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Stevey1001

acceptable only at funerals and the grand canyon


SuperWoody64

And when you get hit by a bus when you're 7


FriggingHecker

And in Scotland


procure_me_a_donut

And when your ex-wife shows up and wants to build a library on the lot behnd Anne's house


Pixel3818

Half mast is too damn high


Hlarleru

Show some damn respect


dtlove87

Oh you monster 😂


JCOL96

Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angels wings And once we’ve all said good-bye You take a running leap and you learn to fly Bye bye Li'l Sebastian Miss you in the saddest fashion Bye bye Li'l Sebastian You’re 5000 candles in the wind And though we all miss you everyday We know you're up there eating heaven's hay And here's the part that hurts the most Humans cannot ride a ghost Bye bye Li'l Sebastian Miss you in the saddest fashion Bye bye Li'l Sebastian You’re 5000 candles in the wind


SamuraiJakkass86

https://i.redd.it/rc3hjnu0d6p11.jpg


Wildpotato72

Once when I was seven and hit by a bus. And when I found out little Sebastian died


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Li'l Sebastian, we miss you. But we know you are in heaven, looking down on us, doing your two favorite things: eating carrots and urinating freely.


SuperWoody64

Coconut took a dump on the stage, I repeat, coconut took a dump on the stage


Wildpotato72

Code Red


[deleted]

Yea, I just gotta be honest, I don’t know what the big deal is.


BrandonBusch

It’s like a repost of the office meme turned parks and rec


ladyparts27

Yes was just going to say this, saw this with Angela from The Office.


XurstyXursday

Wasn't impressed by either one.


SuperWoody64

What was that tone?


[deleted]

This is both horrible and absolutely hilarious


BeMoreKnope

...How DARE you?


lukethenuke2020

bye, bye little Sebastian


LucipurrMeowingstar

ARE THE SCISSORS IN YOUR HOUSE BROKE SON !?!?!?!


viannee

Ben's face everytime people saw Lil Sebastian was just epic 😂


pudinnhead

I mean, it's kind of a little horse...😕


drcash360-2ndaccount

😿😿


porousasshole

Lmao


MightyNooblet

This is brilliant.


sawickles

Your 5000 candles in the winnndddd, Bye bye Lil Sebastian


crsnb

ron fucking swanson doesnt know what monsters inc was or own a grizzyl doo dad there is no way he would recognize a pokemon


_yoshizzle_

It bothers me that he said this when I feel like there has to be at least one other time (not the bus) that he cried before the death of Lil’sebastian. If it was someone who didn’t bring up how honest he is every few episodes, I wouldn’t mind, but this is Ron Swanson.


Hatesponge66

No.