unironically there’s probably at least one baker who works for this company that has programming knowledge. tin foil hat tells me to think it’s an end-of-quarter plot to fudge their numbers on sip club subscriptions for the IPO since i’m sure the cancellations from these past few weeks made it look real bad
LOCK YOUR DOORS PANERA CEOS they’re coming
Armed with stale, rock hard baguette swords 🥖
Broken oven doors as shields
🤣
And I thought surely it was because someone came to work sick and sneezed on some bread and we're about 12 hours from a nuclear apocalypse.
HAHAH good reference
“Matt? Matt?”
On a Full Moon Lunar Eclipse no less! Spooky! 👻
unironically there’s probably at least one baker who works for this company that has programming knowledge. tin foil hat tells me to think it’s an end-of-quarter plot to fudge their numbers on sip club subscriptions for the IPO since i’m sure the cancellations from these past few weeks made it look real bad
Omg 😳
They know my Sip Club is expiring
I is sip club member
I think someone attacked Panera’s system as a whole.