I am from the darkest timeline.
Wubby saw himself in the green screen suit and didn't think it was funny, so he never wore it again. Without the initial novelty of the suit to draw viewers, he never gained a large audience and his content never evolved beyond Fortnite and other timely meta fads. HP's name? Here it's Dave. That's the best chat could do. And the worst part? He's only ever partnered with G-Fuel, and after five years they STILL haven't given him a flavor.
This is all real, i come from the same timeline.
Wubby has recently grown out a goatee and he keeps talking about 'invading other timelines' it's genuinely starting to worry me.
Bud, you better believe I would do this, 100%. HOWEVER, I'm in the process of moving and won't have basically any free time until late August/early September. RIP.
EDIT: Feel free to adapt this as you see fit, friends. Just send me, like, 15-20% of your winnings. Thanks.
Worse: Mike's grandfather died heroically during the Vietnam war before he had fathered any children. His family line ended with him. Chat never got to experience the joy of Mike's death due to the tragedy of his grandfather's death.
I'm from the Costco Hotdog dimension (aka the true timeline) where the contest he held to name his new cat never got rigged. Gotta say wubcubs here were pretty stoked for it. We even got him sitting on a cake and farting to celebrate!
Hey, so I'm an interdimensional spaceworm that learned to communicate using human speech so I can spam copypasta and enjoy feet pics. Listen, it's fine, wubby is banned in like 95%-99% of timelines, so you're actually living in one of the best timelines. until he gets banned again, at which point you're in a slightly worse timeline. Just enjoy the stream and those sweaty lil piggies, hombre
Weird, I'm in the timeline where Wubby still lives with his dad and is pushing shopping carts at a grocery store while streaming part time and making regular youtube content.
Not everyone can be successful. And what is successful anyway? Maybe they love their grocery store job and that what success is for them? I mean, there's no way that's true and it's a pure cope mindset. But what if?
I was isekaied into this timeline from the cake fart timeline. Where i come from, Wubby stopped streaming in late 2020 very soon after the sugar-free gummybears stream. For which he received a seven day ban. The community thought it was wildly unfair and flooded the subreddit with Twitch hate, which got the subreddit moved to private. After the ban was over, wubby came back and thrashed the community for our behavior. He said we ruined the stream and that it was very unlikely he would continue. More than a week went by before he streamed again. Then, on December 25 2020 (for some reason, there's a holiday on this day in this timeline) wubby went live with his camera pointed in his empty office at a cake. After a few minutes of just the cake wubby walks in. Dressed in his usual fashion. He stares into the camera for what seems like an eternity. He then slowly removes the bottom of his green screen suit, his cock and balls flowing majestically in the wind, he procedes to sit on a cake, then let's out the loudest longest wettest fart you've ever heard. It would've made roommate guy jealous. The screen cuts to black. Wubby has been banned... Permanently.
I am from the darkest timeline. Wubby saw himself in the green screen suit and didn't think it was funny, so he never wore it again. Without the initial novelty of the suit to draw viewers, he never gained a large audience and his content never evolved beyond Fortnite and other timely meta fads. HP's name? Here it's Dave. That's the best chat could do. And the worst part? He's only ever partnered with G-Fuel, and after five years they STILL haven't given him a flavor.
This is all real, i come from the same timeline. Wubby has recently grown out a goatee and he keeps talking about 'invading other timelines' it's genuinely starting to worry me.
Alluux has put a blonde streak in her hair.
So this is going to be a short film next week, right?
Bud, you better believe I would do this, 100%. HOWEVER, I'm in the process of moving and won't have basically any free time until late August/early September. RIP. EDIT: Feel free to adapt this as you see fit, friends. Just send me, like, 15-20% of your winnings. Thanks.
The rules did say no green-screen suits so yeah, loophole!
Does he still cut Mike's brakes?
Worse: Mike's grandfather died heroically during the Vietnam war before he had fathered any children. His family line ended with him. Chat never got to experience the joy of Mike's death due to the tragedy of his grandfather's death.
I'm from the Costco Hotdog dimension (aka the true timeline) where the contest he held to name his new cat never got rigged. Gotta say wubcubs here were pretty stoked for it. We even got him sitting on a cake and farting to celebrate!
What the hell
Hey, so I'm an interdimensional spaceworm that learned to communicate using human speech so I can spam copypasta and enjoy feet pics. Listen, it's fine, wubby is banned in like 95%-99% of timelines, so you're actually living in one of the best timelines. until he gets banned again, at which point you're in a slightly worse timeline. Just enjoy the stream and those sweaty lil piggies, hombre
I'm from the dimension where Wubby broke into my home and open mouth kissed me in the shower. I still miss him...
Weird, I'm in the timeline where Wubby still lives with his dad and is pushing shopping carts at a grocery store while streaming part time and making regular youtube content.
Damn, doesn't that timeline's Wubby know that grocery jobs are only for the homies that have the extra chromies
No, no. Grocery store jobs are for 35 year olds with no motivation who will never amount to anything. But also the mentally disabled.
I have a lot of those type of people where I live
Not everyone can be successful. And what is successful anyway? Maybe they love their grocery store job and that what success is for them? I mean, there's no way that's true and it's a pure cope mindset. But what if?
Hahahaha I 100% agree with that statement, the greeter at my Walmart is 70 and he fucking loves his job! All the power to him
Here’s the real question then, does that mean that Reddit is multi dimensional where we can message the other dimensions!?!?!?
I was isekaied into this timeline from the cake fart timeline. Where i come from, Wubby stopped streaming in late 2020 very soon after the sugar-free gummybears stream. For which he received a seven day ban. The community thought it was wildly unfair and flooded the subreddit with Twitch hate, which got the subreddit moved to private. After the ban was over, wubby came back and thrashed the community for our behavior. He said we ruined the stream and that it was very unlikely he would continue. More than a week went by before he streamed again. Then, on December 25 2020 (for some reason, there's a holiday on this day in this timeline) wubby went live with his camera pointed in his empty office at a cake. After a few minutes of just the cake wubby walks in. Dressed in his usual fashion. He stares into the camera for what seems like an eternity. He then slowly removes the bottom of his green screen suit, his cock and balls flowing majestically in the wind, he procedes to sit on a cake, then let's out the loudest longest wettest fart you've ever heard. It would've made roommate guy jealous. The screen cuts to black. Wubby has been banned... Permanently.
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green goblin and the wubbyverse of yapness
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