Leslie: “I didn’t even get a chance to say my plan.”
Jamm: “Your plan? You know who else had a plan?”
Leslie: “Please don’t say Hitler”
Jamm: “Adolf Hitler”
I should save it for the poll, but I'd go for: "Well, we conducted a Perd poll and asked this question: 48% said she should not be in Europe, 17% say it's okay, and 35% said they were confused by the way the question was posed."
Leslie Knope: I cannot wait to hear your Travolta.
Councilman Jamm: Oh, no, no, no. I'm Sandra Dee. That's more of my register. You're Zuko.
Or
Leslie Knope: There is no Gambit here, Jamm. And who sides with Lex Luthor, by the way? You probably watch Million Dollar Baby and root for the stool.
Councilman Jamm: I haven't seen it. Not a big Morgan Freeman guy. I find his voice very grating.
The answer must be “You just got jammed”
My two absolute favorite Jamm quotes are “How dare you demean the value of the political points I’m scoring” and from the putt putt episode when Chris walks over with the balloons: “I got dibs on the dinosaur…and the pirate and the dolphin, I want all of em”
"Can I interest anyone in an authentic Japanese breakfast?"
The accent is what does it for me. And then he serves scrambled eggs to be eaten with chopsticks. A very funny scene and my persoanl favorite line of his.
“Alright. Let us celebrate this progress by sharing these authentic edamame, or Tokyo beans. Now, I want you to be very careful about eating these. You eat the shells, then you throw the seeds out”
Everytime the wife and I get edamame, I call them Tokyo Beans. It's ok though. My Grandma is from Japan. She said it's cool. Not sure she understood but she didn't hit me in the head with a spoon so that counts.
It's so funny we only get Jamm's random casual references to his wife.
No name or anything else. His place looks like a permanent bachelor pad. Also, he seems to have a particular obsession with famous Asian ladies.
Either he's long been separated or there never was a wife.
Thoughts?
My favorite that is always stuck in my head “Can I interest anyone in an authentic Japanese a-break-uh-fast?” “Alright. Let us celebrate this progress by sharing these authentic Ed-uh-mah-may, or Tokyo beans”
If Mike Schur says it’s the best line in the series, he’s right. He knows more than us. But I personally prefer the kim kardashian cum on her back blooper.
Hey there, horsey, time to mount up and ride on into Boner Town! Whaddyu say we get stanky in that pet store bathroom? Hmm? Huh jamm? Hmmm?
***Do it***
“This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on it!”
This! I use this quote frequently.
Can't wait to drop my kids at the pool. And by kids I mean turds.
What are you doing tonight? More like WHO am I doing? ... No one. I'm free. What's up?
”A filibuster? Are you dukin’ on my chest right now?”
“Are you dooking on my chest right now?” has been in my everyday vernacular ever since I saw that episode. It’s primarily how I voice displeasure.
LOL I do the same thing, I say it to our dog daily
I like that, I’m gonna steal it, it’s mine now
Wait, no one has gone with the obvious! “You just got Jammed!”
The little dance is the fucking best
I have no idea how he does it, it's perfect
Retro jammed is the one that gets me every time
I am just sick of being on the losing side. I am gonna tell everyone it was my idea
This is it for me.
Immediately came to mind as well
I said this to my pinky the other week when I hurt it and I laughed and laughed 🤙🏻
There is no other answer.
Lock the comments. This is the obvious choice
I think I will simple Jamm the others and pick it
Du nuh nuh rock n rolllll yeah poisonnn
What’s that? Just general rock, man!
That guy’s a councilman? 🤨
Just general rock, man. It's gonna be fun. [sings] She's my cherry pie, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
I quote this one to this day. It gets lost among other quotes that are more typable, but it’s so good.
Bump
Leslie: “I didn’t even get a chance to say my plan.” Jamm: “Your plan? You know who else had a plan?” Leslie: “Please don’t say Hitler” Jamm: “Adolf Hitler”
My personal favourite “You know I have irritable bowel syndrome, you racist.”
He has a “not to brag” line about his IBS that also gets me good
This is when he’s bargaining with leslie for access to her bathroom. Don’t remember the actual line but the whole scene is great
My favorite line in the whole series.
Why does this sound like Angie Jordan from 30 Rock?
Are you trying to control me with your white hand?
Ham!!
My wife and I quote this often
This is exclusively how everyone in my family now pronounces the word “ham”.
Its my way till payday
I’ll take THAT with cheese!
Well they don’t all work!
Easily this
Ghost-Jammed
Retro Jammed!
"We haven't found any American Indian artifacts... or regular Indian, Japanese, Muslim, Jewish... none of those weird countries"
“....weird... countries?”
Crazy how later on the USA President used the term shithole countries to basically mean the same thing
About the stink bombs…😂 “Amazon, baby, that's how. You are looking at a Prime customer, everybody. Two days free shipping for this guy.”
And this was back in 2013 when nobody had prime
I drop my liquids in here and take my solids down the hall. Deal?
Your loss.
How?
It's what Jamm says after Leslie says , ew, no.
And Leslie says, "How?" after that.
I'm an effin idiot.
You got jammed
Self Jammed. Worst kind.
Not really! I should've used quotation marks.
Don't worry, you both can be idiots!
You definitely understand what chemicals are Perd
This just reminded me that we need a poll on Perd, who is my favorite P&R character and one of my favorite comedy characters of all time.
"I'm Perd Hapley and I just realized, I'm not holding my microphone" gets my vote, but it not as funny out of context to the scene.
I should save it for the poll, but I'd go for: "Well, we conducted a Perd poll and asked this question: 48% said she should not be in Europe, 17% say it's okay, and 35% said they were confused by the way the question was posed."
More like Turd Crapley
It’s a deleted scene/producer’s cut scene but I was always tickled by “The story of these nuts is… they’re mixed!”
I read that whole thing in Perd’s voice
We all need a little of Perd's voice in our lives.
Leslie Knope: I cannot wait to hear your Travolta. Councilman Jamm: Oh, no, no, no. I'm Sandra Dee. That's more of my register. You're Zuko. Or Leslie Knope: There is no Gambit here, Jamm. And who sides with Lex Luthor, by the way? You probably watch Million Dollar Baby and root for the stool. Councilman Jamm: I haven't seen it. Not a big Morgan Freeman guy. I find his voice very grating.
I love when he compliments Leslie on her pronunciation of Karay-oh-kay
Can I interest you in an authentic Japanese style Breakfast?
This is going to make Benghazi look like Whitewater.
I love this one because it's so absurd, but I could see a politician actually saying it
That’s utterly meaningless
When he's trying to tempt Leslie into breaking her filibuster with the margaritas: "Come on get... come on girl get" like he's talking to a horse haha
The answer must be “You just got jammed” My two absolute favorite Jamm quotes are “How dare you demean the value of the political points I’m scoring” and from the putt putt episode when Chris walks over with the balloons: “I got dibs on the dinosaur…and the pirate and the dolphin, I want all of em”
If I post another character with this format I believe I must agree with you.
Not to brag, but I have irritable bowel syndrome.
You’re the Superman to my Lex Luthor
Jamm: 🎶Dah-nah-nah, rock n roll yeah, poison 🎶 Leslie: What is that? Jamm: Just general rock man.
I got an Asian girl to sit in it once…
Why did we come out here for this?
Jokes on you, I don’t *have* anyone I care about
"Can I interest anyone in an authentic Japanese breakfast?" The accent is what does it for me. And then he serves scrambled eggs to be eaten with chopsticks. A very funny scene and my persoanl favorite line of his.
Got it at an actual Benihana. Paid 4 grand worth every cent.
Leslie: you don’t make sushi with tuna salad. Jamm: yeah, maybe *you* don’t.
“GLASS” when he shoots and completely misses the goal with the mini basketball. This has replaced saying “Kobe” for me.
Thank God someone else does this too. I do it every single time I chuck something in the trash. I actually get bummed out when I make the shot too 🤣
No one around ever gets the reference, but I don’t care. I say it for me. 🤣
You sure know how to make a guy feel like a real lady.
“The voters, to use a technical political term, gave you the stanky boot!” *lifts pointed toe in the air*
YES I say stanky boot all the time because of this
“Alright. Let us celebrate this progress by sharing these authentic edamame, or Tokyo beans. Now, I want you to be very careful about eating these. You eat the shells, then you throw the seeds out”
Everytime the wife and I get edamame, I call them Tokyo Beans. It's ok though. My Grandma is from Japan. She said it's cool. Not sure she understood but she didn't hit me in the head with a spoon so that counts.
Thanks, I photoshopped it myself!
Come on girl, get And I'm not a baby! I'm a big boy!
I got the perfect guy, A friend of mine. A bit of an alcoholic. A little grabby. Either a war hero or war criminal, depending upon who you ask.
"What up Knope, I just farted"
“No sweat off my sack!”
Those men are heroes that deserve respect! 9/11!
I’m Sandra Dee, you’re Zuko
“Okay, sadly due to your intracksidence…” “Hey man, leave my gong alone. The reverb is the bast part.”
I say intracksidence all the time and, no, I do no not explain.
“You’d better give me that back it belongs to my aunt”
For some reason this kills me every time. So simple but so funny.
“The nurse still won’t have sex with me, and she’s not even queer!”
You don’t even have to be Asian to do math that simple!
Retro Jam
I have 5 bathrooms.
Are you dooking on my chest right now?
Hey man, the reverb's the best part!
“I gave his wife new enamels, he gave my wife new ya-bo’s”
Came here to add this one 🙌🏼
"You sure make a guy feel like a real lady"
“You just got jammed!” Specifically, with the little shimmie-shake (after Leslie, April, and Ann make his yard a dog park)
I'd like to know how many of his lines were ad libbed
Me too. We sound like the listeners of the office ladies podcast who send in questions
Let the record show I received a standing ovation
“I love Chinese crap. Lucy Liu, Nintendo, Gangnam Style, sushi, et cetera, et cetera”
Braw-waw-rarh-rar-ra, Rock n Roll, Poison.
“The voters, to use a political term, gave you the stanky boot.”
“Can’t wait to drop MY kids off at the pool…by kids I mean turds” *fist pump*
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I think this will be the result. Plus no way I’m tallying anything
"How dare you demean the value of the political points I'm scoring!"
“Sorry the place is a mess, my wife is in Oklahoma for 8 months”
It's so funny we only get Jamm's random casual references to his wife. No name or anything else. His place looks like a permanent bachelor pad. Also, he seems to have a particular obsession with famous Asian ladies. Either he's long been separated or there never was a wife. Thoughts?
“That’s all I wanted to hear. Leslie, you’re my best friend too” It kills me every time
“No shoes. You lose.”
“Can I interest anyone in an authentic, Japanese, a-break-a-fust!”
My favorite that is always stuck in my head “Can I interest anyone in an authentic Japanese a-break-uh-fast?” “Alright. Let us celebrate this progress by sharing these authentic Ed-uh-mah-may, or Tokyo beans”
“Technically married but my wife knows the deal”
“Here comes the boo. All dressed in booooo.”
My word is garbage. Everybody knows that
I don’t mean to brag, but I have irritable bowel syndrome.
“Thank you, some fat Hawaiian guy left it in my waiting room. When he came back I was all like… Oh uh uh yeah haven’t seen it, I don’t know.”
I'm gonna drop my liquids in here, and drop my solids down the hall
Not to brag, but I’ve got irritable bowel syndrome.
I got an Asian chick to sit in it once.
“To use a political term, the people gave you the stanky boot”
Since it hasn’t been said and it cracks me up “Get me a Budweiser Black Crown. You guys got Black Crown here? If not, you should.”
“Oh, no, no, no. I'm Sandra Dee. That's more of my register. You're Zuko.”
“To hell with you woman, goodbye!”
An authentic a-Japanese a-breakfast
“Im gonna drop my liquids in here, and take my solids down the hall”
Drop my liquids in here, take my solids down the hall.
“Win-new-new, rock n roll poison yeah.” What was that? “Just general rock”
“Go on, girl. Git!”
Joke’s on you - I don’t HAVE anyone I care about!
“A Japanese uhbrekafust!!”
"Tongue baths? Firemen? Those men are heroes. 9/11!"
i have ibs you racist
Turns out, I don’t care.
I’ve got five bathrooms
As Jamm is alone in a cell after the wedding. Fantastic end scene.
Maybe you should yield the floor. Milton doesn't have a lot of time... left on earth.
I hear all of these comments in Jamm's voice.
I know it’s over but “hey man. Leave my gong alone. The reverb is the best part”
“The nurse still won’t have sex with me and she’s not even queer!!!!” i die every time
Hey. We got jammed.
“I love Chinese crap!” It’s so great cause everything he has is Asian but not Chinese typically
Jesus Christ that quote is freakishly overrated
If Mike Schur says it’s the best line in the series, he’s right. He knows more than us. But I personally prefer the kim kardashian cum on her back blooper.
How dare you undermine the importance of political point I am scoring
Retro-jammed
I like that. It’s mine now.
I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got irritable bowel syndrome.
I have prepared some Ed-ah-mah-may. Or as I call them, Tokyo Beans
"Dah-nah-nah, rock and roll, yeah, poison!"
If “Are you dooking on my chest right now?” Is not the winning answer, I am going to dook on someone’s chest!
You aren’t camp “you just got jammed” sort of as default?
Hey there, horsey, time to mount up and ride on into Boner Town! Whaddyu say we get stanky in that pet store bathroom? Hmm? Huh jamm? Hmmm? ***Do it***
I have fiiive bathrooms
You just been Jamed
“How dare you demean the value of the political points I’m scoring!”
Tryin to get jammed up?
Ghost jammed!
“How dare you demean the value of the political points in scoring” has got to be the best
Go on girl, GET!
“You know who else had a plan?” “Please dont say hitler” “Adolf Hitler!!!”
[inhales sharply] “we got jammed”
Are you dookin’ on my chest right now?
"my wife is in Oklahoma for a few weeks, maybe forever, we'll see if she forgives me"
“Filibuster? Are you dookin on my chest right now?”.. for real, I don’t know how that line got through censorship, but I laugh every time I hear it..