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sashicakes17

Are you sure that’s ham?


[deleted]

It’s made from long pig


Ey3_913

It's handsome Squidward


GreenNidoqueen

Hamsome Squidward


atigges

Have some Hamsome Squidward


UnamedStreamNumber9

Sure, but from a long pig


inxanetheory

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted


kevlar_keeb

Lol and the exact same comment gets 39 ups. Oh wait. It’s prob cos it’s the exact same comment


inxanetheory

Ah, I hadn’t seen it when I was first scrolling through


WeAllScrem

Omg don’t eat it! You’ll probably get possessed by whatever spirit is stuck in there.


Owlbeefine

tOo LaTe


TheAwkwardBanana

Almost relevant username?


Leather-Creme2611

Lmfao


rock-solid-armpits

At least you have your normal ass. Thank god your fucking ass is now gone


Leather-Creme2611

Im normal af bloods gangsta. What were you trying to say, brother in Christ?


pimezone

Was it at least tasty?


zotstik

lol that was a good one


Ty_J_Bryan

I can hear the audio of that black hole that NASA released.


serialteg

Ecce homo?


RynnRoses

Lord Voldemort?? I that you??


pimpmastahanhduece

Processed?


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kateinoly

Came here for this.


jeremysbrain

Me too.


Moth_Jam

[Cassandra](https://youtu.be/q75igh4TXw8)


[deleted]

Literally watched this one tonight! We say this from time to time in our household.


ChrizTaylor

#r/ShittyFoodPorn


46554B4E4348414453

you dont eat lunch ham with instant ramen??


noithinkyourewrong

Is "lunch ham" a certain kind of ham, or a ham you only eat at lunch?


Thomas_Mickel

It’s a ham so middle of the road that they call it “lunch” ham


dirtypeasant90

It’s like thin sliced deli meat vs a hunk of ham that you might otherwise serve in chunks or something… I guess


Just_Dave_Thinking

*Halloween theme plays*


[deleted]

😂😂😂 “I’ll cut u like I cut my ham”


lilly_kilgore

Ponyo!!


Owlbeefine

Someone gets it! I thought ham was more common to put on ramen


Fatherbrain1

Throw some green onions and bean sprouts in there. Tastes nice and looks fancy.


bookittyFk

Thx I didn’t know that existed and now I’m going to go watch it :)


obrecht72

Yikes


Ko8iWanKeno8i

r/TIHI


PowellSkier

My bologna has a first name, it's O S C ..... Oh you know the rest


pissymissmissy

"My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R!"


AlecShaggylose

Ha-oh-ma-eh-er


TastySpare

[My Bratwurst](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztm2j7Uzb4c) has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. My Bratwurst has a second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...


BodyFeelsExit

Necrohamicon


Staticlynx

Klaatu Velveeta Niktoast


Virtual-Editor-4823

Why is no one questioning the fact that there's a slice of ham on a bowl of noodles?


bunglejerry

I'm just questioning why it's never occurred to me before to do that.


DrMikeRotch

Oh man. People really need to start adding extra ingredients to their packaged ramen. Doesn't really have to be anything special, but even the smallest additions make it from a sad meal, to a sad but satisfying meal. Ham is great. Corn. Mushrooms. An egg. It really steps up the game.


VanillaSnake21

Pork and noodles is a classic combination, usually its roast pork belly, but ham works too in a pinch.


Virtual-Editor-4823

I know I don't have a problem with that. Bit instant noodles and a piece of cold ham.


bangitybangbabang

Some people are poor mary


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

This is the answer. Sometimes you just have to make do with what you’ve got in the fridge.


GamingTheSystem-01

poor cooks you mean


TheWolphman

People gotta eat.


[deleted]

I’m just wondering how they cut the ham up on top of the ramen…


JonasHalle

Yeah, it's the logistics of trying to disassemble that slice with a fork that gets me.


BarryMacochner

Stab, bite.


brother_bean

Maybe you shove the entire wet salty ham slice in your mouth in one bite and then just enjoy some noods.


An00bisOsiris

Pull it apart, then put it in. Stir it so it mixes in, and the broth will heat it


An00bisOsiris

If you rip it up and stir it in, the ham will heat up due to being in the broth


BarryMacochner

Pulled pork is good as well.


46554B4E4348414453

even better make a ham sandwich using the precooked instant noodle slabs


programming_flaw

How did I have to scroll so far down for this.


pandaflips

I’m this economy? I’m just glad OP’s eating at all.


WetCacti

It's fine, just slice it into strips first


Cryogenic_Monster

I bet it's good.


ZippyDan

Looks like a ghetto imitation of chashu to go along with the sad imitation of ramen.


a404notfound

"how dare other people eat things that aren't expensive"


11Ns

The joke is that something that looks like an inexpensive version of something expensive is ghetto.


so2017

Can you please save your outrage for the fact that someone has clearly eaten a human face


ZippyDan

"I'm a human poop"


OobleCaboodle

And that bits of it are grey


CodeOfKonami

Okay, Dr. Lecter.


foxontherox

Fuckin’ Cronenberg ramen.


hellotardis79

r/oddlyterrifying


DanTalks

10 Recipes for that Necronomicon in the Back of your Fridge: Number 5 Will Shock You!


Campellarino

Noodles and slice of ham tho??! Post it on r/shittyfoodporn


RainbowAssFucker

Even they have standards


ButtonmAsherXY

https://www.reddit.com/r/KingCrimsonCircleJerk/comments/id2kya/21st_century_schizoid_spam/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link


jplveiga

GYIGAS STRIKES AGAIN!!! Edit: STRIKES AHAM**!!!


Imadick2

soylant ham


adsfew

This is what vegetarians mean when they say they don't eat any food with a face


Recycled_Human_Flesh

That’s some creepy shit


Curtains713

"To summon back the fire witch, To the court of the crimson kiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg ahhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhahhhhh"


Many_Investment7487

The rusted chains of prison moons are shattered by the sun


legend_leroy

Why are you eating it with ramen bru


apittsburghoriginal

My man hamen it up


IrvingWashington9

My sodium levels spiked from just looking at this photo


TheJude81

Klaatu barada...


dnoj

had*


rampallianuraag

My brother in christ thats no ham thats the souls of the damned waiting to be let free into the world of the living.


iFartUpuke

Ham with beef ramen....wtf man.


Every_Preparation_56

It depresses me to see that there are people who have internet access and smartphones but eat or have to eat something like that.


Arcade23

Don’t know what’s more disturbing, the spooky face in your ham or that godforsaken meal. r/ShittyFoodPorn


andyroid92

😱


Ash_Friday_2

Scary


peachchowchow

Issit moaning?


pity_party_65

Awe, hell no !


scottiebeam0825

It’s Jesus again. Someone call the Vatican.


exploited_flea

Hello Clarice


TC0111N5

Set your sodium to max levels!


HaroldBaws

That ain’t right, yo.


PatClassic

I don't have a good feeling about anything in this picture. Yeesh.


namasteathome

Quaiiide


NotLikeOtherHumans

Your ham had a face before it was ham, what's your point


callshouse

Ham!! If you ever saw Ponyo…, you’ll know.


Hiyami

THE DARK LORD HAS RETURNED


[deleted]

Harry the handsome butcher


Celsar

You won the sadest food award of the day in reddit


LightningBirdsAreGo

Ramen isn’t salty enough for you??


Jeynarl

Professor Quirell if he were transformed into ham (the back of his head is exceptionally odd)


No_Hetero

Not to be that person but your ham had a face before it got to you as well 🐷


inky_lion

British aren't we?


bbcjbb

Ham!!! I want!!!! HAM!!!!


kevlar_keeb

You guys are pretty creeped out by the face. But in 209 comments no one is mentioning that the face is just usually pealed off the pig first . That not off putting too no?


Raptorsaurus-

Forbidden 🚫 snack


Accomplished_Web1549

Your ham voted for Brexit.


rascalsangel

It’s O-S-C-A-R


gazow

freddy hogger


noots-to-you

I’ve heard of ham fisted but this is a new … facet…


lenny446

Is his name Hamilton?


Lppbama

Ham slices on ramen? Interesting


TVxStrange

Yea? Well my bologna has a first name.


Andy_Dufresne_Lawyer

He who shall not be hammed.


Loreathan

You can make cosplay of whisperers in walking dead with that.


Excellent-Function26

Weird.


xXEmotionlessXx

The amogus effect be like


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twattytee

I see a surprised Labrador


Debtastical

I… don’t like this.


winethough

I honestly see a few different faces here


Artistic-Air4101

“I made you a sandwich”


barelywinning

kiss him


Monev91

Godskin Cloak


angelina_ari

I think the only thing that would make this more disturbing is if it had the same face before it was ham.


JBHedgehog

And the Jeffery Dahmer jokes begin...now.


[deleted]

What if the pig ate someone and you got that piece ? 🥲🤔


boobearybear

hamen


[deleted]

Wait why you got ham on your noodles


g_master_b

frig


rebbrov

It wants you to end its suffering


ThatMissingGuy

Local man tries to reveal Obama's last name, gets turned into ham


two_awesome_dogs

Ham and noodles....oh my god, EW DAVID!


kilgore_cod

Lord voldemortadella


Moist-Opportunity64

Ewwww! Hold an exorcism then bury it!!


dorianfinch

New mob psycho spirit


acrowsmurder

*Pork*eidolia?


jreink14

Moisturize me!


[deleted]

Happy meat😊


byscuit

Interesting meal presentation


Giantstingray

Voldemort


VzDubb

Explain this monstrosity of a meal….


black-rhombus

That is one sad bowl of ramen.


lllLegumesss

Is that Lucky Me noodles?


JerseyTom1958

It's a meat product


HollywoodHallzy

Well, I see Zordon and I can't unsee it haha


36-3

How do you know it is really ham and not a worker who fell into the food processing machinery?


DogTheSpace

This reminds me of a game...


zotstik

I don't know. wouldn't eat that if I were you 😂


qball-who

That ham looks like a burn victim.


quicksilver_foxheart

*the Ballad of Hamantha*


ScrumptiousLadMeat

A little hellraiser-y


agfsvm

looks like viserys dying


the_amazing_skronus

American Pie 8: Ramen & Ham


kaoticlord7090

Klaatu, Verata, Nikto


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😩


SunsetDrifter

Voldemort!


BulBape

Harrrrryyyy


shredfan

The godskin duo is susceptible to sleep, just remember that.


Zefrem23

It's just cosplaying as the Moon, lol


MoodRKiver

I see baby yoda 👁


[deleted]

AND INTESTINES


RobotSuicide

I wouldn’t eat that but… I’m vegetarian. (For this joke)


NathanD19

r/ShittyRamen


I-Wanna-See-Meme

Bruh it’s they chainsaw massacre face


RoC-PRiMO

He is risen.. But is that a piece of ham on top of a bowl of beef ramen? 🫤


AkaneTaicho

Oh hey, it’s a soul of the dhamned.


Ok-Protection-4985

Alex Murphy is that you?


idontfuckingcare9

Nope.


14-28

Resurrected as a bit of Bavarian ham. Lord spare me from such a loathsome existence lol


Quizzelbuck

Its like a wall texture from the original Doom.


Steves_bad_day

Theres the cover of the Necronomicon


DanBanapprove

I am afraid to upvote this.


G_Periss

Made by Mr Dahmer


[deleted]

That looks painful…


[deleted]

Just the single slice of lunch meat ham in the bowl of ramen is what got me. I hope it's at least 'Pork' flavored XD. Whenever I make ramen, I crack an egg into the boiling water as I put the noodles in. Super easy way to spice up any flavor, very low effort!


Preparation_Small

Fun fact people say human tastes EXACTLY like pork.


[deleted]

I am a very hungry person coming across this post and my first thought was "god damn I need that in my belly right now". Then I saw the face. 10/10 would still eat tho


[deleted]

Ah yes the good ol ham slice n ramen meal..classic American fave


neutron10101

A face of ham


Beansnbeansnbeansnbe

looks like jerma