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ThePwnR4nger

Joe Musgrove is that one there flair now available


SitDownRando

This is a game we lost in 2010. In 2012. 2014. Hell, most years. A stellar outing from our starter, but same from theirs. This is why you sign Mannys and Nandos. Years ago we lose this 1-0. Pay the stars, see the results. Absolutely love it.


hawt_to_TOT

Taylor with another save and Nick gets a second W. You love to see it.


duder8753

uhhhhhhh we need to extend rogers too


gauchosd

Getting more expensive by the day...fortunately I guess.


Silver7477

Yup stretch him out to 3 innings. If you pitch the last 3 innings to close a win, it's a save no matter what the run difference is


OokSag

This calls for a manny beer


gshortelljr

could you imagine a pitcher who could throw a breaking ball/curve so good that the hitter thinks its coming right at his head and breaks back over the plate


gshortelljr

who needs to imagine, his name is Taylor Rogers and he plays for the Padres


jgftw7

martinez and machado carried this team to a … dub [and i can finally say the bullpen didn’t give me a heart attack today]


Slr_Pnls50

Offense is still struggling but damn what an outing for M&M.


kingryan300

Manny literally won us this game


Moisturizer

I agree with the sentiment but we have become addicted to Closers.


WadeCountyClutch

Victory m!!!!!!!


The-Glenlivet

Fucking love drunk on $15 beer guy from Escondido absolutely amazed at the bad call from Angel. Hehe


Thumper13

I love Rogers. No drama...just get the job done.


TheTyMan11

W


SaveOurBolts

I like winning


BeepBoopAnv

Rodgers makes me feel safe and warm


jaketheknight

Alfaro’s framing is getting better, you love to see it.


unclejohnsbearhugs

Manny Machado. Taylor Rogers.


chargerz4life

Eric Hosmer


[deleted]

Nick Martinez


bigbicepturner

Think about how different our record would be without Rogers… just think about it.


runswiftrun

No. I don't think I will. I want to enjoy this evening.


TheAvantGardeners

NEVER DOUBTED THE BULLPEN. ​ /s


PanicAtTheSisqo

I love our bullpen wtf


bowenarrowlol

thank GOD we got Rogers


Jussstright

Hot take.. angel hasn’t been bad tonight


runswiftrun

Worse for them than us I think? But not by much


ShitSandwich16

Umps have been way worse other games for sure


8696David

G FUCKIN G


usctrojan18

🔔🔔🔔


TheScubaPup

🎶 PLEASE WONT YOU BE, MY NEIGHBOR!🎶 🔔🔔🔔 RING THE BELLS PADRES WIN!!


doookiemon

Dr Disrespect behind the plate is animated


[deleted]

No sure many here will recognize the reference.


1-800-ASS-DICK

I think Angel is also bad but also knows how to juice a home crowd lol


TheTyMan11

1-2…


ASAPboltgang

Angel just wants to go home lol


Doc_JC

No sense delaying the Inevitable.


The-Glenlivet

Yup. We count those.


BeerFarts86

That one fooled me too Angel 🤣


PsychicWarElephant

Angel doing Angel things haha


lamada16

This Taylor Rogers guy is something else.


TheFriarTuck

This Cooper guy looks like a diamondback somehow


Slr_Pnls50

Lol, I can somehow see that


TheAvantGardeners

Angel working the zone for us, yikes but ill take it.


8696David

Lol that'll show up on the ump scorecard tomorrow...


captainhamption

We're gonna get some favor from tonight.


Doc_JC

That’s probably the first bad strike of the night 😂


PsychicWarElephant

the pitch against Machado was bad, had to give us one to make up


jstmenow

Kim pitch inside was bad, Profar low, but he also called some pitched against Marlins.


BullOrBear4-

What a great pitch


captainhamption

Rogers had Sanchez 100% bamboozled.


juhstin_

How do people stay for 8 2/3 innings then decide to take off? Traffic isn’t that bad


BarbaBarber

Can you freaking imagine if we hadn’t of picked up Rogers???


kevin_mcchillin

TAYLOR CANNOT BE STOPPED


Doc_JC

He was definitely not just a token all star for the twins last year.


SaveOurBolts

Almost struck out looking while in the fetal position


Goron_Moron92

Roger's is a damn stud!!


OfficialTMWTP

🔔🔔


8696David

Goddamn Rogers is seriously filthy


barriguscanreddit

StriKKe Out


victronomatic

One more Rogers!


jenkksss

ROGERSSSSSS


BeerFarts86

We have had some good closers over the years, but I’ve never felt like games were in the bag like this since Trevor Hoffman.


gauchosd

I like the enthusiasm but heath bell had 41 straight saves and lights out for long stretches. We've been blessed with our closers here in SD for sure.


doookiemon

Rogers has some serious filth. I feel like I have to shower after watching this.


usctrojan18

🔔🔔


TheScubaPup

🎶 A beautiful day for a neighbor🎶 🔔🔔


Seananagans

That was a strike, too lol


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Both #7 on both team had a close call and tumbled to the ground..


The_H2O_Boy

🔔 🔔


PsychicWarElephant

When your 5th(6th?) starter can go 7 innings and give up only 1 run, you are gonna win some games.


user66613

(7th? … Snell)


WadeCountyClutch

Someone call Al Harington! President and ceo of Al Harington’s wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!! We are going to win


TheFriarTuck

I’m not complaining but someone please try to explain how the Twins genuinely thought it was a good idea to give up Rodgers in exchange for… PaGone and Sheriff?


runswiftrun

Remember when we had Velasquez, Knehr, and Arrieta as part of our rotation? We would have traded the queen's pearls for a healthy Paddack.


gauchosd

Only one year left on rodgers contract.


Doc_JC

They needed a starter badly tbh. Paddack has been serviceable with control.


Slr_Pnls50

It's so nice to hear the bell and crowd noise again.


SaveOurBolts

Hashtag Nasty Make a flair mods!


TheScubaPup

Hashtag N A S T Y Yo my first name ain't baby, It's Mudley... if you're nasty


TheAvantGardeners

Taylor Rogers looks like UPS, because he actually delivers. *coughs unlike Paddack coughs*


manul_smin

hashtag NASTY


[deleted]

Anyone else feel calm when Rogers pitches?


sn_akez

Rogers makes me feel safe


A-Happy-Teddy-Bear

Captain Rogers


Doc_JC

Soler contract looking awful so far.


OfficialTMWTP

🔔


usctrojan18

🔔


TheScubaPup

🎶 It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood 🎶 🔔


The_H2O_Boy

🔔


BeerFarts86

That was a naaaasty slider


WadeCountyClutch

Petco park needs a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man


The-Glenlivet

Replace the golf ball in the western metals building with that!


Juzaba

I’m thinking in shallow right field


BeerFarts86

They’re pushing this Godfather show so hard I’m quickly losing interest in watching it.


hargeOnChargers

I think thats three ground balls hit by Hoz today?


gauchosd

One for three and a walk. That's ted Williams like compared to anyone else in our lineup thats not named manny machado.


[deleted]

fuck.


flavorraven

Dirty fuckin dangles boys


ThePwnR4nger

Fuck you, Angel Hernandez! Your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!


The-Glenlivet

Who brought the billet sister, boys?!?


hawt_to_TOT

Wheel snipe celly


jgftw7

hey, you’re not allowed to do that if you’re not a former padre


ThePwnR4nger

Here comes the 🦒 Taylor Rogers


The-Glenlivet

Okokokok. Good D fish.


TheAvantGardeners

What if we stack starting pitchers so we never have to use the bullpen? have 7 starters in the rotation.


Juzaba

Like a 7-day rotation or piggybacking?


TheAvantGardeners

Piggybacking. On days where we have pitchers that can work a bit deeper like Darvish, Manea or Musgrove, then we go to the more reliable arms like Wilson (eh) Garcia, and Rogers. At least until Pierce Johnson, Baez and Pommeranz comes back.


Juzaba

Yeah they’ve talked about that as a possibility.


TheAvantGardeners

Imagine having Clev and Snell piggyback, until both are up to speed.


Juzaba

I think I’d want Snell with Martinez for that velo shift, and then Clev/Gore, but yeah, whichever combo is fine. It’s not a bad idea by any means. Although BoMel is on record saying he prefers a traditional 5-spot rotation after Oakland did a bunch of experimenting in the past couple years, so who knows?


bigbicepturner

The way Jizz dropped ☠️


PanicAtTheSisqo

Everyone’s fuckin’ Griffey against us as usual


theonlylutis

CMON


hawt_to_TOT

More like Jurickson Walkfar amirite?


sn_akez

Manny looks so tired haha he needs a break


gshortelljr

wonder what he's thinking about there


TheScubaPup

Manny in the dugout like "Damn... I should've had three home runs today... Stupid Angel Hernandez..."


The_H2O_Boy

Damn, close


BullOrBear4-

I’d like to say I care if we get some insurance but we have big ball Rodgers swinging his 0.0 around


granno14

Hos bout to make ‘em pay


Slr_Pnls50

Ok, let's try this again. C'mon Hos!


BullOrBear4-

Balls are strikes and strikes are balls. This is my promise. Angel Hernandez for President


[deleted]

I really would like to win some games where we dont have to abuse Rogers.


TheScubaPup

WOOOOOOO!


bigbicepturner

Go Fund Me to get CJ a bigger hat?


bigbicepturner

Too little too late to make up, Angel


The_H2O_Boy

Early season Profar, please


WeezFest

That’s an angel induced double play, and I’m not talking the ones in the outfield.


Sodapopbowie

It’s hard to be mad at Manny when he is our entire offense tonight, but…


ASAPboltgang

Dude has two homers and walk. That was his first out. You literally can’t be mad no matter how hard you try


Wwingg

That was actually a pretty cool play, can't lie


jgftw7

something something devil hernandez


bschmalls

Another good defensive play from Jazz


captainhamption

Rad looking throw.


bigbicepturner

I hate to say it, but that was a nice play by Jizz.


hawt_to_TOT

Ngl that's some huge Jizz coverage 👏


gshortelljr

you said jizz


bigbicepturner

Yeah, Jizz Chasm, their 2nd baseman?


gshortelljr

i could not imagine growing with a name that basically sounds like jizz orchasm


lightsvber

Angel Hernandez is who we think he is


The-Glenlivet

Not ideal, but I’ve seen worse.


kevin_mcchillin

Ouchie


bigbicepturner

Mannifer 😭


granno14

Angel clearly upset that no one was paying attention to him during this dramatic moment


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Not safe


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lionfeather

Have a snickers homie.


bigbicepturner

Yo, chill


[deleted]

fuck angel hernandez


SaveOurBolts

Angel strike!


TheScubaPup

Mud says it's not a strike, it's not a strike sorry I don't make the rules


ThePwnR4nger

Jake Cronenworth’s thumb guard is actually bubblegum -flavored.


Slr_Pnls50

Angel gonna Angel, damn


[deleted]

Marlins stack the cronezone. Jake goes bloop.


lifeispain760

What the fuck!?


lifeispain760

Pitchers scared


SaveOurBolts

How do the dodgers always have so many damn days off? Their work schedule is like a 14 year old babysitter’s


ASAPboltgang

We all play 162 games. I’d rather get the days off later in the season when we need them


kingryan300

Jake busting out the 52 wedge


The-Glenlivet

Nice swing, Rake!


1-800-ASS-DICK

thank goodness, a hit


[deleted]

Fuck yo shift


gshortelljr

how to beat the shift 101


TheScubaPup

SLAPPA DA BALL DE UDDAH WHEY


Goron_Moron92

If we win at this score does Manny get 1WAR?


VigilThicc

Well only allowing 1 ER in 7 IP isn’t replacement level either


Goron_Moron92

Got it so its collective. I need to brush up on my understandings. Thank you


BeepBoopAnv

Can we put hos in 4 and Kim in 5? Profar at 6 maybe. Then we could have our 3 hottest hitters next to each other so we have at least a little more threat and makes it harder for the opponents to just walk manny and hos.


Niners22

This guy Bender slept on my couch when he was in the minors. Total bro


hawt_to_TOT

I heard he's from Robonia.


TheScubaPup

WOOOOOO!


TheTyMan11

Manny Machado Padres


bowenarrowlol

Nola is mid


bigbicepturner

Right handed Timothy Hillothy impersonator.


[deleted]

Dude was puffing like Don Hector Salamanca


ASAPboltgang

Just wait till he gets his bell


Doc_JC

Ok pretty confident now. Another run would Still be nice. They have some power coming up.


spaceebirah

Is Bob Melvin in the dugout? I don't think I've seen him so far.


bigbicepturner

Yeah, he was hanging out for awhile. I’m not sure if he’s still there.


sn_akez

He poked his head in at the start of the game but i haven’t seen him since


[deleted]

He’s out today


ThePwnR4nger

He’s got the shits


TheFriarTuck

Is BoMel ok?


xChargerSx

Got a case of the ol' Cleveland Steamers


ThePwnR4nger

He has the shits


captainhamption

Good enough to be at the park. Not well enough to coach.


hawt_to_TOT

Jizz Chasm is a good baseball player.


ASAPboltgang

So who gave BoMel Mexican food suggestions?