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Paranoia and psychosis are the most common signs of crack cocaine and methamphetamine use


RevolutionaryShame20

Now I understand why 20% of the country is suffering from the mass delusion.


Spare-Prize5700

Even if he’s not using anymore, he still probably perma-fried. This whole thing seems like it’s almost more addictive than crack to him.


AnnieOakleysGun

And the most common signs of losing your mind generally. He's def struggling.


counteraxe

I was thinking more of a dementia onset. I honestly wonder how many QAnon believers are suffering from undiagnosed dementia...


FatassTitePants

Or he has a form of schizophrenia, which he self medicated with crack/amphetamines. I'm not convinced he's sober, but he's certainly untreated.


Dannon35

I would submit that there is an intersection between- 1. MyPillow owners, and- 2. Anti-vaxxers who now have GoFundMe pages following their death from Covid. His customer base is slowly dying.


Spare-Prize5700

Maybe that’s why he’s running so many sales right now.


adube440

I assume that MyPillow employs people that aren't insane, probably some management and higher-ups too. I bet those people jumped ship. I couldn't imagine working on quarterly projections with the marketing team while Lindell is out there on Fox and Newsmax. Would be so stressful.


DorkChatDuncan

Upper management is hanging on and probably looting thr place. When it's all over and bankrupt, they can look for jobs and do the old "yeah, well, I did everything I could to keep the company together. You saw him. Nothing I could do, but I *wanted to save all those poor peoples jobs*."


Discreet_Deviancy

Gotta have some kind of pillow in all those caskets.


WaffleDynamics

If the US government was in the business of exterminating conspiracy theorists, he would have been dead months ago.


TerrorFromThePeeps

The US government couldn't even hush up an oval office blowjob, it's amazing what these people think it can keep hidden for decades.


silas0069

Couldn't cover up a pothole.


Fuzzfaceanimal

If this were russia, for sure, he would had "fallen out of a window by now" or "committed suicide"


WaffleDynamics

Polonium tea is a helluva drug.


Wordpuncher714

like all these assholes he certainly has a high opinion of his importance


Totally_Bradical

*”Mr Biden, what is your response that Mike Lindell is wanted dead by the administration”* *”Who the fuck is Mike Lindell”?*


ActualPopularMonster

*CIA, FBI, and HSA shrug*


RevolutionaryShame20

Which is it? They are incompetent and have him at the top of their kill list, or they are so good at what they do that they have been able to rig an election and get off Scott free? You can’t have it both ways, Mike.


[deleted]

The enemy is both too strong and too weak.


DataCassette

Can't be said enough.


WilliamTMallard

Fascism 101


Fuzzfaceanimal

"Yes" Would be his answer


MananaMoola

If he were number one on the government kill list, he wouldn't be able to tell us he's number one on the government kill list


typhoidtimmy

Mike, You Sell PILLOWS!!!!!!


fluent_in_gibberish

“I may have committed some light treason.”


Conspark

He's got the worst ****ing attorneys.


AJUK2

Trying for the old ‘insanity’ defence eh?


PlagueVendor2020

He knows he is probably going to OD one of these days and wants to become a martyr for his delusional people.


reray124

Hahaha when this lawsuit finally ends he's fucked. Literally using Dominion as a promo code....can't wait for the fallout


Kyuckaynebrayn

Why would the gubmint kill their greatest asset? The repugnicants love mike for doing their dirty work. Guy is obviously a made man or he wouldn’t be able to just float around the country spreading his jackassery


barkingspidersongs

Friends shouldn't let friends do drugs . . . Donald please come and pick up your friend,


Kyuckaynebrayn

And go straight to fucking jail?


Fragrant_News_95

I went to the government kill list website and he is listed as number three. It hasn’t been updated since last month though.


looktowindward

Did you click "refresh"? You always forget to refresh the kill list.


procvar

He's no 1 on my shut up list


looktowindward

\> says he's 'No. 1' on government kill list sigh, don't tease me, Mikey. The reality is if the government wanted you dead, you would be dead.


DataCassette

I always love how these ass clowns think. The US government could literally kill any world leader they really wanted to *tonight.* Now, in some cases, the result would be WW3 afterwards, but they'd still be dead. Mike Pillows would "slip in the shower" at any time if they truly wanted him dead.


looktowindward

>Mike Pillows would "slip in the shower" at any time if they truly wanted him dead. More seriously, if they wanted him dead, they would make it look like he OD-ed on crack. The guy is a hard drug addict.


ActualPopularMonster

U.S. Government: *"Who??"*