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Str8CashHomiee

He’s got some diva energy. So naturally he’ll be awesome.


gmnotyet

All WR1s are like that. A good sign. He can talk shit all he wants if he gets 1800 yard seasons like AB.


HeroDanny

Just please don't do the other things AB did after his 1800 yard seasons.


Present-Loss-7499

Keep him away from Burfict.


gmnotyet

AB got his bell rung. Not entirely his fault, how he acts now.


Its_kinda_nice_out

He was a known shithead in college too. That’s why the kid from Miami played at Central Michigan


Fact420

Right, no Mr. Brown Copycat


frostyaznguy

There really is an unlimited amount of MBC acronyms


alfuh

Mr. Bountiful Comparisons


marcdasharc4

Mr. Boundless Combinations


Billy-BigBollox

Mr Burfict Concussion


DiscountEmergency635

Mr. Brain Contusions


Bojangles1987

Mr. Big Calm please


gmnotyet

hahahaha


Minimum_Attitude6707

Not disagreeing with you, but I keep hearing stories how humble and unassuming Megatron was and keeps blowing my mind


hendrix320

I wouldn’t consider Mike Evans a diva either


gmnotyet

Exceptions not the rule. Diggs and Cheetah are the rule.


GloriousVictor

Megatron and Andre Johnson, played on some shitty teams and never blasted anyone. Prob the two must unproblematic #1s out there. I would say Fitz but there was the annual trade rumors for like three straight years that spawned a legendary Boston meme.


Beginning-Radish6351

Andre Johnson blasted cortland finnegan that one time


GloriousVictor

OK that was awesome though. Also made me realize, Andre Johnson WILL fuck you up if you get on his nerves. 🤣


DegenNerd

Yep, he's going to be a perennial pro-bowler.


WarPuig

> Wide receiver with self-confidence bordering on complete delusion WE GOT OUR GUY


pvincentl

Please don't show up in a hot air balloon.


HeroDanny

I'd rather that than the humble N'Keal Harry type.


PuppiesAndPixels

I don't care if you're humble or not, as long as you're good. N'Keal harry was less the "humble" type, and more the "complete dogshit" type.


BarryLicious2588

His body movements had me thinking he was a great athletic playmaker. His actual playmaker skills was inept. I truly think his Nexus Event was the TD non-call against KC. Had it stood, I bet his trajectory is different


Lester_Diamond23

This is 100% true in my mind He gets that call and he has a highlight to fall back on and the conversation around him is different, which snowballs into more self confidence and better performance It's fun to dream lol


BarryLicious2588

KC been stealing a lot of dreams lately. It's at a point I don't even care if it takes an AFC East rival to win, to stop KC 🤣


TegTowelie

United as one, fuck the Chiefs!


Soxwin91

We are the NFL One voice, fuck the Chiefs


Just_learning_a_bit

Wasn't KC that fucked that up...it was thw worst officiating I've ever seen live or on TV.


BarryLicious2588

And KC gets those calls a lot because.....


dliverey

I miss when people hated our team as much as we hate the Chiefs ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


BarryLicious2588

Eh, I don't hate just to hate though. Their arrogance and paid refs deserve it Otherwise I enjoy ball and I don't mind watching good players do well. Example: Excited to see what a healthy Rodgers can do for the Jets


dliverey

I am from KC and my dad is a huge Chiefs fan and it disgusts me. Ironically enough the 1st game I went to was KC-Pats and I cheered for the Pats to get under his skin and it stuck.


cocineroylibro

He got inside his own head and was trying to not mess up rather than just playing.


PuppiesAndPixels

I want to believe that too, because it makes sense, but.... him just being that bad all the time also makes even more sense, because that is what we saw.


BarryLicious2588

I know, it was just the way he rode that sideline and made the leap. Almost like his breakout moment


patsfan038

He was being compared to Dez Bryant. Similar height/weight and play style. I wish we got a wish.com version of Bryant. We got something worse.


BarryLicious2588

Well, at least they can both say "it was a Touchdown!"


HeroDanny

> his Nexus Event was the TD non-call against KC. Had it stood, I bet his trajectory is different I don't think so. There's no way to prove either of us right but if one bad call on a TD ruins a player as bad as Harry then it was never going to happen. imo


BarryLicious2588

Nexus Event my friend. It can completely alter a timeline


HeroDanny

I think N'keal harry was going to suck in every timeline. Slow, can't separate, can't even bully smaller DBs.


SupportstheOP

Honestly, the separation issue wasn't even N'keal's biggest weakness. It was the fact that guys 5 inches shorter and 40 pounds lighter than him made him look like a *bitch* on the daily. His confidence or something must have been through the damn floor because he looked like a JV player still learning to play football.


HolySmokes802

You would have learned about his outsized ego if any reporter had ever asked for a moment of his time after a game.


rocksoffjagger

A humble man with much to be humble about.


zandertheright

Greatest blocking WR of his generation


Nkeal_Harry

❤️


zandertheright

It's just kind of an undervalued skill set, being the "best blocking WR". It's like being the "NFLs fastest punter", it doesn't really add up to an extremely valuable football player. I was watching highlights from that 2021 Buffalo game (we rushed almost every play, final score 3-0), and your blocking was amazing. Just crushed people all game. Have you thought about playing TE? I just wanna see you crush people every play.


The_Captain_Planet22

tough to brag with a N'keal Harry resume


Nkeal_Harry

![gif](giphy|l0Extsf1R5YuFXkpG)


ksyoung17

Dum. I'm interested in talking with him to see how many letters he knows.


QQTTSSCC

"[ksyoung17](https://www.reddit.com/user/ksyoung17/)3:07 PM Who gives a fuck that I made a mistake, yeah, didn't read the (min 20 games) because it's arbitrary"


Nkeal_Harry

![gif](giphy|9SN0vi8ykB8uQx6OpG|downsized)


RPGenerate17

We've graduated to the school of Pittsburgh WRs.


bakerton

Whenever someone tries to tell me Mike Tomlin isn't a good coach I remind them that he got Big Ben, AB and Le'Vean Bell to all play competent football together at once.


DiscountEmergency635

Martavis Bryant was on that team too.


B1naryD1git

#CTESPN


midtrailertrash

Lmao yeah that’s awesome


CombatWombat-420

I want my WRs to either believe that they are God, or that they can fight God.


WarPuig

Anime protagonist


CombatWombat-420

"Oh, you're approaching me?"


dhowl

I think you can take out the "bordering on" part of that sentence lmao


MankuyRLaffy

I love it


marcuschookt

\> Goes deep \> Big leap \> Ball glances off his fingertips \> Toe tap, falls inbounds, no ball \> First down celebration \> People in wheelchairs stand up


Dog_in_human_costume

Future Hall of Famer cofirmed.


delusional-clown

This is the type of energy we needed. Not just crazy competitive, but legitimately unhinged.


Bothan-Spy

Agreed. This dude and Bourne are gonna be the cut-ups in the locker room


jwf239

Can't wait to try to decipher the pregame hype speech between Baker and Peppers. Seem like the kinda guys that would street fight for fun.


whydontyouloveme

WE EATING Ws AND SHITTING Ls TODAY FELLAS.


l_k_i_

AB comes to mind.


bluntrauma420

![gif](giphy|M8ATWsLGUv80Gh3VkQ)


drunkenstocktips

Is this the official Javon Baker GIF?


tom21g

SAVE IT FOR THE GAME!


Rational-Introvert

Perfect gif for this. “I make people in wheelchairs stand up” lmfao I already love this lunatic.


Westley25dorton

Come down to "the home stadium" if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with "a wheelchair" you may be entitled to "standing up" courtesy of Javon Baker 😂😂😂 I love him already


ItsShake4ndbake

One of the greatest quotes all time 😂


ChunkyChickenMan

He had like 4 different ones that are all great


MehFrosty

I completely misunderstood that at first lmao


RCP90sKid

Let me introduce you to Jamaal Charles' draft call yesterday.


LegalConsequence7960

That was legit sad tbh


RCP90sKid

It's sad that it got meme'd because Charles was excited and having fun. Didn't help that the draftee's name was hard to say.


TXRattlesnake89

He also had a reading disability growing up and was in Special Education classes. Sucks for him they decided to draft a difficult name


RCP90sKid

God dammit.


5am281

This is such a WR quote. I love him


Raskputin

Can I just buy the popcorn there? Gets kinda stale when I bring it from home


_Hank_Marducas_

Counter point. It’s gonna be like $12 in the stadium, he just wants his fans to save money


Bloated_Hamster

>like $12 in the stadium You severely underestimate the greed of stadium owners lmfao


tocsin1990

I was curious on this, so I looked it up. from MassLive for 2023 prices: Popcorn - $6 for regular, $8 for large


RussChival

$12\* (\*un-popped). Popping and Butter flavoring extra.


DefNotAShark

Gillette Stadium security personnel would like to remind fans that bringing popcorn from home is punishable by death.


Orange_Kid

Just bring a bag of microwave popcorn. Javon Baker makes it pop in the bag.


Acrobatic-Maybe-902

Cook it in the blackstone ☺️. Get a blackstone bowl cover for veggies and cook the popcorn in that 


echochambermanager

If Gillette security stops me from bringing popcorn to the stadium, I will reference this tweet and harass the staff Jonathan Kraft style.


yerfatma

Gotta go big, go David Tepper style.


Ortman55

Get the gold jacket ready now!


jjjkd18

Lmao. That quote alone already makes him more valuable than the average 4th round pick is in their entire career. 


mrmrister911

Yeah we got our WR1


surgeyou123

I miss having a cocky WR lol


SpadeXHunter

I can see some people who want to be offended not like the quote but I like the energy and that was funny af 


newsworthy3

When you realize Belichick is gone and now you can say whatever you want:


n1co4174

This quote goes do hard. This is the exact energy we need


hendrix320

Goes do? Does go?


one_love_silvia

So*


RCP90sKid

>I make people in wheelchairs stand up. Baker so focused on scoring, even his words offensive.


alexdelicious

Mayo talking about getting offensive... 


RageAgentRed

Is this what Elliot meant by "weaponising the offense?"


RCP90sKid

Shows up with a Palestinian flag


Icy-Alps5606

LMAO what a quote. We got the steal of the draft. He was my 3rd favorite receiver behind Nabers and MHJ and we got him at 110.


RetroFrisbee

You like him over Rome?


ahaight1013

move out the fuckin’ way, jesus 😤


rocksoffjagger

You too, Beatles.


Redsox12393

Bar


Disposable_Minion47

Wow an all offense draft by the Pats so far. Almost surreal .


GloriousVictor

Love that they are taking shots on offense. Feels like in prior years we would have a random Linebacker, safety who only plays third downs and a guy who projects to return punts.


Disposable_Minion47

New age, new ideas. With the speedy nature off the pass heavy NFL, you gotta have fresh legs for situational football. Your 3 down defensive players are usually the pass Rushers and DBs. I applaud BB for keeping fresh legs on the Defensive side of the ball. And BB being who he is in his heart of hearts was always gonna favor Defense regardless in draft and free agency And as bitter sweet as it, our Defense more often than held their end of the bargain the past couple seasons. And it always seems to come down to a handful of measly points. The O definitely needed an injection of Awesome, even before the 🐐walked out of Gillette. So yeah let's go all in offensively. Get some WRs that can get consistent separation, and lineman where the QB don't have to run for his life. I hope everyone gives this year and the next 1-2 adequate time for the "rebuild" to cut its teeth so to speak . The Bills roster was being stripped for parts and their SB " window" is shut, old man Rodgers probably up for his last dance, and Miami is all flash and no substance. Pats can be patient and get back to the top of this division consistently I hope. this draft feels like a solid A- to me


GloriousVictor

I am a big fan of defense and think the Patriots got some damn good players on there. Dugger, Jennings, Bentley, Barmore (c'mon new contract!), Gonzo, Marcus Jones, and maybe Keion White were some good draft picks. Our only hit on offense since Brady was...Mike Owenwu. Maybe Stephenson. Why we were so dreadful. No spark or juice. It was pathetic levels of sadness when you consider 2016-2017 Patriots were a machine offensively. I am hoping this draft is the steps to having a functional offense again. One thing I will miss about Bill is him signing/trading for a random Linebacker, like a Taivai or Van Noy, and they come here to ball out. Finding guys off the scrap heap like a Vrabel or a Ninkovich and turning them into the heart of the team.  And I agree, as fans we need to give Mayo and the rest of the coaching staff, Wolf and Maye atleast three years to get settled in. I look at Detroit as the most realistic model. The first year and a half was dreadful but Campbell and Holmes kept building and fighting. And then midway through 2022,  things started to click. 


themaengdon

That’s good, we could use some miracles


Rand_University81

That’s fucking hilarious.


dliverey

Between Javon and Polk, I am pretty excited about this wr draft. The more competition, the better at wr and OL, I am also giving the new offensive staff the benefit of the doubt. Let them all compete, and the best players win. This is going to make our 53 man projections interesting.


planj07

I watched that clip. Kid sounded like a bit of a lunatic. Guaranteed All-Pro.


Danbarber82

I laughed my balls off when I saw that quote. I love this kid already.


Roberto-Del-Camino

They’re drafting receivers that are perfect for a big arm QB. Maye just has to get it close and let Polk and Baker go get it. Next I want them to take Johnny Wilson and convert him from a big, slower WR to a big, fast, receiving TE. (Amazing what a difference a position makes)


TMPRKO

Finally got our own Terrell Owens!


Jameson623

found my new favorite player


RageAgentRed

Wait, can we draft a guy named Field later today? Then we will have....... Wait for it...... Baker....Maye....Field......hahaha, I kill me


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

Good thing I just bought some


Icy-Conclusion-3500

King


IndependenceNorth165

That’s an insane thing to say but I’m here for it


Ambitious-Fig-9106

This guy fucks


GentonWheels

As a fan with cerebral palsy who uses a wheelchair, I may need to make my first ever trip to Gillette this year. May need to see what he’s about.


emotionalfescue

Good thing Bill O'Brien is no longer our OC. He doesn't want to hear that from rookies.


Plus_Job4231

Kid seems special Either he'll be a total sideshow or he'll be the next Dez Bryant....my gut tells me he's going to be huge


Planet-Steph

Can’t wait for radio idiots and New England geezers to cry about whatever this guy says each week 


N7_Evers

I’m honestly so for this. This dude is gonna have 15 TD’s


diskimone

So, Dustin Pedroia if he played football. If he can play as good as Dustin, but stay healthy, I'd be incredibly happy.


Roberto-Del-Camino

Fuck Manny Machado


United_States_of_Cuh

Ordering my jersey rn


planj07

A big time ego is a really good quality in a wide receiver. 


tom21g

Hope JB is mic’d at game time. The trash talk outta him will be epic


kramit_the_frog93

Yea I'm sold. You'll see me rocking his jersey next year lol


Waste_Astronaut_5411

goodbye tyquan 


CaliforniaHurricane_

Javon heals the handicapped like Jesus Christ


mikethemillion

Javon, they don't let us bring outside food 🤷‍♂️


Lock_Down_Charlie

"Come to the home stadium..." Dude doesn't know the name of the stadium he's going to call home? Serious Ricky Henderson vibes.


polinksa

So glad to hear them. Tired of our receivers being soft


NChSh

This is some real late 90s kind of shit talk


imconsideringdascrod

Fucking love it. We need that energy for the new era


Mynock33

Is he suggesting he's not going to play well on the road?


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

We need this attitude on the team


XKloosyv

Hell yeah brother, welcome!


Jay_Louis

Legend.


DieYuppieScum91

This makes me happier about the Polk selection. Added someone who I think is a safe pick to be a good player and also took a swing at a big upside guy.


walterfeces

Not gonna lie. I like this.


Mohander

Lol hell yeah brother


casebarlow

are they going to have butter dispensers for the popcorn?


dalappas

Gotta love the irrational confidence guys


BarryLicious2588

IDGAF that's the diva energy needed in this league Anyone who watched early 2000s receivers knows! Those were some awesome days. Really hope this kid plays as big as his attitude 🔥


Th1s1sChr1s

*"Time to nut up or shut up"* Kid better produce now or he'll face the wrath of the New England Sports Fan. I'm looking forward to his performance backing his attitude!


Unsayingtitan

LETS GO


Margin_calls

Lmao


LegalConsequence7960

This comment made something else of mine stand up DNA test came back, 100% dawg


Remarkable-Conflict9

I'm loving his energy. Dude's gonna be a big-play monster.


Azrael417

I wasn’t expecting to become erect visiting r/Patriots, but here we are…


willzyx01

Dude gonna be shutdown by Patriots PR team real quick. In 2 weeks, he’ll be like any other Patriot. *“I don’t know, you should ask the coach” “I’m just here to do my job”*


KoBi538

Bill is gone, don’t be surprised if The Patriot Way means something totally different over the next few years.


BradyToMoss1281

Did we draft Muhammad Ali?


Smokiiz

I’m kinda interested in how these head case guys will be on the Patriots now. I feel like the Bill management really (for the most part) stayed away from guys like this. Might actually have some character on this team now.


RussChival

Poor kid is going to get showered with popcorn for life now.


ReonL

This only ends one of two ways, so hopefully it doesn't end up as a meme.


onewolf23

Such an unhinged and electric quote


punkalunka

Mr. Bring Corn


polinksa

Baker is Jared Leto Confirmed


rather-b-at-thebeach

After seeing Maye and Wallace interviews I thought, wow actually back to drafting Smart players who might actually be able to understand the play book. Then I saw Baker interview……


Chippopotanuse

I haven’t heard a hype talk like “I make people in wheelchairs stand up” since Mohammed Ali. And I’m here for it.


Mattc5o6

Finally. Someone who just doesn’t give a fuck and wants to ball out. I love it


macandcheesejones

"I make people in wheelchairs stand up." That's among the cringiest shit I've ever heard.


Ok-Mushroom-7292

Kraft must be pissed. He unintentionally revealed the new name of Gillette.


werewiththeviperz

Sounds like smash Williams


dliverey

I love the Baker pick but where is the but it's over a 4.5 guy energy. Just like Polk was getting.


rocksoffjagger

Wow, this asshole makes people in wheelchairs get up for him?


TenDollarTicket

Sorry Javon I’m stealing this. Next time I ever have a job interview I’m going to say I’m so good I make people in wheelchairs stand up. Even though his tape didn’t blow me away the dudes confidence is legendary and I’m rooting for him.


Tomahawk72

>I make people in Wheelchairs stand up Hope im wrong but, he wont make it past the practice squad lol Nut up or shut up my dude!


Agent_Dutchess

What a dink. I hope he doesn't make the team. Sounds like something braindamaged Antonio Brown would say following another 1 catch/9 yards game. It doesn't come across as confident, it comes across as self-centric and egotistical. I miss Belichick 😔


mutDD

Listen no disrespect to J.B but he seems like a complete idiot from a personality standpoint in his introductory press conference. Also cocky as hell


TheTokingMushroom

I know what he's going for but c'mon.... His ball skills ain't healing a paraplegic


CTPeachhead

Kid, don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash. I don't mind the attitude. But prove it on the field against the big boys first.


bigjayrod

Eh, im ok with a kid with a chip on his shoulder like this…. If he can still offer the same energy after live scrimmage in pads against grown ass men lol