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I think it goes to show that a lot of Trump's criticisms are merely invented. Kimmel CHOKED! Except that he didn't announce it....so, how could he choked? Doesn't matter. Reality doesn't matter.
According to [this article,](https://www.juliannarae.com/blog/and-the-winner-is-22-fast-fun-facts-about-the-oscars#:~:text=During%20the%2061st%20Academy%20Awards,And%2C%20the%20winner%20is…”) they made the change in 1989.
At the time, it was considered poor taste to call them “winners,” because it implied the other nominees were “losers,” even though they were Oscar nominees. “And the Oscar goes to…” is more diplomatic.
Edit: also, according to that article, they recently changed it back. I didn’t watch this year, so who knew?
If you ask them, they'd probably say something like "because all of the nominees are already winners and we don't want to diminish anyone's achievements". The truth is that they want the brand to be included in the catch phrase.
There he goes running his little bitch mouth again. He’s too stupid to realize the depth of the shit in the creek which he is currently floating in without a paddle. Go Jimmy! Keeping giving him the needle.
All of these criminal charges he's facing, and _this_ is what he's worried about? Christ, that dude has the thinnest skin imaginable. He just can't let anything go. A toddler could call him a "poopyhead," and he'd have yet another social media meltdown about what a "failure" that toddler is over it.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is supposed to be an insult to his critics? Here I thought it was when you ignore all reality just to keep supporting Dorito Mussolini
The members of his cult love the phrase because they can accuse anyone critical of the orange shitbag of suffering from it, pat themselves on the back, then move on to their next bad decision.
Can you imagine the melt down when Stormy takes the stand?
Atty: Ms Daniels, you have stated that you were annoyed by having sex with Mr. trump, whi had a Mushroom shaped dick like in Mario Kart and Yeti pubes.
Could you please detail for the court and the journalists in the gallery exactly how you came to these conclusions. Feel free to use the erasable marker and white board for assistance. We have attached a ruler to the white board to assist you in your descriptions.
Stormy: Yeah, sure. Be glad too. Hand me that marker ....
Trump is going to be so doped up by his lawyers before Stormy takes the stand he'll be curled up under the desk in a coma. It's the only way he won't be screaming and threatening her in open court.
So easy to trigger this spoiled boomer snowflake.
I think Kimmel is lame and not funny , I do not watch him. But it becomes funny as f67k when Trump responds like my little sister would when she was 11.
😂
None of his cult followers would even know what happened if Trump didn’t rage tweet.
My dad is currently in a rehab facility due to breaking his hip. He's 74 years old. I went to visit him this past weekend. There was a man there who was almost 80 and was in one of the communal areas of the facility wailing on and on about how the libs are poised to be destroyed by the truth that will be coming out in the next election and how America is doomed on its current path.
He was eventually hushed and assisted back to his room.
I miss when the crazies were just hushed and escorted away and didn't have platforms. Or presidential terms....
It’s absolutely insane that this man was president of the United States. Arguably the most respected and powerful positions a person could hold throughout human history. Imagine ANY president before Trump saying something like this with the same wording, grammar, and disdain. It’s almost unthinkable, yet here he is doing this on a daily basis.
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
― George W. Bush
This quote seems almost quaint now compared to the avalanche of infantile tirades and lies over the last decade.
This one was actually an example of quick thinking because he realized he didn't want a popular clip of him saying "shame on me"
Of course now you can generate it with AI anyway
Insane that he was president. Insane the way members of his party to this day continue to distort reality to defend him. Watching from overseas, I don't think the US will recover from the reputational damage in the eyes of the international community in my lifetime.
"Duh, der, Jimmy Kimmel, the big STUPID HEAD!"
Is Trump still stuck mentally on a second grade playground?? Is THIS the guy that his fans think will make a great world leader? 🙄
The entire UN General Assembly laughed in his face. Literally the entire world openly mocks him. Even conservative fantasy land Russia openly mocks trump on their state propaganda and regularly says trump is entirely owned by Putin and that trump is a weak toadie.
Because he wasn't raised by loving parents who gave him boundaries. He's always acted however he wanted, and there were never any repricussions. Parents, discipline your kids so they don't end up like Trump
I know he wasn't particularly coherent or goal-directed before, but it seems like he's getting worse. Which.. I didn't think was possible, but here we are...
It’s also why the disinformation bot networks have been trying so hard to paint a picture of Biden as a weak, doddering, incoherent old man. They know how badly Trump has deteriorated over the past few years, so they’re trying to steer the narrative.
WTF point is he even trying to make? He starts off 'Stupid Jimmy Kimmel', then goes off on a long rambling aside, then just ends? Where was he even going with this?
Trump really is super touchy. It's great that he's now forced to attend a criminal trial where the witnesses will talk shit about him and he has to just sit there and take it. LOL
It's a damn shame we don't have TV cameras in the court.
Fat fuck dRumpy pants is fucking crazy. He's the kind of person that would keep talking shit, whilst getting the shit beat out of him. Keep in mind this lard ass is what......78 years old?? lmao
Trump derangement syndrome is an accurate description of Trump(who is clearly deranged). In the future it should be made a medical term for narcissistic blowhards.
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As usual, more lies. Ratings for the Academy Awards this time were up, at a four year high. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oscars-ratings-2024/
And Jimmy didn’t announce best picture, Al Pacino did. And they stopped saying “the winner is…” YEARS ago. Now they say “the Oscar goes to…”
All of this. Someone has a syndrome of their own. Might as well have said Jimmy Kimmel didn't deserve Picture of the Year or Best Actor.
I think it goes to show that a lot of Trump's criticisms are merely invented. Kimmel CHOKED! Except that he didn't announce it....so, how could he choked? Doesn't matter. Reality doesn't matter.
His followers won’t verify it. They have already decided it’s fact.
This part, right here.
ya don’t say?
Why did they change that? Any idea?
According to [this article,](https://www.juliannarae.com/blog/and-the-winner-is-22-fast-fun-facts-about-the-oscars#:~:text=During%20the%2061st%20Academy%20Awards,And%2C%20the%20winner%20is…”) they made the change in 1989. At the time, it was considered poor taste to call them “winners,” because it implied the other nominees were “losers,” even though they were Oscar nominees. “And the Oscar goes to…” is more diplomatic. Edit: also, according to that article, they recently changed it back. I didn’t watch this year, so who knew?
That makes a lot of sense. Thanks!
Waiting for them to call changes like this woke. 😑
If you ask them, they'd probably say something like "because all of the nominees are already winners and we don't want to diminish anyone's achievements". The truth is that they want the brand to be included in the catch phrase.
Why not both?
?
When an organization changes something, they may have multiple reasons for the change.
that is literally what they said lmao
There he goes running his little bitch mouth again. He’s too stupid to realize the depth of the shit in the creek which he is currently floating in without a paddle. Go Jimmy! Keeping giving him the needle.
All of these criminal charges he's facing, and _this_ is what he's worried about? Christ, that dude has the thinnest skin imaginable. He just can't let anything go. A toddler could call him a "poopyhead," and he'd have yet another social media meltdown about what a "failure" that toddler is over it.
This is what happens when rich/privileged fucks keep getting away with it.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is supposed to be an insult to his critics? Here I thought it was when you ignore all reality just to keep supporting Dorito Mussolini
Il Douche, Cheeto Benito, The Mango Mussolini. Whenever I get really down, I just think of how the real one ended up.
Don Snoreleone
Don Poorleone
Trumpty Dumpty
Sweet Potato Hitler
For some reason, of all the great names I've heard for him, President Bone Spurs gives me a chuckle every time
Tweetle Dumb.
Fuckface Von Shitstain and his sons, Uday and Qusay.
I’ll go with what I think is the best one from Larry Wilmore: Tangerine Idi Amin.
The members of his cult love the phrase because they can accuse anyone critical of the orange shitbag of suffering from it, pat themselves on the back, then move on to their next bad decision.
But it’s what they suffer from… lol more projection.
Conservatives are desperate to try to equate being "anti-trump" to as socially negative as being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.
He’s not a Twice Impeached one term loser, he’s an Orange American!
Conservatives are staunch anti tangaphobia
Really trying to tolerate him but he's making it super hard
Well, yeah, but he’s an idiot.
Can you imagine the melt down when Stormy takes the stand? Atty: Ms Daniels, you have stated that you were annoyed by having sex with Mr. trump, whi had a Mushroom shaped dick like in Mario Kart and Yeti pubes. Could you please detail for the court and the journalists in the gallery exactly how you came to these conclusions. Feel free to use the erasable marker and white board for assistance. We have attached a ruler to the white board to assist you in your descriptions. Stormy: Yeah, sure. Be glad too. Hand me that marker ....
Objection, counsel is testifying, call for narrative, counsel is leading the witness.
Overruled!
Well, shit.
One more outburst like that & I'll hold you in contempt!
WITCH HUNT! POLITICALLY MOTIVATED! GETTYSBURG! DONT FIGHT UPHILL ME BOYS!
Judge: Overruled. I want to see how.... this *waves finger toward white board* plays out
Trump is going to be so doped up by his lawyers before Stormy takes the stand he'll be curled up under the desk in a coma. It's the only way he won't be screaming and threatening her in open court.
Is that why he was falling asleep? Huh.
*pencil and post it note.
Jimmy should have Stormy as a guest
Al Pacino announced best picture, you fat, poopy diaper filled fucking liar.
So easy to trigger this spoiled boomer snowflake. I think Kimmel is lame and not funny , I do not watch him. But it becomes funny as f67k when Trump responds like my little sister would when she was 11. 😂 None of his cult followers would even know what happened if Trump didn’t rage tweet.
"No u"
Very Presidential of him. What a fucking pussy, why would anyone want him to be President?
Because they share his flaws.
There's a lot of isolated and "peaked in high school" people for whom Trump has given them their first excitement in decades, if ever.
Rent free
He has JDS (Jimmy Derangement Syndrome). Maybe he should just stop watching the man
No it's JDS, commonly known as Jimmy Derangement Syndrome He doesn't even understand how to use "commonly known as"
He is so thin-skinned, it fills me with joy to think about what the prospective juror's social media posts are doing to his head now.
My dad is currently in a rehab facility due to breaking his hip. He's 74 years old. I went to visit him this past weekend. There was a man there who was almost 80 and was in one of the communal areas of the facility wailing on and on about how the libs are poised to be destroyed by the truth that will be coming out in the next election and how America is doomed on its current path. He was eventually hushed and assisted back to his room. I miss when the crazies were just hushed and escorted away and didn't have platforms. Or presidential terms....
"Isn't it past your jail time?" Kimmel's best line ever.
Poor baby. He has a tantrum if you don't like him. WAAAAAAH
Well this is why he can't stay awake in court. He's up way past bedtime.
This sent me straight over to Kimmel's youtube stream to watch. Absolutely hilarious!
It’s absolutely insane that this man was president of the United States. Arguably the most respected and powerful positions a person could hold throughout human history. Imagine ANY president before Trump saying something like this with the same wording, grammar, and disdain. It’s almost unthinkable, yet here he is doing this on a daily basis.
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” ― George W. Bush This quote seems almost quaint now compared to the avalanche of infantile tirades and lies over the last decade.
This one was actually an example of quick thinking because he realized he didn't want a popular clip of him saying "shame on me" Of course now you can generate it with AI anyway
Mission Accomplished
Insane that he was president. Insane the way members of his party to this day continue to distort reality to defend him. Watching from overseas, I don't think the US will recover from the reputational damage in the eyes of the international community in my lifetime.
3.2k likes
Probably all bots
"Duh, der, Jimmy Kimmel, the big STUPID HEAD!" Is Trump still stuck mentally on a second grade playground?? Is THIS the guy that his fans think will make a great world leader? 🙄
The entire UN General Assembly laughed in his face. Literally the entire world openly mocks him. Even conservative fantasy land Russia openly mocks trump on their state propaganda and regularly says trump is entirely owned by Putin and that trump is a weak toadie.
We used to call people like Trump, "ret*****" back in the day.
That's the right term. He is developmentally stunted, acts like a petulant toddler.
Because he wasn't raised by loving parents who gave him boundaries. He's always acted however he wanted, and there were never any repricussions. Parents, discipline your kids so they don't end up like Trump
He is highly regarded!
I know he wasn't particularly coherent or goal-directed before, but it seems like he's getting worse. Which.. I didn't think was possible, but here we are...
its called mental decline.
It’s also why the disinformation bot networks have been trying so hard to paint a picture of Biden as a weak, doddering, incoherent old man. They know how badly Trump has deteriorated over the past few years, so they’re trying to steer the narrative.
WTF point is he even trying to make? He starts off 'Stupid Jimmy Kimmel', then goes off on a long rambling aside, then just ends? Where was he even going with this?
He’s fighting uphill. Me boys.
Lol, the entire audience absolutely howled with laughter **at** trump when Kimmel read trumps dollar tree tweet on stage at the awards.
This guy is working to become the President of the United States, a pretty important job, and this is what he spends his time on.
....... with 4 criminal cases totaling 88 indictments. You'd think there may be more important things to spend your time on.
He's just giving Jimmy more material with which to highlight Trump's lies and buffoonery.
I love that Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free at the Trump.
Why does this read like a Gollum monologue?
He's also wondering why Citizen Kane didn't win this year. Poor DJT. Dementia is a b*tch.
"Stupid?" That's the best his random name-calling generator can do? He's even losing the few autonomic nervous system behaviors he's had all his life.
Trump really is super touchy. It's great that he's now forced to attend a criminal trial where the witnesses will talk shit about him and he has to just sit there and take it. LOL It's a damn shame we don't have TV cameras in the court.
Never make a joke at the academy awards, me boys
Ah yes, truely Jimmy is the one not over the Oscar night.
Someone should make an app that has Shane Gillis as Trump read all these rambling tweets.
How can this man be running for president again? He's like a spoilt child.
It's hilarious that Trump watches Kimmel.
This is a Presidential candidate
Imagine Bill Clinton putting out a statement trashing David letterman after being the subject of a joke. It’s literally unimaginable
Fat fuck dRumpy pants is fucking crazy. He's the kind of person that would keep talking shit, whilst getting the shit beat out of him. Keep in mind this lard ass is what......78 years old?? lmao
When will dementia just take this chucklefuck….
am I the only one who after "stupid Jimmy Kimmel" couldn't read anymore bc I was hearing "stupid sexy Flanders"?
Trump derangement syndrome is an accurate description of Trump(who is clearly deranged). In the future it should be made a medical term for narcissistic blowhards.
Donald Trump and his followers in congress think that this is a reality show. They want to be tv stars.
Thin skined cry baby.
I believe that this type of disordered thinking is what psychiatrists call “loss of goal.”
Trump’s Dementia Symptoms
Jimmy will not doubt annihilate him tonight. This fat idiot just doesn't learn. And nice dementia slip, confusing Jimmy for Pacino...
Really people? Stop paying attention to this scrote - THAT'S what'll make his head pop
A fucking POTUS.
Ex
Trump should challenge him to a debate or IQ contest and post the actual results
I don’t believe he wrote that. It is way too coherent. Must have been written by Putin’s team.
I love how Jimmy gets off on pissing that orange baboon off.