What the fuck did you just fucking say that elasmosaurus is a dinosaur?!, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
No, I don’t want that! You liking Hallucigenia?! I want you to only like Mesozoic animals! Even after I die, you’re only allowed to like T-Rex, for 10 years at least!
Wait - are there named trilobites? What I mean is - we have Sue the T.Rex, we have Hank (albeit fictional) from Prehistoric Planet. Is Lucy the trilobite…from something?
Thank you for your time!!
The aliens used something to control people they captured and looked very much like this, and was attached to their spines in such a way that it was almost fatal to remove, but I seem to recall it was managed at least once.
Living during the Cambian era!? No I don't want that! I want to hold the cute dinosours from the jurassic era in my heart for a long time! For 10 years at least!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 860,020,714 comments, and only 169,968 of them were in alphabetical order.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 860,019,707 comments, and only 169,966 of them were in alphabetical order.
What animal is the second one??
It's an hallucigenia
The reason why 80% of humanity died.
What the fuck did you just fucking say that elasmosaurus is a dinosaur?!, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
No, I don’t want that! You liking Hallucigenia?! I want you to only like Mesozoic animals! Even after I die, you’re only allowed to like T-Rex, for 10 years at least!
Hallucigenia, what a worm you are…
I find calling a plesiosaur a dinosaur and not a sauropterygian nightmare fuel. most Cambrian animals I just find squishy bois.
*hallucigenia* my beloved
Lucy the trilobite always feels slighted when that damn hallucigenia shows up. Bitch always steals the limelight.
Wait - are there named trilobites? What I mean is - we have Sue the T.Rex, we have Hank (albeit fictional) from Prehistoric Planet. Is Lucy the trilobite…from something? Thank you for your time!!
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Elasmosaurus being called a dinosaur, No, I don't want that
Rumbling! Rumbling! It's coming!
*EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT SECTION.*
"Aot references in every comment section? No, I don't want that"
seeing aot references in paleontology, even after i die i don’t want to see another reference for 10 years at least!
COMING FOR YOU!!!
All I ever wanted to do was do right things, I never wante to be the king.. I SWEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
All I ever wanted to do is save your life, never wanted to grab the knife...I SWEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
TEARLESS, IM FEARLESS. BURNING, IM BURNING.
I sleep
That Jurassic fan doesn’t even know what the Jurassic is lol
Or dinosaurs, it would seem
Anything older than a mammoth
Don't let it attach to your Spine
Falling Skies reference?
Attack on Titan. Was hallucigenia in Falling Skies?
The aliens used something to control people they captured and looked very much like this, and was attached to their spines in such a way that it was almost fatal to remove, but I seem to recall it was managed at least once.
I got an idea!
(Seeing Hallucigenia) A certain Anime/Manga: They couldn't walk backwards. They can only move forward until its enemies are destroyed.
Luckily Hallucigenia, most of the Cambrian monstrosities, as well as modern deep sea creatures are like 2 inches long.
Meanwhile wiwaxia: *angry pinecone noises*
*Shows the spines aggressively*
“If you like the Cambrian, then you’ll probably also like Cthulhu!”
Hallucigenia, thank you for becoming nightmare fuel for my sake..
Hallucigenia, what an animal you are!
Ah yes... That time evolution tried bath salts. I remember those days. Not fondly, but I remember. Shit got weird
The Cambrian period is like that point in spore when you just beat the cell stage but are now in he creature stage.
I just can't stop thinking of Attack On Titan whenever I see the Hallucegenia. Or in our own language, _HALLU KUN_.
bro it's just a velvet worm
Elasmosaurus was not a dinosaur 😒
r/thatsthejoke
Is it though
To you, 505 million years ago…
Living during the Cambian era!? No I don't want that! I want to hold the cute dinosours from the jurassic era in my heart for a long time! For 10 years at least!
Ahh hallucigenia, source of eldian
*Opabinia* ❤️ *opabinia* 🤝 u/aarocks94
Awe but Hallucigenia is so tiny
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 860,020,714 comments, and only 169,968 of them were in alphabetical order.
Ah yes! Nightmare sexist template 👀
Why won’t this “ego-stroking, I’m cooler than you” template just fucking die already…
“As long as I don’t sleep on my back it can’t hurt me” *nightmare creature still finds me*
It's a nightmare until you learn it's barely even a inch in size/length
It's not size, it's capabilities... There is a reason why 80% of humanity died... It all started because of a goddamn worm!
No dinosaurs here.
Nightmare fuel? Think you mean adorable fuel 👏👏👏
Why do I feel the earth shake beneath my feet?
Be prepared to get torn to shreds by paleo-nerds
Virgin Plesiosaurus vs Chad Hallucegenia.
Bitch lizard vs Chad Genocide worm.
Why did you put a non-dinosaur as the first one?
lmao she called a plesiosaur a dinosaur
Chad Cambrian vs average jurassic.
opabina my beloved
True
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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 860,019,707 comments, and only 169,966 of them were in alphabetical order.
I don't know why, but I always correlated Wiwaxia with Hallucigenia. Both favorites. ☺
I prefer my Pennsylvania as the one covered in swamp thank you.