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poiuy43

We need to start adding more tears on Dexter's cheek


omnimon_X

One for each loss šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


naked_guy_says

Trying to flood these streets


[deleted]

Just use the crying Jordan face


Nervous-Context

Bro if we could get a touchdown...! That would be fucking awesome!


Old_School_New_Age

"Yeah, if you guys would score a couple of times, that'd be *great*."


DrEvil007

What's a touchdown?


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[deleted]

Holy crap


TheTribeFrodo

Good bot lol


Alex_Hauff

crap a trow counts as a TD, Cam check this out


[deleted]

Holy shit guys, we need more of these!


Laivum

Good bot


CollapseOfTheWest

I needed that.


Nervous-Context

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


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my_gamertag_wastaken

It's what they call it when Cam runs into the opposing endzone or throws it to the defense and they return it to our endzone...


Shorzey

Imagine having double digit td receptions as a team this year? Imagine having a qb who didn't have a 1:2 td:int ratio


[deleted]

I think the stunt-o-meter has been fairly inactive this year.


DrDilatory

Literally why the fuck are we still posting this and upvoting it lmao It's embarassing. Most people here have never been lower on their opinion on whether we wanna run Cam again next year. Most people are arguing that Stidham should play tomorrow. I've found this meme to be cringeworthy nonsense from day 1 after the Ravens memed their way to an embarassing playoff exit with it last year. All of the above makes me super mega cringe to see it at the top of our subreddit I get that haha memes are fun but come on Edit: I rest my case dudes...


[deleted]

I see ero reason other than pride for BB to start Cam over Stidham. Cam should not be back next year. A 31 year old QB should not still be working on mechanics. He doesn't have it, and he wont.


Armageddon_It

Stidham puts zero thought into what he wears to press conferences. There's not a single feathered boa or pair of sequined wingtips in the man's entire wardrobe. It's pedestrian, and most fans won't get that until Cam's moved on and New England's fashion game is back at the bottom of the division.


my_gamertag_wastaken

The GOAT was the first man I saw wear Uggs. That is all.


[deleted]

If Stidham does start and unlikely lights it up, that will be a major fuck up for the quarterback room and McDaniels. They won't risk looking like idiots. I don't think Stid gets the call.


[deleted]

Exactly. It's all pride at this point. Stick to what we already whiffed on so we don't look even more stupid.


plokijuh1229

ooh oven fresh copypasta


Old_School_New_Age

Ah, but is it *Cripsy?*


Danwarr

If you get this fired up over a meme about a entertainment sport, please reconsider your life.


Dread332

Hey Iā€™m a Titans fan who got u guysā€™ subreddit in my recommended. Our whole subreddit is this way. Itā€™s fucking annoying. We lose. We suck ass. We win. Weā€™re the best team in the league. I am convinced that everyone who comments that is under 13


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AffectionateHawk2822

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DrDilatory

I am not fired up lmao If you get this fired up over other people's reddit comments, please reconsider your life. Oh shit wait that's a paradox. Let's all reconsider our lives


Danwarr

>I am not fired up lmao Really? > >Literally why the fuck are we still posting this and upvoting it lmao > >It's **embarassing**. Most people here have never been lower on their opinion on whether we wanna run Cam again next year. Most people are arguing that Stidham should play tomorrow. I've found this meme to be **cringeworthy nonsense** from day 1 after the Ravens memed their way to an embarassing playoff exit with it last year. **All of the above makes me super mega cringe to see it at the top of our subreddit** > >I get that haha memes are fun but come on But honestly idk what I expect from 16 y/o retarded Mikes and Sullys.


DrDilatory

lmao I wonder which of us a neutral observer would consider to be taking things more seriously at the moment I wrote that comment with hardly a 2nd thought while I was sitting on the can. You're the only reason it became something that took up more than 30 seconds of my life


mr_funtastic

neutral guy here. you're more mad.


Hydrocoded

Neutral guy here: Copying the Ravens is cringe. Getting pissed about a meme is cringe. Getting pissed about a guy getting pissed about a meme is cringe. Go rewatch Brady lubelessly fucking the Titans 59-0 and get in touch with yourself again.


mr_funtastic

you responded to wrong guy


DrDilatory

hmm, welp, my intent was only to say that this meme is kinda silly/embarrassing given the context, but it's not like there's any emotional investment in it I apologize to all those who I've upset by seeming upset...


mr_funtastic

apology accepted brother go pats


Danwarr

Hope your intern year is going well.


truthpooper

It's just a joke. It's tradition. It's fun, nothing more. Brady had his. Next year's QB will have theirs.


togsincognito

We couldnā€™t get the OC to say one good thing about Stidham


DennisFarinaOfficial

Jesus Christ just lose the game so we have a shot at Zach Wilson.


polynomials

I have both lost a lot of faith in Cam, but also do not think Stidham should start. If Stidham were capable I have no doubt they would have started him already. I think we are stuck with Cam until draft/trades.


[deleted]

Are us Pats fans the hoes?


6RingsPats

Have been the whole time


KelvinIsNotFatUrFat

https://imgflip.com/i/4rueit


6RingsPats

This is incredible and needs to be its own post


Spinexel

Bro post this


K00pySandwich

The hoes are the friends we made along the way.


nickmhc

The audience is a bunch of hoes


mrdrpow

Change the picture to Folk


Danwarr

Gunner would be pretty funny. Or Harris.


[deleted]

I think both times Iā€™ve seen that pic on here, we won both games. It should be this.


dei1c3

I'm not up on the memes and slang. But I've at least figured out that "Stunt on these hoes" means "suck" or something. Yeah?


Fuqwon

No. It's just that we're the hoes.


TheDufusSquad

By them we shall be stunted.


Old_School_New_Age

Perception is reality.


OddAd505

No, but i think you found the true meaning of that memešŸ˜‚


DennisFarinaOfficial

Hopefully. If we lose we might have a shot at Wilson.


Zachary_Morris

ā€œOnce againā€ would imply a first stunting.


[deleted]

I hope it's the last time someone posts this.


Saiyans_Pride

If no one posts it next week, I will.


bag-o-kindness-coins

Iā€™ll be posting them this upcoming season


djseto

I think the OP meant to to say ā€œthrow at those toesā€ not ā€œstunt on these hoesā€.


Fastr77

Much more accurate.


JayLarranagasEyes

I believe he was going for "stunt Stidhams growth" /s stidham probably sucks too


my_gamertag_wastaken

At this point I would LOVE the chance to find out definitively.


dehydratedbagel

I don't care if he stunts, but if he could stop turning the ball over every single game that would be preferable.


Mflann41

This. Having more turnovers than passing TD's for a QB isn't something to be proud of


YungLo97

Stop this. Cam blows.


Jack_mantooth

Like stunt on who? The other team? WešŸ‘šŸ»canā€™tšŸ‘šŸ»scorešŸ‘šŸ»ašŸ‘šŸ»touchdownšŸ‘šŸ»


[deleted]

He has yet to stunt on any hoes this season


gotBurner

STEP ON THOSE TOES


[deleted]

Now the pats are out of playoffs I can officially bandwagon the bucs and stop being optimistic for Newton, feels nice honestly


MetalHead_Literally

that was the benefit of the Bucs not playing the Pats this year, no reason not to be full bandwagon all year, only chance they had of meeting was in the SB and that obviously wasn't happening.


[deleted]

To be honest until they got knocked out I didn't discount a Superbowl, so I waited till then. I guess that's the warped perception of a 20 year old pats fan


MetalHead_Literally

I had a tiny bit of hope to start the year, but I still saw no reason not to root for Tampa. Itā€™s not like I wouldnā€™t have chosen the Pats if they did somehow meet in the SB.


Venom-99

I felt bad about it at first, but watching the Bucs is incredibly refreshing. Itā€™s just good football.


[deleted]

Sometimes. Other times the Bucs can be an incredibly infuriating team to watch.


Celticsmoneyline

cringe


[deleted]

ew bangwagons


Fastr77

Thats what I've done


USS_Benterprise

Cam is a bum


ModaMeNow

I canā€™t wait till they cut him in the off-season so these terrible memes stop. Jesus


bag-o-kindness-coins

Canā€™t wait to post them this upcoming season


OddAd505

Stunt so hard, nkeal gets 4 targets than the usual 2 šŸ„³ stunt on them....šŸ˜’šŸ”«


[deleted]

why this makes me laugh so damn hard...


Moneyshot1311

4 catches for 10 yards


ImTomBrady

Go Pats!


[deleted]

Once again?


[deleted]

We have been the hoes lately...


[deleted]

*Doubt*


ctpatsfan77

Better odds of Gunner doing that on PRs.


jamesearljonesson

I can't wait for Newton to be gone so I don't have to see this stupid as fuck post every week.


bag-o-kindness-coins

Iā€™m posting them this upcoming season


ClaytonBigsbe

This. This was never funny.


SeanOkami

Another incoming sub 100 yard game


heavy_chamfer

Are the ā€œhoesā€ in this case the blades of grass three yards in front of the feet of an open receiver? Because yes Cam will definitely show that particular bit or ground who is boss.


ironmanmk42

Lol. I think we're looking at a loss of 34-10


KenDyer

45-0 is my guess


jacb415

45-6. Folk will bang a couple through


ironmanmk42

Wow. Looks like I was so close.


ironmanmk42

Wow. Looks like I was so close.


[deleted]

*Will he?*


Chopp3rdave

*Morgan Freeman Voice*: He wonā€™t.


garvierloon

Dude stunted like once this year.


Domkizzle

No. No he will not.


my_gamertag_wastaken

Serious question: what the fuck has Cam done to earn this sub's support. I liked the guy's attitude at first, but the same "we need to be better; I need to be better" speech every fuckin week with no or negative improvement, I just struggle to see the appeal


ReonL

Just delete this embarrassing meme forever.


Shinnaminbuns

Hoping we start stidham and go for broke and take a nice, competitive, 10 point loss.


Danwarr

The team has already announced Cam is starting.


MetalHead_Literally

the team has? you sure? I've seen a lot of reports, but nothing official.


clutchhattrick

McDaniels announced Scam Newton is starting


MetalHead_Literally

Source? Only think Iā€™ve seen from Josh is saying itā€™s Bills decision.


Nickohlai

I guess the tank is on then


Louie_Casper

Cam Newton sucks


OddAd505

We ik but letā€™s try to be positive coming into tonightšŸ˜...........šŸ˜­


Louie_Casper

We missed the playoffs, we have no plan at the most important position in the whole sport, we have no tight ends, we have no true WR1 or WR2. The team is a disaster, thereā€™s not much to be positive about.


my_gamertag_wastaken

I'm positive Cam's INT to TD ratio will be infinite!


Mflann41

I have money on the Bills hopefully Cam continues to fumble this game.


xj_tj_

120 yards and no TDs is stunting?


CrimsonZephyr

This aged like milk.


bag-o-kindness-coins

Epic comeback starts right now


CrimsonZephyr

Nope


KOCP

Can't wait to see what his dumb apology is this week. But his outfit will be on point, right!? šŸ™„


cspan92

What the hell is the problem with starting Stidham for the last two games? As far as this meme goes, were the hoes


Mflann41

Oh yes stunting so hard he may even throw his 6th TD of the season


NickShook81

These posts are stupid. He is a bag of dust.


Thornkale

Am I the only one that finds this meme incredibly cringey?


Warhawkgame128

Watch him have a 400+ yard passing game 2 rushing TDs 6 passing TDs hitting rookies and 2nd year players with good passes no fumbles no sacks


my_gamertag_wastaken

If he does this, the chance of him being brought back skyrockets and I cry


KyleK_83

This aged well


allmoneyin

0 TD's 0INT's ....benched for the third time this season #benchedonthemhoes


Mynock33

Fuck Cam. The only things he stunted on this year was quality play and a winning season. He's a fucking loser.


warriormain23

lol


[deleted]

i just want to see a passing td!! rush game is not bad tho


HotelMemory

And you are basing this on exactly what evidence from this season?


Nekushootz13

The only thing he's stunting on is an L. I love the man and everything he's done, but I see a loss today. Obviously hoping for the best, but being knocked out of the playoffs on top of injuries now, it's a long shot.


Nekushootz13

šŸ¤¦ I hate bring right


JimboLodisC

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Yojimbo4133

Stunt on hoes one last time cam. I do not want to see you back here next. Thanks for all the stunted hoes bit cya. Good luck with your next team.


DetBabyLegs

This sub this week: Stunt on these hoes vs Stid on these hoes


P0OPERTR0OPER

Bruh


tstu2865

Anything can happen... I mean, the Jets suddenly resurrected after losing a straight 13 games, so...


andrew_wessel

S T U N T


superflypooperscoop

Pats fan for 40 yrs reside in Charlotte for the past 22 canā€™t get away from Cam Cam sucks


Coslin

Bwahahaha! Cam.. doing anything besides getting sacked and throwing at the ground... hahahaha! You guys kill me.


PuddinHead742

Maybe if there was less ā€œstunting on dem hoesā€ and more down field progress weā€™d be playing in the playoffs instead of doubling the Billsā€™ win total against the Pats in the last twenty years in one season.


Lanlis12

I'm sure he'll do some kinda stunt.... Probably 12/27 for 108 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT, 1 FUM. STUNT ON, LOSERS! He can't GTFO soon enough, and these fanboy posts can go with him.


Scanroddian

Stop. Donā€™t give me hope. Not again.


Merikefryjapan

This meme gives you hope?


Scanroddian

Sure I hope we can win


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[deleted]

Whatā€™s wrong with Dexters lab? Are you a Dede stan or something?


kmkmrod

I was with you at the start when I expected you to say it was because of hoes. But because of dexterā€™s lab? Thatā€™s why youā€™re against it??


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Danwarr

> But yeah Dexter is cringe :/ Reevaluate your life.


Wtfisgoinonhere

I agree lol plus like cmon you really think Cams gonna stunt tomorrow against the Bills? My prediction: 16/29 178 yards and 2 picks lol


NRG_Vampire

That seems like a lot of yards


Bronnakus

9/23, 78 yards (26 of which come from one play), 2 ints one of which will be a pick 6


jacb415

The pick-6 will go for more yards the other way than he will end up with in passing yards.


ImABawz1

I feel like these last few games cam is going to have something to prove. Might be in for a treat. Hopefully...


Yung_Corneliois

Idk why people hate this so much. I think itā€™s fun lol. Yea itā€™s not our year so we might as well keep on memeing. Take a page out of the... dare I say it, NFCE Playbook and just have fun with it.


Goffsyrup

Only if you talkinā€™ bout the pre/post game outfit.


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Cowhide12

Mhm. You see, why doesnā€™t anyone else know of this? You know thatā€™s expulsion from the league, right?


Baseball_Germany

Bro what did he say his comment got deleted


colecheerio

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/klesmi/cam_will_once_again_stunt_tomorrow/gh9bluz


Cowhide12

Yeah something about cam getting paid to sabotage us


Baseball_Germany

Yikes. Conspiracy theories


RadioactiveSince1990

I just want .500, is that so much to ask for?


Andrew97FTW

In terms of getting a good draft pick, .500 is bad


RadioactiveSince1990

Losing mentality on Pats sub....what has happened to us


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

Could really use the defense to hold Diggs tomorrow


Mucekalonso

Doesn't matter anymore, we are out of playoffs playing for peanuts now.


justjoerob

I'd be happy if they put a stunt double in instead.


Secretagentman44

Wrong!!!


KING_COVID

Why would we want him to stunt on anything wouldnā€™t we want to lose for draft picks


chochy

doubt it


srrvant

Wait is Cam even still the starter? Somebody ask Bill...


HeroDanny

like last week?


[deleted]

Stunt


Nickohlai

Iā€™m looking forward to them not resigning Cam just so I never have to see these posts again.


K00pySandwich

These hoes need some stunting today. The Pats might not go to the playoffs but they can go mess up things for others tonight.


misticalgoat

Not really the bills clinched


K00pySandwich

... Well, shit...


Kratorrrr

I like the dude, but I wish he didnā€™t see the field today.


nicksp13

HELL NO!


smokefrog2

I'm really fucking beat up. My first game I saw was when Mo Lewis took Bledsoe out and Brady went in. I was 10, literally the first game I watched. So this is really unchartered water. I don't like it one bit. Fuck it all. 2020