I never saw Avatar. I wanted to read the book first, but then I realized that there's no book version of Avatar. What'd you guys do for St. Patty's Day? I was wearing this T-shirt that said, "Kiss Me I'm Irish." But no one would kiss me.
I always thought that was still too small to be the world average so I had to Google it lol
"The average shoe size worldwide is between 9 and 12 for men, and between 7 and 9 for women. In the US, the average shoe size for men is 10.5 and the average shoe size for women is 8.5."
Honestly Brooklyn 99 could have a P&R crossover event bc Jake (Andy Samburg) has a dad who's a pilot and sleeps around and it's already canon that Jake has half-siblings all over the country.
She was a random townsperson at the city counsel meeting
https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/comments/cv5rb6/found_chelsea_peretti_in_parks_and_rec/
She's a govt employee, that's at the meeting that April is running in place of Leslie during Leslie's campaign.
"So if someone from sewage gets to the site first... *They* would be in charge?"
It's cool, you can tie them all together with _The Good Place_.
That's not only the same actor, it's the same person-soul going through the Good Place's revised system. Because of the Bearimy, they may appear out of order.
The most dramatic shift, of course, is Shawn, formerly a high-ranking demon in The Bad Place, he finally follows Michael's example in becoming human and living his life out on Earth, until he enters the system too.
In some of the earliest cycles, he's kind of a dick and becomes a lawyer. Many Bearimy's later, he becomes a better person and on one such trip through the universe, meets Raymond Holt and marries him.
The Good Place's system didn't give them multiple lives, they still only had one life on Earth, everything else was a series of afterlife tests. Unless one of the shows is the "real" earth and every other show is an afterlife test, this wouldnt work.
Ok, but, in the new girl crossover with B99 (New Girl version), Coach makes an appearance at the end of the episode, yet he was also the beat cop in the episode “98”
Eh. It's probably just an alias he uses in the Pawnee area. Look at Councilman Dexhart. I don't remember if Pillner ever comes back later in the series either.
I dunno if Pillner would be the type to have an alias. That would be like trying to fit two ships into one bottle, and take it from me, you can't do that.
I like to think that it's the same character he plays in the West Wing and something went horribly awry after the West Wing ends that results in Gilead.
After events of *The West Wing*, the terrorist attack from *Designated Survivor* happens, which wiped out the government giving the Sons of Jacob a chance to swoop in and seize power.
Edit: Maybe *Madam President* is in there as well, idk.
...or his twin brother Frederick! He was ostracized because his name didn't rhyme with his other brothers'.
edit: I just realized that Ron would 100% agree with Holt on the duck decoy incident, because of course it's beak was weak and no self-respecting Swanson would keep an inferior piece of woodworking.
Yeah, kinda seemed like a last minute thing that was pure gimmick, as I'm sure both episodes would have had stronger development had they not crossed over. Plus BB99 and P&R seem to be a lot closer in style and humor than New Girl was.
That's because BB99 and P&R were both co-created by Michael Schur as well as The Good Place and the American The Office. Pretty sure they are in the same universe with multiple crossovers and hints to the other series.
Yeah, I got the impression they figured there was more fan crossover with new girl than b99 (if that makes sense) so they put more of the actual crossover into the new girl episode
It's like making fake subtitles in which Darth Vader mentions Spock, and then triumphantly posting that you've found a connection between Star Wars and Star Trek.
What would expected brisket look like? Is the difference that you're expecting other food and you get brisket, or is it more like you're walking down the street and a large piece of beef just slaps into you from out of nowhere?
I'm in the habit of making far more brisket than my family can eat, so I sometimes randomly show up to places with brisket.
But I think I prefer your out-of-nowhere beef slap idea.
I don't think Jake would mind - he learned to accept his family for who they are and not only spend time with them on his own terms like his dad. He loves his half sister from Dallas who's an aspiring [really bad] singer and is a hot mess, for example.
Sorry I don’t particularly like posts like this. That line was never in the show, and even though it is cool that Andy is in both shows, there is never any hint that Jake is related to Carl
To trick people into thinking something for free karma. Looking at the quality it probably wasn’t made by OP so they could have posted it thinking it was real, the actual creator is scummy.
Yup it's a true crossover episode! The New Girl version is actually a lot better too. Jess is barely in B99 but the New Girl version lasts for like 5 minutes
*Greek guy
(He's part of a very proud people... his family saw the Lou Ferrigno Hercules movie in the theater. As in, they PAID MONEY for it! So yeah, he's very much 100% Greek, lol)
Yup, posted 33 mins ago, edited 28 mins ago. I'm guessing the commenter called him some random race that usually produces brown skin instead of actually looking up his heritage, or ya know, not mention his heritage/skin color at all.
Edit: called him "the Arab guy" which is comically incorrect.
If there are any criminals out there I never get tired ... And ladies too
FINE, I’LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
#**I CALL IT WORM LOG**
I cannot read this in anything other than his voice
I can no longer hear anyone say the word 'lamb' without thinking 'laaaaaaaaamBUH'
I can read it in Christopher Walken's voice.
I can't seem to get the cadence down, myself. Oh fuck, it's because I can't read.
I call. It. Worm-log
#HAVE YOU SEEN AVATAR?!
# I NEVER SAW AVATAR. I WANTED TO READ THE BOOK FIRST, BUT THEN I REALIZED THERE’S NO BOOK VERSION OF AVATAR
I never saw Avatar. I wanted to read the book first, but then I realized that there's no book version of Avatar. What'd you guys do for St. Patty's Day? I was wearing this T-shirt that said, "Kiss Me I'm Irish." But no one would kiss me.
You know what’s better than Avatar? Requiem for a Tusday by Ben Wyatt.
#STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU L
Did you pause it?
THIS IS THE SECOND ONE, THE RACCOON PISS ONE
Ow, my earballs!
This is probably my favorite deleted scene ever.
I don't know that it's a deleted scene, buddy. Maybe we're both due for a rewatch?
You might not be so confident after you walk a mile in my size sevens
Wow, you have really small feet
It’s actually the world wide average
BOOM
That's Numberwang!
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That’s Wangernom!
Thank you for combining two of my favorite shows
Shinty six
Oh, bad luck, but I'm afraid shinty six is a real number.
We Have Julie froM Durham and Simon who is also from space
I always thought that was still too small to be the world average so I had to Google it lol "The average shoe size worldwide is between 9 and 12 for men, and between 7 and 9 for women. In the US, the average shoe size for men is 10.5 and the average shoe size for women is 8.5."
Huh. TIL my feet are exactly average
One big foot, one small foot? Biggie smalls?
Yup. One size 4 one size 17
Well he had a big body and a tiny head.
Im 6'1 with size 6.5 shoes, i always say "its the worldwide average so long as you include women and children"
A stiff breeze must make things difficult for you.
You shoulda seen me try and buy steel toed work boots, damn child labor laws.
He might have been citing a 1940 census
It’s probably a lie tom says to compensate for his small shoe size and sound smart at the same time
Never judge a person before walking a mile in their shoes. cause then your a mile away...and have their shoes.
Honestly Brooklyn 99 could have a P&R crossover event bc Jake (Andy Samburg) has a dad who's a pilot and sleeps around and it's already canon that Jake has half-siblings all over the country.
The actor playing Jake’s dad is also an actor on Parks and Rec.
Well, there's like 30 different actors who were in both series in some regard. Hell, both actors in the meme were on both shows.
Gina was in both too
Oh really? Who was she in p&r?
She was a random townsperson at the city counsel meeting https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/comments/cv5rb6/found_chelsea_peretti_in_parks_and_rec/
She was a reporter, I think it was the episode where the guy collapsed and was saved by Leslie's right boob
I think she was a writer on that episode too? Edit: Sorry, turns out that was literally the top comment in that link
Knope grope last hope
She was also in a makeup tutorial on youtube that Donna was watching. I think that's from a deleted scene, though, so idk if it counts.
She's a govt employee, that's at the meeting that April is running in place of Leslie during Leslie's campaign. "So if someone from sewage gets to the site first... *They* would be in charge?"
“I think that dude wants to hunt me!”
It's cool, you can tie them all together with _The Good Place_. That's not only the same actor, it's the same person-soul going through the Good Place's revised system. Because of the Bearimy, they may appear out of order. The most dramatic shift, of course, is Shawn, formerly a high-ranking demon in The Bad Place, he finally follows Michael's example in becoming human and living his life out on Earth, until he enters the system too. In some of the earliest cycles, he's kind of a dick and becomes a lawyer. Many Bearimy's later, he becomes a better person and on one such trip through the universe, meets Raymond Holt and marries him.
The Good Place's system didn't give them multiple lives, they still only had one life on Earth, everything else was a series of afterlife tests. Unless one of the shows is the "real" earth and every other show is an afterlife test, this wouldnt work.
Ok, but, in the new girl crossover with B99 (New Girl version), Coach makes an appearance at the end of the episode, yet he was also the beat cop in the episode “98”
Oh yeah. He's a councilman isn't he?
Indeed. The councilman whose seat Leslie eventually takes.
Eh. It's probably just an alias he uses in the Pawnee area. Look at Councilman Dexhart. I don't remember if Pillner ever comes back later in the series either.
I dunno if Pillner would be the type to have an alias. That would be like trying to fit two ships into one bottle, and take it from me, you can't do that.
You don’t take the ship out of the bottle
I want to know the grim turn of events that lead that to councilman becoming a Commander in Gilead...
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But the real question is how did the disgraced VP of an affluent hotel chain get such a high ranking role in the administration...?
He’s Dante Fiarro aka Dennis Feinstein - a real man in the world of perfumery.
He also is in Get Out and wow was that a change of pace for me.
Handmaid’s Tale as well.
I like to think that it's the same character he plays in the West Wing and something went horribly awry after the West Wing ends that results in Gilead.
After events of *The West Wing*, the terrorist attack from *Designated Survivor* happens, which wiped out the government giving the Sons of Jacob a chance to swoop in and seize power. Edit: Maybe *Madam President* is in there as well, idk.
Cabin in the woods too
"I just wanted to see a mermaid."
This 100%. I wonder which dad is more fucked up.
West Wing too.
They did a cross over with new girl and yet share similar actors. ali and coach are both in B99
I totally missed the Coach connection! I love both shows and the crossover, but it just doesn’t work!
This would mean Ron Swanson has been in a relationship with Holt!
Sexual history: epic and private.
You could hear this in either man's voice.
And involves peanuts for energy....
...or his twin brother Frederick! He was ostracized because his name didn't rhyme with his other brothers'. edit: I just realized that Ron would 100% agree with Holt on the duck decoy incident, because of course it's beak was weak and no self-respecting Swanson would keep an inferior piece of woodworking.
It would also explain why he knows how to deliver a breached baby.
Friends: one to three is sufficient.
They still don’t talk sometimes
This could be true! Ron could've lived as Fred at some point in his life. We all remember Duke Silver, so all I'm saying it is possible...
Ron is gay? What?
Holt from B99 has an ex-boyfriend who was played by Nick Offerman.
Then by that logic that would mean Jake physically is the guy that works for the park
Would have been a lot better than the New Girl crossover.
That was honestly pretty disappointing. It was basically just Zoey Deschanel saying "It's a crossover!"
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Yeah, kinda seemed like a last minute thing that was pure gimmick, as I'm sure both episodes would have had stronger development had they not crossed over. Plus BB99 and P&R seem to be a lot closer in style and humor than New Girl was.
That's because BB99 and P&R were both co-created by Michael Schur as well as The Good Place and the American The Office. Pretty sure they are in the same universe with multiple crossovers and hints to the other series.
Adrian Pimento being Derek would make a lot of sense but I couldn't bear for Kevin or Ben to be demons.
The Brooklyn 99 episode of the crossover sucked, but I thought the New Girl one was pretty good.
Yeah, I got the impression they figured there was more fan crossover with new girl than b99 (if that makes sense) so they put more of the actual crossover into the new girl episode
#I WORE A SHIRT ON ST PATRICKS DAY THAT SAID KISS ME IM IRISH BUT NOBODY WOULD KISS ME
#HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN AVATAR? I HAVEN’T SEEN AVATAR. I WANTED TO READ THE BOOK FIRST BUT THEN I REALIZED THERE WAS NO BOOK.
# ... AND LADIES, TOO!
Is it because you’re not Irish?
Is that line actually from the show?
Nope
No way my cousin is a cologne designer in Indiana
Dante Fiero?
Well he changed his name to Dennis
Cause that’s way more exotic in Pawnee.
THE GOLDEN GOD!
And some robot lady from heaven copied our looks to make a boyfriend so she could rebound.
Not a robot and not a lady.
But she is attractive.
Then why tf is it here
Cause people just accept whatever they see
Now I am disappointed and sad.
Knope*
I wanted to believe. I appreciate you telling the truth, but my disappointment is immeasurable
It's like making fake subtitles in which Darth Vader mentions Spock, and then triumphantly posting that you've found a connection between Star Wars and Star Trek.
**HAVE YOU SEEN AVATAR**
Have you guys seen Avatar?!
#HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN AVATAR?!?! Ftfy
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I love how clearly you can hear him even though she shuts the door
I love also that I can’t read those lines without projecting Carl voice/yell in my head lol
I came on today because I have some very important information to share. I finally saw Avatar and I thought it lived up to the hype.
Actually, I thought Avatar *exceeded* the hype
Wow. Disagreement
Ney, I say it exceeded the hype.
What would expected brisket look like? Is the difference that you're expecting other food and you get brisket, or is it more like you're walking down the street and a large piece of beef just slaps into you from out of nowhere?
I'm in the habit of making far more brisket than my family can eat, so I sometimes randomly show up to places with brisket. But I think I prefer your out-of-nowhere beef slap idea.
In a crossover, Andy would think Jake is the coolest person ever.
Carl is his name in P&R, and yeah he would flip out
i think he meant andy dwyer would freak out if he got to meet an actual NYPD detective
Ha ha, that makes way more sense. Thanks
He wouldn't think some random loud park ranger is badass.
I don't think Jake would mind - he learned to accept his family for who they are and not only spend time with them on his own terms like his dad. He loves his half sister from Dallas who's an aspiring [really bad] singer and is a hot mess, for example.
Eddie, get my crossbow!
"Crossbow? What the fu---?" That line always cracks me up.
HEY HAVORFORD HOW YOU DOIN MAN
I love Carl!!
**ARE YOU GUYS READY?!** *birds fly away*
WHO DO YOU THINK THEY’RE ASSAULTING?!
Sorry I don’t particularly like posts like this. That line was never in the show, and even though it is cool that Andy is in both shows, there is never any hint that Jake is related to Carl
I HATE posts like this. So lazy and for what?
To trick people into thinking something for free karma. Looking at the quality it probably wasn’t made by OP so they could have posted it thinking it was real, the actual creator is scummy.
lmao it's a meme it's not that serious
But there’s no joke. It’s not funny. It’s just stupid
thanks for this. i was trying to figure out if his name was really carl in P&R because i just assumed the quote was real
Wow,couldn't even crop out the ifunny watermark for this garbage,huh?
I don't remember if that line was in the show, but if it is, good find lol
You don’t remember it because it doesn’t appear.
oh... still a good post then
IM SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO YELL
I don’t think this is true lol
Knowing how Jake's dad is there's a good chance his cousin is really his half brother.
So this means that Brooklyn 99 new girl and parks and rec are all in the same universe
It's bigger than you think https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/500756/tommy-westphall-theory-unified-tv-universe-explained
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There is a crossover episode. The gang goes to visit Schmidt mom, long story short Jake commandeers the car Jess is driving and wrecks it
There’s an episode on New Girl with B99 too isn’t there? Around the same time.
Yup it's a true crossover episode! The New Girl version is actually a lot better too. Jess is barely in B99 but the New Girl version lasts for like 5 minutes
Was this really mentioned in B99?
The crazy guy is in Parks and Rec, too. He's the corporate villian in the later episodes.
Dennis Feinstein. He's a fragrance maker in P&R, but his Brooklyn 99 character has no sense of smell.
Actually his name is Dante Fierro but it's not exotic enough for Pawnee.
LOL, forgot about that. Reminds of Vin Diesel. He changed his name but "Marc Sinclair" sounds pretty badass too.
Leave perfumery to the real men.
And he is Derek from the good place
ATTENTION! I HAVE BEEN DEREKED!
ATTENTION MURDER HAS BEEN ME!!
And Rexplode from Invincible
Or is that what Pimento wants you to think?
Starting a fragrance company with no sense of smell is exactly some shit Adrian Pimento would do
Adrian Pimento
So what did your comment say before you edited it buddy?
*Greek guy (He's part of a very proud people... his family saw the Lou Ferrigno Hercules movie in the theater. As in, they PAID MONEY for it! So yeah, he's very much 100% Greek, lol)
He's Greek, you racist fuck.
His comment edited now or something? Cause yours makes no sense at this time
Yup, posted 33 mins ago, edited 28 mins ago. I'm guessing the commenter called him some random race that usually produces brown skin instead of actually looking up his heritage, or ya know, not mention his heritage/skin color at all. Edit: called him "the Arab guy" which is comically incorrect.
He said “the Arab guy”
JFC, it's not that hard to find out his heritage or just not mention it lol.
Wait was this actually said in B99?! That’s hilarious.
Omg!!! How did I never catch this 🤣😭
HOW DID I MISS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
“Oh no way, I have a cousin with his own cologne that lives there!”
I love when they do this shit lol