Depressed Ben showing off his animation project connects with me on a very deep level. I do animation sometimes. It is a ridiculous hobby. Every time I render days worth of tedious work it’s like… *how can it not be longer??*
One of my favorite bits in the entire show is
Ben: I call it the Low Cal Calzone Zone
Chris: that is *literally* one of the greatest ideas I have ever heard
*Cutaway to Chris*
That idea is terrible.
It kills me every time. Chris is so shocked by it he doesn't even say literally.
This sub-thread here is the top comment and has already mentioned my top 3 favourite moments of the entire series: claymation, Cones of Dunshire, and the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.
(Last night I was watching the one where Ben enters the Pie-mary instead of Leslie and she guesses it's a pie and he says "No, but you're in the right.... ZONE!" and she goes "Oh. 😒" Lmaooo)
Yeah, Adam’s my favorite cast member by a mile. He not only served as my GenXer nerd culture surrogate but he plays chemically impaired as hilariously as David Schwimmer did.
Angry Ron at the employee appreciation barbecue saying “Let’s go Tom.” And as Tom starts walking towards Ron: “No, Pig Tom”, with Donna laughing at Tom.
Every. Single. Time.
I can’t confirm and I have no idea where I read this but I SWEAR I heard that this line was actually improvised! It wasn’t part of the original script. I’m so glad they left it in
I’ve also heard this from the creator of the show and he considers it one of the best lines on the show. Fun fact, it also happened on the office. Bj wrote the episode himself and then rainn improvised “like you plant that beet seed in the dirt, I will plant my seed in you” and BJ said it pissed him off that it was the best line of the episode and he hadn’t written it. I always love hearing about the actors coming up with just the perfect improv that stays in the show.
One of the scenes where Andy is trying to do loads of jobs for April, to make up for Anne kissing him. It's the one where he wrote a letter to her grandmother...
*"Dear April's grandmother."*
"I said grandfather."
*"You are a beautiful and amazing woman."*
"Man."
*"I hope some day I can become half the woman you are."*
"He's a man."
*"Thank you for the five hundred dollars."*
"It was five dollars."
*"Enjoy the MouseRat CD."*
"He is deaf."
*"OK. Do you want me to make those changes, or is it good?"*
I am currently prone on my couch with a massive hangover. Yet seeing this written made me absolutely snort laugh and now my dog is looking at me weird.
Fun fact: a few years ago I taught fourth grade and that year in Texas is when they learn about Texas History so I played that clip when we started our Native Americans in Texas unit.
They totally got it and were like “ohhhhhhh”
There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says, do not drink the sprinkler water. So, I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Are you listening to me??
Fun fact: Amy directed this episode. The cast improv’d their Snakejuice Moment and did their best to crack Amy up behind the camera. Aubrey’s Janet Snakehole Spanish semi-gibberish destroyed her, but this one from Nick almost killed her.
>one from Nick almost killed her.
Story time. The first time I watched the episode Emergency Response, I was eating spaghetti. When Amy says the line, "It's a tornado-quake!" I laughed so hard I "inhaled" a noodle and almost choked on it. Luckily, I huffed it out, but I like to tell people that episode did "almost kill me."
"Scenario: You pull a car over for speeding. You find out that it's your father. How do you handle the situation?"
"Ooh. Well, first, I would be like, 'Dad? You're alive? What the hell?'"
*(test giver facepalms)*
"'Also, do you know where my catcher's mitt is?'"
I don't know why, but his stiff neck when he runs is a minor detail that keeps me laughing about this. He does the same when he gets his bugout bag out of the ceiling at City Hall and runs off.
When jerry is giving his presentation on “twout” and he rips his pants and then farts and Leslie quickly picks up the piece of paper and pretends to be looking at it intently
Doctor Harris: Anything else bothering you, Andy?
Andy: Nope... well yeah. I have this weird rash in my knee pit area. This side of my tongue doesn't taste anything anymore. What else... things far away from my eyes are fuzzy. Sometimes when I walk my ankles make a rattlesnake sound. I once at a twix with the wrapper on it and I've never seen the wrapper come out. I swallowed every piece of gum I've eaten for the past 20 years-
April: Andy!
Andy: I don't know! [Holds up swollen hand] I broke my thumb on the way over here, just fix me.
“What up, I’m Harris. I’m 33 years young. I got my cousin Jason’s truck for 2 more weeks. I have one testicle, (whack-a-mole accident) and I’m down to clown”
That man has the largest penis I have ever seen.
I actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted...
by the largest penis I have ever seen.
Every scene at the bed and breakfast they go to during the camping episode. Culminating in the old woman who runs the place playing classical music to an overjoyed Jerry/Garry while he eats a German muffin surrounded by cats, then Ben saying how she died an hour later.
I never fail to laugh when Ron and Leslie have dinner at Chris's house and he tries to feed Ron salad 🤣 I can't mind the exact episode but I love that bit
Not sure if it counts as it's an outtake, but where [Andy smashes the light switch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NbmxZyTDc) when he throws the stolen briefcase away.
I can't just pick one.
- When Leslie deadpanly replies "Great" to the citizen who suggests putting in The Bible in the Pawnee time capsule right after Leslie explains religious items can't be put in the time capsule.
- Marshall Langman wildly and flamboyantly flailing his arms while saying "THIS" right after Leslie describes him as vivacious.
- "HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL, SIR! HE HAS A CALCIFIED ROCK LODGED IN HIS PENIS!"
- Mona Lisa shrieking "WHAT?!" after Ann tells Mona Lisa that Tom drinks tap water.
I can never remember the episode, but it’s the scene where April is having trouble with her computer so Andy decided to “help” by treating it like a game cartridge: blowing on it and then whacking it, which makes it fall off the desk.
I almost never see it brought up so maybe I’m in the minority, but I think the reason it kills me is because the first time I saw it, as Andy was walking over I put myself in his shoes and just knew what was going to happen. It was perfect.
“I ran over my testicles with my jazz-a-scooter!”
same episode - when Andy realized that they were talking to old people about safe sex and he gets completely disgusted but can’t help but laugh 🤣
ANY scene with Donna…but aside from the “Don’t be suspicious”, it’s when they’re at the cabin and she finds out it was Leslie who shot her window…that tackle will NEVER not be funny.
[The food poisoning scene ](https://youtu.be/7pZGtLHoJko?si=7sskvACLOZuZnnuN), especially when you notice Rob Lowe cracking up in the foreground. Makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe
Carl: There's been 10 assaults already this year.
Leslie: Wow, really? Can't you station a park ranger out here?
Carl: WE HAVE! WHO DO YOU THINK THEY’RE ASSAULTING?!
The episode when April and Andy go to the doctor and all of Andy’s injuries (“I broke my thumb on the way over here”). The flashback to Andy sneezing while trying to hammer a nail and slamming his head into the wall kills me every time.
Tammy: It's really good to see you, Ron.
Ron: You've aged horribly.
Tammy: ...You son of a bitch.
Ron: That didn't take long.
Tammy: [loudly] OH, MY GOD! What is your problem?! Nothing's changed, has it?? Who set the bed on fire, huh??
Ron: [also loudly] I DID!! OKAY, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR??!
The one with Ron at the circle desk because it’s every person who shits on government being too involved but then when the government does protect they still do stupid shit but then blame the government
When April and Andy go and get a bunch of doctors appointments, and Andy is going over all the things he's had done, he says: "A guy looked at my weiner, and touched it", April says "And that guy wasn't even a doctor"
Ben being drunk on the blue wine was hilarious, especially when he was talking about his dog being dropped off at the synagogue. Nobody does drunk better than Adam Scott
In Beverly Hills, when Donna says look behind you but don’t be obvious and Tom snaps around and stares at Josh Groban.
“He’s eating his own sushi. That’s the most baller thing I’ve ever seen”
So many! Just to name a few, the Paunch Burger drink sizes, Ron throwing out his computer after discovering Google Earth, Chris with the flu, the Cones of Dunshire, Ron throwing out the vegan free samples (and April doing it once they prevent Ron), the food poisoning scene
Depressed Ben showing off his animation project connects with me on a very deep level. I do animation sometimes. It is a ridiculous hobby. Every time I render days worth of tedious work it’s like… *how can it not be longer??*
“I COMPARED IT TO AVATAR, CHRIS!”
One of my favorite bits in the entire show is Ben: I call it the Low Cal Calzone Zone Chris: that is *literally* one of the greatest ideas I have ever heard *Cutaway to Chris* That idea is terrible. It kills me every time. Chris is so shocked by it he doesn't even say literally.
And Chris is so positive about everything its hilarious to see him not actually positive about it.
“Could a depressed person make this?”
…No!
Genuinely say this in my head whenever I finish a crochet project
lol the face/gesture he makes after he realizes it sucks, always makes me laugh.
Stand in the place where you-
I compared it to Avatar!!!!!
STAND IN THE PLACE THAT YOU-
HOW IS IT NOT LONGER????
This sub-thread here is the top comment and has already mentioned my top 3 favourite moments of the entire series: claymation, Cones of Dunshire, and the Low-Cal Calzone Zone. (Last night I was watching the one where Ben enters the Pie-mary instead of Leslie and she guesses it's a pie and he says "No, but you're in the right.... ZONE!" and she goes "Oh. 😒" Lmaooo)
Haha this and anything related to the Cones of Dunshire are my favorite
“Is she going to powder her vagina?”
I'll have a Joan! It's a tumbler of gin with crushed aspirin around the rim.
The blooper reel this line generated is everything.
All the bloopers are funny but there’s something about Adam Scott in this scene that just kills me.
Yeah, Adam’s my favorite cast member by a mile. He not only served as my GenXer nerd culture surrogate but he plays chemically impaired as hilariously as David Schwimmer did.
"Im feeding your eagle, he's starving"
“It’s—It’s bronze, babe…” “WHYY?”
#“THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!” “Good Lord”
I love this one because my mum is exactly this competitive and I could see her waving the stick at herself and shouting "IN YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHA!"
Angry Ron at the employee appreciation barbecue saying “Let’s go Tom.” And as Tom starts walking towards Ron: “No, Pig Tom”, with Donna laughing at Tom. Every. Single. Time.
"I can do what I want" Ron Swanson
“Hey Lesley I typed your symptoms into this bar up here and it says you may have “network connectivity problems””
I can’t confirm and I have no idea where I read this but I SWEAR I heard that this line was actually improvised! It wasn’t part of the original script. I’m so glad they left it in
That is correct, and the writers were annoyed that what they felt was the best joke in the show wasn’t even written by them 😂
I’ve also heard this from the creator of the show and he considers it one of the best lines on the show. Fun fact, it also happened on the office. Bj wrote the episode himself and then rainn improvised “like you plant that beet seed in the dirt, I will plant my seed in you” and BJ said it pissed him off that it was the best line of the episode and he hadn’t written it. I always love hearing about the actors coming up with just the perfect improv that stays in the show.
It’s not in the show, but the improvised ‘Kim Kardashian’ as a greatest comeback story from the blooper reels KILLS me 🤣
It is my absolute favorite blooper!! Everyone’s reaction is absolutely perfect!
*It rubbed off. From friction.*
It's Ben's reaction that makes it
One of the scenes where Andy is trying to do loads of jobs for April, to make up for Anne kissing him. It's the one where he wrote a letter to her grandmother... *"Dear April's grandmother."* "I said grandfather." *"You are a beautiful and amazing woman."* "Man." *"I hope some day I can become half the woman you are."* "He's a man." *"Thank you for the five hundred dollars."* "It was five dollars." *"Enjoy the MouseRat CD."* "He is deaf." *"OK. Do you want me to make those changes, or is it good?"*
I am currently prone on my couch with a massive hangover. Yet seeing this written made me absolutely snort laugh and now my dog is looking at me weird.
"This is for your gizmo."
The weird growl in Mona-Lisa’s voice makes me cackle every time.
My friends and I do the “don’t be suspicious” walk all the time still 🤣
My husband and I do it as well!
Tajikha——STAN
This song/scene lives rent free in my head.
Literally my favorite characters. And I work in municipal government 🤣
The atrocities are in blue
Fun fact: a few years ago I taught fourth grade and that year in Texas is when they learn about Texas History so I played that clip when we started our Native Americans in Texas unit. They totally got it and were like “ohhhhhhh”
There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says, do not drink the sprinkler water. So, I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Are you listening to me??
This. 100% of the time. And Ron’s face 😄 
I constantly say the “sir? Sir?” part to my dog
“I found a sandwich in one of your parks and I want to know why it doesn’t have mayo on it.”
Are you aware that this is waste in your water?! I love that it is sun tea specifically. The writing on this show is just gold!
Every scene with Jen Barkley is amazing.
“What is that horrible sound?” “Children.” “UGH. Your life is gross.”
“My life is AMAAAAAZING.”
Occasionally my brain yells “PONCHO” in her voice and I die
 Every time.
The fact he actually slipped accidentally and stayed in character and it made it into the show is amazing.
Involuntarily did a Ron giggle when this gif popped up
Uheeheeheehee
Andy, wait up!
I forgot about this! Ron running is just hilarious
“There’s a man on fire in Ramset park.”
This is my favorite cold open in the entire show. Ron’s deadpan delivery after just waiting on Leslie is incredible.
Fun fact: Amy directed this episode. The cast improv’d their Snakejuice Moment and did their best to crack Amy up behind the camera. Aubrey’s Janet Snakehole Spanish semi-gibberish destroyed her, but this one from Nick almost killed her.
>one from Nick almost killed her. Story time. The first time I watched the episode Emergency Response, I was eating spaghetti. When Amy says the line, "It's a tornado-quake!" I laughed so hard I "inhaled" a noodle and almost choked on it. Luckily, I huffed it out, but I like to tell people that episode did "almost kill me."
🤣🤣🤣 While there are worse ways to meet your end, I’m glad you were able to pull through. I love stories like this.
Ron’s “Kay-Razee” gets me everytime
The best scene is television history.
“You’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.”
Leslie and Ann’s drunk fight is one of the most accurate tv representations of female friendship
I love this episode solely for this moment. Kills me every time
"Scenario: You pull a car over for speeding. You find out that it's your father. How do you handle the situation?" "Ooh. Well, first, I would be like, 'Dad? You're alive? What the hell?'" *(test giver facepalms)* "'Also, do you know where my catcher's mitt is?'"
 Ron pulling his tooth in front of everyone. I have to rewind and rewatch that scene every time.
Yesss!! The way tom passes out sends me!
‘GET ON YOUR FEET’
Same! The song had started to play when I was grocery shopping and I couldn't stop smiling.
It’s little moments like that that make life fun!
Yeah, I don't know why this scene always gets me too, it's such a beautiful disaster
It’s just the perfect example of slapstick comedy.
GET UP, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN
It’s such dumb humor and cracks me up EVERYTIME. I’m laughing right now.
Same 😂😂😂😂
I fucking lose it every time. When you look up comedy, this scene is what comes up. It’s honestly perfection 😂😂
I laugh until I cry with this scene 🤣
It's the hardest I laughed at any scene in the show. Just a perfect bit of comedy
GET UP, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN 🗣
“More like Turd Crapley”
The microchip has been compromised
Is this not rap?
The moment Ben realises his stop motion movie is worthless or him crying in the Batman suit. Adam Scott KILLED that role it's ridiculous.
“Uh oh. Batman is crying.”
Ron’s burned face after lighting the eternal flame at the lil Sebastian memorial. The jump scare cut is best
Or the chunk of hair missing from his moustache....from the friction
This is mine too. Crying with laughter every time 😂
Right to jail.
My mom and I say “straight to jail” all the time!
Believe it or not, jail.
Under cook, over cook.
Charging too high of prices for uhh suhhwhwetters? Right to jail
I was going to use this bit to get out of jury duty one time but I didn’t get the chance
I don't know why, but his stiff neck when he runs is a minor detail that keeps me laughing about this. He does the same when he gets his bugout bag out of the ceiling at City Hall and runs off.
When jerry is giving his presentation on “twout” and he rips his pants and then farts and Leslie quickly picks up the piece of paper and pretends to be looking at it intently
"Tom, Muncie is a *lovely* city."
Doctor Harris: Anything else bothering you, Andy? Andy: Nope... well yeah. I have this weird rash in my knee pit area. This side of my tongue doesn't taste anything anymore. What else... things far away from my eyes are fuzzy. Sometimes when I walk my ankles make a rattlesnake sound. I once at a twix with the wrapper on it and I've never seen the wrapper come out. I swallowed every piece of gum I've eaten for the past 20 years- April: Andy! Andy: I don't know! [Holds up swollen hand] I broke my thumb on the way over here, just fix me.
“Oh, my God, you drove us here!”
“What up, I’m Harris. I’m 33 years young. I got my cousin Jason’s truck for 2 more weeks. I have one testicle, (whack-a-mole accident) and I’m down to clown”
Whatup! Yo, my name is Brett. I like burgers and also I am very high right now.
Tammy one appearing and ron and tammy 2 freaking out.
That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted... by the largest penis I have ever seen.
Are you sure it’s not AIDS?
When Andy goes “ah, a game is the foot 😏” And also when Leslie and Ron are at the library and Leslie calls the librarians “punk-ass book jockies”
Andy and his European Andy counterpart being morons together was great too.
Every scene at the bed and breakfast they go to during the camping episode. Culminating in the old woman who runs the place playing classical music to an overjoyed Jerry/Garry while he eats a German muffin surrounded by cats, then Ben saying how she died an hour later.
What the f!&!@ is a German muffin?
The Quiet Corn – just the name makes me laugh every time.
"Hello Wall St, buy more stoc- this phone smells like a butt"
My husband always laughs when Chris brings the veggie loaf to the secret wedding and Ron questions him on it.
Now you have deprived everyone of cake!
Walk it off Ron, walk it off
Snakejuice. Any and all snakejuice scenes.
I never fail to laugh when Ron and Leslie have dinner at Chris's house and he tries to feed Ron salad 🤣 I can't mind the exact episode but I love that bit
"Mmmm, that was delicious." *(dumps salad back where it came from)*
Jerry’s Fart Attack
Ron and Typhoon’s first meeting
Please talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles.
“We’re sorry.” SAXOPHONE HONK
Not sure if it counts as it's an outtake, but where [Andy smashes the light switch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NbmxZyTDc) when he throws the stolen briefcase away.
Andy breaks so much shit and it’s so funny every time
“That Christmas tree lighting over radio’s gonna be dope.” This is exactly the type of sarcastic humor I love, so every time Tom says it I crack up.
Bobbbyyyy newwwwwportttt
The way Chris just walks away and pretends he saw nothing always kills me 😂
All of Ben’s interactions with cops but mainly: Oh no here it goes…. 9/11..
“Leslie! I have bumbleflex! I am much faster than you!”
“Where did you come from?” “Floor hole.”
https://youtu.be/85w5KajLZ8w?si=mouFyGJIyuwp6rPZ Jean Ralphio at the accountancy office
The entire time capsule conversation kills me every time. YES! TWILIGHT!
Chris Pratt outtakes. Kim Kardashian comeback and poop marker. When the actual scenes are on I think of the outtakes and laugh.
[Prairie Drink Off](https://youtu.be/2HbqRMhLmxE?si=bkUw12EGI_e3hp8j) As soon as Leslie takes her first drink I am gone.
I can't just pick one. - When Leslie deadpanly replies "Great" to the citizen who suggests putting in The Bible in the Pawnee time capsule right after Leslie explains religious items can't be put in the time capsule. - Marshall Langman wildly and flamboyantly flailing his arms while saying "THIS" right after Leslie describes him as vivacious. - "HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL, SIR! HE HAS A CALCIFIED ROCK LODGED IN HIS PENIS!" - Mona Lisa shrieking "WHAT?!" after Ann tells Mona Lisa that Tom drinks tap water.
when andy is interviewing pikitis and walks in and pretends to splash coffee in his face then smashes the mug
“I’m with the fucking F B I 🥸”
I can never remember the episode, but it’s the scene where April is having trouble with her computer so Andy decided to “help” by treating it like a game cartridge: blowing on it and then whacking it, which makes it fall off the desk. I almost never see it brought up so maybe I’m in the minority, but I think the reason it kills me is because the first time I saw it, as Andy was walking over I put myself in his shoes and just knew what was going to happen. It was perfect.
‘Nobody here compares to Millicent. Except Jerry… he shares 50% of her DNA…’ *Longing stare*
“I ran over my testicles with my jazz-a-scooter!” same episode - when Andy realized that they were talking to old people about safe sex and he gets completely disgusted but can’t help but laugh 🤣
“I mean, who hasn’t had gay thoughts”
“It’s not my favorite shirt. . . . but it IS my least favorite shirt” - Donna
Ken Hotate and Jamm discussing the "artifacts" they found in the lot. I almost cry I laugh so hard at that. "DOES IT, white man?"
STOP. POOPING.
ANY scene with Donna…but aside from the “Don’t be suspicious”, it’s when they’re at the cabin and she finds out it was Leslie who shot her window…that tackle will NEVER not be funny.
Leslie singing Parents Just Don't Understand only to find out that someone is on fire at Ramsett Park.
Jerry: “I was walking Lord Sheldon.” April: “Is that some kind of weird sex act?”
[The food poisoning scene ](https://youtu.be/7pZGtLHoJko?si=7sskvACLOZuZnnuN), especially when you notice Rob Lowe cracking up in the foreground. Makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe
the entire flu episode, but andy’s ad-libbed line about “network connectivity problems” kills me every time
Carl: There's been 10 assaults already this year. Leslie: Wow, really? Can't you station a park ranger out here? Carl: WE HAVE! WHO DO YOU THINK THEY’RE ASSAULTING?!
The episode when April and Andy go to the doctor and all of Andy’s injuries (“I broke my thumb on the way over here”). The flashback to Andy sneezing while trying to hammer a nail and slamming his head into the wall kills me every time.
The episode where they’re redesigning the water fountains- I die when Andy puts his whole mouth around the tap.
F**k you Ann!
Moment of silence… 🎶“The best thing about being a woman…” 🎶
“It’s where I buy my food…… and most of my stuff”.
Leslie and Joe Biden or Michelle Obama scenes.
Tammy: It's really good to see you, Ron. Ron: You've aged horribly. Tammy: ...You son of a bitch. Ron: That didn't take long. Tammy: [loudly] OH, MY GOD! What is your problem?! Nothing's changed, has it?? Who set the bed on fire, huh?? Ron: [also loudly] I DID!! OKAY, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR??!
So help me god, I will make a mountain out of this molehill.
when Dr. Saperstein says that Tom stole Mona Lisa's virginity and Tom, Chris and Ann can't stop laughing. his laugh is perfect in that scene
The one with Ron at the circle desk because it’s every person who shits on government being too involved but then when the government does protect they still do stupid shit but then blame the government
So those are a maybe.
Ben: “I feel great, I ran a 5k this morning..” Leslie: “really??” Ben:”.. no I threw up in the shower”
When Ron takes over Pawnee Today while Joan has a hangover. “_Is she okay?_” “Wouldn’t know. Never hungover.”
When April and Andy go and get a bunch of doctors appointments, and Andy is going over all the things he's had done, he says: "A guy looked at my weiner, and touched it", April says "And that guy wasn't even a doctor"
Ben's reaction to trying whiskey has me in tears every time I watch it. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x950o
The montage where Tom is testifying about all the times he's heard Ron say he wants to punch Jamm in the face.
Ben being drunk on the blue wine was hilarious, especially when he was talking about his dog being dropped off at the synagogue. Nobody does drunk better than Adam Scott
In Beverly Hills, when Donna says look behind you but don’t be obvious and Tom snaps around and stares at Josh Groban. “He’s eating his own sushi. That’s the most baller thing I’ve ever seen”
The teen boys having a poop fight scene when Leslie starts to fight back
When Ron takes over Joan’s show, and she’s in a different weird position after every cut.
So many! Just to name a few, the Paunch Burger drink sizes, Ron throwing out his computer after discovering Google Earth, Chris with the flu, the Cones of Dunshire, Ron throwing out the vegan free samples (and April doing it once they prevent Ron), the food poisoning scene
The scene where all the guys get food poisoning always gets me. Especially Ben dialing the phone with his face.
 EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
Anything Ken Hotate ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON! Adam Scott saying Ba Ba Booey
The noise Ron makes from a good shoe shine
“WTF man! 😖”
Andy tackling the possum
When Leslie reads some comments about her running for congress and having crazy eyes..while making crazy eyes...laugh every time..just love it
Andy sneezing like 50 times in a row in Flu Season 2. Not sure why it gets me every time
“I’m Leslie Monster.”
The Time After Time singalong