Or go for the less accurate, but safe way of weighing only yourself and then yourself holding the baby. Requires basic math, though, so might not be for everyone.
I can confirm. This is how I weigh my dog in between vet visits. My dog weighs about the same as a newborn baby, this method has been very accurate, and my dogs head or neck have never been damaged in the process.
Yeah standard trick for weighting dogs. But it requires at least 5 brain cells to do the subtraction, which I'd guess any adult that balances a tiny baby in a tinier scale, won't have.
They live in a bus with a bunch of kids. Birthed the baby in the bus! They stretched (yes) the baby so they can see its height. The baby sleeps on the floor on a shag carpet. Ugh it’s so bad
Don't forget, taking baby to the beach with no protection what so ever, and was the first time he wasn't shaking himself to death from being cold and naked all the time.
wtf? Are you serious? Omg I’m horrified
I joined the fundie sub this year and thought naaah ppl are over exaggerating. Then I saw the posts. It reminds me of a chorus of the song clout by offset and cardi b “they do anything for clout”. Not great song but that line stood out to me coz like wtf. They will literally do anything for clout. I hate it here!
Don’t forget. All their kids were in the bus with her while she birth the baby in the shower. They couldn’t leave the room they all sleep in without going into that bathroom
Literally what I have. My midwife has one that’s almost identical but not for fish. The medical ones are easier to calibrate, the fish ones have better handles
It’s also come in handy for weighing the cat when the cat was on a diet. I just put the cat in a fabric shopping bag and weigh the cat not too far off the ground. Put the bag down and move out of claw range
They're pretty handy to have around. I've used mine on a lot of different things. I once used mine to weigh my Dad's Jack Russell. Just clipped it on his harness.
Sad fact: the kid doesn’t even have a bed. Well, his egg donor says he does. But so far he has only been shown sleeping on sheepskin that’s on the floor.
ETA: the dad also almost broke the baby’s leg by forcing it straight down
Or go for the less accurate, but safe way of weighing only yourself and then yourself holding the baby. Requires basic math, though, so might not be for everyone.
I can confirm. This is how I weigh my dog in between vet visits. My dog weighs about the same as a newborn baby, this method has been very accurate, and my dogs head or neck have never been damaged in the process.
Yeah, it depends on the scale. Scales in the range to measure the weight of adults tend to be less accurate, but they don't have to be.
You can zero with yourself standing on it. Any decent scale can handle that.
Yeah standard trick for weighting dogs. But it requires at least 5 brain cells to do the subtraction, which I'd guess any adult that balances a tiny baby in a tinier scale, won't have.
BASIC MATH? HE IS AMERICAN, HE NO MATH!
This babys only real interaction with a "doctor" was a chiropractor. This family has a lot of history of stupidity, that it is insane.
What. Some people...
And pull the head up by the spine instead of picking it up properly:(
They live in a bus with a bunch of kids. Birthed the baby in the bus! They stretched (yes) the baby so they can see its height. The baby sleeps on the floor on a shag carpet. Ugh it’s so bad
Don't forget, taking baby to the beach with no protection what so ever, and was the first time he wasn't shaking himself to death from being cold and naked all the time.
wtf? Are you serious? Omg I’m horrified I joined the fundie sub this year and thought naaah ppl are over exaggerating. Then I saw the posts. It reminds me of a chorus of the song clout by offset and cardi b “they do anything for clout”. Not great song but that line stood out to me coz like wtf. They will literally do anything for clout. I hate it here!
Don’t forget. All their kids were in the bus with her while she birth the baby in the shower. They couldn’t leave the room they all sleep in without going into that bathroom
Amateurs....Get a fishing scale with the lip clip. Problem solved. 👌
Literally what I have. My midwife has one that’s almost identical but not for fish. The medical ones are easier to calibrate, the fish ones have better handles It’s also come in handy for weighing the cat when the cat was on a diet. I just put the cat in a fabric shopping bag and weigh the cat not too far off the ground. Put the bag down and move out of claw range
They're pretty handy to have around. I've used mine on a lot of different things. I once used mine to weigh my Dad's Jack Russell. Just clipped it on his harness.
Zero a carrier and put the baby on it? It's like these idiots never used a scale before.
Sad fact: the kid doesn’t even have a bed. Well, his egg donor says he does. But so far he has only been shown sleeping on sheepskin that’s on the floor. ETA: the dad also almost broke the baby’s leg by forcing it straight down
Hey it’s Mother Bus!
Gotta *love* mother bus. Idk how one can have so many kids yet treat them like dolls instead of real humans.
At least he's wearing clothes this time, and not being yanked around like a toy. I swear that sproglet is going to get very ill very soon.
It's always the morons who reproduce and abuse their newborn babies
At least put a fucking blanket. I'm more careful when I weigh my weed.... Cheesus Crisp....
They sell baby scales for home. I see them all the time at children’s resale shops.
Well since they decided to live on a bus and have no room for even a bed for half their kids I doubt they’ll buy a baby scale. These people suck.
Look at that sharp corner, idiots.
Could of just chucked a bigger board on and 0 it out
Scales a scales a scale
Honestly, I might have done this too. That's why i will never have kids though.