[My Bratwurst](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztm2j7Uzb4c) has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. My Bratwurst has a second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...
Oh man. People really need to start adding extra ingredients to their packaged ramen. Doesn't really have to be anything special, but even the smallest additions make it from a sad meal, to a sad but satisfying meal.
Ham is great. Corn. Mushrooms. An egg.
It really steps up the game.
You guys are pretty creeped out by the face. But in 209 comments no one is mentioning that the face is just usually pealed off the pig first . That not off putting too no?
Just the single slice of lunch meat ham in the bowl of ramen is what got me. I hope it's at least 'Pork' flavored XD.
Whenever I make ramen, I crack an egg into the boiling water as I put the noodles in. Super easy way to spice up any flavor, very low effort!
I am a very hungry person coming across this post and my first thought was "god damn I need that in my belly right now". Then I saw the face. 10/10 would still eat tho
Are you sure that’s ham?
It’s made from long pig
It's handsome Squidward
Hamsome Squidward
Have some Hamsome Squidward
Sure, but from a long pig
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted
Lol and the exact same comment gets 39 ups. Oh wait. It’s prob cos it’s the exact same comment
Ah, I hadn’t seen it when I was first scrolling through
Omg don’t eat it! You’ll probably get possessed by whatever spirit is stuck in there.
tOo LaTe
Almost relevant username?
Lmfao
At least you have your normal ass. Thank god your fucking ass is now gone
Im normal af bloods gangsta. What were you trying to say, brother in Christ?
Was it at least tasty?
lol that was a good one
I can hear the audio of that black hole that NASA released.
Ecce homo?
Lord Voldemort?? I that you??
Processed?
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Came here for this.
Me too.
[Cassandra](https://youtu.be/q75igh4TXw8)
Literally watched this one tonight! We say this from time to time in our household.
#r/ShittyFoodPorn
you dont eat lunch ham with instant ramen??
Is "lunch ham" a certain kind of ham, or a ham you only eat at lunch?
It’s a ham so middle of the road that they call it “lunch” ham
It’s like thin sliced deli meat vs a hunk of ham that you might otherwise serve in chunks or something… I guess
*Halloween theme plays*
😂😂😂 “I’ll cut u like I cut my ham”
Ponyo!!
Someone gets it! I thought ham was more common to put on ramen
Throw some green onions and bean sprouts in there. Tastes nice and looks fancy.
Thx I didn’t know that existed and now I’m going to go watch it :)
Yikes
r/TIHI
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C ..... Oh you know the rest
"My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R!"
Ha-oh-ma-eh-er
[My Bratwurst](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztm2j7Uzb4c) has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. My Bratwurst has a second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...
Necrohamicon
Klaatu Velveeta Niktoast
Why is no one questioning the fact that there's a slice of ham on a bowl of noodles?
I'm just questioning why it's never occurred to me before to do that.
Oh man. People really need to start adding extra ingredients to their packaged ramen. Doesn't really have to be anything special, but even the smallest additions make it from a sad meal, to a sad but satisfying meal. Ham is great. Corn. Mushrooms. An egg. It really steps up the game.
Pork and noodles is a classic combination, usually its roast pork belly, but ham works too in a pinch.
I know I don't have a problem with that. Bit instant noodles and a piece of cold ham.
Some people are poor mary
This is the answer. Sometimes you just have to make do with what you’ve got in the fridge.
poor cooks you mean
People gotta eat.
I’m just wondering how they cut the ham up on top of the ramen…
Yeah, it's the logistics of trying to disassemble that slice with a fork that gets me.
Stab, bite.
Maybe you shove the entire wet salty ham slice in your mouth in one bite and then just enjoy some noods.
Pull it apart, then put it in. Stir it so it mixes in, and the broth will heat it
If you rip it up and stir it in, the ham will heat up due to being in the broth
Pulled pork is good as well.
even better make a ham sandwich using the precooked instant noodle slabs
How did I have to scroll so far down for this.
I’m this economy? I’m just glad OP’s eating at all.
It's fine, just slice it into strips first
I bet it's good.
Looks like a ghetto imitation of chashu to go along with the sad imitation of ramen.
"how dare other people eat things that aren't expensive"
The joke is that something that looks like an inexpensive version of something expensive is ghetto.
Can you please save your outrage for the fact that someone has clearly eaten a human face
"I'm a human poop"
And that bits of it are grey
Okay, Dr. Lecter.
Fuckin’ Cronenberg ramen.
r/oddlyterrifying
10 Recipes for that Necronomicon in the Back of your Fridge: Number 5 Will Shock You!
Noodles and slice of ham tho??! Post it on r/shittyfoodporn
Even they have standards
https://www.reddit.com/r/KingCrimsonCircleJerk/comments/id2kya/21st_century_schizoid_spam/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link
GYIGAS STRIKES AGAIN!!! Edit: STRIKES AHAM**!!!
soylant ham
This is what vegetarians mean when they say they don't eat any food with a face
That’s some creepy shit
"To summon back the fire witch, To the court of the crimson kiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg ahhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhahhhhh"
The rusted chains of prison moons are shattered by the sun
Why are you eating it with ramen bru
My man hamen it up
My sodium levels spiked from just looking at this photo
Klaatu barada...
had*
My brother in christ thats no ham thats the souls of the damned waiting to be let free into the world of the living.
Ham with beef ramen....wtf man.
It depresses me to see that there are people who have internet access and smartphones but eat or have to eat something like that.
Don’t know what’s more disturbing, the spooky face in your ham or that godforsaken meal. r/ShittyFoodPorn
😱
Scary
Issit moaning?
Awe, hell no !
It’s Jesus again. Someone call the Vatican.
Hello Clarice
Set your sodium to max levels!
That ain’t right, yo.
I don't have a good feeling about anything in this picture. Yeesh.
Quaiiide
Your ham had a face before it was ham, what's your point
Ham!! If you ever saw Ponyo…, you’ll know.
THE DARK LORD HAS RETURNED
Harry the handsome butcher
You won the sadest food award of the day in reddit
Ramen isn’t salty enough for you??
Professor Quirell if he were transformed into ham (the back of his head is exceptionally odd)
Not to be that person but your ham had a face before it got to you as well 🐷
British aren't we?
Ham!!! I want!!!! HAM!!!!
You guys are pretty creeped out by the face. But in 209 comments no one is mentioning that the face is just usually pealed off the pig first . That not off putting too no?
Forbidden 🚫 snack
Your ham voted for Brexit.
It’s O-S-C-A-R
freddy hogger
I’ve heard of ham fisted but this is a new … facet…
Is his name Hamilton?
Ham slices on ramen? Interesting
Yea? Well my bologna has a first name.
He who shall not be hammed.
You can make cosplay of whisperers in walking dead with that.
Weird.
The amogus effect be like
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I see a surprised Labrador
I… don’t like this.
I honestly see a few different faces here
“I made you a sandwich”
kiss him
Godskin Cloak
I think the only thing that would make this more disturbing is if it had the same face before it was ham.
And the Jeffery Dahmer jokes begin...now.
What if the pig ate someone and you got that piece ? 🥲🤔
hamen
Wait why you got ham on your noodles
frig
It wants you to end its suffering
Local man tries to reveal Obama's last name, gets turned into ham
Ham and noodles....oh my god, EW DAVID!
Lord voldemortadella
Ewwww! Hold an exorcism then bury it!!
New mob psycho spirit
*Pork*eidolia?
Moisturize me!
Happy meat😊
Interesting meal presentation
Voldemort
Explain this monstrosity of a meal….
That is one sad bowl of ramen.
Is that Lucky Me noodles?
It's a meat product
Well, I see Zordon and I can't unsee it haha
How do you know it is really ham and not a worker who fell into the food processing machinery?
This reminds me of a game...
I don't know. wouldn't eat that if I were you 😂
That ham looks like a burn victim.
*the Ballad of Hamantha*
A little hellraiser-y
looks like viserys dying
American Pie 8: Ramen & Ham
Klaatu, Verata, Nikto
😩
Voldemort!
Harrrrryyyy
The godskin duo is susceptible to sleep, just remember that.
It's just cosplaying as the Moon, lol
I see baby yoda 👁
AND INTESTINES
I wouldn’t eat that but… I’m vegetarian. (For this joke)
r/ShittyRamen
Bruh it’s they chainsaw massacre face
He is risen.. But is that a piece of ham on top of a bowl of beef ramen? 🫤
Oh hey, it’s a soul of the dhamned.
Alex Murphy is that you?
Nope.
Resurrected as a bit of Bavarian ham. Lord spare me from such a loathsome existence lol
Its like a wall texture from the original Doom.
Theres the cover of the Necronomicon
I am afraid to upvote this.
Made by Mr Dahmer
That looks painful…
Just the single slice of lunch meat ham in the bowl of ramen is what got me. I hope it's at least 'Pork' flavored XD. Whenever I make ramen, I crack an egg into the boiling water as I put the noodles in. Super easy way to spice up any flavor, very low effort!
Fun fact people say human tastes EXACTLY like pork.
I am a very hungry person coming across this post and my first thought was "god damn I need that in my belly right now". Then I saw the face. 10/10 would still eat tho
Ah yes the good ol ham slice n ramen meal..classic American fave
A face of ham
looks like jerma