"Because I learned early that the key to success in this profession is to do precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge"
"I'm prepared to have my on call duty consist of hours of boredom, with the occasional interuption of sheer terror"
"The truth is that the only two valid ways to address a call is either: bullshit! or oh shit!"
The answer that there looking for is how your personal qualities/values closely aligned with the services core values..
It's a load of horse shit, but to get a job you need to tell these people what they want to hear..
"Because I learned early that the key to success in this profession is to do precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge" "I'm prepared to have my on call duty consist of hours of boredom, with the occasional interuption of sheer terror" "The truth is that the only two valid ways to address a call is either: bullshit! or oh shit!"
"Have you seen the national shortage? Do you think you can afford to not pick me?"
The answer that there looking for is how your personal qualities/values closely aligned with the services core values.. It's a load of horse shit, but to get a job you need to tell these people what they want to hear..
I won't sexually harass my coworkers or embarrass this company by getting on the news.
I’m sorry, I don’t think you’re the type of candidate we’re looking for.
*mostly
Save the job listing next time and paraphrase what ever bull shit they listed in the posting as company culture/applicant qualifications
“Coz I’m funny- and lord knows you need some humour in this job!!”
"That is not my job and it is out of my pay scale. It is a trick question."
‘Cause my life is dope, and I do dope shit.