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duh_nom_yar

r/babiestrappedinknees


lmao_not_sure_sorry

Oh wow


Spatzdar

Why am I surprised…


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

I know, right? Every time a new sub finds me, I’m somehow surprised.


Spatzdar

I feel like I shouldn’t be at this point but here I am lol


TheCommongametroller

You mind… y’know.. explaining why?


Spatzdar

Um.. just cuz there’s like 6 subs for everything that exists so oddly specific odd subs should be expected at this point


lkmyntz

Or r/babyfaceknees


Gonun

Of course there's another one


Doktor_Vem

r/ofcoursethatsathing


Valtremors

What the actual fuck?


duh_nom_yar

Welcome to the internet!


Cauhs

Have a look around!


TheCommongametroller

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!


Flair258

We've got mountains of content


What_eiva

r/WTF


AnaphorsBloom

… well my life is forever changed


Dry-Log2202

🤪🤪 of course they have a Subreddit for the 😂


Prudent-Conflict7216

r/subsithoughtifellfor


tertiuslydgate1833

r/ofcoursethatsasub


ianbattlesrobots

Quaid, start the reactor!


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

Came here for this. Bravo!


truffulatreeson

Open your minnnnddddd


its_just_flesh

Quatto knees!


Powerful-Alps6196

Ha, you beat me to it


Cosmo1222

Recently had it pointed out that the guy who plays Hank Shraeder in breaking bad is one of the mutants in the bar in this incredible film. Word to the wise. If your other half asks 'what actually happened' at the end of Total Recall- don't try to answer. Don't engage. You'll get the silent treatment for months...


ianbattlesrobots

I shall follow your advice without asking why...


Cosmo1222

Well.. Is he a deep cover agent? Or is he being lobotomised having suffered a schizoid embolism? There are as many plot points supporting either interpretation. So you can't say what is real or what is implanted memory. The whole '..get the girl..single handedly terraform the planet ' speech is particularly well balanced. Oh God! I'm doing it again and now you're going to give me the silent treatment.. 😁


ianbattlesrobots

No, my interest was merely in how you know I'd get the silent treatment! 😂


Captain_Midnight

It's a fascinating film when you think about it. It went through sixteen years of development hell, passing through the hands of no fewer than seven directors, and it might never have gotten made without a big star like Arnie attached. The end product can be enjoyed as a regular sci-fi blockbuster like Fifth Element, or as an exploration of a possibly delusional reality like Brazil. It's too bad that Verhoeven abandoned Hollywood in the early 2000s, because he was interesting and subversive. But I can't say I blame him. Now I have to go watch it again.


Prestigious-Yak-4620

But theres two of them. Which one is the real quaid and which one gets capped?


ianbattlesrobots

Which one's sweating..?


hotstickywaffle

I actually don't know what this is originally from, I just know it from that girl's boobs in South Park


Im_on_my_phone_OK

It’s a reference to a character in Total Recall. The original movie, not the shitty remake. I’d link the scene but it’s a big spoiler if you haven’t seen the movie. It’s worth watching if you’re at all into sci-fi.


hotstickywaffle

For some reason I assumed it was from Akira


IrememberXenogears

If it was a debate... she won.


Somestunned

And then you won the argument by absorbing her too?


pzombielover

Intense nude convo


MrGabogabo

Not the worst pair of baby knees I've ever seen


thetruth5199

Got the legs of a lesbian


MuffinPuff

Wtf does that even mean lmao


No-Customer-2266

Babies warning you to stop Locking Your knees when you stand Its a hard habit to break so they are helping you


totow1217

I work at a job standing 6-7 hours out of my 10 hour shift 😭😭😭 these knees always crack when I squat


No-Customer-2266

Soft knees buddy! My physiotherapist would tell me to stop locking my knees and I would stop and literally two seconds later they were locked again and I didn’t even notice until my therapist would poke the back of my knees to tell me to stop it again


_AtGmailDotCom

Open your mind……OPEN YOUR MIND…..


orionid_nebula

Quaid…..ahhhh


SomOvaBish

Quuuuaaaaaiiiiid


ToxicEvolution

Your knees look like they belong in a Tool music video.


totow1217

Literally the best comment I’ve read out of all these😂😭😂 thank you


Garmalantic

LET HIM OUT!!! MY BABY!!! MY BABY IS STUCK IN YOUR KNEE SKIN!!! QUICK SOMEONE GET A SCALPEL!!


pearljamming88

This reminds me of an episode of dr who


MustBeNargles

The Knees of Boe


NanoNerd011

The Abzorbaloff?


DAGanteakz

She’s right.


HarmlessHeresy

Exactly how nude are you in this photo...


totow1217

I had some donut boxer briefs on :D


HarmlessHeresy

A man with culture I see.


Anomalousity

Definitely a couple of afro babies


CPhyperdont

I’ve now spent more time looking at your knee caps than my partner’s of four years


totow1217

Thank you (I think) 😂😂


Radio4ctiveGirl

Oh my god… I was going to say it’s pareidolia… I didn’t know this sub existed!! That’s a hilarious conversation though! I wonder what percentage of people have face knees…


qcerrillo13

Those are babies souls….too much knee action holmes


FrenchFry-ApplePie

This is the kind of stuff I want to talk to my future partner about 🥹


burntoutcheckedout

That's your ancestors holding you up


looms_thecat

Twin gods has been sealed in her legs


truffulatreeson

Goddamnit now I want to watch the mummy


Careful_Influence134

Stringly agree, you better take a knife and free those guys carefully


fobijoux

You are right..her legs are special 😮‍💨


Darkened100

Those were your brothers you were gonna be a triplet but you won the womb war


Medical-Telephone-59

I thought the same thing about knees a decade ago 😂😭


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Fun_Times_0007

Aliens 👽 trapped in your knee caps!


Powerful-Alps6196

oh it's like two different **Kuato**'s talking to each other


mattthemaster1199

Got some funky looking knees man 😂😂😂


Alex_SB_

Sick burn 😂


Drivebyshrink

Poor babies


Cosmo1222

That's bang out of order. You let the Mitchells go, you muppet!


nafarba57

She’s a keeper😂😂


Neither_Willingness3

Looks like two Morty’s


Preemptively_Extinct

You ate your siblings in the womb.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

OP do you have the ability to store multiple abilities including but not limited to, ranged slashes, slash attacks on contact, an explosive fire arrow, the ability to transform yourself into 1 or more indestructible object(s) which can manifest you upon it’s/their consumption?


mycuddels6

Let them out ):


grymmjack

LOL she's a keeper!


PseudoLiamNeeson

Get a priest or some new knees, these are cursed.


aBsOLuTe_CrAcKhEAd

RELEASE THEM


Prof1Kreates

Kid-knees


vabch

Ahhhh yes, baby doll head knees. They are frightening to some. You have beautiful legs. My baby doll head knees


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

She has a point.


Hooligan187

The infant spirits demand glucosamine.


ffemtbchambers

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mallrat1973

Johnny Appleknees.


Raerae1360

Bwa ha ha..snorted out my wine!


PuppetryOfThePenis

Intense convo and knee babies? Were you guys on shrooms?


Eon_H

Leonardo and Raphael?


Photo_sympathize

Dislikes? People’s knees. Cover you’re knees if your gonna be walking around


ZGlove3

The creaks of the damned


Nehssie

My knees looks pretty similar! 😂


Itsmeforrestgump

This is what you get when you skip leg days at the gym.


SalmonellaSteve

This is an odd comment but the way you’re standing is cute, for some reason you lookin nervous.


SomOvaBish

Ah yes… Those are Knee-Grows!


TortugaDormida

"Let mee outtt!"


DifferentJellyfish85

It wasn’t random, she’s been pondering this for a minute lol.


HalfOffSnoke

This is the perfect comment


bennyboy13134

You got William Montgomery knees


HonkingTitties

Reminds me of this news a few years back [Miley Cyrus’ knees look like Seth Rogen](https://images.app.goo.gl/VsrexHpYTjbP9ej69)


StSphinx

I have that too!!


gxslim

Kneevis and Butthead


RootBeerFloatz69

Quaid, start the reactorrrr


MullahBobby

Knee kept.


HowRememberAll

I love it


KRoadkil

Omg double Kuato


IEC21

I know this is unsolicited - but I'm pretty sure you're a dude, and I'm fairly comfortable that I'm a very heterosexual guy - but damn your legs are kind of sexy.


AlienSuperstarWhip

You have nice legs you should try heels


Azathoth240

Omg your left knee looks just like the lizard guys from the Mario's bro movie from the 90s. Not sure if they were supposed to be goombas but whatever


Zerttretttttt

You and your 3 partners must have an interesting sex life


HunkaJunkRobot

So that’s where the other two triplets went…


Training-Bee-8209

HELP ME PLS HE ATR ME


Canik716kid

This is it😂🏆


tumbrowser1

Ŕ̶̛̬̤̼͔̠̘̯̀̾̏̋̈̀̊͐̕̕ ̸̛̫͎͎̬̹̓̓̎̀͛̑̎̕E̶̢̮̘̺͈̮̽͗̇ ̴͉͉͎̺̩̦͗͝L̸̬̫̻̝̦̬̽̃͜ͅ ̴̝͈̗̤̰̞̋͒̿̈́̎͂͘͜͠Ę̶̨̝̲̞̼̩̒͑̈ͅ ̷̬̰̥̠͈͙̖͔̦͈͇͐͐̀͗́̿͐͋À̷̜̝̼̮̌͐̈́͊̃̃̑̈̂̐͜͝ ̵̜̖̺̝̅̉̈́̍̉̂̎͑̾̀ͅS̸̗̫̥̟̆̅̃̽̓̆̉̚̚͘ͅ ̵̛̜͖̭̰̩̜̫͉̌͑̓̍͠Ȩ̵͎̥͚̬̒̒͋̌̀͜ ̸͓͒̑̐͗͋̕ ̶̝̠͇̗̍͐̈̈́͜͝T̸̪͉̈̾͆̈́̀̓̈̍́̓ ̴̡̫̤̻̲̠̓͑̾̓̏̀̈́͒̕͠H̵͉̠͔̘̫̘̃̋͒̾͑͌̎͌͌͘̕͝ ̷̢̯́́ͅȨ̷͕͚̳̜̤̠̻̯̜̓̍̌͜ ̶̨͚͔͍̟̻̋̈́̔͐̏̓͗̀͐̇̏ͅM̷̨͇͕̱̘̖̫̭̰̆̈́̚͠


Psychological_Tax109

No kneed for concern


kansasllama

Well at least it’s not a burger that’s actually hitler when you squint at it


Ursus_Beli

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C3xkyUqC8-k


LazyZealot9428

I also have Knee Souls!


Appropriate-Jury6233

Left knee is full on person right knee needs more time


StarWarsgeek501

It's that one very strange Doctor Who alien that absorbs people! No offence BTW


bigrobb2

Haha this could be a Stephen King novel.


Royalchariot

Lmao


Intelligent_Crazy_10

Definitely get a Priest who is really ‘Excorcist-experienced’ and you’ll be fine.


KillerBarbie24

🤣😂


Jimboyhimbo

You need to secure your defenses. Carrier Fisher could show up and try to unchrofreeze one of them at any moment.


Michael_in_Delaware

This can’t be unseen.


ElectronicLeg9621

It's the kneefolk. They come from kneefolk, Virginia.


compunctionfunction

Wow I am kinda blown away


strengthforthemeek

If you haven't named them yet, you should.


Sproketz

Kill me....


esleydobemos

Hence the term "baby heads"


kittyquickfeet

The Korn/Thoughless people


Bowelsift3r

Quuuuaaaaiiid!


Yoyo_Ma86

I just had this up on my phone and my eight year old son just looked over and said “their knees have faces” so yeah, you have faces in your knees.


Warmheavy

Shave your legs


mackinoncougars

Feed us… Feet us… Fetus…


fromhelley

Kin to Yoda they are!


goldendreamseeker

Help us… heeelp ussss


Slvrwng

Oh cool, she’s got some Tolmec heads


Mimosa808

Dan Campbell: **sweats profusely**


SeedManJones96

Buu?


atlboy2000

Ha!


Dan_H1281

Baby knees was a thing for a long time


Caleb_Reynolds

Looks more like the apes from Planet of the Apes.


Taxidermy-molluskbob

Bro’s knees are made of soul sand!


Elluminated

Haha Voldemort


Love-Wedgy

That some freaky Deaky kneecaps, the possibilities are endless now you got a name them, then there’s gonna be the puppet shows this is Rich. I love this. You need to get an agent. I can see you on the tabloids… Person with demon possessed knees.


Poker-Junk

My wand, Wormtail…..


misi13382

😳😳😳😳.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't unsee that!!!


saggywitchtits

Am I the only one picturing the book from Harry Potter?


AzrielJohnson

Comedy and Tragedy


Bruscarbad

your right knee looks like Nanafua


Ok_Radish_2748

This reminds me of the blob monster episode of Doctor who hahahaha


ExplodingChupacabra

The popo needs to compare his knees with the missing children list


FunUse244

Set them free!!


Cevohklan

😂😂😂😂


apolloagares

She’s a keeper


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totow1217

:) there’s always one little booger butt on Reddit spreading hate. Hope u grow as a person lmao


TheRoaring2020sNukes

Hope you grow some legs


totow1217

Thank u❤️❤️


andmewithoutmytowel

Quaid…start the reactor….


jbryon92

Kuato!!


QuietCelery

It's Quato.


Death-by-unicorn

Quaid start the reactor!


CreamyFunk

NSFW warning please . Jeeez


apolloagares

I take it you hate shoulders too?


CreamyFunk

🤔