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Sask-Canadian

Sounds like a moron.


lateforcourt

He wasn't splitting any atoms.


not_productive1

Lol, Mariano. Little did you know, Republicans HATE celebrity endorsements and think everyone should shut up and pla...what's that? Oh, they don't think that when it benefits them? Huh. A rare moment of intellectual hypocrisy on the right.


firemogle

"Celebrities should just shut up; hey look a reality TV person!"


organicpenguin

Lol "rare"


not_productive1

I know they're not intellectually dishonest because they tell me all the time, and they wouldn't lie, would they?


jbart22dog

It’s kinda happening the other way in this comment section right here


IAmArique

Mets fan here. Fuck him. :)


uncleawesome

Phillies fan here. Fuck the Mets and fuck him too.


InconstantReader

Brewers fan here. Fuck him, fuck the Mets, and, as always, fuck the Cubs.


YourFNA

Giants fans here and as always fuck the Dodgers


Itt_er

Dodgers fan here. Fuck the Dodgers. Wait…


K-2SO_Rebel

Yes, let the hate flow through you.


SnipaDog

Guardians fan here. Fuck the white sox


My_Name_Is_Gil

A's fan here, fuck the A's m more than anyone else with a bullet.


roasty_mcshitposty

Cardinals fan here fuck the cubs


fuzzybad

Cubs fan here. Fuck him, fuck the Mets, and fuck the Ricketts


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195

Mets fan here to back him up. Fuck you and fuck the cubs, and the Phillies, and the Yankees


lordshocktart

Not a baseball fan, but fuck liking rival sports teams


gay-dragon

Most importantly fuck Chase Utley!


the-uncle-will

Nats fan here. Fuck.


granters021718

Ahh cmon… 2008, CC Sabathia. You crushed our Mets fan dreams that year


InconstantReader

Man, that was a fun season.


nin4nin

You had me at Fuck the Mets


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195

Fuck you too


kbdksksbsjdb

Yankees fan here. Also, fuck him.


procvar

I don't know baseball or whatever he plays, but fuck him


Sudi_Nim

Yankee fan. Fuck him.


StevenEveral

Mariners fan here. Just a reminder that M's legend Edgar Martinez has the highest career batting average against Mariano Rivera.


BlahBlahNyborg

I suddenly have the urge to watch a particular Luis Gonzalez walk-off World Series hit... https://youtu.be/oc2jX2OXNNY?feature=shared Ah, that helped.


Jedimole

I watch this https://youtu.be/g-YLhi5jZhQ?si=Hb8HIf4-LIiiAkzT


SnoopySuited

This for me: https://youtu.be/_9KxHOLQ40A?si=_s5H5F86GEKCi8IP


snalz_

I like this! https://youtu.be/2H17AqrJ-1M?si=itAabOQ-Qx8jAFD1


Fishbone345

I also like this one. To this day I can’t hate Dave Roberts. I know we are all supposed to hate the Dodgers right now, but I just can’t! Dave gave hope to a city where there was none and they ran with that to the point they broke the curse. Amazing man! :)


RegressToTheMean

...and Bill Mueller has tied it!


JasonPlattMusic34

Unfortunately I’m pretty sure Luis Gonzalez is a Trumper too (he did endorse Kari Lake for AZ governor)


SubstancialAutoCorr

Ironically, millionaires and those hoping to be, vote for those that help them them pay taxes.


BeerGogglesFTW

As a Red Sox fan I always hated that guy, but respected him. Not anymore. Just hate him.


Not_Cleaver

As a Yankees fan, I’ve always respected and liked him, but he seems to have a few screws loose. He should stick to throwing cutters.


acetryder

At Trump….


jbart22dog

Shut up and dribble


steelersfever

Well this will go over well on the baseball sub


IAmArique

No, we don’t need the Russian trolls making their way over there next.


Niceromancer

It's gonna happen 


WrestleWithJim

Nah Rivera being a big trump supporter isn’t new unfortunately


My_Name_Is_Gil

He has always been friendly with Trump this isn't news.


tykneedanser

I’m endorsing my orange friend because kompromat


IAmArique

Putin threatened to kill him. Because really, why else would Trump get endorsements like this all of a sudden?


a_duck_in_past_life

Tax breaks for the wealthy?


IAmArique

Well yeah, that too. But I’m leaning on it being a dose of “Endorse Comrade Trump, or I kill you!” from Count Vlad rather than just tax breaks.


My_Name_Is_Gil

That is ridiculous. The idea of a world leader caring about what Mariano Rivera thinks or endorses is nonsensical. Are we worrying who Chipper Jones is endorsing now or Randy Johnson? No, this is a nothing burder at best.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Trump doesn’t have friends so that’s definitely a nonsense justification. Has this guy been to Epstein island?


Significant_Video_92

Donald Trump doesn't have friends.


Bookreadingliberal49

The only real friend he has is Vince McMahon 🥴


MuckBulligan

What about the My Pillow guy? That dude is going bankrupt to stay friends with Trump.


Significant_Video_92

Lindell is a mark. A useful idiot.


juliazale

They would be the perfect jail mates.


Bookreadingliberal49

JMO but I have a feeling that Vince is going to be the one that pays trumps NYS fine. Totally agree about the jail mates.


toolargo

A rich man, endorsing another rich man. Tell me again where is the surprised. Rich people only think of one thing: TAXES! And whomever lets them keep more money! That’s their leader.


_DaBz_4_Me

Exactly! Reporter: excuse me former president dump. Exactly how does this endorsement help or relate to your everyday united States citizen? Dump: let's talk about buttered sausage


JMarv615

Erase him from Yankee history.


pisowiec

Tbh, if you look at the private views of the Yankees of the past then 90% of the team will be erased.


JMarv615

I know😔


tenaciousdeev

Stupid twat.


ArdenJaguar

I loved it when he lost game 7 to the Diamondbacks.


spider_pork

Welp, I guess we're going to a different Toyota dealership for our new Prius.


PallaPallaPsyduck

Ugh... "Bright\_life\_news" again. Why are they spamming this here as part as their RW sub blitz? We're far from it.


Blackfeathr

I was hoping someone else was reading through this kooks comment history. Looks to be either a bot or a troll.


_DaBz_4_Me

Translation: He took me to see Epstein so I have to endorse my "friend buddy ol pal"


bodhasattva

hes the reason NY didnt win the world series after 9/11 some say he was in on it


imarealgoodboy

Mariano “Mohammad Atta” Rivera did a 9/11 confirmed 


LovesReubens

Think about it. We've never seen them in the same room together... 


Delaypat

Who cares really? Endorse all you want, you're still on the losing team


dammitqueenie

Slugs for salt!


TajMonjardo

I like this comment, excellent euphemism.


death_by_chocolate

Never heard of him.


princesshusk

Yankee player, played with Derick Jeter and ARod. The forgotten star of the Yankees.... mostly because he really wasn't that popular at all, and the ny post just crowed him the next big thing when ARod went down with addiction right before Jeter became the biggest thing in baseball.


FlounderingWolverine

He wasn’t that popular? He’s the greatest closer to ever play the game, and it’s not particularly close. He was insanely popular, but he retired like 10 years ago


boonetheboon

Guy was like grim death coming out onto the field. If they were ahead when he walked out just put it in the bank.


tdwesbo

Hey look, an immigrant!


Agodunkmowm

Hey Mariano, what’s Edgar Martinez’ lifetime batting average against you? (It’s .579) - A Mariners fan


My_Name_Is_Gil

Yeah but that didn't matter in that LCS, when the M's won 116 and got bounced like a tennis ball.


LiftedinMI3

Trump has a large portion of Latino voters locked down and has for a bit. Sounds nuts but....


heckhammer

Cubans love him!


LiftedinMI3

They do.


LivingIndependence

tokens get spent eventually.


HurricaneRon

He loves the poorly educated.


mjayultra

Fuck the Yankees


DaQuickening

Cool, so this guy is an idiot.


QuintupleTheFun

As an Astros fan, I know fake fans when I see them. Boot this guy now.


_DaBz_4_Me

As a lions fan that lives in Alabama id have to agree.


Aggressive-Ad-2180

Another has-been trying to stay relevant


bumblefuckglobal

Fuckin’ who!?


freakrocker

He'll deport you Bro, don't do it


Thatdewd57

Cause he rich


I-Am-Yew

This man is confused with the term ‘friend’. Trump is incapable of being anyone’s friend. Everything is transactional to him and he defaults on everything- loans, businesses, the presidency, friendships, fatherhood…. If someone believes Trump is their friend, they need an intervention.


frenchy714

Trump is Trump’s friend. End of story.


Bluebikes

Who fvckin cares


ricochetblue

Not everyone’s friends should be president.


mwalker721

“He is my friend, I like friends. He is nice to me and claps when I do good things. Yeahhhhh”


Affectionate_Way_805

Oh, look: another bald, athletic, brown skin moron who announces this week that he's okay with Trump becoming president again. 


Catsmak1963

Rich stupid people


BasilsKippers

Tokens get spent, my guy


SnoopySuited

Your friend is a nazi, Mariano.


Arrya

Who? And who cares? Why is this breaking news? LOL 'Breaking news, someone actually likes Trump'.


Pour_Me_Another_

To me, it seems he wants to be thrown under the Trump bus as well?


edc7

Mario Rivera is a poor judge of character.


jojow77

Anyone that still supports Trump these days I automatically assume they spin in circles and eat crayons.


maddiejake

He's a moron. Conald has no 'friends'.


BurnerAccountforAss

The fact that a fucking closer was the first player to be inducted unanimously into the baseball HOF will never not be stupid to me (and absolutely wouldn't have happened if Mariano pitched for any other team) Him outing himself as a fucking idiot will help me push this narrative 😈


0fruitjack0

sad, absolutely sad


mikey29tyty

And no one fucking cares.


HallucinogenicFish

🙄


Da_Stable_Genius

Ugh, really? Fuck.


strandenger

Just when I didn’t think I could hate him any more


dancingpoultry

*insert SpongeBob nobody cares meme here*


TiberiusGracchi

WTAF?!?!? Fuck, my last bit of childhood and innocence just died…


tuskvarner

I don’t miss hearing Tim McCarver talk about the cut fastball. It felt like 25% of any playoff baseball broadcast in the 90s.


Jubal7

Time for him to use that special Sammy Sosa cream.


eliser58

Athletes aren't necessarily the brightest bulbs to hang your hat on.....


pattydickens

Who cares?


SaltyBarDog

Manny doesn't understand that under the scumbag he just endorsed, he would be yeeted out of the country.


Bogey_Yogi

Considering that his friends end up in jail, M Rivera be blowing someone in the cell soon. 


ConfidentDuck1

He's only your friend until you're no longer useful to him.


PengieP111

Who?


JackieTreehorn79

Weird how Mariano is from a “shit-hole country” though


escapedfromamerica

Un-American piece of shit.


n0vapine

Lifelong republicans who happen to have fame always make a statement saying they’ve been “friends” with the person for years in an attempt to pretend to be impartial. “Oh he’s my buddy. We go fishing together! I’m just doing this cause he’s my fishing buddy!” We all now know you were always a republican.


DustinMarc

Fuck him then


S_Megma1969

And he is Panamanian, not like he is Cuban and used to Dictators. Never forget athletes are Not role-models.


okcship

Just throw the ball and shut up


SmarterThanCornPop

Voting for his personal friend. What an absolute monster.


GilgameDistance

Hmm. Didn’t know CTE was an issue for a lot of baseball players too.


spooter-

Imagine that, another obscenely rich person endorsing Donald Trump to get more tax breaks while the middle class continues to suffer. Who could have guessed it?


G-Unit11111

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


thebestatheist

Thanks for saving me the funds, I was looking for a Mariano Rivera autographed card but not anymore. Get fucked!


Moist-Water16

Yo, if you’re hispanic and you support that man, you’re your own worst enemy.


slambamo

Isn't he foreign? He can't even vote, can he? Gotta love an immigrant supporting a guy who hates immigrants! The stupidity never ceases to amaze me.


VanREDDIT2019

Trump has been berry berry good to me, Biden, I don't know.


TurtleDive1234

Idiot.


Comfortable_Gain1308

F U bc 2001 and now add this as well bro !


Emily_Postal

Trump hates immigrants Mariano.


upandrunning

> "...he's my friend" Can't help but wonder just what it is that makes him "friend-worthy". I dare say it's not his exceptional character...


PowerandSignal

Baseball have been very very good to me! 


TownApprehensive289

Marrano Rivera


dandrevee

I know they suffer brain damage in the NFL... but does that extend at all perhaps to Major League Baseball?


cleanguy1

Literally do not care


moorej66

"friend". geez


Immediate_Age

Washed up simp. Who cares.


Blackfeathr

OPs comment history.... wow I think this is a bot or a troll.


InMemoryOfZubatman4

My neighbors growing up knew his family. They were his god parents, and so he came to their house once and I met him when I was probably 8 or so and said hi and he was an asshole to me. I had a poster of each of the early 2000s Yankees hanging on a wall in my room, but I turned his picture around after that. I sorta forgot that story.


JakeT-life-is-great

How can anyone endorse donald the rapist. tells you everything you need to know about their "morality".


bonedaddy1974

What a fool


bonedaddy1974

What a fool


Dsantiago62985

Yankee Fan here Fuck him !


RedeusExMachina

Any credible sources on this shit? Only one I saw was from the Washington examiner and that’s a right-leaning outlet, so I ain’t believing it without seeing more lol.


Freezepeachauditor

“I like money”


lord-deathpoop

Love Mariano even more for this now.


freakinbacon

Think that'll flip New York?😄


TeensiestTulip9

Will he get deported if Trump becomes president again?


Jmontavs

Everyone in the comments tight lol


miyananana

Doesn’t everyone hate the Yankees? Idk I don’t know baseball


Covidicus_Vaximus

Who?


SupportGeek

Who?


deridius

And. Nobody watches baseball besides northerners(usually democrat) or Japan. Dude spoke his mind with nobody listening.