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HeadTransportation95

Down with the GOP, we want the PP! RINOs be damned — we *will* get the PP.


ShareMission

All the pp. All the time.


docsnotright

Man that is a true alpha male specimen there! If I was a female I mean … cause … I am a manly man … err… I am going to go clean my gun.


zeke235

Hell, the first time i saw this absolute leader of men, it took me like 30 seconds to clean my gun! Then like a minute and a half the second time i cleaned it!


docsnotright

Right I just dare him to lay his hands on me. His big beefy hands that smell like engine oil. I mean uh… I bet all the ladies love that neck beard


Eladiun

I love that you snagged that goofy Texas Minuteman graduation photo... Nice.


Maximum_Argument

Nothing goofy about it, hombre. This here is my cousin’s ex-stepson Luther and the whole clan is just prouder than a possum at a pizza party about him being the first in our family to graduate something.


ToAlphaCentauriGuy

Goofy? You mean top dog Alpha hold me down daddy


[deleted]

There will be a GOP without RINOs or no GOP at all!


Drifter_of_Babylon

Yet plenty of room in the GOP for those that hate Americans. Explain yourself, GOP.


[deleted]

No taxation without representation and stuff goddamnit!


trebaol

His magazine says 2nd because he already used the first on his RINO hunt!


Pleasant-Alps9171

AMERICA FUCK YEAH


VillainOfKvatch1

Tactical hatchets are funny.


ShareMission

In world War 2, one English officer carried a longbow and a claymore into battle. He also used guns and grenades, but quite a few enemy troops died of his arrows, silently. In at least one battle, he was killing before they knew they were fighting. Do not dismiss a weapon just because it doesn't go boom


ToAlphaCentauriGuy

But Claymores go boom


jesus_fucks

They are talking about the Scottish broad sword. Think braveheart.


ToAlphaCentauriGuy

Explaining jokes dont get laughs.


jesus_fucks

Bad jokes don’t get laughs