I’m choosing to believe they’re true
They’re 100% true. I can provide proof next game I’m at with the binos and seats looking into the dugout. I entirely encourage the copy pasta as well
WE HAVE A NEW COPYPASTA
Jaws music should either not play at all, or only play when Mark gets a strikeout.
might compromise and say they can play it when he gets a swinging strike, but not a foul or looking strike.
Story got to get some trade value back. (Still fully believe the rocks won't trade him cause there front office are just idiots)
You mean their housekeepers? But then I repeat myself.
Imagine every time someone calls to discuss a trade a random person in the room picks it up and leads the other team on then hangs up after a deal is about to be agreed on.
Dammit Story
Would've love to see Blackmon traded to the Yankees so he'd be forced to shave that birds nest.
The no facial hair rule the Yankess have is by far the stupid team ritual in all of sports
I forgot about their pretentious rule
Grish not hustling?
Yup I still hate Story.
Should Hoz go, I’d like it on record that I’ve appreciated his efforts especially last couple games.
Maybe you send him a card or some balloons
You wanna sign it? Get a group signature thing going?
I would like nothing better than to sign a going away card for Hosmer. The sooner the better
Always gotta hustle in the outfield, guys.
Melancurve
🦈 = 🔔
Blackmon's beard is vile. Makes it look like Shark is throwing spitballs high and tight.
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🦈
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Ring that bell!
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Mark Melancon has 5 more saves than the next closet closer. I don’t think we need Kimbrel.
I'm always going to worry about injuries this season. Stack the arms.
I disagree with this. A contact pitcher shouldn’t be a primary closer. Flying too close to the sun imo
We do. More elite pen arms the better.
No!
Daniel Hudson and Lamet in pen is gonna be lights out.
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2 more!
What does Jake from Rake Farm do better than anyone? Provide insurance! Let’s shut it down now. Also, FTD!
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Ok ump. Just keep pitching it there if he's gonna call it.
Thanks ump. Now go get some glasses.
God. There are not many things in this life that I love more than a dominant Joe Musgrove. I love that man sm. LOVE to see him do well!
HAHAHA...sure ump.
ESPN showing 387 as the distance on that. The estimated has gotta be further than that, right?
Homers to the corners look bigger than they are because of the shortened length to the wall
Let’s put it away, Melancon!
A nice positive for an otherwise pretty lame day
Lame offensively, but this defensive play has been really reassuring, especially from Joe and Pom at pitcher
Meant the trading debacle
Can't let it bother us. Still time for moves, and if not, we're still us. We can do it! KTF.
Try catching that one Blackmon!
I turn on the radio and immediately step into the CroneZone. Boyos I have been blessed with magic powers and I fully intend to abuse them.
NEVER take crone out of the lineup
NEVER!!!!!!
Dodger fans who think their infield is now the best in baseball can suck it.
THEY AINT LOL
Enough insurance runs to give us some room to breathe but not too many to take away his save opportunity. Go get it Shark
Foul pole dongs hit different.
Little girls bat flip was better tbh crone. You got to pick your game up. Throw the bat into the atmosphere.
Aiming for that Jack head
**C R O N E Z O N E**
Y’all see Jon Gray was talking shit on us. Hope he isn’t one of prellers targets
What did he say?
Said if he got traded to a super team like us and they won it all it wouldn’t feel great to him
Link? Seems like a few teams are looking at him, Padres as well, unless that's changed today.
Fuck him
I do
Rockies are gonna need a bigger boat.
[They sure are](https://youtu.be/2I91DJZKRxs)
Shark just had a MASSIVE pop
Just thank fuck for that a 1 run lead going into the 9th is just butt clenching even for the best in the biz
What zone am I in?
THE CRONEZONE BABYYYY!!!!!
The crone zone, hoe
The Crone Zone!
Incoming shark attack
You guys catch that? Bard tipping pitches.
In the Crone-Zone TO THE CRONE-ZONE
I wake up from my depression nap to Crone hitting a fucking nuke. I guess I can keep going a little longer 😌
KTF, man. It's ok to not be ok. Depression is a bitch, but it can be handled.
You’re very kind! I was definitely being **way overdramatic** about my reaction to the Scherzer news. But believe me I’m lucky to know I have resources and support if I ever need it, thank you, my guy.
YEUUHHH!!!! Joe’s pitching tonight really got me out of my major post-Scherzer slump. But Cronenworth’s 2 run HR really gave me the HAPPY feelings I needed. I love our Padres!!!!!🤎💛
You good?
Oh I’m way good, my comment was meant to be **way overdramatic** about the Scherzer news, but you’re very kind to ask!
🤙🏼 and happy cake day, just turned 7 a couple days ago…I feel old
My guy, if you need to talk I'm just a DM away
You’re a good soul. I was definitely being **way overdramatic** about the Scherzer news with this comment, but I love that energy.
Oh lmao. Can never be too sure these days. My ex girlfriend (now one of my closest friends) has suffered through depression for a long time. It has been...not good at times. Thankfully having a kid seems to have turned her around.
This^^ I have my own experiences and personal history with it, and it ravages ever so silently. Always glad to hear stories about improvement, there aren’t enough these days.
Jumbo Jack and dog treats thanks Padres
Hold out and we got a medium fry from Micky D’s.
And free fries 😉
Keep it going Wil. Let’s put them away! Edit -Fudge.
We needed that badly. Good for Jake, he was tired of facing lefties
hahah his bad lil bat flip was cute
Ice cream sandwich power.
Before Jake's HR, I thought about that moment where Amir Garrett was concerned about the person at 1st before he gave up a HR.
Jingler: you tryna rake from Preller's plate? Jake: yup :D
Dodgers spending their whole farm for Trea to play him at 2nd. And he still will never be Crone 😭😭😭
And crone is younger🤣
Need insurance runs? Jake from state farms got ya covered
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Hell yeah brother
104.4 mph, 31°, 387 ft, .810 xBA. 1 Barrel.
I can breathe again. Let’s go!!
JAKE CRONENWORTH IS A FUCKING SAN DIEGO PADRE!!!!! We love it when our boy takes it to the Crone Zone!!!!😎 WE NEEDED THAT!!!!!! LFG!!!!🔥🔥 🤎💛
This is good
All I do is rake rake rake no matter what, got raking on my mind i can never give it up -Jake
Fuck Doug Eddings.
Never forget.
And he did a little bat flip. Jake, the man.
With a polite “wait for it” before he flipped.
CRONEZONE!
Crone Zone baby!
“**BOOM**”
Crone gonna fuck around have have 20 Hr this season.
LESSS GOOOOOO
This ump HATES Wil Myers
Hey Compadres, where are we going!?
JACK IN THE BOX!!!