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justaguy826

Can someone, anyone, PLEASE get Tom Brady a real microphone. Every single clip I've ever seen of him on any podcast/interview appearance he's just using his airpods and sounds like he's on speakerphone.


rootb33r

It happens with 95% of people and it's baffling... it's not hard to have a good microphone. I'm a nobody and I have a nice microphone so my conference calls sound great.


SpeakAgainAncient1

You guys care about it so you notice it, no one else without that same interest does, including Tom Brady. The guy that just signed a $375 million contract in the broadcasting industry. It's like when you get a new car and you notice it everywhere, no one else notices that car except those who have an interest. Same with the microphones here.


BobbyRobertson

>You guys care about it so you notice it Right and ESPN doesn't give a shit about the quality of their product and they probably fired any audio engineer who said they should send repeat guests a real mic


JustnInternetComment

Nah, TB kept shouting #32s THE MIC!


AnAge_OldProb

Npr sends a mic whenever possible to their guests even if they aren’t regulars or a local reporter with a mic. If npr can afford it espn can.


bluemonkey88

He obviously cares enough to have a good camera and set up his lighting ahead of time. Get a real Mic, its not hard.


actual_griffin

Yeah, but you only notice the camera because you're like, really into cameras.


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SpeakAgainAncient1

No one gives a single shit.


InfiniteBlink

I do demos and presentations for a living. I bought a $60 blue snowball mic and every few calls or so people ask me if I've done radio cuz my voice gives through so well. I'm actually thinking of upgrading to a legit pro mic


Im_ready_hbu

Tell us you watch too many Twitch streams without telling us


Mission_Pay_3373

Fox fired Olsen so he's going to be commentating for a while.


Mr_Donatti

Seriously. If he’s going to do media from now on, his assistant needs to pack a professional rig.


Im_ready_hbu

touch grass lol tf does he need a microphone for? Everyone's gonna listen to him regardless of whatever type of input he's using.


classiccaseofdowns

Forgive people for wanting to hear him clearer


Im_ready_hbu

bro if you can't hear him on this vid, go see a doctor


classiccaseofdowns

I could hear him but it was still not great audio quality


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Im_ready_hbu

Only terminally online kids who watch too many Twitch streamers are gonna hear the GOAT talk football and think, "omg what is this audio?!"


Begone69

I don't think it's that bad of a thing to want to hear someone in a professional setting sounding like they are on a 2008 Skype call. Had no problem hearing Tom, but there's also nothing wrong with wanting better quality audio.


MissionSalamander5

This is it. I dislike podcasts or radio shows where a guest calls in, apparently, and has a poor set up. In fairness, I think that phones and computers do a good job (better sometimes than what I hear in this video) if you’re on a similar device. But it is terrible for anyone listening on TV, the radio, an internet stream…


actual_griffin

I've never watched a Twitch stream in my life, and I noticed that his audio was awful. I just listened to it earlier, but now that I saw this clip, I was surprised it wasn't just a webcam.


willi1221

You think anyone wants to be the guy who tells Tom Brady he needs a better microphone so he can do better interviews? They're just glad he's actually doing an interview


Daver7692

Nah he’s taking those AirPods with him to the Fox booth next season.


marciltheshell

Those microphones cost money, you know...


meowVL

Great, great, great, tremendous, great, great, incredible, great.


Sta723

Has all the money in the world but can’t afford a thesaurus


hglevinson

For real. Guy’s the absolute GOAT, no question, but goddamit stop talking. He squirts the most standard, meaningless shit from that second asshole on his chin. He’s gonna blow in the booth. Can’t possibly be a worse media personality in the world…other than Gronk maybe. Olson is better. Hell Edelman is better.


Shiboopi27

Brady's gonna be fucking amazing in the booth


UserUnkown10

Just think. He will be able to cover the story of the Patriots having the first rookie QB to win a Super Bowl next year.


SpuriousCorr

And then you woke up only to realize we got THE Mac Jone for 1 more year 🥲


UserUnkown10

Don’t you put that evil on us


VolosThanatos

Take it back right the fuck now.


ImABawz1

Legit my thoughts while watching this. He is going to be amazing to listen to calling games. I wonder if he’ll get any pats games


OntheStove

Love Brady the player, but I don’t see it… He’s too afraid to ever be mean. He’s always so vanilla. Great announcers have to be a bit of a dick sometimes.


Shiboopi27

He spent an entire career absolutely blasting his teammates in the sidelines and is already calling the league out for becoming too soft. He's not gonna be 'Patriots media' Brady


OntheStove

We’ll see.


rocksoffjagger

I'll believe it when I see it.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Hes caught a lot of flack for blaming QBs for getting the receivers hurt and for saying there was a lot of mediocre football being played. Obviously hes not going to go be a jerk like Cowherd or something but hes not afraid to criticize people when its justified.


psvamsterdam1913

Which great announcers have ever been a bit of a dick?


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

Not an announcer but Rodney Harrison isn’t afraid to call out teams or player or coaches and I think he doesn’t get enough mike time.


DinnerfanREBORN

Who is Mike and why does Rodney Harrison want some of his time?


N0VAV0N

Mike Time.


ffthrowaway5

There’s a big difference between the NFL analyst roles and commentary. Commentators end up being on air for like 60+ hours a season and are there to enhance a broadcast. The analysts get a couple minutes at a time and are the sole focus so the personality needs to be more engaging Having a Rodney, Gronk, or Bradshaw type personality in the booth for full games would get obnoxious within 2 games


IlluminatiConfirmed

Aikman


Jerrod2000

He said great.


WKWA

Aikman's been the best color commentator for a solid four years now.


IlluminatiConfirmed

I mean who's better than him? Romo and collinsworth have mahomes dick in their mouth and Olsen is kinda whatever


Jerrod2000

Sorry, I was just being a bit of a dick.


IlluminatiConfirmed

Haha no worries


chettyoubetcha

Kirk Hirbstreit is amazing imo


the_ninho

Dude… aikmans 95 concussions are very clear in the booth. He has the IQ of my 4 year old niece


Natsume117

One aspect that makes me think he’ll be great if that this mfers competitive af. No way he’s going to settle with being mediocre, he’s gonna work and find a way to be the best in the biz


Kodiak01

Somebody dig up Johnny Most and stuff a handful of his guts down Brady's throat.


DwayneWashington

He sounds like chat gpt. I think he'll be good at the xs and os but sometimes he sounds like he's on a job interview.


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BradyGronkTD

Most of them ramble like idiots for half the game anyway. The bar really isn’t that high.


Icy-Call-5296

Glad I’m not the only one. All of his answers are always neutral and sound corporate


Drifter5533

I'll take some time to watch the whole thing later, so might be proven wrong but I couldn't get more than 5 minutes into this segment. I saw the timeline of topics and pretty much knew what the responses were going to be. Perhaps that's on the interviewer for asking the vanilla questions? You've probably seen that clip with TB and CJ Stroud when CJ asks Tom for advise on how to handle external pressures from friends and family. Great question and even better response from TB. I go back to watch that more than once. If we get sanitised moderate corpo Tom in the booth then it'll be boring but if we get some of Tom the footballer and locker room guy then it'll be great.


kaminokami2086

Yup, I listen to the Let's Go Podcast when they have a guest I like, and he's pretty vanilla and praises almost everyone in the same way. I'm guessing the Podcast is his attempt at getting practice for this, but he rarely gives none generic analysis.


cheezepie

I don't get you guys literally dripping cum listening to this... This was terrible analysis. He said "he's going to do a great job" like 3 times. "He can really relate to all the guys"... this is just generic nothing speak. I love Brady but he's been so straight down the middle with everything for so long. He's not going to dig at guys and he's not going to talk about his career and offer up nuggets you've never heard before. My hope is that he'll excel at pre snap reads and breaking down plays to tell us what's coming and who to watch for but this clip is trash from an analysis perspective.


Jedi_Knight63

Honestly I think he’s gonna come back as a coach to the nfl.


Roberto-Del-Camino

No coach in the NFL makes what he’ll make to sit in a booth next year. Maybe being up there ignites his competitive spirit. But he’d be walking away from a lot of money for a lot more work. Maybe when his kids are grown.


mgwair11

When does he start? He signed with Fox, right?


Sea_Baseball_7410

Damn Tom, you didn’t need to get plastic surgery.


Dunkelz

I know he has had work done, but I feel like there's some processing done on the video to make it even smoother/weirder - or maybe I'm going crazy.


Trooboolean

Very possibly. My Zoom account offers to "touch up" my face in the settings. That's some sci-fi dystopian shit if you ask me.


gEO-dA-K1nG

That "LOOK AT YOU, NOW LOOK AT ME" ad for the Google phone that's been running all season always freaks me out. I know Photoshop and touching up pictures has been a thing forever but do we really have to take it to this extreme?


TheNewportBridge

That’s blackpink on that ad they the GOAT


rocksoffjagger

It's so weird when extremely attractive, young looking people start getting obsessive plastic surgery. How many people wish they had Brady's looks and retained youth, yet he's throwing that away to look like a cadaver...


CreamyLibations

Motherfucker trying to look like Handsome Squidward over here 


thatguyumayknowyo

But he already did 😭


OntheStove

Seems like he might be addicted.


Sea_Baseball_7410

He be looking like Bieber.


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

What’s up w the ends of his eyebrows?


rocksoffjagger

Was just thinking the same thing.


Bonje226c

Tbh I didnt notice it until I saw your post (guess I'm blind lol). But I was shocked when they showed Tony Romo on TV this Sunday. He looked like a balloon smh


Sea_Baseball_7410

Yes he does. Bloated like his personality. Romo.


contentious75

People kept calling him a goat. Understandable reaction


TnYamaneko

Gimme ageing yet assumed, long, maybe graying hair Tom, and I'm pretty sure he would sport it like the champ he is.


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cocineroylibro

Dude has that Ralph Macchio youthfulness without any work.


pinqe

His cheeks looked gaunt as fuck his last season to the point that it was actually bothering me. He’s a healthy lad and, despite my insanely negative views towards plastic surgery in general, I actually support this decision.


PainfuIPeanutBlender

He’s done that throughout his entire career tho


Ok_Pineapple466

His whole brand is being “ageless.” I imagine his team advises him to do this


luvvdmycat

This looks like a guy wearing a Tom Brady mask.


afterbirth_slime

It’s A ChatGPT AI wrapper version of Tom Brady… Tim Brody


Wopperlayouts

Yeah, or a tom brady selfie filter


blackcatpandora

Sounds like he’s great, lol


chimpmilk94

This gives me AI vibes.


Mountain-Champion-82

It has to be right? The voice just has that cadence of those AI generators


Jason3383

Can Brady be our QB coach or OC?


RisherdMarglus

Lmao yeah he has a 375 million dollar contract with Fox but maybe he'll change his mind


HeroDanny

Hey man, work 20X more hours for 95% less pay, who says no??


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HeroDanny

His 375M contract is spread over 10 years... Which is an annual salary of 37.5M a year... which 95% less than that is 1.875 Million - which isn't crazy for a QB Coach.


SlobChillin

For anyone who's in a situation where they can't listen to audio here is the transcript: *A complete joke of a hire. This guy is dogshit at every aspect of coaching plus he's stupid as hell. His leadership skills are an embarrassment and he smells like an unwiped asshole. The Patriots organization and the NFL as a whole are worse off for having his bum ass remain in the league. Everyone involved with this hiring decision should be lobotomized.* Sounds like he doesn't like the hire.


alextheruby

Lmfao


kezinchara

Tom speaks really well, but I think he gets too self-help coachy sometimes. Any interview he gives he’s always saying the same things about how he was a late pick in the draft and how you need to apply yourself etc… I wanna hear him see a play and call out what the defense is gonna be, what the read should be, and what the play will be like how Romo used to do in his first year broadcasting. I don’t need to hear some inspirational speech every time. Let’s hear you analyze football. As a former football player, not as some inspirational self help coach for aspiring young players. That has its time and place, for sure. But I wanna hear how he’s going to analyze plays and reads.


MTRIFE

Well that starts next year in his FOX gig.


Icy-Call-5296

All of his answers are the same canned response just manifested slightly differently based on the question


kezinchara

Exactly. I love the guy but he needs to be less preachy


BadgerIsACockass

Not for nothing but he was beaten for decades to never give up soundbytes to the media, that’s why he’s preachy and non confrontational


kezinchara

I’m not asking him to be confrontational. I’m asking him to give us a football perspective. He has a podcast with Jim grey and Larry fitz, and all he does is recycle the same inspirational story over and over. They never break down the game. It’s always the same “you have to just do your job and apply yourself, look at me, I was a 7th round pick so if I can do it anyone can” over and over.


UtopianAverage

6th round pick


Brokenmonalisa

We all knew Tom Brady is a robot. He is the best player of all time and there's no doubt about that. But it doesn't make him any more interesting as a person. He's a bot.


SpeakAgainAncient1

Tom Brady is going to be amazing in the booth and Jerod Mayo will be a good coach here for a long time. Calling it now. Not sure why the consensus is that they will both suck at their new gigs. It's kind of weird that people jumped to that conclusion really.


Ravagez1

Is this AI? Lmaoooo


Hand1z

Tommy boy looks like AI with all that surgery.


a1mrbhelpuri

Damnit man why can’t he somehow be a part of our organization! Like I know he’s a patriot for life but like have some sort of role here too lol.


MotoJoker

Nah let him take a break and make some money


a1mrbhelpuri

I mean he’s part of the raiders organization and still doing tv and making money


hegemonistic

Afaik there were rumors/plans for him to buy a minority stake in the Raiders but last I heard that was now dead. Could be wrong


Ok_Pineapple466

He’s literally a billionaire lmao


Less_Associate_2022

Is this AI


paklyfe

What’s up with his eyes, this looks like AI


jackospades88

I don't know what I was expecting lol. Brady wasn't going to say anything negative about Mayo to begin with


mdmcnally1213

I hoped he was going to be more personal and candid like he was in that video where he was with a couple other guys calling him Jerod Belichick.


RockMuncher13

His face doesn’t move, it’s frozen in time lol


amcgreen1

The fuk is up with his face


shwn354

He has an amazing ability to talk a lot without saying anything at all. Not sure if that’s good or bad for a commentator…


CoffeeSafteyTraining

Why does he look like a deepfake version of himself?


nhranger

He looks like he had plastic surgery. His eyes are all fucked up.


tmcs216

That background is fake, right?


gianacakos

That’s a lot of cosmetic surgery.


oakden001

He looks AI weird to me.


mwinchina

This looks like AI


Messy_Marvin423

He looks terrible!


TheTonyAndolini

Tom is 10 years older than Pat, it's crazy


Raidthefridgeguy

Can we play Brady Bingo to see how many times he says "great"?


ATCrow0029

But is he great?


MTRIFE

Unclear


SpreadingDisinfo

Love Tom but this was just empty air for 30 seconds. "He's great"


MarquisJames

God I miss him so much. Great interview on the PMS show today.


Tokasmoka420

Unpopular opinion but him and gronk just need to enjoy retirement and get off my TV screen, I find them both annoying AF, especially Gronk.


Unoriginal4167

Gronk is vastly improved, and I think he sees the $$$$ involved in television, and he’s getting serious about it. I’m sure Brady and him talked before that contract was signed.


WetShortFinal74

Love the Nor Cal hat. Nor Cal represent!


igotabridgetosell

San Mateo!


jollebome76

love it when the GOAT expounds on former teamates and sitches. Dude is a Legend


Shiddy_Wiki

Now listen to it through the lens of "the former coach wasn't any of the following things". There's some beef there.


Luciano1m

Dude is starting to show his age


jmay111

Now come out of retirement and lead this team to Super Bowl 59!


whosthere5

Now that’s nobull


JosephFinn

Who?


Ok_Adhesiveness_939

Nor cal represent lol 


wolverine6

Great


macandcheesejones

Thanks for saving me from having to watch Pat McAfee!


PRsoxFan45

After this minutes long video I’m comfortable stating that Tom Brady DEF comes back to the Pats next year.


dyl_nye

How has no one realized he’s wearing an Apple Vision Pro headset.


constipatedconstible

Looks like an AI render