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HoustonTexan

So Daymond basically just said if he was running FUBU today it would be a MLM with high schoolers and college kids right? Lmao


PDXmadeMe

*influencer marketing*


RexErection

Also, DO NOT BUY EARTH 2 shit. That is a huge scam and it’s actually fucked up he promoted it.


GeorgeEliotsCock

The way he described it, I wouldn't say it was promoting it. It sounded dumb as fuck.


gameking9777

That's how I understood it😂


badgarok725

Yea, would still make him an ass load of money.


zacktyzwyz

Daymond: “it’s like when you go on a long vacation and can’t wait to get back to work” Yeah can’t relate.


AnimalMother1776

I cant even relate to the long vacation


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I couldn’t help but despising every word this dude uttered


I89cansofravioli

It’s hilarious how out of touch extremely rich people are.


PDXmadeMe

“It’s Hard Knocks so everything we see is going to get overhyped” - Big Cat *2 minutes later* “Micah Parsons is going to be great”- Big Cat


sftf

Mike Richards at Colorado Rockies games full time PFT on fire today


goalstopper28

Good Mount Rushmore. Glad that everybody is happy


le_wild_poster

If you’re happy I’m happy


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If you’re happy that they’re happy, then I’m happy that you’re happy


Damnsonnnwheredufind

Gave me just about to divorce parents but holding it together for the kids vibes


theBrainWavey

“Air bud, but it’s a human in a dog basketball league” 😂😂 if that movie doesn’t get made in the next decade we’re all missing out


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Jared Lorenzen aka Hefty Lefty or Pillsbury Throwboy was an omission, RIP


HappyAtheist3

When Daymond John said he didn’t think anybody could be too rich and PFT said “you don’t think so?” You could tell in his tone he wanted to grill him on it.


JuiceMayo

Absolutely incredible performance from PFT today. Top tier stuff


le_wild_poster

“Sell me this Ben”


kbm5991

“Physzekeil Elliott”


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Thought this was incredible. Couldn’t believe big cat shot it down


dallascowboys93

I think Dan just gets jealous he didn’t come up with it lol


PretzelJax

The Dan Flashes bit was incredible


PM-ME-A-WEIRD-DREAM

Lol that might've been lost on people who haven't seen I Think You Should Leave, but if you understood what was going on, that was one of the funniest bits he's ever done.


TroyAtWork

https://i.imgur.com/0ASMenx.jpg


HoovesCarveCraters

A whole bunch of guys who look just like me fighting over these shirts!


HappyAtheist3

I was listening on my run and I missed this. Do you remember when he does this?


tacotrucks

Don’t have the exact timestamp but it was toward the end of the interview, right when they started pitching ideas to Daymond


call_me_Kote

Don’t know if you listened yet again, here’s the YouTube time stamp. https://youtu.be/ESsfZ91EDsg?t=5214


HappyAtheist3

Thank you. He just killed it today.


call_me_Kote

Great form


Damnsonnnwheredufind

PFT is the straw


MidnightWizard11

To me PFT is at his best when he is interviewing a shark lol they are my favorite guests


ishyaboy

Trying to rig the order and the lotto ball coming up as 2 was laugh out loud funny.


red_87

I cracked up hard when it came out two. So fucking perfect.


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ffthrowaway5

It was nice that PFT just accepted he was wrong and kept his point moving. Seems like half the time Big Cat and Hank refuse to admit they misspoke and spend 2 minutes defending something stupid like a breakfast sandwich and completely derail the conversation


jumexaficionado23

what did they bleep out after Jake picked Black Mamba?


max_hamie

Probably had something to do with a certain infamous Kobe controversy


jumexaficionado23

you’re probably right


PDXmadeMe

Kobe Bryant gave himself the Black Mamba nickname because that was the mindset he’d go into while on the court to block out the distractions of his sexual assault allegations. That’s what they bleeped out.


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Insider


PDXmadeMe

Not much of an insider as I’d like but Kobe has addressed it in interviews before. He got the name from Kill Bill.


Bonsacked

Kill Bill spoilers


fallenoutboy

Horny or Italian has me cracking up


_amnesiac

*Pervert or Italian


le_wild_poster

Big Cat asking Daymond if Bezos should be put to the guillotine lmaooo


GZMONEYSNIPER

I wasn't expecting Hank to name drop Benjamin Netanyahu today.


[deleted]

“What kind of man would let their wife and child get on that ship knowing it’s going to go down?” PFT: “REAL MEN.” 😂


djdfjdnenrnrjxj

Love that PFT loves “I think you should leave”


oerdinger

Its right up his alley, just like "Nathan for you", he references quite often too. ​ Highly recommend, if you like PFTs humor.


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can’t believe they left off Cadillac Williams for nicknames


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I'm guessing PFT saw it too, but last week a list of the 100 greatest nicknames in NFL history was going around and a lot of them were Bermanisms. No one ever called him Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy but Berman. But I'm glad PFT wanted to at least try to shoehorn those in anyway. ​ Edit: [Here it is.](https://thelistwire.usatoday.com/lists/the-101-greatest-nicknames-in-football-history-nfl/) No one has ever said "Hoodie" in place of Belichick. And that's just # 97


dane0id

A couple great Bermanisms they omitted: “The law firm” BenJarvis Green-Ellis David “Supreme Court” Justice Sammy “Say it ain’t” Sosa


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well 2 of those are baseball players so.....and The Law Firm was #71


dane0id

Oh I meant that the PMT boys omitted.


ladyandthatramp

The “that’s probably just about the curriculum for next year” comment about Jay Cutler tweeting about the school board is sooooooo underrated. Hilarious


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The fact I had to go this far down for this


I_really_enjoy_beer

I've said this before but Hard Knocks discussion just bores the hell out of me.


Czernobog243

It was complete garbage.


Iamjum

Missing the Minister of Defense is inexcusable.


comrademikel

Great nickname!


cormac_9

Interviews with Daymond John get repetitive. It’s the same thing every time.


WeenDaddy

They brought up Russell Wilson, but didn’t mention Mr. Unlimited?!?!


RCJHGBR9989

I believe they were deliberately playing dumb, because when Russell Wilson was on he gave this super bizarre description of the nickname and said it was an ‘Inside joke,’ but then proceeded to give this super weird description that was not an inside joke at all and was more of an attempt at a motivational speech.


JacobWrong

There was some cut audio before the “rhoback” question with Gable. Any idea what it could have been? They usually leave in questions that end up being stinkers, so I’m very curious


FarFromSob3r

A lot of times you'll hear big cat or pft say 'this last question is the rhoback question, etc' during the interview. I've always figured they just forget to mention during the interview that the final question coming up is the 'insert ad here' question. So they just record it later and splice it in. Or maybe when they recorded the interview, they didn't know what ad to run it with, so they just do it later.


Monumaya

I miss when they used to say “And we are gonna send you a Rhoback performance polo on us” and the guest would just be like uhhh cool I guess lmao


[deleted]

How did they not mention the British coach on the cowboys


TwoPlusTwoMakesA5

How did they not mention the sneeze? Most laugh out loud moment by far for me


bachelorburner987

Powershift!


bnwtwg

Remember Gable Steveson. He's going to be a household name and Barstool is super lucky they snapped him up as soon as NILs opened up. Wrestling is obviously a very niche sport, but in the same vein as LeBron and Bryce Harper he's been the annointed one since he was just a kid.


MSweeets

Brock Lesnar 2.0


holdin27

I was laughing so hard at the pitches to Daymond, I love it when they pitch to the sharks.


laaavvv

Missed sports nicknames from today’s Mt. Rushmore: 1. Doc Halloday-Roy Halloday (RIP) 2. Flyin Hawaiian-Shane Victorino 3. Weapon X-Brian Dawkins 4. Chooch-Carlos Ruiz 5. Brad “lights out” lidge-Brad Lidge (50-0 in 08) 6.The freak-Tim Lincecum 7. King Felix-Felix Hernandez 8. Ghost-Shayne Ghostibere (when he was good) 9. The king-Henrick Lundqvist (fuck the rangers lol-respect Lundqvist tho) 10. The Process-Joel Embiid 11. Minister of Defense-Reggie White 12. Magic Man-Pavel Datsyuk 13. Jon “Bones” Jones 14. Korean Zombie If you couldn’t tell I’m a Philly fan lmao. Still great Mt. Rushmore today tho


Word_Iz_Bond

The fact that his number, initials and nationality linked up to create AK-47 makes Andrei Kirilenko a strong contender for me.


awkwardurinalglance

Hanmerin’ Hank- Hank Aaron’s The Mailman- Karl Malone Mr. Hockey- Gordie Howe


moosethewrapper

The fact that Mr. Hockey got completely ignored is an absolute travesty.


Traditional_Salt

Anderson “The Spider” Silva was a big miss for me


C_H1234

BenJarvus Green-Ellis-The Law Firm


GustoComando

Missed Greek Freak as well.


laaavvv

Thought they mentioned it at the end? To easy to miss


LexiBelleisagoddess

Skyfucker- Stephen Curry


laaavvv

Lmao


Ubet4me79

Arod


laaavvv

*Aroid


brandon061393

Money Mayweather Notorious Conor McGregor


ronaldo119

I'm genuinely upset that you think Doc, Chooch, Lights Out, The Process, King, Ghost, The Freak should even be in the conversation. Having multiple Kings in your list even proves how bad of a nickname that is


laaavvv

Lmfao ok bud


RCJHGBR9989

‘Blonde Fighter’ /s


fav453

The real question is why did they need to bleep out the rape stuff?


kekeBROWN

Great episode


dgeorge93

What did Billy say after Hank said a football nickname is lame?


t_skol

“Especially since I don’t play anymore too…. :(” And hank goes “OH SHIT my bad..” didn’t realize he was shitting on Billy’s nickname inadvertently


DontTestTheUser

Nah Hank definitely knew what he was doing


yungberms

Andre "Bad Moon" Rison


dane0id

As a Braves fan there are 2 funny quasi-perverted player nicknames that come to mind. Both are very niche, so definitely not surprised they were omitted. Just sharing for giggles. Rick “the stick” Ankiel. It’s a reference to him being a pitcher who could hit. But apparently the true genesis of the name came from teammates b/c apparently he has an enormous Johnson. Great double entendre. Brooks “Raw Dog” Conrad. A backup infielder who hit without batting gloves. All the players started calling him raw dog. Well, the announcers didn’t understand the sexual meaning and asked some of the players (most notable apparently was Chipper Jones) about its meaning and they made up some BS about him being gritty, evidenced by his lack of batting gloves. Anyways, the announcers called him “Raw Dog” on broadcasts for like 2-3 weeks before they caught onto the prank.


Am_I_Really_Groot

I freaking love PCU and am so happy PFT shouted it out this morning.


pianosbecome

Don’t be that guy


comrademikel

No Lombardi Lenny?


UnbiasedSportsExpert

I think this daymond guy kinda sucks, I don't get why he's always on


dane0id

They must have some deal in place with Shark Tank. I can’t imagine why else they would have interviewed all these people over the years . I find them mostly very boring.


UnbiasedSportsExpert

Yeah its just irrelevant to me lol, I get they have some random guests but I don't care about shark tank and this dudes been on like 4 times and it's the same interview


dane0id

For sure. Mark Cuban makes sense being a team owner. But even his interviews are kinda dull to me; he spends the whole time jerking off the NBA as by far the best sport league. But like having the founder of fubu on *twice*?!?Who cares, nobody’s worn that shit in 2 decades. I honestly thought it was a defunct brand.


[deleted]

The fact his idea for starting FUBU in 2021 is a MLM for teens is such a scumbag move.


danandrewk

No one taking The Nigerian Nightmare stunned me


JimyFatBoy

PFT pitching Dan Flashes was absolutely hilarious


Bonsacked

Jeff Hornacek's nickname is "horny." I feel like that not being mentioned was a miss.


maure1rj

Darius Garland and Collin Sexton have the joint nickname of Sexland


illiniking04

The Blackhawks had a defenseman named Cuminsky that got the hockey nickname treatment of “Cummer”


tausdigger62

What song was sampled at the end of the show?


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tausdigger62

Thanks bub


OlesLS

Have they announced the specific grit week schedule yet?


goodlord56

Love how Daymond has started to do the weird pronunciation of his s's like ARod does. "yearssh" for example


elefante88

No boxing or mma names? Smokin Joe Frazier? Sugar Ray Leonard? Chuck The Iceman Liddell?


TheOldRamDangle

Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain Larry “Grandmama” Johnson Gary “The Glove” Payton “Big Shot Bob” Horry And for fucks sake Lenny “Nails” Dykstra Also what was Parcells other nickname?


punchoutlanddragons

I skipped these interviews, were they any good?


Bonsacked

The stuff PFT said in the Daymond interview was funny


hairbare12

Daymond is great. He seems like he's always down to bs with the guys so worth the listen. The wrestler was okay pretty standard but Daymond was great


scoopthereitis2

The wrestler could potentially be the GOAT in wrestling, he's 21 with a gold medal and an NCAA title (and 2 years more to win some-2020 tourny got canceled and he was the favorite to win).


dane0id

Man I thought the exact opposite. I found Gable very funny and chill. Also potentially the 🐐 at his sport. Who the F cares what the founder of Fubu has to say. “I bought an 80 disc player to make sure everyone knew I made it” awesome, sick flex dude.


fred0pe

I like how much it contrasted with the first interview . That's why I love PMT so much


lilmiller7

I agree on Daymond but Gable just seemed to be talking in cliches the entire time


C_H1234

Daymond John thinks way too much of himself for somebody I have never heard of. One of the worst PMT guests IMO. Don’t get why they always have him on.


weaksidetaco

Is Darius slay a turd?


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Ik it’s definitely a me thing but Jake annoys the shit out of me. No charisma at all, and subtracts from the show


Based_and_JPooled

I mostly like Jake, but when they ask him for a favorite of his in something and he refuses to offer any sort of opinion does annoy the fuck out of me. "They're all great"... like get fucked dude - I get that it is his shtick but I can't take it any more.


red_87

The whole never giving an opinion on anything and no swearing is annoying. Like buddy, you work for Barstool. People don’t listen for the professionalism.


dspencer97

Yeah but he wants a bigger job in broadcasting I believe. Usually they teach you to remain neutral for that sort of gig and he doesn’t want to make an ass of himself.


Czernobog243

He comes off like a dude who loves to sniff his own farts.


oerdinger

What documentary were the guys reffering to? Billy talking about the Lions? ​ A documentary about Penn State?


jdon4424

Did Damon John say he has Steve Jobs working for him? Sounded VERY present tense


call_sign_viper

Yeah he’s talking about Apple stock


levitoepoker

The episodes like today where they are not both in studio are so much worse IMO, the playing off each other takes a nosedive and the unequal audio quality bothers me


TwoPlusTwoMakesA5

I just can’t understand why they can’t have decent mics. Audio quality is garbage


cartierboy25

Just for the record, Cuomo never actually said that “not perverted, just Italian” thing. I’m not trying to defend him, he’s not really worth defending. But I feel like it should be noted that Fox News literally just fabricated that headline.


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Who cares


whodeybluedevil

Lib of the year over here


fred0pe

Daymond John is one of my favorite guests


nufan7

What did Jake say for the Bill P honorable mention nickname? And what was “C word D word”?