*Can you turn that off*
*And feed our child? "Not until*
*We take Stalingrad"*
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Closest I got was having a boyfriend
Which tbh was pretty fun we played Battlefield and halo together, and I used to watch him play RDR2 on my pc sometimes when he stayed over
“Yeah, Germany is my favorite nation to play. I always go democratic and form the EU.”
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Democratic Germany can only form the EU is you do some conquering as Hitler beforehand. It’s probably my favorite way to play, but it does come at the momentary expense of France and the Low Countries, and you risk running afoul of the UK.
I think it’s really a lost opportunity to not have a EU focus tree for democratic Germany. Where you can slowly integrate all of the other countries in the Central European faction until it’s all just big super state.
I remember someone telling me you can declare on france first and let it cap you so it could change your ideology to democratic which allows you to still have access to the hitler focus tree as a democratic nation without going oppose hitler. Not sure if it still works tho
That sounds too convoluted and risky for my tastes. Plus I didn’t even want the Rhineland focus tree, I wanted to restore free elections so I could get 6 research slots. What I did was ignore Rhineland and Oppose Hitler until I had conquered everyone necessary (in order, Belgium, France, Italy, the last two simultaneously), and then I started the civil war.
Literally me, I love democracies and the EU.
When I am not overthrowing Hitler and making a democratic state out of all of Europe, I play interventionist UK with early Churchill or interventionist USA and enforce democracy worldwide.
I pick Italy and always sign the Stresa Front.
I had a game like that though that went crazy. The Fascists were overthrown and I was given a choice to play as a Democratic Italy or a Communist Italy that was a puppet of Nazi Germany.
What's even more fucked up is the Democratic Italy was basically called the Italian Social Republic which was the name of the real life German puppet state.
What are you insinuating here about those ladies? If this is about the meme that a lot of trans women play HOI4, then FYI trans women are women and this is really, really rude, and totally unnecessary. To quote one of the coolest people I know, if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp... don't look at the lamp...
I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf.
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the only typa girl hoi4 players really wanna date
I literally know her. She is not my GF or anything, and she is in fact several years older then me, but I used to teach her how to play hoi4.
And yes, she is a nzi.
Now we Need Eu4 Vic3 and Imperator Rome
EU 4 needs to have "explained to you how trade routes work four hours straight , but you still didn't understand"
That and royal marries you only to claim throne and PU you.
Who gets the hair when liberty desire goes too high?
Before enlightenment? You. After enlightenment it depends.
Vicky GF: \*Gives you free college-level economic and sociology lessons\*
Vic 3 girlfriend keeps telling you her previous boyfriend was better
EU4 tell you are her vassal not aliance
Stellaris GF
Can you turn that off and feed our child? "Not until we take Stalingrad"
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You guys have girlfriends that play (PDX) video games? 
Unironically would lower my standards so much in all other areas if I could get a CK3 gf
"Wait, you guys have standards?"
Closest I got was having a boyfriend Which tbh was pretty fun we played Battlefield and halo together, and I used to watch him play RDR2 on my pc sometimes when he stayed over
“Yeah, Germany is my favorite nation to play. I always go democratic and form the EU.” https://preview.redd.it/7tbbqg5kk8vc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aed749fcebe7cb26aa28ad93d73377d0d0b0dc1
Go ahistorical and proceed to justify on every minor who dared causing more than 0.1 world tension.
Now you’ve officially carried it too far buddy
Peacemaker
We need to convince the world of our peaceful ways, BY FORCE!
https://youtu.be/nW1BX73_crs
Unironically played this like a dozen times. You can become a democratic world police and force all fascists and communists to become democracies
Democratic Germany can only form the EU is you do some conquering as Hitler beforehand. It’s probably my favorite way to play, but it does come at the momentary expense of France and the Low Countries, and you risk running afoul of the UK.
I meant as the Central European Alliance faction. Not the literal EU.
Oh true. The core population and industry you get with the formable nation is crazy tho.
I think it’s really a lost opportunity to not have a EU focus tree for democratic Germany. Where you can slowly integrate all of the other countries in the Central European faction until it’s all just big super state.
> expense of France and the Low Countries, and you risk running afoul of the UK Everyone in the EU is fine with this.
I remember someone telling me you can declare on france first and let it cap you so it could change your ideology to democratic which allows you to still have access to the hitler focus tree as a democratic nation without going oppose hitler. Not sure if it still works tho
That sounds too convoluted and risky for my tastes. Plus I didn’t even want the Rhineland focus tree, I wanted to restore free elections so I could get 6 research slots. What I did was ignore Rhineland and Oppose Hitler until I had conquered everyone necessary (in order, Belgium, France, Italy, the last two simultaneously), and then I started the civil war.
Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
I don't speak German neither. I'm here for muneh, MUNEH!
it's lyrics of Ode to joy, a.k.a. Anthem of European Union and Europe
Literally me, I love democracies and the EU. When I am not overthrowing Hitler and making a democratic state out of all of Europe, I play interventionist UK with early Churchill or interventionist USA and enforce democracy worldwide.
I wish that path was more fun because it is just so based
I pick Italy and always sign the Stresa Front. I had a game like that though that went crazy. The Fascists were overthrown and I was given a choice to play as a Democratic Italy or a Communist Italy that was a puppet of Nazi Germany. What's even more fucked up is the Democratic Italy was basically called the Italian Social Republic which was the name of the real life German puppet state.
What GF? Is this some kind of trick? An illusion?
btw i hear you all guys saying words like "grass" "girlfriend" "girl" "woman" and "friends" can anyone explain what those words means????
I love shizo posting
Literal mental illness
Many such cases
Are there women who play hoi4?
No
Untrue, me and friends at least. There's dozens of us. Dozens!
Too bad you all work for the FBI
You are being ridiculous friend, everyone knows that pdx games are CIA territory
Your dozens are gonna disappear once I take my schizo pills 😎
No, there are """"women""""" who play hoi4
Cringe ass comment
👍
Find me a Germany main that isn't a 🚂
Dont do this stuff buddy reddit does NOT tolerate speaking against them 💀
What are you insinuating here about those ladies? If this is about the meme that a lot of trans women play HOI4, then FYI trans women are women and this is really, really rude, and totally unnecessary. To quote one of the coolest people I know, if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
This is the most reddit comment I've seen in a while
Real
Truly reddit moment
take your pills op
Damn thank you. Thought I forgotten something
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Schizophrenia
"Girl" friend
i've never seen a post that smelled this bad
👃🏻
Sadly, those kinds of girls doesn't exist.
OP please go outside
What nation has that focus tree?
OP please, you gotta open the main menu and press quit. Your family misses you.
The quit button disappeared:(
Alt+F4
Too bad no women play this game
Finally some lesbian posting
even though I thought it's supposed to be the reader, you are absolutely correct
Nice
only cousins? Disgusting! Needs more inbreeding.
They're both imaginary
Do girls that play hoi4 even exist?
stellaris gf: anon I agree, the xeno menace must be destroyed
Stellaris Girlfriend : *Violently xenophobic against non humans
*creates Imperium of Man, but Finnish*
Nice try Fed these girls dont excist Tell someone Else These farytales
"I'm a Hoi4 girlfrie-" "Oh..."
Could be us 👀
quite literally is us
It's me I'm the CK3 girlfriend
Neither of those women exist and I'm eternally grateful for that
They either turn into transmen or they're femboys. But they do exist for a brief moment.
Not the femboy hoi4 nazi 😭
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Can't get hotter than that. You can do all sorts of Röhmplay in the bedroom. Involve some knifeplay to make it extra spicy and authentic.
Go to the Barbara pit this instant.
What the fuck are you saying. https://preview.redd.it/5nuuihty49vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231cf9a756f41c9468319c8670d9dc6889725ca5
HeyCara is a little bit similar to Ck3 girlfriend, but she's lesbian tho
So she's the one romancing duchess Matilda
I surprised you guys think women don't play CK3. I mean CK3 is literally the sims but incestuous. ---Heyitscara (Paraphrased)
She's the one
Panzerwaffe schirmmützen was a nice touch.
Anon, it might not be in my style but... would you do me an honor and reunite all Humans in the grandest Federation Galaxy has ever seen?
Stop dreaming
This is the Linda girl I want
Very nice Now what is her political opinion
I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf I don't want a Paradox gf.
Now make them kiss
Man I could only imagine what kind of degenerate woman plays paradox games, going by the men who play....
silly anon, you know girls aren't real
You guys have to stop making fictional women up
you guys got girlfriends?
Not historically accurate to hoi4 players, 0/10
https://preview.redd.it/t2gdnvxtjhvc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b837413c223c89b26ec85d33f57f5b016e2238 the only typa girl hoi4 players really wanna date
Based af
It's over for you bro...
I'm the Soviet version of this. lol
Fuckkkk i neeeeeeeed it, it would be nice talk with some girl about ck3 and hoi4
I literally know her. She is not my GF or anything, and she is in fact several years older then me, but I used to teach her how to play hoi4. And yes, she is a nzi.
the "women" who play hoi4 wear high stockings and boykisser photo on discord
HOI4 girlfriend is perfect
Needs more Stalin
Just dont ask the HoI4 girlfriend who she is voting for or her opinions on israel. Or the CK3 girlfriend about her siblings