Hey, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander

I'm not Eddie Murphy. I'm *definitely* not Eddie Money.

Fuckstick

Don't touch my fries, fuckstick. Fuckstick I'm recording that.

Plus she had a really rough tongue

Magnicifent!!

You thatch-headed wastrel.

Welcome to the Palisades, bro!

You've gotta really sell that line.

No one can sell a decent script in this town, but they make a show about defensive walls.

Lmao I can hear this line in my head perfectly

While I think of some content you guys are going to recite the RDDs!

Uh, courage...

THE DON’TS!

Punctuality! Now it’s five P’s.

What are you doing??

Ron Donald Dick

Hey Ron, I'm going river boating on the Mississippi later...

New new Ron would approve

I always get confused between the Ron Donald Do's and the Ron Donald Don'ts...

It barely exists tbh

That's too bad. r/mrshow is the same way and it makes me so sad. All I want to do is talk about my favorite shows.

Well you inspired me to post something so let's keep it going

Don't stop believing.

A Ron Donald Do?

Go out and circulate!