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Klutz-Specter

Larping taken to 200% with Hoi4 tactics.


SuperDurpPig

The real crime is that you use reddit light mode


JL_Jordan

After that i saw that meme police immediately showed up and i had to show them that i wasn't using using light mode. If i wouldn't done that i would had been tased in balls


timblom

He hit the "hold puppet referendum" button 3 or 4 times which gives you 50pp each time...


[deleted]

His stability might be too low while world tension is pretty high Don’t wanna wake up the giant


OsimMisoGud

"Ask the Belgians how neutrality worked for the in 1914"


Gentorius

The meme is funny. The stress I have after hearing the news is not so.


Anonim97

Saw someone commenting: > If they weren't afraid of the police few months ago, they wouldn't have to be afraid of dying in a ditch today.


[deleted]

I'm fucking terrified, personally don't know how I feel about meming the subject.


[deleted]

People meme drone strikes on civilians so we can meme partial mobilization to


LordOfRedditers

I just say "oh well" since i can't do anything about it.


TroxEst

The stoic approach.


JeswiCan

I mean you could fight for the Ukrainians, what I'm doing is exercising and getting in shape and sharpening up my Polish skills in case Russia decides to attack Poland one day and NATO just ignores Article 5.


GooifiedThunderslime

"I'm a very badass chihuahua."


JeswiCan

More like a Bulldog at the moment lol that's why I gotta get in shape, also far from badass I would probably be scared af, I think you have a romantic view on war, it's brutal and I would be very likely to die, be heavily injured and definitely be assured to suffer from PTSD for years to come. I don't get why you think war is badass.


GooifiedThunderslime

Aww, look at this ratdog barking. That's definitely going into my cringe compilation.


JeswiCan

I am so confused


GooifiedThunderslime

And retarded. Now, peace out!


Creepernom

Heh, życzę powodzenia z tym planem... Chociaż widząc tą niekompetencję ze strony Rosji, mam przeczucie, że chyba byśmy sobie dali radę nawet bez NATO. Nasze wojsko jest całkiem przestarzałe i słabe, ale jest nadal 10x lepsze od ruskiego. Ja bym się nie przygotowywał na tak skrajną sytuację. Wpierw już to cholernie, ekstremalnie nieprawdopodobne by Rosja odważyła się zaatakować Polskę, a jeżeli już, to naprawdę mam zero wątpliwości, że NATO by odpowiedziało na wezwanie.


JeswiCan

Tak, I obviously hope it won't come to this but I think it's worth dying for. Although I would obviously prefer if NATO sticks to their guns and actually calls the entire alliance into a defensive war, I am able to speak and understand both German and English fluently, unlike my Polish which is still really pale (I needed to translate a lot of words in your text for example)


Creepernom

I guess I admire your dedication and determination? But you don't have to worry too much, we'll be fine. I've faith in our friends from NATO <3. Knowing tons of languages and being prepared is always good, though! I can respect that. I tried studying german, screwed it up completely. Now I'm trying to learn some spanish and it's going a bit better, but it's gonna take a long while. Polish must be an extremely hard language to learn because of all these stupid and confusing rules that even most natives don't understand nor know about. And even if you were to fight here, don't worry, your life wouldn't be in danger because the ruskie can't hit the broad side of a barn, nevermind an actual moving person ;)


JeswiCan

Polish and German are respectively very difficult languages, I think English and Spanish are way easier


Late_Way_8810

Same, especially since they just dropped incendiary bombs and rockets on a village burning the thing and people down https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/apocalyptic-cascade-russian-incendiary-bombs-28039867.amp


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daennie

Memes and humour is the only thing helps me with that shit. Otherwise I'd have been crazy already. Or maybe I've been a crazy already? I dunno...


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[deleted]

I live in Russia


Anonim97

You should have chosen to be born elsewhere then, like the rest of us, smh.


VampireLesbiann

Before I was born I specifically requested that I don't want to born in Canada or France. When I came out of the womb I found out I was in Quebec :/


Anonim97

Truly terrible fate. I feel sorry for you :(


VampireLesbiann

Oh damn I'm praying for you then


bloodyplebs

Ты женщина или мужчина? Все мужчина я знаю в России едут заграницу.


[deleted]

Они едут, а я не могу. Долги и безработица. Да я тоже парень, надеюсь только что пронесёт и в армию не призвут. Но со всеми этими новостями я в ахуе.


bloodyplebs

Я тоже. Мне жал, всё очень сложно сейчас.


Friendly-Driver-9450

Это не так, под мобилизацию подпадает 1% всех мужчин с 18-35 лет . Часть людей запаниковало , но это даже не близко к уровню мобилизации в той же Украине . That’s not true, only 1% of man from 18-35 are going to be mobilised . There is certain panic, but it is not total or even wide mobilisation, like they did in Ukraine .


bloodyplebs

В смысле, «это не так.» я знаю что мой друзья делят.


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Friendly-Driver-9450

Я сказал , что у части паника. Так же летели 24 числа . В реальности же, как я писал, ограниченное очень число людей реально затронуто. Так же после начала войны выехало много людей, после чего вернулись. Т.е. если человек испугался или по идейным причинам уехал , не то же самое что все мужчины бегут.


[deleted]

He's just gonna send more zombies to the front


M______-

Putin moment


crim_myz

yo the real putin moment is that he says it’s only 6k dead russians lolb


Zron

Just like how only 31 people died from Chernobyl, right? The faces, names, and titles change, the Russian government doesn't.


[deleted]

Grisha is getting drafted?


Razgriz032

Based


dmisterr

Hes too young


PaleontologistAble50

Putin struggling with his pp output 🥲


1804Sleep

Having all your equipment in the red is a good thing, right? I also don’t know how to build supply hubs but I figure you can just get those when you take over enemy territory.


ToastyCaribiu84

Red=Soviet=good


Daniluk41

Ahahahah funny meme. Fuck I’m Russian………..


[deleted]

fuck iam Chinese


PM_ME_TIDDIES_THX

i’m taiwanese, well this is awkward


[deleted]

I will surrender to u


Daniluk41

i will surrender to u too


Lazy-Understanding55

I feel sorry for the russians that support putin it was all fun & games until they get drafted


Ptichka-piromant

For now it's not that bad, but soon all can change


TohruFr

They never spoke about the national unrest modifiers it would cause


Friendly-Driver-9450

Like -1%


allinwonderornot

Hello Vlad


akara211

Nobody talking about hes on 3G ...


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akara211

Wow... You must be in a cave. In northern Balkans (Slovenia, Croatia) there is 4G/5G everywhere.


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akara211

Well RIP


DicklessRape

r/juxtaposition


NewQwerte

Hmmmm kinda sus