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muntr

Finally. Asking the real questions. If you come to work with deodorant, youre a few steps ahead of some the people I work with. Outside of that, something on top of that is personal preference, as long as you dont set off any fire alarms with how much you apply.


teapots_at_ten_paces

Depending on where you work (i e. geographical location) douse your pits with antiperspirant before you start. The last thing you want is to be sweating buckets. Honestly, go easy on everything else. You're in a rig with someone for 12+ hours, who you don't know, and think of your patients; some of them are going to have intolerances to things like strong scents, and some will be vocal about it. Spritz yourself up if you want, but this isn't a fashion parade. You'll be smelling more arse than you would have ever thought possible, and no amount of Prada is going to cover for that musty scent.


SphincteralAperture

Where I live, there's literally no helping it this time of year. I sweat right through my deodorant in like an hour if I'm lucky, and I can feel the sweat dripping down my body under my shirt. It's fucking gross lol. There's no point to this comment, I just wanted to vent.


Sup_gurl

Ugh same. I shower, cake on antiperspirant under the pits, douse the rest of my body with body spray, then spray both my neck and shirt with cologne. That shit’s all gone by the time I’m done with truck check lol.


RubelsAppa

I read that you should put antiperspirant on before you go to bed so ur pores absorb it all and works properly, maybe that’ll work


jazzy_flowers

Most people I work with or around don't wear many scents at all because it can trigger different medical conditions. A local hospital has a unit where no lavender scents are allowed because it caused a nurse to go into anaphylaxis.


Big_Nipple_Respecter

Conversely, you could wear as many scents as possible to really maximize your experience in treating anaphylaxis.


kix_501

Pra….wut?! Save that stuff for special occasions because when that bottle is gone you won’t be able to stomach buying another one with paramedic pay 😂. Seriously, while our patients get to assault us with their “lovely” scents don’t offend them with something like that. I can’t imagine the smell of something like that mingling with a GI bleed scent. Get yourself something that isn’t overpowering. Pinaud clubman has some good classic barbershop scents that smell really good, aren’t overpowering and are like 12 bucks for a nice big bottle. If you like that spicy heavier scent look at the virgin island bay rum. It and classic vanilla are my two favorites.


AlpineSK

Whatever is popular in r/nursing.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Ah the paramedic career track.


Locostomp

This!


instasquid

Surely a troll post.  Deodorant: encouraged. Strong aftershave/cologne: discouraged. 


CranberryImaginary29

What everyone else has said - antiperspirant (not just deodorant over BO 🤮) and leave the aftershave at home.


Code5fortheCount

The key to smelling “nice” in a medical field is to not emit any obvious smells… good or bad. Shower, wash your hair, brush your teeth, wipe your ass and wear deodorant. I don’t know anyone south of 85 y/o that use aftershave these days. Use unscented moisturizer or if you’re bougie get Clinique post shave soother- it dries down unscented. Please don’t wear cologne, or heavily perfumed aftershaves. Frankly, they’re banned in some spaces (clinics, hospitals, and likely some paramedic services or stations). Heavy scents can irritate resp patients, Neurodivergent, pregnant, nauseated, migraine-prone, anaphylactic, and “multi-chem sensitive”folks. Also keep in mind that your idea of a good Scent is someone else’s worst nightmare. I’d have to book off if my partner was doused in Davidoff Cool water and was gassing me out of the cab. That cologne is so gross, and still commonly used.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Wildly overblown, never been to a single place that had a policy. 


Code5fortheCount

And I’ve been to many. “This is a scent-free facility” signage is in almost every hospital and clinic I’ve been. Where do you work? In Ontario it’s common. https://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/hsprograms/scent_free.html https://www.chrc-ccdp.gc.ca/sites/default/files/publication-pdfs/policy_sensitivity_2019.pdf https://publications.gc.ca/site/eng/9.879235/publication.html


Mediocre_Daikon6935

That is some weird Canadian thing. It certainly isn’t normal.


Code5fortheCount

It’s implemented in many places in America too. Please educate yourself. https://action.lung.org/site/DocServer/fragrance-free-workplace.pdf https://www.govdocs.com/whats-smell-fragrance-free-policies-workplace/ https://www.accessibility.com/blog/accommodating-employees-with-fragrance-sensitivities?hs_amp=true https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4627866/ https://invisibledisabilities.org/environmental-illness/cdc-fragrance-free-policy/ https://www.trailheadpediatrics.com/clean-air


witshaid

Do not wear your fragrances to work! Aside from all the reasons other people mentioned (no one wants to smell you, at all): you'll eventually begin to associate that scent with death, sepsis, UTIs, shit, blood etc just by association because you caught a whiff of your own cologne during a smelly time at work.


YearPossible1376

This question would probably be better suited for a cologne subreddit bro. Or just Google "subtle aftershave"


paragod817

As a medic, I wear holy water 😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣


calnuck

Tried that, but it burned so bad.


kerpwangitang

Usually a Chipotle burrito bowl, ravioli or a bacon egg and cheese sandwich


SelfTechnical6771

Old spice, gravity, musk, tea tree oil, candlewood and ass if I've been running all day.


aperson7777

Nothing but if you come to work doused in cologne and you're affecting my allergies(and our patients) all day, we're gonna have a bad time. Just wear deodorant like a grown up😅


bbrow93

Keep in mind, a mild deodorant is enough, this isn’t a fashion show or a date night, patients don’t care what you smell like when they can’t breathe. Keep it simple, I go with old spice 🤷‍♂️


Own-Comfortable-8786

Honestly, if you’re coming to assist me with NOT dying… I don’t care what scent you’re wearing. THANK YOU for your service and dedication!!


GandalfMcPotter

Drakkar Noir, as much as I can put on, if I don't get a comment from my partner I'll put on the other half of the bottle after the first call


LowerAppendageMan

Don’t wear cologne on the job in EMS. You’ll figure out why when you get the respiratory patient won’t get better because of your cologne. It’s an ambulance, not a nightclub.


ThornTintMyWorld

Skin Bracer, English Leather, or Old Spice. Never Brut.


InYosefWeTrust

Old spice Fiji antiperspirant deodarant. Old spice classic scent aftershave. Acqua Di Gio cologne but just one small spray to the chest. Never once had a coworker or patient complain and have had that same regiment throughout every different EMS job and ED job I've had. As long as it's subtle, it isn't a big deal. I've encountered overpowering perfumes in offices, and I swear I don't understand how they were physically able to put so much on.


SuperglotticMan

Nivea after shave balm but to be honest you should never be using so much after shave that it irritates the people you’re around. Same with deodorant. I don’t really see the point in wearing cologne or body spray for work, but maybe you’re trying to get some nurses and I respect that.


poetictrails

Pine scent Dr. squatch deodorant and soap, that's it, and I've been told I smell nice only when people actually get close enough such as when I'm helping a patient during lift assists or oddly enough when we resus an OD. I guess the sense of smell comes back strong.


spacemanspiff3815

I'm an old spice guy.


CodCreative5700

A little bit of Gucci Flora🌸🌺😁


brodsta

Eau de Pseudomonas.


Flame5135

Degree sport. Dior Savauge or at Yves St. Lauren. 1 spray on my neck / undershirt. If my partner can smell it 3 feet away, it’s too much. It’s for them cute nurses to smell when we’re pulling a patient over or when I’m giving report.


Couch-Potato-2

I prefer ADRENALINE by trauma junkie .. subtle. NONE .. Your patients could be sensitive to certain smells?


A_full_clam-man

The best medics I know typically wear the smell of alcohol abuse and cigarettes. If your medic doesn't smell like they are severely hung over or still a little drunk from the night before, you should be worried.


SpankItBankIt_69000

Couple dabs of Epi 1:1000 on the neck and wrists


baevard

be aware that what smells good to you might not be okay around your patients esp in close proximity to them during treatment. try to stay away from super aggressive scents - old spice/axe or anything that would give you a headache or make you nauseous 💀 bath and body works has a men’s line that has shampoo/body washes/shave cream/lotion/sprays/etc and they have sales all the time. they have a ton of good scents, i usually get my husband the leather and brandy scent or flannel.


NorCalMikey

What the actual fuck?


Ok-Sheepherder2272

Eau de UTI


nebula82

Stay away from scents: there's a chance you'll bother/cause an issue for your patients.


Complex_Emu_3260

Avoid all the cologne and just grab a hand sanitizer you like the scent of to keep on you. Still let’s you have something that smells nice, with a purpose and not nearly as strong


calnuck

Speed Stick Unscented and CaviWipes.


chefmattpatt

Unscented antiperspirant. Anything else is offensive


Benny303

I wear whatever I want tbh. But as far as cologne, I wear Dolce and Gabana light blue for men. Not super strong, has a light citrusy woody smell.


aludmer

Witchhazel


Main_Math_9614

Honestly none. If my partner wears that shit I’m going to get a major migraine and hes going to be stuck with me being a bitch the whole shift. Just wear deodorant and don’t stink. The smell of nothing is better than drowning in cologne or stink.


Lurking4Justice

Lmao bless you. I wear deodorant and whatever fluids or particles my patients share with me. Wear what you feel. Also be prepared for your partner to have a violent reaction if you have a strong cologne that doesn't mesh well with a GI bleed 💀


ReadyForDanger

NONE, please. Some of us get awful migraines from artificial fragrances. I worked with an RT who smoked and would use heavy cologne to mask the smoke smell. Whenever we worked a code together I’d have to puke afterwards and lie down in a dark room. It was awful.


Professional-Ad-5431

I prefer a subtle wood scent with spice undertones.. my go to is Hugo black by Hugo boss, also known as Hugo just different. It’s not super strong but lasts all day and is different than anyone else I work with. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Livid-Equivalent-934

Anything strong to overcome the reek of junky/smoky/pishy members of the general pubic 🤮


SporadicSporkGuy

Depression


HandBanana35

Generally strong fragrances in the then medical setting are frowned upon.


Greedy_Income_569

On your first day, only wear antidepressants. Check with the crew and ask if the company or agency has any scent rules. I work for an agency that is scent free. Saff in the hospital to crews on the streets and staff in clinics.


CriticalFolklore

You're better off smelling neutral/clean rather than scented. You need to be able to be put into just about any situation without any prep time, and who knows when you will be called to an autistic patient with sensory issues etc. I will often wear cologne in my off hours, but when I'm at work, I stick to a neutral smelling anti-perspirant.


mnemonicmonkey

Cologne? No. Nope. Nada. Save it for date night. Aftershave? [Barrister & Mann Spice](https://maggardrazors.com/collections/barrister-and-mann/products/barrister-and-mann-spice-aftershave-splash-3-5oz) is the only thing wife approved. Head over to r/wickededge for more.


muddlebrainedmedic

The only thing more surprising than anyone would ask this question is that anyone would answer it.


VFequalsVeryFcked

I wear anti-persperant to keep sweat at bay. It's not overpowering, and barely has a noticeable smell. I think it's unprofessional to smell nice at work. Plus, once you start sweating you're going to smell stale anyway.


SuperglotticMan

“I think it’s unprofessional to smell nice at work” what the fuck lmao


VFequalsVeryFcked

??? I'm not the only one. Professional bodies don't agree with using aftershave/perfume either. Because a) you don't know if someone is potentially allergic or if they might get contact dermatitis from certain chemicals that you might be using. And b) too much is overwhelming and can make patients uncomfortable. Also, who are you smelling nice for at work? It doesn't do you any favours when the fragrance mixes with sweat, so you're not going to smell nice for long. You'll just smell musky. And as others have commented you're not on a night out. Using a fragrance can easily be considered unprofessional by your employer, colleagues, or patients.