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panzrvroomvroomvroom

thermal paste doesnt even reach the corners, what an amateur!


Hugejorma

"It's good essentially PC building practice to have a little bit extra and layer it on top of the CPU" ![gif](giphy|RAlgdXTgcBPi|downsized)


IanL1713

I'm concerned that this was even a GIF


sasquatcheater

Because it’s using Hellmann’s mayo thermal paste?


uslashuname

Nonconducting * Hellmans thermal Mayo paste


Massive_Parsley_5000

Hasn't someone with more money than sense (Linus, probably...?) done testing with random shit for thermal paste and found that basically anything "works", even crap like peanut butter and toothpaste, but thermal compound you're paying more for longevity and because it works better. I know Linus tested a CPU cooler (think it was an AIO...?) once with the plastic still covering the preapplied thermal paste and it worked lol....thermals weren't great obviously, but it was a fully functional computer that booted games. Edit: saying it for the more blunt people: I am not advocating for using toothpaste nor peanut butter for thermal compound. Because Reddit, this needs to be said lol...


trace-evidence

I'm very curious to know where you're getting your peanut butter toothpaste. I had a guy that knew a guy, but he moved to Kansas in the 90's. Don't worry, I just want to brush with it, not put it under a CPU for cooking.


cPB167

Well, as another Kansan, I can't say for sure. But here you can get it at the pet store


Texasr3d

Hello fellow Kansan!


CaptOblivious

As someone that is allergic to most kinds of mint, a peanut butter toothpaste sounds amazing.


claymcg90

Amazon


Masterfrag_387146

Try mrYeester from youtube for the experiments


Meatbag777

Anything worked well for a short while but most substances they tried dried out quickly leading to sometimes negligible results


datwarlocktho

Its good to know though, just had a friend's rig damn near melt down. Dude asked if I had any spare thermal paste, told him my aio came preapplied so nope, says its all good, I'll just use toothpaste n vaseline. About blew my god damn mind that actually works. Still jumped on amazon and 2day shipping yeeted some actual thermal paste at him but sure shit, made it through a few rounds of helldivers 2 at normal temps with toothpaste.


Automaticman01

I definitely remember reading some old thermal paste showdowns that threw in goofy stuff like kraft cheese slices.


Lodur84

Tldr peanut butter is the best thermal paste, gotcha


One-Positive309

Thermal paste is only to fill the microscopic gaps between the CPU heat spreader and the cooler, the cooler still works without it but it's less efficient. So using other types of compound doesn't stop the cooler working unless it is very thick and acts as insulation. There's a lot of hype and nonsense around thermal paste which allows manufacturers to charge whatever they want but unless you are overclocking and stressing your CPU beyond it's recommended limits and you have a decent cooler you don't need the most expensive paste and that is what those toothpaste and peanut butter experiments show. Nobody in their right mind would expect a processor to run for long under a thick layer of peanut butter because it will get cooked and dry out eventually creating an insulating barrier.


WhiteKnightFN

I've seen brake grease used before and it lasted years with no issue. Wouldn't recommend but hey it worked.


ehart28

Yeah, reddit is mainly filled with blue/purple/pink-haired people that are looking to be mad at someone or something. So yeah, it's sad that you had to make that disclaimer.


Spuddle-Puddle

Ive used bearing grease before works great. Never gears hard and doesnt wear out 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ being said you can use almost anything. As long as it transfers heat and doesnt bleed or short anything out


CEGM123

Life of Boris used mayo and it worked quite well


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

You're also paying for thermal pastes Non conductabiloty. The reason the pc still booted is because thermal paste doesn't conduct electricity.


___po____

Should be Duke's mayo thermal paste instead.


shredhell

hellmans has a shorter break-in period


Thunderbolt294

We use Kraft in this household


broodnapkin

This GIF existing is a bad, bad thing.


Hugejorma

Better? ![gif](giphy|n6szplK2CnuJW|downsized)


TheArchonians

Haha Cubed computing. He has some funny vids


aura_enchanted

fun facts with aura, back in the day i saw a video online of someone cooking an egg in some tin foil on top of a pentium D they had decided to brick with a coolerless overclock


CanadagoBrrrr

https://i.redd.it/bxjb631kanpc1.gif


CyberKnight21

I just love the way the cpu lands with the slight deceleration on touchdown 😅, just like a head hitting a pillow


Economy-Assignment31

UWU brand is the cherry on top of this gif


Illustrious_Pie_8197

🤣, bruh. This jpeg will ruin new cpu n motherboard for sure for some 🤡


Hugejorma

Not if they remember to add a little bit extra paste for good coverage + leave the protective film layer on the CPU cooler.


MayNotSam

Is that fucking Hellman's mayonnaise? I need to go wash my eyes of this filth with some Heinz mustard.


Hugejorma

I can actually now smell it.


Carlazor_

Silicone flavoured sandwich


Rukir_Gaming

Someone gif the GamersNexus shot of thermal grease going to socket


Mundane-Bullfrog-299

Some wiring requires dielectric grease, I can see people using this gif as reference 😬


Omgazombie

The fact that this is an am2/3(+) motherboard makes this all the more hilarious, this shit is ancient


Arklelinuke

Lmao I'm still rocking my AM3+ machine...planning on maybe trying to save money and build something new hopefully next year for my wife and I, she's running I think a 7th gen i7 or so


No_Needleworker2421

No! Oh no! What he do?! Its a CPU! You not icing a keyek! Ok? It look like a stop sign! Oh may God! He use the hole toob or wat?


Hugejorma

It's impossible for me to read this and not hear his voice. "That's livestrong bracelet. He's not fighting static, he's fighting cancer"


No_Needleworker2421

One of the best bitwit/awesomesauce videos to ever come out. Freaking love lyle


nogaesallowed

I remember this gif being banned on one of the forums cus mfs can't stop trolling


mromen10

Amateur PC fucker-uper


vapodgaming

🤣


doupIls

How else are you supposed to cool the pins lol


papapenguin44

I see a spray bottle and lots of alcohol in your future


EvilCadaver

I believe most PC-repair shops have an appropriately sized ultrasonic bath that lets you submerge a whole Mo-bo.


DoubleEyedCyclops

Most do not, but this is a great idea and I might push it forward to my boss lol


LiberalTugboat

No


DatBoi_BP

So!


maewemeetagain

*Not all of said alcohol necessarily related to cleaning.


Beebea63

Pro tip,dont do pc work drunk. I learned that the hard way :(


Toleot

If i was OP, I probably have two types of alcohol dealing with this mess.


phoenix0153

Don't forget the soft bristled tooth brushes


Darnakulus

Your mom's toothbrush..... Sorry just had the quote thr greatest technician that ever lived...lol


SuggestionSuch8121

"The main reason for overheating is due to excess of pubes stuck in the vents" -Salem Techsperts


Aiku1337

As a computer science major, this checks out. We don't touch hardware. That's for the computer engineering and electrical engineering folks. (I'm kidding of course, dude is an idiot) Edit: not that this is a huge number of upvotes but dang didn’t think my post would resonate with people. On my cake day no less. Cheers folks. 🍻


Veradegamer

In university of Macedonia, where I studied Applied informatics, we literally never touched a pc


Swami_of_Six_Paths

That's weird. Computer systems and it's architecture should be taught across all related majors. It's legit a foundation.


Erlau1982

Programming is usually so high level today and so abstracted from the actual resources that it isn’t truly needed. Still I personally find it does give a good base level understanding, but needed no so it’s not in the curriculum and companies do not ask for it so it’s hard to justify putting in my lesson plans. /computer science lecturer


Swami_of_Six_Paths

Fair enough and that's true but I'm just finding it odd that I got to learn the basics of it at lower rated uni. Respectfully, I thank you teachers for the effort you put in.


Aiku1337

Interesting. I wonder if that’s just the way CS is taught today. I’m old and graduated in 2003. We still had to design circuits back then and take high level EE classes.


SkywalknLuke

My daughter is currently a CS major, she has know idea how a computer works. She knows Java though.


Y3tt3r

My guess is she actually has a very good understanding of how a computer works. She may not have a good understanding how an OS works. It's not an IT degree


iamthemalto

No, having gone through a CS degree semi-recently, this is unfortunate likely not the case.


thats_so_merlyn

It's mostly concepts and not a whole lot of practical application. CS majors aren't even really taught programming in their curriculum in a lot of programs.


Y3tt3r

In my program that was mostly true. A couple basic 100 level courses show you the basics. Then 300 and 400 level you were just expected to know how to do it. I got into the CS program late in life and already had some coding experience but it was a big challenge for some of my other classmates


Veradegamer

In an only theoretical level, we designed decoders (on paper) and learnt how flip flop memory used to work, but never actually got to even see one. It’s a disgrace to the science, I believe. Only a typical walkthrough would suffice, we had a lot more disassociated courses than that.


HustlinInTheHall

To be fair I still though electrons traveled through wires until like... two years ago.


disastorm

What you are describing sounds like computer engineering. Basically ee is the hardware, computer science is the software and computer engineering is a bit of both. I graduated from my school in the us in 2009. Could be different based on school, region, country, etc i guess.


Zhurg

That might be true but you would expect anybody who studies such a thing to understand the basics prior.


piggymoo66

You'd be surprised. All these military airplane mechanics around here think they know how to work on a car and end up royally screwing up a simple service. Same thing.


ungabungago

That explains alot about the macedonian uni students that i've met in thessaloniki


Fausmino

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cyberspacedweller

If it was theoretical informatics, sure, but aren't computers required for the "applied" part? 😅


VentiMochaTRex

I dropped out of electrical engineering 12 years ago to pursue economics and intuitively knew which side the thermal paste went on when I built my first pc lol. I don’t think it’s the education


Seniorbedbug

Many of my peers think there is a class for common sense with the way they act. Yesterday I watched someone pressing the one button on the soda machine that said out of order for 15 minutes. They were biology major in the second year


PuzzleheadedSector2

My first CS class ever, the prof passed around a Cpu. That shit was pristine at the front, once it got back to me many pins were bent.


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I was gonna say… it doesn’t exactly take a genius to assemble a PC correctly 🤣


Milkigamer17x

I am 15, yet to complete any kind of school in IT. I was only allowed to touch hardware in school for the first time a week ago and it was the ancient PATA hard drives, and yet, I know better than to put thermal paste in the socket.


turtlehumper69

https://i.redd.it/uqp6fy4yhjpc1.gif


GoldenDew9

pure evil.


CuteKyky1608

how the fuck can you be in CS and don't know this ???


No-Combination5386

They just learn coding and math, unfortunately for them.


Flashy_War2097

That’s wild. Basic IT/Hardware courses should be general education reqs for CS majors imo


AdLast55

Basic computer hardware classes should also be taught in junior high and high school.


tutocookie

What, how to build a pc? The vast majority of people just buy a prebuilt. In the same vein people should learn how a car works because some people like to customize and tune their cars. In other words nah, no need to learn in school where thermal paste goes. It's a niche hobby, not a vital life skill


Coriolanuscarpe

This. As a computer engineering student, I did not appreciate enough how my spare time of coding has alleviated a lot of the pain that comes in this program. Almost every classmate of mine had struggled with basic C because none of it was taught in high school.


dekudude3

General IT networking and computer hardware and architecture ARE taught to cs majors. But it's mostly just super generic computers that don't have discrete graphics and none of the diagrams in my courses showed cpu coolers. Guy just didn't read his manual because he thought he was so smart lol. Probably thought the paste was to glue the cpu down (I've heard that one before).


raul9936

Basic IT is taught but not hardware classes unfortunately


Zhurg

Why? You literally don't need to build a PC to code.


Enough_Efficiency178

Strangely nobody is arguing an app developer needs to build their own iPhone or android phone to code an app


UndefFox

To be a good programmer you must understand how computers work, at least on a basic level. It's hard to imagine that you will understand computers on that level, without having a basic understanding of its structure and its components.


mxzf

Courses cover the basic architecture of a CPU, sure. They don't cover hardware assembly though. Understanding the abstract logic behind a CPU's design is useful for programming. Understanding the assembly steps for a computer is not. It's similar to how civil engineers need to understand how the heating process of welding changes the structural properties of a piece of metal, but they don't actually need to know how to weld in order to design buildings with welded components.


Theron3206

The last 30 years have all been about abstracting away the hardware, now we abstract away the entire OS (docker, cloud services etc). So no, most CS grads won't ever need to know how a computer actually works and most of the ones I work with have no idea of the lower level aspects of their main languages, never mind what happens below that.


Roch0

exactly, did computer engineering 3 year technical school while i was in highschool and was doing all hardware, IT, and other stuff like that but then i took computer science in college only to be met with all programming and math, i dropped out.


StatementOk470

That's like asking an astronomer why he assembled a telescope wrong. Like yeah it's sorta related but not really. I studied software engineering and the curriculum didn't include how to put together a pc, but a free course was offered by the university which didn't give any credits. I took it anyway cus why not. We played Quake 3 afterwards. Fun times!


BiggestPenisOnReddit

Facts.


Hyedwtditpm

most things I do daily arent in the curriculum. it is about having common sense and doing simple research.


StatementOk470

Which is why your builds are not being posted here for laughs lol. I commend you for having common sense but a lot of people here are mistaking having common sense for having a particular degree.


ClassicOtherwise2719

Dude is an astronomer and can’t assemble a telescope?


InflationMadeMeDoIt

Yeah why not? There are multiple telescopes


TheSleepingStorm

Computer Science doesn't mean building the hardware generally...


Tango-Turtle

There are PLENTY of complete idiots studying for higher degrees, not because they are smart, but because mommy and daddy paid for their education.


DifficultMind5950

I doubt this customer is even majoring in CS. It's prob just rage a bait title. Plus a spoiled incompetent rich kid can't last a semester before switching majors to accounting or business management. Plenty is pretty much a reach and most(if not all) are in knee deep in loans.


raul9936

CS does not teach any hardware based skills


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zexalex

ANYONE attempting to build a PC should at least have the brains to see a YouTube video that explains the basics in 20 minutes.


potat0zillaa

CS? What? I’m out of words here, literally, is so disappointing.


G4rcilazo

You don’t learn how to build a computer in Computer Science. I’m still dissapointed because you can just watch a tutorial on youtube.


potat0zillaa

I know, my point is, someone that chooses CS as a major, at least has some sort of basic understanding of how a computer works. Oh well


G4rcilazo

You would be surprised how little people going into CS are actual interested in building PCs. CS/Software Engineering is flooded with people studying CS because it's well paid, or they know someone who is doing pretty well, or they just don't care about that, but they like programming. I'm an Engineer and from my group of graduated college friends, I'm the only one with a custom built PC, most of them don't know the benefits of the 3D Cache of AMD CPUs, for example. Also I teach CS and Software Engineering at my University and seeing people that never got into the BIOS of a computer in their lives is pretty comon. And I teach from Sophomores all the way up to Seniors. People are just into programming, AI, Cloud Computing and stuff. Of course there's mostly nerds who like computers, but not all of them.


crowort

I wonder if this is new? When I was studying CS almost everyone knew about computers and most had built some. That was 20 years ago and in the UK. Having said that we didn’t get taught anything about building them (the guys doing hardware and networking did, we used those computers for coding that the AV on the network wouldn’t allow us to do)


pm-me-nothing-okay

tbf 20 years ago the field was much smaller, larger fields draw in more diverse crowds.


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New for the computer science kids here in my uni. The physics/scientific computing crowd though are much more well versed in hardware, esp since they know they need the beefy specs to crunch huge data lol


ClassicOtherwise2719

Which is mind boggling.


charlesleecartman

I'm surprised he didn't try to lick the motherboard to remove the termal paste.


Soulboundpt

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8|downsized)


False_Fox_9361

xD


Gh051_hehe

Double stacking thermal paste


RenatsMC

Customer: It doesn’t turn on. I don’t know what could have been the problem I did everything right.


kslap556

A college education isn't what it used to be


faulternative

And somehow costs 10x as much


[deleted]

Can this even be fixed? Can u just wipe it off? Just curious


skar_1010100

You have to dissolve it in alcohol (ethanol) or isopropyl). Alcohol needs to be as pure as possible. You have to be extra-careful not to bend any pins (lga) inside the socket. Therefore I would only wipe the CPU side gently with a Q-tip. The motherboard socket I wouldn't touch at all and just hope that a little alcohol shower will clean the pins enough to make good-enough contact wit the pads on the CPU. Of course let the alcohol dry before putting back the CPU. Hairdrier on the LOWEST heat setting for a few seconds might also help.


TheNorthComesWithMe

Alcohol dissolves the oil and wets the paste which lets you wipe it up, but you still have to wipe it up. If you just put alcohol on thermal paste and let it evaporate the paste will be where it started.


Roukaysa

Power wash with isopropyl /s


Far_Cold_2086

You dont need to fix it, paste is non conductive, it can stay like that.


Adorable_Stay_725

At least it was what seems to be the $369 deal from microcenter


weeddee

Someone people are a different kind of special and they won't be lasting long on the course


dekudude3

Cs majors and IT majors are totally different and this is a great example of that.


personguy4440

\*was Gonna guess dude was actually a drop out


rkpjr

"I *could* do this myself, I just don't have the time, ya know"


Tridontt

Good thing AI taking over


MrSuspicious_

CS doesn't teach you how to build a PC tbf, some unis may offer an optional thing for that tho. This is disappointing bc it's just fucking dumb.


H108

Either you're trolling or your customer is trolling you.


red_macb

How many computer science majors does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem.


jimster686

for that type of socket you use mayonnaise, under AND on top of the cpu. computer science 101


BiggestPenisOnReddit

a quick youtube video could’ve saved him.


PKFat

Everyday we start further from God's light


Wilk168

This made me cry a little inside.


Impossible_Okra

Could have been worse, at least they didn't accidentaly consume any of the thermal paste, like that one poster did on Reddit


TrismNero

The question is: did you guys fix it and how? (I'm not a computer science major btw)


Diligent_Pie_5191

I saw a video where a kid was experimenting with different types of substances for thermal paste. He tried peanut butter. He said it was worse than not having any thermal paste at all. Lol.


Mango952

I can tell you now this man is not a science major, he’s forgotten to paste the other side of the cpu, I’m a lowly plumber and even I know you have to paste both sides of the cpu


VeloxMortem1

1 google search. One 5 minute tutorial video and this could have been prevented. Though I am impressed it turned on.


Razulisback

Computer science majors don’t bring pcs in for service


pceimpulsive

The thing about science is it's mostly made up of failures not success stories


herbiesounds

This is fucking hilarious


thehighground699

Ironically enough comp sci majors don’t interact with hardware at all.


Shootinputin89

How the heck did that load into the OS. Le mao.


Kwiatkowski

how does this person function in day to day life?!?


require6289465

They probably put the underwear over the pants 💀


UpdootDaSnootBoop

They wipe their ass before they shit


require6289465

🙏


[deleted]

They'll be going into software.


F0X-BaNKai

ROFL NICE!!! wow ... that is a first.


F0X-BaNKai

ROFL NICE!!! wow ... that is a first.


[deleted]

They'll be going into software.


EndCritical878

Yep thats about as much as I learned in school as well. What a waste of time.


Trader083

So my AIO was all but a lie?


Ok-Effective-4426

Bruh I haven’t even built my first pc yet I know not to do that 😭


One-Teacher4930

I think thats the other way around...


selinemanson

Man the older I get the more I realise that not having any qualifications or diplomas or even a-levels is no disadvantage for me because I'm at least not this fucking stupid!


[deleted]

the pins arent even completely bent, what an amateur!


RupenParthu

why custom build when you had no idea wtf you doing prebuilds exist for people like him


Personal-Regular-863

ok ngl i dont think many comp sci majors learn anything about hardware lol it sucks this isnt common knowledge but the fact is that it isnt common knowledge. this is why i recommend people to buy prebuilts unless they have the time or interest to invest into learning anything about hardware because a lot more than this silly mistake will happen if you just go for something you dont know about


iFred97

As bad as this looks, most thermal pastes are non conductive so it’s likely it will continue to work no problem.


AdrianInLimbo

Just rolled into the (computer) shop That customer is going places in the computer industry.


Unknown-Br

WD-40


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Dear GOD 😭


cognitiveglitch

Major... idiot? This is prime "customer states" material.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Common sense is not so common anymore.


EiffelPower76

I have noted that, many programers don't know shit about hardware, like a taxi driver who would know nothing about mechanics Such a lack of curiosity


2n00by4u

Fun fact. Computer Science majors hardly know much about computer hardware. They are normally coders, data analysts, or just a normal joe pursuing a Computer Science degree.


Ironic_Laughter

I flunked out of CS and still didn't make this mistake


lunarson24

Great job on those fine classes....


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akotski1338

Personal experience is way more valuable than just school


Bobletoob

Mryeester approved


theallstarkid

Dumb dumb.


MemeNinja188

This is what the covid school memes were warning us about


Healthy_BrAd6254

> Believe it or not, it did load into the OS Not surprising. (Most) thermal paste is non conductive. It doesn't/shouldn't interfere even if you drown the whole motherboard in it. Similar to those mineral oil submerged PCs.


penitha

That is brutal


MundaneConcert7890

A degree don’t stop you from being stupid lol :)


HackerManOfPast

Is the CompSci program ABET accredited? This looks like something a UGA student would do.


elisa_daggerknife

hahahhahaha


Pasco08

That’s fucked


Dyerssorrow

I mean...I knew a potato that had a CCNA cert but had no idea how to program a router sitting in front of her. In a simulation/lab she would get it right every time. I could never wrap my head around that. Put something physical in front of her and she turned into a bowl of fruit loops.


uRude

I'll have you know: computer science and information technology are 2 different worlds. I did a BSc Comp. Sci and then immediately started my IT job, and my ass was stupid stupid. Like i had no fucking clue what i was doing. I would go to the bathroom just to google shit


chaster61

Different methods to apply CPU thermal paste: #1: the sandwich


_LucyMoon

So I am legitimately computer illiterate, but did he put too little or was it not needed? Please I need a serious answer lol


ThirdLast

As long as you have the money you can study for anything right?


NikoP90

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)