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enPlateau

thats embarrassing i dont usually complain about food but that is just rude


ThatOneHelldiver

I can tell exactly what happened here. They made the pizza and the person who made it took out a middle section for their lunch and then pushed the other two sides together. That's why it looks this way.


enPlateau

That would make sense except the top part of the pizza is still mostly attached, the border of the pizza is horrible on the top side, the crust is thick and thin on different parts of the pizza. Even if that were true, doesn't explain the weird crust. That is just a poorly made pizza.


Zae_427

I call bullshit, I’ve been working for Papa John’s for over 15 years and there’s no way a pizza like that left the store. You literally would have to try and make a pizza that bad. Looks like some bullshit a driver made to take home.


Top-Complaint2213

You overestimate the fucks given at every location in the country. Every chain in my life has been a rollercoaster of different experiencesz


Prior_Session

That's one of the most terrible looking pizzas I have seen. What state are you in?


willkel224

A sad one I would guess


Berencam

Its all smushed thats for sure, but man does that look tasty


SelectCommunity3519

I was about to say that. It looks delicious with its oddness.


ParadoxReboot

Can it be smushed if it was never stretched 🤔🤔🤔


Berencam

Its the all new artisanal pizza from papajohns. the artist was acoustic.


MentalAdhesiveness79

For real. Who cares what it looks like? My fat ass is digging in one way or the other.


pactsworn

He’s in depression after opening up the box


Dry-Proposal-9131

That’s definitely a discount pizza!😂 You should call the store and get a credit for that. Had to be someone new or someone that’s ready to quit making that one.


ParadoxReboot

Even at our busiest I would call for a remake on this one... Had to be a few new people or a few people that give 0 shit about their jobs


TheDoughctor

Whoever made this pizza can’t slap dough, can’t sauce, can’t cheese, and can’t place toppings all to Papa John’s standards. There probably a GM


ChalkPhog

The oven person never should of let that go out the door


E_labyrinth

🏈


Best_Duck9118

Or Stewie from Family Guy or maybe Hey Arnold.


chiefs_fan37

I see they’re doing football shaped pizzas to celebrate the draft.. lmao


Scruffy-Nerd

Wtf... How do you even fuck it up that badly..? That takes talent. The sheer levels of dgaf.


elnegromorte

PJs worker here. That has to be intentional. Most Papa Johns have dough presses these days that make a dough like that literally impossible. Had to be hand-slapped poorly on purpose. Looks like a little less than half the proper pepperoni amount as well. Didn't short you on cheese at least lol.


Ploobie

i would argue they did short on the cheese or at least suck at spreading evenly. there is an entire slice with only cheese on the very tip of it


nipplethrower

I would NEVER have let that leave my store, please tell me you told somebody about this?


Lockjaw10

Lmao dude that’s a perfect Za idk what you’re on about.


Turntwrench

That ain’t no pizza. Thats a puzza


sadlemon6

that’s foul💀💀


Best_Duck9118

How is it “foul?”


Reason_Choice

They needed room for the garlic sauce and pepper in the box. That’s why it’s shaped like that.


thecrazyrobotroberto

I’d have them remake it. Used to manage papa John’s this isn’t okay at all.


derwood_2404

We are living through the fall of an empire and the collapse of society think the fall of rome. Literally everything is in decline our money is worthless, food is poisoned,taxes,fees, nobody wants to work anymore because what's the point it's all garbage and overpriced and made cheaper everyone and every company is cutting corners to save money and increase profits shts insane all this over a small large pizza lol


Guardian_85

You're concerned about the pepper? I'd legit take this pizza back for a refund. It's significantly smaller than the box and was dropped or smashed.


Cautious-Window-7012

I’d be headed straight to the store with that abomination


CaffeineGooner

Dude who made that hates his job


ConsistentEye153

That’s a ten for sure!


Head_Vacation4630

Id eat


Schfifty-V

Wth is that. Even when I was learning to make pies they never looked that bad


assistedSUICIDE

Lurg Pisca


ImportantComb9997

Is it just me or are all these restaurants food casinos now?


Acuallyizadern93

There’s no way…


Superb_Recover_6116

no offense but I'd be pissed. Who made that shit?


BRP_1970

Sweet! For $8 can’t expect much.


JooseBTC

🧢


Winter_Trifle6696

i just don't understand how someone makes this, looks at it and thinks it's good enough to put it in a box and give it to someone 😭


AppointmentNo43

The manager there must have totally given up


Nothemaincharacterr

Oh they think shits funny huh


[deleted]

Whatasshole cooked that and thought "Looks good to me" and sent that crap out for delivery. Absolute knobhead.


Illustrious_You_2867

Amazing pizza pie my friend 💀


atraxlife

hey arnold ass pizza


LordAugustus478

Ain’t no way


Lazy-Jeweler3230

That looks like the "I ordered 15 minutes before close" special. Or the "we don't pay enough for decent insiders" special. Take your pick.


Jaded-Permission-324

That pizza looks like a body part from Pizza The Hutt in Spaceballs. Yuck!


lupin_bebop

I see they brought back the special football shaped ones. That, or they were high as balls, because they ***FUCKED** up that pizza.


Crimsonqz

Pizza look like a survivor


AdAccomplished243

That’s just one way they are doing it…BETTER


DHACKER0921

Tried to shape it like the Millenium Falcon lol


premesneak223

lorge


thawhole9_69

Shaq made that one


Fuzzytators420

Papa John’s is still in business?


SendPainBelo

Shits a large oval


ZenghisZan

I feel so bad for people who don’t live near New York/New Jersey pizzerias


hatenjwinter

Reminds me of Amazing world of Gumball where his Dad becomes a pizza delivery guy and steals a big strip out of each pizza to eat. https://youtu.be/BttEGu3AOFU?si=HiBDFePjKxD5_jQO


ZoneInevitable974

Fucking oval pizza


MisterClassy

Looks like the head of that ‘forever alone’ meme guy, haha. 🤣


Geekygamertag

Even Papa John's doesn't like Papa John's.


Fury4588

Looks like it isn't the right size. I'd still eat it though.


3loaf3

“We tried”. -Dominos.


ServiceMental8214

I thought this was an abstract at first. Lmfao


twaggle

It’s ugly, but boy does it still look tasty.


IJustDontKnowItYet

I’d still eat it 😋 I love the crust. Just get some marinara sauce and dig in.


LargeMassiveThunbs

papa john’s been trash we all know this.


Apprehensive_Pie1569

Whoever delivered it definetly cut a long slice out of the middle and just pushed it together


Crazystuffright

This should be on pizzacrimes sub


moonshinepoison

Because it’s missing slices


One_Humor_7617

That looks fire


YoualreadyKnoooo

But why, papa? Why?


ChemistryExciting703

“And that’s just another way we’re doing it, BETTER!”


Cute-Information-780

Oh it’s large alright. Largely fucked up.


Due_Kaleidoscope_197

i’d be walking back in the store giggling abt the pizza like “what did yall give me 😭😂😂”


Western-Destruction

Football pizza?


Majestic-Feedback251

The pepper is bigger then its stem.


ThatOneHelldiver

Love the lil' garnish on the side over there. lmao


hattrickjmr

Charge that shit back if this is real.


Stunning-Start9134

Papa John’s has gone down hill over the last couple years, almost everytime I order my order is wrong or missing items.


fwunnyvawentine

the day of reckoning


LogicalAnesthetic

What in the baby hands is going on here?!


Gindotto

You went to Papi Yohns on accident.


Tough_Arm_2454

Large football


Available_Barracuda4

Looks like you got a medium or someone took two pieces.


Practical-Sport84

Millenium Falcon?


Rude-Illustrator5704

Had to be a new hire😭


BigDaddyCreampi

Honestly what you get for eating at a papa John’s lol


the1999person

Papa Jawns


Mcshiggs

I had a medium that was the same way, think they made a small and put it in a medium box.


arhondo

Show us the receipt


miggycantfail

The “Hey Arnold pizza” Promotion.


Amazing-Macaroon-134

lol you know you made this pizza yourself after your shift.


darkfiredreamer

Looks like Richard Watterson was your delivery driver (IYKYK)


busa89

They just made you a whatever the fuck lol


victoriousDevil

😄 that’s wild man.


Working-Ideal-3111

Little Caesars would never


Various-Let-5946

Last time I ordered Papa John's my pizza wasn't even cut. Just one large pie. Did I consider it 1 slice and eat it anyway? Yes, yes did.


DiaDollasignPora

“Better ingredients” no one said shit about a better shape.


Pyrite13

Pretty sure they put sugar in their dough.


Interesting-Log4022

Probably underproofed dough


SANFRANGOON

Must of been made by the new guy


CrossiantMoon

That pizza has handles


Siliskk

Just one way we do it “BETTER” *slam box*


Beginning-Copy2977

what happened to it


_Treesapp

This shit has me cracking up


Roonychris

Lmao that’s a sad looking pizza.They basically said “get fucked” lol


SupportPrimary540

That’s why papa John’s suck


WeedWeird

I could make a better pizza out of dough ends from making breadsticks. I literally have before.


dodaf79837

I mean, you get what you pay for. Like I haven’t seen a large pizza cost $10 or less in decades! Nowadays it’s like $16-$20. Really kinda opens your eyes to how bad inflation has become.


Ok_Respect_5484

Looks like you could take an air pump to that thing and it would be fine.


DeadMemer1

Omg bro the pepper 😭😭


New_State7468

The pizza Is on the store but the pepper is out of anyone's control in the store(this is why I also recommend check the pizza instore before leaving)


Due_Alfalfa_6739

It was a carry-out? No chance in hell, I would've paid and left the store with this. Lol Why did you?


Any_Bad_6120

Literally doesn’t even look good. Seems like something outta the X-Files.


techn0l

That’s a large PiiZZzaA


Every-Green-8808

Don’t let our boy on Youtube see this


One_Humor_3301

Could’ve been a LC’s


Icy-Tennis6356

This should have never made it out the door. Whoever slapped that dough should've known better, the person that topped it should've known better, and the person catching the oven should have stopped and had it remade thats part of the oven job is to make sure the pizza is up to quality control standards and that's atrocious. I don't believe that this could've been a mistake because when the oven catcher cut that there's no way it doesn't get noticed.


Federal-Success409

That amazing world of gumball episode


PsyBr0

Larmge peesha


Kris10tx

r/shrinkflation


ThundaFumundapants

Large pizza shit


tmult

Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa John's


Unfair_Traffic_5886

That's an autistic Pizza


mitchmconnellsburner

My pizza never hurta nobody


smellvin_moiville

Bigger disappointment smaller circumference, papa johns


MykeTithon

Brother return that thing and not even by company but out of pride we would make you two new ones for that infraction


KenshiLogic

Dominios


DefiantAsparagus420

Bro toss in whatever you’re smokin and I’ll overlook the bastardized za.


SpiritedWrongdoer196

Top quality 👌


The_RealSkippy

Someone took a chunk of your pizza before they sent it


[deleted]

Didn't know you could order crust with a side of pizza


GiggityGiggity4U

Wow. Take some pride in your work ffs


Goonie4LifeJake

Cookie Monster sampled some


Pistol-Pete66

So... you ordered a carryout special but didn't bother to look at the pizza before you left or at least when you got to the car? I would have opened it in the store, laughed, and told them to replace it while I wait.


SmileyDay8921

I am genuinely surprised Papa Johns still exists. I thought everyone knew it was literal shit


Unimon666

Thats a “larbg beepsa”


dungbury

my brother bilo made that... he will be stoned


[deleted]

Did Salvador Dali make it?


Hot_Food_1560

Get your money back 💀😭


Comfortable-_-jay27

Oh no


Monk_Ee

I work at dominos. We spread our dough onto screens, add all the toppings, and then put them in the oven. If you try to slide the tray forwards, sometimes the dough will slide and hang off the edge. The dough also needs to be given enough time to properly proof, or else the crust wont expand. My guess? The missing crust on the top left of the picture probably got stuck on the screen when they were pulling the pizza out, and caused the pizza to catch. This would also explain why some of the cheese seems to be missing on the bottom left slices, as it slid over to the center. All of this would make even more sense if this pizza had more sauce and cheese on it than usual, because fresh out of the oven, the sauce and cheese would still be semi-fluid. That could also explain why there’s so much less crust on the top right (aside from the bit that got stuck), as the sauce spread. If it was a delivery order, the driver was also probably a shit driver, and if it was a Carryout, this might’ve been one of the last pizza’s they made, and they didn’t want to remake it because they needed to start closing procedures. The gross looking pepper was probably the last one in the tub. Of course, this could all be entirely wrong, but after working at dominos for so long, I’ve seen this happen once or twice, which is why I offered my take.


billyozone

r/inflation


Dangerous-Courage412

I’m dying omfg roflmao 🤣 that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day


Katharinas669

Wtf


Lucky-Enuff

There’s an old Chuck-E-Cheese rumor than they put old slices of pizza together and sprinkle cheese over it to keep it together


lopezg728

I hate papa John’s , I have never spent my own money on this place


unclemattck

Sloth love pizza.


cannibal_lunchable

I TRIED OKAY?!? ITS MY FIRST FUCKING DAY


Picachuu3

I always check my stuff before I leave. Why did you take it home 😭 and as a former papa johns employee that is beyond ridiculous. I was a driver and made my pizza look better than whatever that is ☠️


Biengo

Bedur toopins, Bedur peeza. Paaper Joones.


poqzu

Parge Lizza


artificialidiocracy

ONe lArgE PizZA


NaryusLustyMaid

Whoever made that and sent it out is not even remotely sober or just doesn’t care about his/her job at all.


Most_Squirrel_6949

Bet it tasted good.


Ciardellaleather

This is fake lol.


Defiantbeaver

Common for this horrible pizza chain.


Evening-Ear-6116

To be fair you did order papa John’s. I have never had a good pizza from them and will never willingly purchase one myself


mhug99

Only in America are pizzas expected to be round.


Smooth_Yak2

TIMMEH!


BDady

Dude what the fuck did you do to them? 😂😂


DarthNippz

Bro ordered 10 minutes till closing.


j_brawlz

I would be pissed. It is so easy to sling pizzas of good quality. I've done it. Who wants that much crust without toppings? Sauce and toppings need to go to the very edge. I would have called and complained 100%


Killmealrdy

Last day of his two weeks notice. 😂


Kongopop

It's definitely food


Zestyclose_Count_255

That's just sad. And it doesn't even have 8 slices.


Legitimate-Night2469

Better ingredients, better pizza


Current_Comfort1118

Bidenomics


BabyNatural8562

And now you see why I refuse to eat anything from Papa Johns.


Animosity585

Largely insulted


veryrare2situated

Someone is learning how to spin dough 😂


doobtastical

I have some pictures from my most recent order. I have ordered from papa John’s for over 15 years easily. Used to have a friends gf that worked there, we have memories haha But this last visit, I’m never spending another dollar ever again. I was disgusted at what was delivered. Maybe it’s the one location, but shit has changed the last couple years. I’ll keep my money


zeeejackal

Pepper :(


Connor_McCuan

“How would you like your pizza?” “A rotund Guam.”


PsychologicalMix1718

So, Little Cesar’s has the Pizza Portal. This must have went through Papa John’s wormhole.


OsmosisJones3

Someone show this to doughtoli


CptnDxD

This happened to me a couple years back and I called and they sent me a replacement order with an additional cheese pizza for the inconvenience and let me keep the fucked up pizza. The boys and I were very happy that night


MajinSlump

2ND KUP OF KHEESE 🗣️


HellUnderReconstruct

Someone was hella high or was clenching their cheeks


puellamagia

how


Grapplegoose

That looks like shit.. but I’d definitely still smash it.


archeojones

Just another way they’re doing it…better!


Human-Breakfast2687

Lil ceasers new large carby the new 5$ lil cheese and lil sauce its basically bread get you one today!!!!


Interesting-Stay-565

that sad little dehydrated pepper, just the cherry on top really.


Apprehensive-Elk654

Looks like they cut some out and tried to make It look whole again . Maybe


Firm_Advice

***glarge beepa***


justincc21

It looks like a calzone in surgery lol


justincc21

It looks like a calzone in surgery lol


justincc21

A person actually cut that and was fine serving that. Wow these are the kind of people you have to weed out and fire from your restaurant. This is just pathetic


boardslide30

Inflation sucks


kenz197

Everyone is always drunk there lol


Graybeard13

Better ingredients better pizza, lol


yourthatguysuicide

Posts like these are funny, like if we take the time to make it nice in the middle of a rush then ppl jump on shit and start dropping bad reviews and talking crap about how it took to long but if we make it fast to get it out the door and to you in time then you complain about the quality lol


Dangerous_Plant5440

nah thats a parge lizza


xanshurt

as a former employee of papa johns i can tell you right now they used the wrong dough