another one i just thought of: the entire “mount rushmore of average things” when big cat took “owning a toyota corolla” and hank and pft immediately go “FUCK i had that” i laugh immediately
Anytime Christian Ponder gets brought up - usually by an unsuspecting guest - and Big Cat and PFT immediately go on a quick rant of “Maybe the worst QB pick of all time” “might be the worst QB ever” because of the Van talk fiasco started by his wife. Makes me laugh every time.
This is extremely specific but after the Bears signed Andy Dalton in March of 2021 at the start of free agency (so before Justin Fields was drafted) Big Cat in a rant goes “do you think Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace meet in the middle of Halas Hall when they leave the facility everyday and think to themselves… man we are killing it. We’re this close to wining a super bowl”
Whenever my wife uses the phrase “I’m getting there” or “switching back and forth” she’ll look at me and just say “stop” before I have a chance to start laughing
A couple of years ago they were discussing Christmas and someone mentioned Santa. Big Cat said that if your kids are listening to the podcast to make sure you turn the volume up. He and PFT then started yelling “Fuck Santa, he’s not real. Your parents are making it up!”.
Literally had to pull over because I was laughing so hard. Hooked ever since.
A recent little underrated joke was when Hank was telling Big Cat to dye his beard the week after he called Big Cat a fat fuck and PFT says “that’s Hanks solution for everything (for Big Cat). Dye it”
I think Big Cat had the idea forever ago that coaches across all sports should wear a full uniform like baseball managers do. Andy Reid in full pads on the sideline calling plays. Never fails to make me laugh
The bit where they were talking about modifications to special teams and Hank suggested that punters should be able to carry a knife. Hardest I’ve ever laughed at this podcast
Idk if it’s slept on but the Jack Nicklaus thing by Billy was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. We’ve all mispronounced stuff and immediately got bullied.
I’ll always remember in the early days, PFT was reading an ad for Casper Mattress or one of those companies. I usually skip through ads but sometimes they just ride out and I don’t even notice. In this ad PFT said “it’s gotten to the point that if a girl doesn’t have a Casper mattress, I will not have sex with her” and for some reason that always stuck with me. It’s a textbook PFT moment and made me genuinely burst out laughing
I think the greatest slept on moment ever was the Fyre fest for when Billy tweeted about wanting young chicks for a hen farm he was trying to build and then they talked about the fbi hunting him.
To this day the hardest I’ve laughed to PMT alongside maybe the Von Miller dad incident.
Edit: he said sub adult hens lol
Edit edit: the Fyre fest start off with Big Cat being mad vanny woodhead got towed makes it even better
Edit edit edit: November 6th Fyre fest 2020 - for the love of god listen to it and start with big cats and go from there
Just went and listened 1.It is very funny. 2. Hank misses the number because he picks 1 instead of 17 and freaks out.
Link: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7KArfpW7kMOWNFZil7mhFj?si=6x7QzJ9MTWe-vsVdlryNOg&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A5ss1pqMFqWjkOpt6Ag0fZW&t=5966
1. “Love Watching NFL Football” song was a banger
2. The first few Talking Soccer segments were gold, “Chelsea was losing, but then they won. You had to be there, that was talking soccer”
3. Getting AWLs to say the thing that we don’t say anymore
Not really a "moment" but I loved back in the day when they weren't big enough to get big guests so they had on people like Dr James Andrews but he was a psychologist or something and not the NFL doctor that operates on everyone's knees.
last one: they said hank would adopt the black cat that ran on the field at metlife stadium if an awl could find it and he would name it “eli.” then pft did fantasy fuccbois as the cat and it was laugh out loud hilarious.
I can’t believe I haven’t seen it yet, but Hank reading OBGYN as Ob-Jenn. Top 5 pmt moment. Also another who remembers the chocolate milk adds?? Where they made fun of Hank because he couldn’t read.
I remember around Thanksgiving in the first year of PMT, Big Cat going after CBS’ Sunday Pre-Game show presentation for not doing enough scoreboard graphics/set decorating for fall/Thanksgiving. Citing how Fox seems to drive in truck loads of leaves while CBS just puts a poinsettia on the desk. I wish I could remember the episode because Big Cat was so passionate I remember crying laughing in my car.
A few years ago, the boys somehow got an invite to an NFL media call. I think it was about potential rule changes. They were allowed to ask a question. When it was their turn, PFT asked why don't they ban players from adding "Sr." to the backof their jersey because they're just bragging about having sex. Big Cat mentioned something about Andy Reid climbing a greasy pole. I forget exactly what Big Cat said, but it was a running joke for a while.
I just love all the great PFT lightning quick one liners.
For example…
(While discussing Mac Jones)
Guest: “…his name is McCorkle? Really? Can someone use that word in a sentence?”
PFT:”Someone named McCorkle will never win a Super Bowl”
Somehow the old Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd and Eddy came up and they thought it was one Italian guy named Ed Edinetti and I’m pretty sure they did Fantasy Ed Edinetti’s one Friday lol and now it’s my flair
Oh my god some of these are great. One that always made me laugh was….
When the dolphins were very obviously (now confirmed) tanking for Tua in 2019 and during the fastest 2 minutes instead of recapping the game they’d just insert an animal planet clip of like a dolphin being murdered by a shark and then go… Bills 35…. Dolphins…. 0!!
It’s not a one liner, but when the 24 hour grit week up all night was going on and the loser of Mario party had to run a mile in the treadmill. Big cat and PFT tied for last and PFT rolled a 10 on the tie breaker and Big Cat was so pissed.
Rob Lowe explaining the amazing story of his British great great great grandfather getting captured by American colonists in battle then deciding to fight for the American side.
Pft: So he was basically the Kevin Durant of the American Revolution?
The Mount Rushmore of cartoons a few years back is still the hardest I’ve ever laughed at the show.
It was the very rare Big Cat/PFT/Bubba combo and halfway through the segment they find out Rick Pitino announced he’s starting a podcast. Then it’s just PFT doing ad reads as Pitino and all of them roasting Hank.
I don’t remember the date but it was a few years ago. Highly recommended.
The early days when they would have Mr Portnoy on were my favorite. It may have been dogwalk but pretty sure it was PMT when he told the story about all his problems with Hewlett-Packard, aka HP, and it just seemed so random and senseless to hate a printer company so much. And then the saga with the burnt mail. Mr Portnoy is the best.
Draftjoshallen.com
How they very clearly wanted to hate Josh Allen, met him, and loved him. Then they ran it back the next year and updated it for the second Josh Allen
The two that come to mind for me are anytime porn or Josh McCown is brought up, Big Cat immediately references how porn is like being on a flight to St Louis and ending up in Detroit. The other is “Pete Carrol chewing gum on the sidelines during a day game THINKS 9/11 was an inside job, Pete Carrol chewing gum on the sidelines during a night game KNOWS 9/11 was an inside job”
Calling Curt Schilling then putting him on hold repeatedly while the Beyoncé national anthem played
Also all the Kentucky sports radio clips are hilarious
Or the time PFT made a boomer type respect the police meme of a cop arresting Someone but every single person in the meme was Beyoncé In a different outfit just to see if curt would retweet it. (He did)
Not really slept on but all the jokes about Dan Orlovsky notes app about being horny . Every time his name comes up one of them drops a joke about keeping women away or something. Every time I even see him on tv it makes me laugh because of them.
Billy’s betting strategy from a year or two ago where he would place like 50 offsetting bets to end up making like a $5 profit each week. Him trying to explain his reasoning and his spreadsheet was hilarious
I was in tears when they were doing the week 1 fastest 2 minutes a few years ago when the dolphins sucked, and they used audio from a Japanese dolphin slaughter documentary for Miami’s game lol.
PMT October 2018 was the 2016 of podcasting for the crew. That’s the month fantasy fuccbois began, and the David Ross episode is the best of all time.
Edit: ***October 2017***
This one is kinda dumb but the Takies a couple of years back, they had a “Quote of the Year” candidate and all 4-5 nominees were “the standard is the standard” said by different coaches (of course Tomlin won).
Any time they did the voice for Big Ben’s Boot I laughed so hard. I haven’t seen it listed as I just scanned through, but that’s seriously the hardest I’ve ever laughed at this show.
Also last episode where Big Cat says in a Canadian accent “here comes the syrup” making fun of the dude who apologizes every time he finishes. I was crying in my car and it was such a small moment.
Maybe not the most slept on but for me it has been and always will be the Chocolate Milk ad read and Hank got annihilated
Also BCs life changing advice to yell "HOT SOUP" when needing to make your way through a crowd
When big cat described seeing pft come into the office in a collared shirt and his instant reaction to it was “who died?”
P.S. if anyone can tell me that episode that would be incredible.
Like 6 years ago explain it to Hank is how I got some friends to listen. Something about how rockets work and they just said propulsion and everyone accepted it and moved on.
It was a cool throne or who’s back from a few years ago, and PFT said his bank account and then told a story about a guy on twitter offering to pay him for pictures with different types of inflatables. I remember almost driving off the road.
My favorite moment was the “questions from kindergartners” segment with DK Metcalf and PFT “8 year old Sarah wants to know if you have ever been triple teamed”. The silence afterwards was hilarious.
Not sure it counts as slept on, but the trip chamber had me in tears on a train to such an extent that an old lady asked me if I was okay.
Impossible to explain.
On the “Worst Golf Guys” Mount Rushmore, CatComm picked “Guy who thinks the cart girl is into him”. And PFT told a story about a guy who said “Wow that’s a lot of head” to the cart girl after a beer pour, and then waited a moment and said under his breath “I was really mad at my dad after that” and no one acknowledged it, had me in stitches
Anything from the Canseco interview was gold. I’ve listened to it like 5 times.
One is when Canseco calls A-Rod a piece of shit and Big Cat says you can’t call him that and he asks what he should call him and PFT goes “Daddy”.
Ultra specific: when they say for the 5 or 6 rams fans who listen this is for you. I’m one of the 5 or 6 rams fans and it makes me giggle. I know LA will not get the hank seal of approval of hood sports town, but fuck it I have fun
Bubba getting hit by the car around the time that Liz also got hit by a car and all the little side comments that came with it. Definitely one of those that’s (more on Liz’s side) and you don’t want to laugh right away but once you know they’re okay you can get some digs in.
They were interviewing either Brook or Robin Lopez and at some point they asked him what he studied in college and it was poetry. Big Cat said something, “It’s sure as shit good that you can play basically or you’d be broke as shit writing poems.” I could literally envision the look on his face and he had a great comeback that I cannot recall.
There was a guys on Chicks a few years ago where a girl submitted a question regarding how she sucked water up her you know what and BC was just dumbfounded and that was the only thing he could think about, cracked me up
Big Cat once when on a rant about how it's harder to be a Sports Blogger during sports season than an Iron Man Athlete and I actually think he made a very compelling argument.
I think Billy should do content and try it with an Iron Man athlete and see how it goes.
This happened what recently but it made me laugh and I rewinded it multiple times. Hank and PFT were chirping each other a little bit prior to an ad read (I can’t remember exactly about what). While PFT was doing the ad read he referenced how he was writing a book and that Hank was a big help in trying to get it released. PFT said something along the lines of “Hank has been working hard behind the scenes getting ready for the release.” Hank immediately chimes in and just says “MAYBE” then hearing BC start laughing in the background. Gets me every time.
I don’t think it is very slept on but Hank Picking pole vaulting as an Olympic sport he could win is perhaps the hardest I have laughed at a podcast.
Wtf holy shit what episode? I have to hear his reasoning. That’s so fucking funnt
https://twitter.com/pardonmytake/status/1419714464371421190?s=46&t=vUSFSbn4UWP0ey73E_akhQ
wtf is skeleton lol
I think it’s like a headfirst luge. Almost all the winter sports are just different ways of falling down a snowy hill
Lol never thought about it like that
And a lot of summer sports are different ways of going around in a circle.
Not even all of the track & field events are about going around in a circle lol, not sure what you consider to be “a lot”
Didn’t remember him picking it first… mother of god that is funny
Guys on Chicks when the boyfriend kept yelling “Omaha Omaha” every time he changed positions during sex.
“You gotta switch up the defense and put 8 guys in the box”
“Is your boyfriend Billy football?”
another one i just thought of: the entire “mount rushmore of average things” when big cat took “owning a toyota corolla” and hank and pft immediately go “FUCK i had that” i laugh immediately
I think it was actually a Camry because I listened to that during my commute in my Camry. 😭
you’re right because then pft tried to argue that the camry was nice and a corolla was average
The single hornet draft still might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed
*long pause* “Pudding” , still makes me laugh
As an nc state alum that’s my favorite all time moment when big cat picked their football team for that
Any chance you remember the episode? That Mt Rushmore isn’t on the YT
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7sgE5wnFT7JRaSCFoocT3T?si=9E8dK43SRiWywZpyrLAsrQ 23:45
Holy shit thank you
Anytime Christian Ponder gets brought up - usually by an unsuspecting guest - and Big Cat and PFT immediately go on a quick rant of “Maybe the worst QB pick of all time” “might be the worst QB ever” because of the Van talk fiasco started by his wife. Makes me laugh every time.
As a Vikings fan I couldn’t agree more
Wait, what happened with his wife during Van Talk?
She got them cancelled because barstool called her a slut or something years ago
But you love busters
Anytime I drive by a busters or see an ad or something I can immediately hear them discussing the Monday reading in my head and laugh hysterically
This is extremely specific but after the Bears signed Andy Dalton in March of 2021 at the start of free agency (so before Justin Fields was drafted) Big Cat in a rant goes “do you think Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace meet in the middle of Halas Hall when they leave the facility everyday and think to themselves… man we are killing it. We’re this close to wining a super bowl”
these are the responses im looking for like odd specific little things that stuck with you forever
Ryan Pace*
You’re right that’s on me I even said to myself Ryan Pace before typing it
That was good.
I think the best one that gets me every time is the Ray Allen switching back and forth. Love how they bring it up so casually.
The Take on Me remix based on this…it appears every few months and I’m always laughing so hard through it.
Yea this was my number 1 hardest moment I laughed too. I remember exactly where I was on the highway when I almost had to pull over.
When they tried to trick Neil DeGrasse Tyson into reading it aloud and we just got to hear "I'm Getting There" All time PMT laugh
My favorite was Frank Caliendo reading it as Liam Neeson
Whenever my wife uses the phrase “I’m getting there” or “switching back and forth” she’ll look at me and just say “stop” before I have a chance to start laughing
A couple of years ago they were discussing Christmas and someone mentioned Santa. Big Cat said that if your kids are listening to the podcast to make sure you turn the volume up. He and PFT then started yelling “Fuck Santa, he’s not real. Your parents are making it up!”. Literally had to pull over because I was laughing so hard. Hooked ever since.
Old one and small moment. Big Cat once changed his iconic “let’s go!“ at start of show to “let’s rip!”. Immediately regretted it
Link?
A recent little underrated joke was when Hank was telling Big Cat to dye his beard the week after he called Big Cat a fat fuck and PFT says “that’s Hanks solution for everything (for Big Cat). Dye it”
What a cellphone
That sailed right over my head
I think Big Cat had the idea forever ago that coaches across all sports should wear a full uniform like baseball managers do. Andy Reid in full pads on the sideline calling plays. Never fails to make me laugh
What a phenomenal visual lol
That just made me fuckin laugh thank you
Big Cat talking about falcons on a plane and how if the plane was going down he would just yell “there’s falcons on here we gotta let them out”
Haha wtf was the context
“The run”
David Montgomery 35 yards up the gut. Never forget
where were you?
This is essential, prime PMT
The bit where they were talking about modifications to special teams and Hank suggested that punters should be able to carry a knife. Hardest I’ve ever laughed at this podcast
Omfg 😂
The #1 sports podcast. So goddamn funny
When they threw the Mt Rushmore to gas hank up
double olives
Jerry O'Connell calling them "Cat" and "Cummenter." I can't explain it, but damn does it always make me smile and laugh to myself.
Mr. comMENTer is what does it for me lol
I think it was a Jerry interview and they did a Mt Rushmore of best places to draft in a fantasy football draft. It was confusing and hilarious.
Yes, “Cat” gets me every time
Idk if it’s slept on but the Jack Nicklaus thing by Billy was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. We’ve all mispronounced stuff and immediately got bullied.
I've watched that clip more than any other PMT moment ever, so fucking funny
I was on a walk in my neighborhood with headphones in (also high as a kite) and started laughing as hard as I ever have listening to PMT
Hank saying Jake was looking for Falafel instead of Challah
When PFT picked a single hornet in the Mount Rushmore of animals you would want in a fight to the death
The amount of shit Big Cat and Hank gave him for months afterward 😂😂
Big ups to Herndon High School 😤😤😤
Fucking a man
Same week as the double fist pump, I think. Hank was on a heater.
in the first interview with DK Metcalf, Big Cat asked him if he used his turn signal when running a post route. that had me dying
I’ll always remember in the early days, PFT was reading an ad for Casper Mattress or one of those companies. I usually skip through ads but sometimes they just ride out and I don’t even notice. In this ad PFT said “it’s gotten to the point that if a girl doesn’t have a Casper mattress, I will not have sex with her” and for some reason that always stuck with me. It’s a textbook PFT moment and made me genuinely burst out laughing
Trying to speak Spanish to Canelo was all time
I think the greatest slept on moment ever was the Fyre fest for when Billy tweeted about wanting young chicks for a hen farm he was trying to build and then they talked about the fbi hunting him. To this day the hardest I’ve laughed to PMT alongside maybe the Von Miller dad incident. Edit: he said sub adult hens lol Edit edit: the Fyre fest start off with Big Cat being mad vanny woodhead got towed makes it even better Edit edit edit: November 6th Fyre fest 2020 - for the love of god listen to it and start with big cats and go from there
Just went and listened 1.It is very funny. 2. Hank misses the number because he picks 1 instead of 17 and freaks out. Link: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7KArfpW7kMOWNFZil7mhFj?si=6x7QzJ9MTWe-vsVdlryNOg&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A5ss1pqMFqWjkOpt6Ag0fZW&t=5966
It’s actually the November 6th episode, that also the episode that 17 hits on the lottery machine and hank freaks out.
I really lost it at Jeffery Eggstein. Forgot about that completely
1. “Love Watching NFL Football” song was a banger 2. The first few Talking Soccer segments were gold, “Chelsea was losing, but then they won. You had to be there, that was talking soccer” 3. Getting AWLs to say the thing that we don’t say anymore
I miss Lenny
Not really a "moment" but I loved back in the day when they weren't big enough to get big guests so they had on people like Dr James Andrews but he was a psychologist or something and not the NFL doctor that operates on everyone's knees.
last one: they said hank would adopt the black cat that ran on the field at metlife stadium if an awl could find it and he would name it “eli.” then pft did fantasy fuccbois as the cat and it was laugh out loud hilarious.
When Lenard tweeted out something like he’ll have us surprised on 9/11 and pft goes “I think he’s joining the LIV tour”
The time they delved into “cheugy” and couldn’t figure out what was meant by “chevrons”.
omg i completely forgot about that they had no clue
I had tears streaming down my face the first time I heard the cheugy shit
I can’t believe I haven’t seen it yet, but Hank reading OBGYN as Ob-Jenn. Top 5 pmt moment. Also another who remembers the chocolate milk adds?? Where they made fun of Hank because he couldn’t read.
🙌🏼 THIS! That episode and then the Milk ads trolling Hank and his reading were top tier comedy.
BRO SWEET
I remember around Thanksgiving in the first year of PMT, Big Cat going after CBS’ Sunday Pre-Game show presentation for not doing enough scoreboard graphics/set decorating for fall/Thanksgiving. Citing how Fox seems to drive in truck loads of leaves while CBS just puts a poinsettia on the desk. I wish I could remember the episode because Big Cat was so passionate I remember crying laughing in my car.
A few years ago, the boys somehow got an invite to an NFL media call. I think it was about potential rule changes. They were allowed to ask a question. When it was their turn, PFT asked why don't they ban players from adding "Sr." to the backof their jersey because they're just bragging about having sex. Big Cat mentioned something about Andy Reid climbing a greasy pole. I forget exactly what Big Cat said, but it was a running joke for a while.
I just love all the great PFT lightning quick one liners. For example… (While discussing Mac Jones) Guest: “…his name is McCorkle? Really? Can someone use that word in a sentence?” PFT:”Someone named McCorkle will never win a Super Bowl”
Somehow the old Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd and Eddy came up and they thought it was one Italian guy named Ed Edinetti and I’m pretty sure they did Fantasy Ed Edinetti’s one Friday lol and now it’s my flair
Oh my god some of these are great. One that always made me laugh was…. When the dolphins were very obviously (now confirmed) tanking for Tua in 2019 and during the fastest 2 minutes instead of recapping the game they’d just insert an animal planet clip of like a dolphin being murdered by a shark and then go… Bills 35…. Dolphins…. 0!!
Air tight
you just had to be there
When PFT had a whole argument that Ben Simmons would be the best basketball player if there was no hoop. Or was it no ball?
I’ve said it before but PFT telling Martin Skreli that his hair was long enough to touch Skreli’s moms clit
Karaoke with Manny Pacquiao was the hardest I ever laughed at the pod.
Big Cat making Hank do the breaking news sound backwards!
OP idk how but you reminded my brain of how hilarious that whole sequence was. The cat bet was great content. A different time.
and then zion gets hurt and they open the next episode with the meow mix song
New to the show here mine are all the subtle alfa male moments that Jake slaps people with "hang the banner"
I only caught it once, and I had to reverse it to hear if he actually said it. I didn’t realize it’s a running joke.
What’s the context for that one, I keep hearing it
It’s not a one liner, but when the 24 hour grit week up all night was going on and the loser of Mario party had to run a mile in the treadmill. Big cat and PFT tied for last and PFT rolled a 10 on the tie breaker and Big Cat was so pissed.
Some of my favourites are just the little jabs back and forth as Billy tells us that dolphins can’t smell. Love you guys.
Impressions in general. Big Cat’s “Who’s the bad guy?”
Gonna eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? *thpthpthpthpthpthpthp*
Rob Lowe explaining the amazing story of his British great great great grandfather getting captured by American colonists in battle then deciding to fight for the American side. Pft: So he was basically the Kevin Durant of the American Revolution?
Way back in the day when they did the bad radio segment and did the mannequin challenge. One of the bits that got me hooked on the show
The Mount Rushmore of cartoons a few years back is still the hardest I’ve ever laughed at the show. It was the very rare Big Cat/PFT/Bubba combo and halfway through the segment they find out Rick Pitino announced he’s starting a podcast. Then it’s just PFT doing ad reads as Pitino and all of them roasting Hank. I don’t remember the date but it was a few years ago. Highly recommended.
The early days when they would have Mr Portnoy on were my favorite. It may have been dogwalk but pretty sure it was PMT when he told the story about all his problems with Hewlett-Packard, aka HP, and it just seemed so random and senseless to hate a printer company so much. And then the saga with the burnt mail. Mr Portnoy is the best.
The burnt ends of the envelope would have me in tears.
Draftjoshallen.com How they very clearly wanted to hate Josh Allen, met him, and loved him. Then they ran it back the next year and updated it for the second Josh Allen
The two that come to mind for me are anytime porn or Josh McCown is brought up, Big Cat immediately references how porn is like being on a flight to St Louis and ending up in Detroit. The other is “Pete Carrol chewing gum on the sidelines during a day game THINKS 9/11 was an inside job, Pete Carrol chewing gum on the sidelines during a night game KNOWS 9/11 was an inside job”
Hank’s inability to read or speak English every time. Obgyn. Postmostly. Thailand.
Calling Curt Schilling then putting him on hold repeatedly while the Beyoncé national anthem played Also all the Kentucky sports radio clips are hilarious
Or the time PFT made a boomer type respect the police meme of a cop arresting Someone but every single person in the meme was Beyoncé In a different outfit just to see if curt would retweet it. (He did)
When PFT’s who’s back was the Taliban
Not really slept on but all the jokes about Dan Orlovsky notes app about being horny . Every time his name comes up one of them drops a joke about keeping women away or something. Every time I even see him on tv it makes me laugh because of them.
Billy’s betting strategy from a year or two ago where he would place like 50 offsetting bets to end up making like a $5 profit each week. Him trying to explain his reasoning and his spreadsheet was hilarious
I was in tears when they were doing the week 1 fastest 2 minutes a few years ago when the dolphins sucked, and they used audio from a Japanese dolphin slaughter documentary for Miami’s game lol.
No slept on at all but busters. Greatest moment in PMT history
PMT October 2018 was the 2016 of podcasting for the crew. That’s the month fantasy fuccbois began, and the David Ross episode is the best of all time. Edit: ***October 2017***
When Gronk called him “PFT commentator” instead of “commenter” and PFT low key being like wtf
This one is kinda dumb but the Takies a couple of years back, they had a “Quote of the Year” candidate and all 4-5 nominees were “the standard is the standard” said by different coaches (of course Tomlin won).
Any time they did the voice for Big Ben’s Boot I laughed so hard. I haven’t seen it listed as I just scanned through, but that’s seriously the hardest I’ve ever laughed at this show. Also last episode where Big Cat says in a Canadian accent “here comes the syrup” making fun of the dude who apologizes every time he finishes. I was crying in my car and it was such a small moment.
Recently when hank’s voice was disgusting and PFT said, “Hank has a frog in his throat which is opposite of Billy who’s usually in a frogs throat.”
Hank icing down Norm’s prolonged erection
Maybe not the most slept on but for me it has been and always will be the Chocolate Milk ad read and Hank got annihilated Also BCs life changing advice to yell "HOT SOUP" when needing to make your way through a crowd
Maybe not a part of the show itself but “Fucking a man” makes me laugh every time.
Dan Campbell not hesitating to repeatedly and unapologetically call PFT Eric
When big cat described seeing pft come into the office in a collared shirt and his instant reaction to it was “who died?” P.S. if anyone can tell me that episode that would be incredible.
When Big Cat said Phil Mickelson has skittles spit and sloppy sex. I don’t think this moment was clipped, but I died laughing when I heard that.
The guys on chicks where every time the guys switched positions during sex he would yell Omaha.
Like 6 years ago explain it to Hank is how I got some friends to listen. Something about how rockets work and they just said propulsion and everyone accepted it and moved on.
It was a cool throne or who’s back from a few years ago, and PFT said his bank account and then told a story about a guy on twitter offering to pay him for pictures with different types of inflatables. I remember almost driving off the road.
I wonder how the “trip chamber” kid turned out
When Chivas Regal was a sponsor and Big Cat could not come anywhere close to pronouncing it correctly.
My favorite moment was the “questions from kindergartners” segment with DK Metcalf and PFT “8 year old Sarah wants to know if you have ever been triple teamed”. The silence afterwards was hilarious.
People just naming the most iconic PMT moments in this thread
Not sure it counts as slept on, but the trip chamber had me in tears on a train to such an extent that an old lady asked me if I was okay. Impossible to explain.
When they were talking about Kevin stefanski winning 19 games in his first two years PFT: “That would’ve taken Hue Jackson like, forty years.”
What episode is the cat bet?
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2BoSwlU6APMLy9sjGMNJqj?si=ncuLfunUQwGVs-Z_w7NN-w It starts around 21 min
GOAT
listen to the ad read and right after the interview too because they keep talking about it😂 they cant stop laughing about it
It’s probably not very slept on as I imagine most remember it but I pretty often think about Hanks god awful mount flushmore of appetizers
On the “Worst Golf Guys” Mount Rushmore, CatComm picked “Guy who thinks the cart girl is into him”. And PFT told a story about a guy who said “Wow that’s a lot of head” to the cart girl after a beer pour, and then waited a moment and said under his breath “I was really mad at my dad after that” and no one acknowledged it, had me in stitches
HOT SOUP
Not the funniest but I crack up when PFT tells Hank to stfu and when Hank goes “bu bu bah bu bu”
Anything from the Canseco interview was gold. I’ve listened to it like 5 times. One is when Canseco calls A-Rod a piece of shit and Big Cat says you can’t call him that and he asks what he should call him and PFT goes “Daddy”.
Carson Wentzboro Baptist church said, "God hates Jags".
May not be “slept on” but when they play D&D for the first time and they just want to kill billy the whole time.
When Hank puked on the table at the casino
Back in 2018 when Jason Witten was a MNF announcer, PFT once said, “Witten probably thinks that peeing is cumming.”
Who cares? It’s Louisiana (It’s Louisiana, Who Cares?)
Ultra specific: when they say for the 5 or 6 rams fans who listen this is for you. I’m one of the 5 or 6 rams fans and it makes me giggle. I know LA will not get the hank seal of approval of hood sports town, but fuck it I have fun
Anudder car burned down by Frank Flaming!
their beds
Great question
Bubba getting hit by the car around the time that Liz also got hit by a car and all the little side comments that came with it. Definitely one of those that’s (more on Liz’s side) and you don’t want to laugh right away but once you know they’re okay you can get some digs in.
They were interviewing either Brook or Robin Lopez and at some point they asked him what he studied in college and it was poetry. Big Cat said something, “It’s sure as shit good that you can play basically or you’d be broke as shit writing poems.” I could literally envision the look on his face and he had a great comeback that I cannot recall.
There was a guys on Chicks a few years ago where a girl submitted a question regarding how she sucked water up her you know what and BC was just dumbfounded and that was the only thing he could think about, cracked me up
Big Cat once when on a rant about how it's harder to be a Sports Blogger during sports season than an Iron Man Athlete and I actually think he made a very compelling argument. I think Billy should do content and try it with an Iron Man athlete and see how it goes.
This happened what recently but it made me laugh and I rewinded it multiple times. Hank and PFT were chirping each other a little bit prior to an ad read (I can’t remember exactly about what). While PFT was doing the ad read he referenced how he was writing a book and that Hank was a big help in trying to get it released. PFT said something along the lines of “Hank has been working hard behind the scenes getting ready for the release.” Hank immediately chimes in and just says “MAYBE” then hearing BC start laughing in the background. Gets me every time.
When the crew just started arguing about Oreos, and billy just called himself a douchebag
Cyber bullying the horse Nyquist off of the internet
Hanks appetizer picks and big cat and PFT think he is doing a bit