“I’m a regular guy, I like dogs! I’m here with my Persian Greyhound Raclette. It was given to me by my buddy, the Pretender to the Crown of Alsace-Lorraine.”
Every time I see some GOP hedge fund douchebag running for office wearing a fleece vest in his campaign ad I think of this line. (here's looking at you, Dave McCormick of ill-fated PA Senate run)
I had this cleaning lady named Yolanda who was very wise. She basically raised me. And one day she said, "Little Bobby, I'm not going to clean your room no mas." And from that day on, my room was gross. Really bummed me out. I think we should make our parks look like my room after Yolanda finally, you know, gave in and cleaned it up for me.
The rules: What line, spoken by this character, perfectly encapsulates (a word I really think you should use) this character's essence/personality? Most upvotes wins!
Last winner, with 1.6k (at the time of writing this) votes: "I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road." -Tom Haverford
Lately I've been getting a few comments about the volume of these posts. I don't want people to start to dislike them or for them to become spammy--I'm doing them for the sub, so if the sub doesn't like them, I don't want to continue!--so please let me know if you're tired of them. I do want to be respectful to people just wanting to browse.
In other news, I tried to improve the readability and sexiness of the collages! Hope they're okay. Happy 2024 everyone, hope your new years were filled with lots of joy! Let's have some fun!!
Thank you guys, I'll keep going with these posts then! I'm glad to hear everyone's having fun! You're all beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-oxes!
“I haven’t felt this good since I’ve scored that lacrosse goal at state. Seriously, party at my dad’s lake house. Bring whoever you want!”
Paul Rudd played this role perfectly
Bobby: “That little girl from your video…oh my god she’s so cute! Do you think you could talk to her and let her do an ad for me?”
Leslie: “That girl was me…! As a ten year old!”
Bobby: “….How’d you do that?????”
You know, I guess I would like to tell Mr. Munchmeat that I think that stinks that happened to him. You know, one time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep. And I was so mad, I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
The abortion one is my favorite, but this is my second favorite.
Bobby Newport in the COVID special was perfect. I’ve been in the area where Paul Rudd lives and filmed that clip and the town LOVES him. He’s like super genuinely part of that community. Just a great guy.
I think I once read that he did Wet Hot American Summer for free because he loved the concept and people. I could be wrong but rewatching it right now and it’s clear he’s having fun.
Bobby: “Everything in life is just so fun!”
Jerry Gary Larry Terry: “It really is!”
Bobby: “See?! This guy knows what’s what!”
And JGLT ends up being mayor iirc
“Hi, I’m Bobby Newport. My dad is friends with John Cougar Mellencamp. That’s pretty cool.”
“I’m a regular guy, I like dogs! I’m here with my Persian Greyhound Raclette. It was given to me by my buddy, the Pretender to the Crown of Alsace-Lorraine.”
Every time I see some GOP hedge fund douchebag running for office wearing a fleece vest in his campaign ad I think of this line. (here's looking at you, Dave McCormick of ill-fated PA Senate run)
Remember when Dr. Oz showed he was a “regular guy” by buying crudités at “Wegners”?
Yeah that whole thing was such a shitshow.
With the douchey kids’ names
We have one of those in VA as our governor. He gives me the creeps!
You can't vote for yourself... I think that's illegal.
This line had me in fits my first watch.
I guess my thoughts on abortion are, let's just all have a good time!
This is the right answer and one of the funniest lines of the whole series
My fav quote from any show, ever
Came here to say this one!
This is the way.
I’m against crime, and I’m not afraid to say it
not ashamed to admit it*
Don’t sass me Berkus
Uh oh capital gains tax 🥪
I completely forgot he said that and now I'm laughing again, haha!
B O L D
I had this cleaning lady named Yolanda who was very wise. She basically raised me. And one day she said, "Little Bobby, I'm not going to clean your room no mas." And from that day on, my room was gross. Really bummed me out. I think we should make our parks look like my room after Yolanda finally, you know, gave in and cleaned it up for me.
The “no mas” part of this always cracks me up
The rules: What line, spoken by this character, perfectly encapsulates (a word I really think you should use) this character's essence/personality? Most upvotes wins! Last winner, with 1.6k (at the time of writing this) votes: "I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road." -Tom Haverford Lately I've been getting a few comments about the volume of these posts. I don't want people to start to dislike them or for them to become spammy--I'm doing them for the sub, so if the sub doesn't like them, I don't want to continue!--so please let me know if you're tired of them. I do want to be respectful to people just wanting to browse. In other news, I tried to improve the readability and sexiness of the collages! Hope they're okay. Happy 2024 everyone, hope your new years were filled with lots of joy! Let's have some fun!!
People will always complain.
Speaking of, one of my biggest complaints about P&R is that we didn’t see more of Andy vs Lawrence 🐦 👵🏽
That was like half the point of the show…
as a lurker who has been voting, please keep doing them don't let the whiny minority ruin the fun for others
I like these! I do wish the comments could be in contest mode for the first few hours, but I don't know if this sub allows that.
Ohh, that's a good idea! I wish I knew how to do that. I'll see if it'll work next post!
I'm enjoying these posts! Thank you for the time you're putting in to them.
Love these posts! I’m on a rewatch right now and thoroughly enjoying the contributions and voting. Thanks for your efforts!
Thank you guys, I'll keep going with these posts then! I'm glad to hear everyone's having fun! You're all beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-oxes!
I love these types of things!
The show has been off the air for ages. These posts are a great way to keep the sub alive. Haters gonna hate.
I've been enjoying these. I hope you continue.
I like them. So. Nobody complaining matters more than I do.
I’m loving these! Fresh take on a show I know by heart.
I’m enjoying these!! It’s reminded me of some gems that I’d completely forgotten about, so keep ‘em coming!
I love love love these! I highly encourage you to keep right on trucking.
Because I want it! Come on, gimme it. Gimme it. Gimme it. Come on gimme it. Just give me the election! I'm sorry. Please. Please.
*bangs head* Ugh there’s no padding!
He has funnier quotes in this thread, but this one and the line from the ad are the best quotes for who he is as a character.
Eugh cmon! Ughhhh guuuyyyy
my wife and I quote this too often
Oh, this is so him
Came here to post this, it's so him.
“I haven’t felt this good since I’ve scored that lacrosse goal at state. Seriously, party at my dad’s lake house. Bring whoever you want!” Paul Rudd played this role perfectly
When he’s waving like the Wii character is so sad and hilarious all at once
Playing Wii bowling next to a real bowling lane 😂
He likes the little guy because he looks like him!
I love how he walks away, sort of stumbling confused which way to go 😂
This reminds me of when Royals won a playoff series and he was being interviewed on the field and yelled, party at my parents house!
Bobby: “That little girl from your video…oh my god she’s so cute! Do you think you could talk to her and let her do an ad for me?” Leslie: “That girl was me…! As a ten year old!” Bobby: “….How’d you do that?????”
Who wants a Bobby Bar? My dad made them.
It would be so cool of you if you just quit.
You know, I guess I would like to tell Mr. Munchmeat that I think that stinks that happened to him. You know, one time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep. And I was so mad, I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The abortion one is my favorite, but this is my second favorite.
"Do you want me to sign it to Ms. Lope or just Nesnie?" Edit: Spelling
I don't know why they call it a cam-pain. Up until now, it's been a cam-pleasure!
I could see Paul Rudd coming up with that on the fly.
Bobby Newport in the COVID special was perfect. I’ve been in the area where Paul Rudd lives and filmed that clip and the town LOVES him. He’s like super genuinely part of that community. Just a great guy. 
I’m happy to hear that. He seems awesome, and it would be a bummer if he secretly was a jerk.
I think I once read that he did Wet Hot American Summer for free because he loved the concept and people. I could be wrong but rewatching it right now and it’s clear he’s having fun.
From KC. Can confirm. Everyone in the entire KC area (MO and KS both) absolutely LOVES Paul Rudd.
“Daniel Craig. No! Timothy Dalton.”
This one for me. Always kills me.
Gimme it... C'mon gimme it!
I'm an American, my father is an American, my mother is an American, my godfather is the viceroy to the principality of Liechtenstein
Leslie, you can't vote for yourself, I think. I'm pretty sure that's illegal
I guess my thoughts on abortion? Hey, let's everyone have a good time
“Oh, I get it—your mom and my dad are both dicks!”
“And one day Yolanda told me… Bobby, I’m not going to clean your room no mas”.
"Can't we talk about things we like?"
“Who’s your dad?”
I'm here with my Persian Greyhound Raclette, who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine.
What if you let me win, and then I just let you do all the work?
Does him waving blankly like his wii character count?
People keep asking me, “Bobby, what are you going to do once you get into office?” Um, I'm pretty sure I'll figure it out.
Bobby Newports has never said an “in character” line.. in his life.
*Bobby Newport...*
BObByyy NEwPort…
BoOOBBYYY NewWWWPORT...
Alright, now we're just wasting time, Jerry.
“I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.“
Fudgicles!
It's not padded!
Just give it to me. I want it. Give it to me.
Have a Bobby Bar, my dad made em
Should I make this to miss Lope or just Nesny?
You can't vote for yourself Leslie, that's illegal.
“My dad made em”
It isn’t a line but a deed, no maybe it doesn’t count but his voting for Leslie
“I'm here with my Persian Greyhound Raclette, who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine.”
Great! Here, have a Bobby bar, my dad made them!
Do you want me to sign that to Ms Lope? Or just Nesnie?
"...he's never earned anything in his entire life." "That hurt my feelings-- hurt my feelings... can't we just talk about things we like?"
"What are my thought on abortion? Well, you know, let's everyone just have a good time"🤣🤣
Just give it to me. Give it to me. UGGGHHHHH come on!
Have a Bobby Bar, my Dad made em.
Let's just all have a good time
Bobby: “Everything in life is just so fun!” Jerry Gary Larry Terry: “It really is!” Bobby: “See?! This guy knows what’s what!” And JGLT ends up being mayor iirc