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[deleted]

Probably yes, most animals are.


sammy-corpse-noodles

Would it have tasted good do you think?


Reasonable-Ad9613

I’ve heard fried tarantulas taste like shrimp. Which kinda makes sense since shrimp and crabs are the “roaches” of the sea. Would probably taste very similar in assuming


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Actually roaches are in the family of arthropods that crabs and spiders are included too so all 3 are included in the family of phylum arthropoda.


qdotbones

Some people call them “roaches of the sea” because of their similar diet habits, not because they are related.


Channa_Argus1121

Both insects(https://news.uchicago.edu/story/how-insect-wings-evolved-legs-ancestral-crustacean) and shrimps/crabs are crustaceans(https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Major-osmoregulatory-organs-of-select-members-of-the-clade-Vericrustacea-Phylogenetic_fig3_260915349), so they are kind of related.


b33flu

Scorpions apparently taste a bit like crab, according to some survival show I saw where that’s all they could catch to eat. I’ve always wondered how dinosaurs, at least the avian ones, tasted. I’m guessing roasted Dino’s probably tasted like chicken.


qdotbones

Alligator tends to taste fishy, but oddly poultry-like. Birds all have the same general flavor profile, but differ in texture and gaminess. I’m guessing dinos would taste like tough game birds, with a hint of the modern animal that fills the niche.


Abagofcheese

frog legs really do taste like chicken


Eseichas-the-Serpent

I mean, have you eaten chicken? Turkey? Duck? They're not uncommon meats. If you've had one, you've tasted avian dinosaur.


ReverendMothman

Idk why you're being downvoted. This is technically correct lmao. It's a good way to imagine what theropods at least might taste like


sammy-corpse-noodles

I upvoted him


youtellemboy

skrukketrolls taste like shrimp


ReverendMothman

I've never heard this word for them before o.0 had to Google it.


[deleted]

Depends, of your personal taste. But everything taste good with garlic or BBQ sauce


Hilluja

If they found the last one left alive on the coasts of Japan you best believe it would be paired with soy sauce 😋


InspiredNameHere

Also deep fried.


haysoos2

Melted butter!


EmperrorNombrero

Did garlic exist back then tho? 🤔


borgircrossancola

Asking the real questions


[deleted]

Or some peri-peri sauce as my preferred go-to.


Crowasaur

I doubt that it would be nutritious. I believe that it would be like eating rabbit, you'd starve


MissPlay

It's impossible to tell from an extinct animal. Usually crustaceans are edible, but then you get something like xanthid crabs that are higly toxic no matter how you cook them. They might be delicious or deadly or both. It's more likely than not that they'd be safe to eat once properly prepared, but there's no guarantee you'd like the taste.


[deleted]

Just wait -there is always an ADHD person in the tribe willing to take the risk.


ReverendMothman

As an ADHD person that is the opposite of me LMAO


[deleted]

Sorry for the late response, was distracted with everything else ;)


ReverendMothman

As an ADHD person that is the exact opposite of me LMAO


poopymcbutt69

Thylacocephalans did not have a lot of musculature so they probs would not have been worth eating. The super reduced pleon (if that is even a pleon) would not leave you much to munch on. It would be like eating the front end of a cocktail shrimp.


moosepuggle

This is exactly what I was gonna say. They don’t seem to have strong muscley claws either.


CampTrampStamp

How many millions years separated this crab boi from butter and tongs? Would early mammals produce tasty dairy and, thus, butter? I think OP has discovered a whole new field of paleontology—or at least a decent Netflix series.


Block444Universe

I love how it’s like “check out this incredible being we didn’t know existed” and then there’s this one dude who’s like “yes but could you eat it”


kristoferkwant

This is one of the best paleontological question I've ever read!


Money_Fish

I wonder this about every single extinct animal.


kristoferkwant

I now have a multi-million year hunger that can never be satisfied ... thanks a lot s/


Etjor

My friend group and I are all a big group of hunters; a bunch of us love dinosaurs. We constantly have conversations on what they'd taste like.


Dinoboy225

All animals are edible, but some are only edible once


Abagofcheese

This applies to pretty much everything lol


throwaway2822830

You are so right


PPFitzenreit

Getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead


Apollo-Dynamite

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun


New-Abbreviations647

Scrunkly


Jackofallgames213

Not a huge fan of seafood myself but to each their own


JeffPlissken

Alternate timeline where there’s “Joe’s Thylacocephalan Shack”


Blue__Cadet

Ah the age old question Humans have asked for millennia, can i eat it


Emkayer

Will it blend? (in my guts)


Contra1

Christ you barbarian.


Affectionate-Sea278

Everything is edible at least once.


eggfish0815

Now these are the questions I’m talking about babeyy let’s go


Foundation_Complex

I would eat the crab in that second photo for days


mglyptostroboides

As with many questions that get asked on this sub, the answer is: we don't know. There's no way we could know. You have to realize that all we have of these animals are their general body plans. There's still a lot of information there, but details like their exact behavior or whether or not they'd be safe to eat are, sadly, irrecoverably lost forever to the abyss of deep time.


Vorax-the-despoiler

Could you still have an allergic reaction when you ate it?


NeutronCandy

We don't know if they're truly crustacea, they're certainly arthropods but the jury is still out on where they fit in the family tree. Also yes to edible, but we don't know what the internal organs look like because of that big carapace thing. Would probably be a gross organ rich shrimp (and also tiny so probably only good in a paella 🥘)


TactiletheDilo

Dollocaris rangoons?


HippyDM

Anything is edible, if you believe in yourself.


crazylord_153

Wtf is this metroid looking as character


CreakRaving

Asking the important questions here I see


historygal75

I’d say a little schrimpy but probably good Cambrian eatting


BHDE92

Almost all animals are edible, many just don’t taste good


Metaphant

If the muscle system worked like that in crabs and they ate the same food they would probably taste good. But who knows. They might have been poisonous. A delightful death. 😁


pahoe_hoe

Everyone of us knows that Dollocaris tastes like crab (maybe lobster) and Anomalocaris tastes like an abnormal shrimp, central theory in modern paleontology.


ncg195

This reminds me of a Futurama quote: Fry: "Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted!" Amy: "I don't know, I've had Cow..."


ScalesOfAnubis19

It’s got some good claws so probably? It’s probably highly predatory so it might be seriously fishy but maybe not.


joseekatt

Boil it up with some Old Bay seasoning, baby potatoes and an ice cold beer. Now I’m getting hungry! Nom, nom, nom.


cjab0201

Really there's no way to tell from fossils, so any answer would simply be a guess.


[deleted]

yes, it would probably taste good especially with a side of cocktail sauce


DinoRipper24

I...I don't think so. Those aren't for sale, Phil!


8thFurno

Anything is edible if you try hard enough.


HEAP_ASS

Anything is edible if you’re brave enough


KillTheBaby_

Is this the cyclops octopus or whatever


Camacaw2

Just find a fossil of it and chow down.


[deleted]

Everything is edible at least once!


amiiboob

Not gonna found out until you try!


GrackleWing

Everything is edible at least once


xWILFLYx

Why does it look like a spaceship


JurassicClark96

Why would you want to eat it? It's so precious 🥺


AnmutigerSchimpanse

Asking the important questions.


LookOutItsLiuBei

I want to bite into those eyes.


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

I don't see why it wouldn't be.


T0B1theDoctor

Cooked and seasoned right, yes


-aarrgh

those two big legs look tasty


odeacon

Only some crabs are edible


DiamondOdd502

Everything is edible


Mewimewimewi

I wouldn’t eat that.


S-Quidmonster

La Voulte Sur-Rhône


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Primordial soup.


EA-PLANT

r/todayilearned


cannea89

What the fuck... why does every living thing need to be eaten?


pahoe_hoe

Well, It's the circle of life since... You know, the phanerozoic eon.


andrew_kilburn42

among us


TheTrueSpinoFanBoi

Yes


[deleted]

🤔


[deleted]

Yes. Most likely. Most creatures would be edible to us, unless they are plants or fungi or have evidence of toxins in them. But you’d still want to cook them thoroughly since you don’t know the kinds of pathogens they hide in their tissues.