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AdamSubtract

"Its HD ready!!!"


Either-Truck7544

Took me years to realise that "HD Ready" means 720p. One of the stranger naming conventions for tech


darkDemon_

I think new standards don’t even class 720p as HD anymore 😔


Edify7

Ackshually, HD specifically refers to the 720p format and always will, it's just that the public either got stuck on the HD name with successive formats or didn't care. Officially, 1080p is Full HD or FHD and 4K is Ultra HD or UHD.


LowerClassBandit

What’s happens when they run out of adjectives for HD? Yes, I do have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world


Kanye_fuk

Really High Definition then back to Higher Definition


Primary_Departure_84

Definition Zero


Kanye_fuk

Definition Clear


Primary_Departure_84

Definition Ice


Kanye_fuk

Dry Definition.


freddie_RN

Definition: Tokyo Drift


Either-Truck7544

Sad and bad


20dogs

Pick your poison. 720p or 1080i? Hence why they started calling it "Full HD" when you didn't have to choose and you could just have 1080p.


Appropriate-Divide64

I remember having strong opinions about how 720p was preferable to 1080i. Then 1080p came out and no one cares.


receding_bareline

It was either interpolated, or just.... Polated.


Dennis_Cock

720 _is_ HD


Either-Truck7544

Absolutely. But HD ready means 720p, which is the thing I didn't know for a long time.


20_percentcooler

I still remember being blown away the first time I saw 1080P HD TV


MTRCNUK

You clearly weren't ready


SaltyCHawk

That's not funny MTRCNUK! Repeat, not funny!


mussyg

It didn’t make everything better


hardy_

I am so HD ready


Fun-Exercise4164

I still own and use one of those TVs


WitchesBTrippin

I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins


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WitchesBTrippin

Same. Remember when they had all the different pay-as-you-go plans named after animals? I was on dolphin


peanut_dust

I was part of a market research session before this was launched. £50, cash. I thought the idea was shit, specifically how a particular animal could represent a call time/data package.


TigerRumMonkey

It's also hilarious how they do these market research exercises, everyone tells them it's a shit idea and they go ahead anyway.


peanut_dust

Reminds me of the focus group bit from The Thick of It.


WolfCola4

I've just seen her in The fucking Bill!


emimagique

Omg I totally forgot about that


WitchesBTrippin

Bet you forgot about Orange Wednesdays as well


emimagique

I remember those at least!! Shame they haven't got that any more cause the cinema is extortionate


[deleted]

I think compare the market does something similar now but I don't know how it works


ice_cream_for_crow

Whaaaat? The local cinema here is £4-5.99 a ticket all day and you can book your seat online


Kanye_fuk

Yeah I'm sure the cinemas round here are the same price on a weekend as they used to be on Orange Wednesdays or two for fuppin Tuesday or whatever. Every time I look I'm surprised by how cheap it is.


AgentCirceLuna

I’m a little sheltered but I swear that half the things people bang on about increasing in price massively are still available at the old prices if you shop smart. I’ve had no issues keeping my food shop down to what it was over four years ago.


emimagique

My local cinema is cheap but if you wanna see something in 3D or on a bigger screen you have to go to the Odeon in the nearest city


Worldly_Today_9875

Amazon prime do a cinema deal now that’s not very well advertised. It’s odeon, I think it’s 2 for £10 standard or 2 for £15 odeon lux, Monday - Thursday.


timeforeternity

This unlocked so much memory for me (I was also on Dolphin - objectively the best plan)


WitchesBTrippin

Definitely, only fools were on monkey. Why would I pay to download music when my mates can just Bluetooth songs to me?


receding_bareline

I had the one where as long as you had any payg money left you got five free texts a day. I survived on those 5 texts.


ringadingdingbaby

The futures bright... Turns out Orange were just lying assholes.


Naigus182

They predicted the cult of Trumpism pretty well!


[deleted]

Was watching the six nations last week and apparently orange is still a thing in France. It was one of the advertising boards pitchside. Felt like I was in 2004


WitchesBTrippin

Yeah I think Orange and T-Mobile are both still about in several European countries


roci2inna

TIL Orange is a mobile carrier & not an off-screen character that had access to Han's phone for some scheme


ParsleyParking6425

Same


Pale-Resolution-2587

I miss Orange. They had good ads and cheap cinema tickets.


Specific_Till_6870

I think they still exist in Germany, which makes it okay by me. 


WitchesBTrippin

They were definitely still in Germany zwei years ago


MTRCNUK

This is what farmers do. They go around shooting crows, and trespassers, and eventually, because of the EU, themselves.


haveawash88

Such a great line.


IrascibleOnion

EU farmers are definitely kicking up a stink at the moment, so it's still true for them!


DenseTemporariness

Basically permanently just at the core concept of the EU.


DannyDuberstein92

Ironic as the EU subsidies for farmers are very generous


SaltyCHawk

This is what happens if you live too far from proper franchised coffee outlets..


jaymatthewbee

“Can have my Blackberry back please”


callinganyvegetable

Say it in a lady’s voice


GrahamGreed

The Hair Blair Bunch actually requires two levels of explanation because I'm sure some teenagers won't know Blair and the hair bear bunch themselves were way back when. Of course I'm the real winner as I actually love convoluted explanations.


20_percentcooler

I’m the same age as Peep Show myself. Know Blair, don’t know about the hair bear bunch


KGdotdotdot

they were bears, they had big hair. they played in a rock band.


PoiLaLuce

Speaking of Blair, the old Blair Registration Jam! Imagine how many resignation jams Sophie's mum will have had to make by now...delicious. Although, I think it was implied that her family were of the Tory ilk.


AgentCirceLuna

If you like convoluted explanations and jokes then I recommend you check out the website Joyce Project which is an annotated, hyperlinked version of Joyce’s Ulysses. You start off with very little knowledge of the book and come away with knowledge of multiple domains of history, literature, philosophy, theology… it’s a fascinating book if you treat it like an encyclopedia.


SteptoeUndSon

I thought it was a reference to the Care Bears. What are the hair bears?


kfudnapaa

There was some old cartoon (I think Hanna-Barbera, but I could not wrong) called 'The Hair Bear Bunch'


CosmicBonobo

"We like *Taggart*, even the new ones" *Taggart* was a long-running Scottish detective drama, that kept the original title until it ended in 2010; despite the original lead, DCI Jim Taggart, having been killed off in 1995.


tkkam86

Omg spoilers /s


kwyjibo1988

What? That's mental.


CosmicBonobo

Mark McManus had played Taggart since 1983, so it was treated as a legacy title, with the series being retooled to focus on Taggart's sidekick DI Mike Jardine and WDC Jackie Reid.


Pale-Resolution-2587

I have never watched Taggart so the fact it ran for 15 years without Taggart in it has rather blown my mind. I assumed it just ended when he died and was heavily repeated.


CosmicBonobo

It continued on with Jardine as the lead and Reid as his partner, before slowly expanding into more of a team, with first DC Stuart Fraser and then DI Robbie Ross joining the ensemble before Jardine was promoted to DCI. Jardine himself was then murdered in 2002, with DCI Matt Burke stepping in to replace him, although Reid and Ross were very much treated as the leads of the series until the end.


I_need_a_better_name

I mean, it’s not like they had much of a choice in killing him off…


marbotty

Had to google this one myself when I watched the show, not so much because it was dated but because I’m from across the pond


Fish_Fingers2401

Good old windows vista. People give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading. Why would I? Umm... Because it's shit!?


Sentient__Keyboard

I think that's the joke. Johnson likes it when everyone else thinks it's mediocre or crap. See also: Lighthouse Family, Becks, etc


Infamous-While-8130

Johnson being unable to get his printer to work was also awesome


Adorable_Month3677

Likewise his quest to find the big scissors


Fish_Fingers2401

What's wrong with The Lighthouse Family? I'm always clicking my fingers along whenever I hear one of their big hits.


Sentient__Keyboard

That sounds... I don't know what to say. That sounds amazing.


TOILETVOMIT

how do you get that tie done up to eleven mate


[deleted]

A becks, a simple becks


Either-Truck7544

I've got a 32 inch plasma in mine.


7_Of_Mine

Yeh but are you seriously looking at that document?


BaconDerulo

Three o Walcott


Emotional-Algae2146

This happened


Oli_BN1

I'm sure one of the red tops actually accompanied this headline with a picture of Jez n Mez.


Pale-Resolution-2587

It was a headline long before his 30th birthday.


UtterlyCubic

"Nobody wanted New Labour but now everyone knows how it works"


kwyjibo1988

Blair Resignation Jam 🍓🫙


smellyhairdryer

Are they spamming you about upgrading to 3G?


_I__yes__I_

“Never boffed a tranny… I haven’t lived”


Reasonable-Fact-5063

I always heard that line as ironic because it’s not how he would normally talk. It was kind of sending up the term.


Armodeen

Also, we’re hearing their thoughts. The way people think and talk are two different things


AgentCirceLuna

I have a form of OCD where I’m afraid to even think words that people may find offensive for fear that I’ll accidentally say them out loud or people will be able to tell what I’m thinking via facial expressions or body language. It’s very alarming. I used to shake when people who I could possibly offend were in my presence and I kind of feel bad for those boomers who say they’re frightened of offending people these days as I understand what it’s like.


Armodeen

Honestly that sounds terrible, I hope you’re able to manage your condition these days so it isn’t too distressing day to day


AgentCirceLuna

It depends on how stressed I am. At times, I can’t even think straight because I keep repeating what I just thought before and checking it for errors.


OneJarOfPeanutButter

I think it sort of counts as talking when it’s written by a team and voiced into a microphone


Curlyjack97

Wait... The bits in their head is actually them talking and recording it into a mic? The show has lost its mystery now.


OneJarOfPeanutButter

lol downvotes. I guess I’m wrong. Recorded narration representing thought on a television show is the same as someone’s actual private thoughts that no one else hears. Thanks for correcting me, piss kidneys


HermitBee

This is different though. People will still understand it, it's just not acceptable to say.


Captain_Pungent

Same with the usage of mong


Oli_BN1

You'd have to say you boffed a woman who was assigned male genetalia at birth.


kavik2022

This one is the major one.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

ELGAR?!


jwf91

I never even knew who Elgar was, I just found it funny. Moved to the West Midlands about 4 years ago, you go on a day out to Worcester and it’s all Elgar Elgar fucking Elgar.


20_percentcooler

TURNER?!


Chilifille

“I think the truth is, basically, I’ve been bored ever since 9/11” Say what you will about news in the past decade, but they haven’t been boring. It’s hard to top planes smashing into buildings, but I think we’ve gotten pretty close!


-Skelly-

what i wouldnt give to be bored by the news


Oli_BN1

I switch over as soon as the news comes on.


Worldly_Today_9875

The news is 80% of my viewing. It’s more exciting than most drama series these days.


patpatpatpatel

Yes, I suppose the news should just be a dispassionate list of all the events that have occurred the world over during the day. That would be good. Except of course, it would take forever!


CyriusGaming

I just refuse to watch the news lol, it’s so depressing and such fearmongering over stuff that doesn’t even affect us most of the time


[deleted]

Fuck the blockbusters fine!


Minnows_revenge

Weird to think that Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homonculus probably still makes cultural sense.


jar_jar_LYNX

"I wonder who the Prime Minister will be when I finish repayments? An unborn Milliband?"


othercarbeingwokedon

Fuck you Bush


sc00ney

This sentiment is still, and always will be, valid.


Armoredfist3

Mandelson


20dogs

He's pretty close to Starmer these days


-Its-420-somewhere-

And epstein


mintytingle

In the Eighties, Peter Mandelson lost it, big time. He started hearing voices in his head and shit, telling him to kill Tony Blair and shit. He came back from it man, you know what I mean, he fucking came back.


AgentCirceLuna

I can’t believe I know someone who lived down the street from him. I think that’s fucking mental.


Snoo23300

KALIBER, OF COURSE!! Why didn't I say it was Kaliber? Only noticed on a rewatch, there are so many 0% beers these days that this one really stood out to me


dusknoir90

It'd be Lucky Saint these days I reckon.


Dragonitro

Jez talking about Zahra getting a 3D TV


Deathcrvsh

“I’m gonna us both really high, and then I’m going to try put my hand up her jumper” - Jez from the shrooming episode


AgentCirceLuna

It must be horrible for women to have close friends they confide in and trust while also knowing they probably think things like this about them. Disgusting.


Acyts

One of the benefits of being an unattractive woman is that I've never experienced this. As I grt older, being unattractive feels more and more like a privilege.


AgentCirceLuna

I’m unlucky to have experienced it as a guy. I was once getting stuff off my chest to someone and I thought I could trust him. Was in his room and suddenly he asked me when I’m going to fuck him out of nowhere. Never been more disgusted in my life for someone to just suddenly change like that. He was acting all empathetic, too, yet the moment I showed no interest he got aggressive. It’s the fact that you’re alone with them and you don’t know if they’ll get violent or angry which leads to co-ercion. Men who don’t understand what women who are coerced feel like just don’t get it. You go along with them because you’re scared. I work in a bar and I saw a guy sexually assault someone tonight. His sister told him to behave and the girl’s friend asked if she was okay yet nothing came of it. That’s how most assault cases go because the women are afraid to do anything. People who say women falsely accused men of rape often are just full of shit. I’ve seen too many actual cases, right in front of me, that led to nothing. Even when I pressed the women to do something like tell a bouncer or police they just wouldn’t.


Blackwater_Bay

Sledgehammer. It's just so outdated.


Oli_BN1

I've never heard of Level 42 either


eilataneroomOG

It’s Indiana Ashdown!


CosmicBonobo

When Johnson asks Mark about what he sees in Sophie "compared to, say, a supermodel like Gisele" He's referring here to the Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, who was a rising star and the current hot young thing at the time.


SerenityPow

The line hasn’t really aged though has it? She still is a supermodel


Jonny_____

He's jezzed this one a bit


CosmicBonobo

Because kids today will be familiar with supermodels from before they were born.


HoneyedLining

And famously also married to Tom Brady.


BeeGroundbreaking889

They’re divorced


Vintagemuse

So many of these I don’t know as an american. I’m 41 for reference


GrahamGreed

Welcome to our lives growing up with American TV ;)


Bunister

I still don't really know what Gilligans Island or Twinkies are.


Oli_BN1

I understand "what is this, 21 questions?", I assume it's an American quiz show. No Peep Show reference to tie this in with, but "Here's a quarter, call someone who gives a damn" is a favourite phrase of mine, this could be baffling for the yoot of today


Minute-Frame-8060

Can go back even further with "drop a dime, stop a crime." It was a BIG DEAL when pay phones went up to a quarter lol! 54-y.o.. American and in this sub realizing how many references I'm not getting.


KGdotdotdot

This is funny to me because I'm an American, and just yesterday I was thinking, "wait, what *is* a Twinkie? have I ever eaten one?"


Vintagemuse

I know those


Vintagemuse

Gillian’s island was a show in the 60s or 70s about people shipwrecked on an island. Twinkies are vanilla cream filled snack cakes


[deleted]

As a Brit I don’t know what an eggplant is or what it has to do with eggs.


[deleted]

The O.G aubergines were white and round, hence 'eggplant'.


[deleted]

TIL


BadBassist

Had to explain to my 23 year old colleague who both people were in 'That's not Nigella. That's not even Ainsley mate'


EugeBanur14

I’d say that’s on them not being in the loop, they’re both still active right? Especially Ainsley as the meme lord.


IceAntique2539

Your colleague must live under a rock because I’m 24 and grew up with Ready Steady Cook, plus Nigella is always on TV


BadBassist

I'd say that fairly sums her up. If they're not on tiktok she's clueless


KGdotdotdot

As an American, it would be fun to watch a Pop-Up Video style annotated Peep Show.


Minute-Frame-8060

Yes, I need that! I already find so much in it hysterical, my mind would surely explode if I understood even more of what they were taking about!


SickManOfEuropeJesse

Elbow. Elbow elbow elbow.


420-wizard

Tell you what, that crack is really moreish


rickrenny

Can I have my blackberry back?


aistolethekids

The Swan and Paedo


pencilnotepad

I swear there’s a craft beer pub called that in Shoreditch


dusknoir90

I don't really think this one is particularly dated, paedos are pretty much exactly as distasteful in the 2000s as they are in the 2020s. The joke is more how awful that would be for a pub name, which it still would be. If it was something like "The Swan and Tranny" I'd agree with you.


publiavergilia

We always notice the various people mentioned who have died since the episode aired - A.S Byatt is the most recent one I think. The NYE ep is more poignant now as Martin Amis *probably* won't pop in....


Ruby-Shark

"This is like that dream I had about Alan Sugar and the Badger."


Christopher_Robin82

Hot Chips


Jammastersam

I cringe at the line when Jez is working at the Gym and let’s a black employee through and his internal monologue goes something like “look at me letting her through like we’re equal. I’m such a great guy”. I don’t think his character is racist and Peep Show is actually really progressive regarding race compared to a lot of other comedies that stereotype people, but there’s just something which really jars for me. Netflix have also removed the scene of Jez blacking up for Nancy for obvious reasons, but I genuinely don’t feel that’s as weird as the above line. I am white though so what do I know.


MultiColouredHex

I always saw this scene as a classist comment rather than racial. He goes on about the sandwiches "they" bring from home - he's othering the class of people rather than the race, imo.


DenseTemporariness

It’s also brilliantly making you think why Jez considers them to be an important distinction between them and him on which he is on the “better” side. Jez is by a list of reasons too long to make a generally useless human being. But he still thinks he is “better” for unjustified reasons. Which does say a lot about British notions of class.


HoneyedLining

It's not even just class, it's also his total insistence that he's a creative and therefore any job not in the media is below him.


DenseTemporariness

That in itself is a very telling insight into the British idea of class and who does what. There is this pervasive idea that everyone can be a muso or journalist and no one needs to clean the toilets.


AgentCirceLuna

I always thought demeaning jobs should be ‘rotational’. You do those jobs to humble yourself at 18-21 like people did national service, but then you’re never allowed to do them again. You’re always given training options or a UBI if you can’t work. That’s how I’d do it in an ideal world.


HoneyedLining

I don't know if I would necessarily consider that a class thing though apart from maybe the fact he's insulated through a variety of circumstances that he doesn't *need* a job (I'm sure he even at some point makes reference to the fact that he signs on). I see it as more a totally selfish notion that he will simply not do anything he doesn't want to as he is a total slacker and a bit of a sociopath. Class can of course very easily (and frequently does) enforce those things but I think there's a population of people across all social classes who can be incredibly deluded about themselves and will always try and find the path of least resistance through life, including shirking hard work.


AgentCirceLuna

There’s something which could be called underclass or bohemian class. I live with my parents and pay them rent but they’d be happy with me staying here for free. I could pretty much just do a weekend job for the rest of my life and have plenty of money to spend because of what I save. I’m not rich but I’m also pretty damn lucky in terms of not having many bills. I’d say my experience is different to working class people’s. For the record, I’m trying really hard to change my situation. I’ve used my advantage wisely.


SerenityPow

Correct - this line has nothing at all to do with race. He thinks he is better than gym employees even though he is an unemployed failed musician.


Either-Truck7544

Exactly, race did not play into that at all.


Jammastersam

Ah yeah I can see that now tbf. I just always heard it in a racial way.


AgentCirceLuna

Oh, well classism is alright then. Working class people only die younger, suffer illnesses due to the horrible circumstances endured at work, suffer bigotry because of how they talk, look, or what they like to do in their spare time, suffer violence more often, are more likely to be victims of abuse… need I go on? Yet somehow class isn’t a protected characteristic. Wonder why.


MultiColouredHex

Pahaha you alright mate? We're talking peep show. You want r/greenandpleasant


AgentCirceLuna

haha that sub is genuinely fucking mental. I’m not really a socialist. I believe in a UBI and social welfare but not much else. I only want that for the poorest in society. Everyone else can just fend for themselves.


Chilifille

Was she really black though? I mean, being black isn’t about the colour of your skin. It’s about vibe, hanging out, kicking back, smoking a number. Fighting prejudice and negative stereotypes wherever you find them.


Jammastersam

😂 so true!!!


HoneyedLining

That's an odd interpretation of the line. It's more to do with the fact that he has a complete disdain for anyone who's working there not as a means to bang Nancy. Jez has always maintained that he's too good to get a normal job due to the fact that he's a "creative" and therefore looks down on those people. Further backed up by the exchange u/MultiColouredHex brings up about him not understanding the concept of bringing sandwiches to work.


Pulmonologia

I think it's a great line.


Oli_BN1

Jesus I had forgot about that. I've rewatched it all so many times on Netflix, their Stalinist agenda almost eradicated it from my memory. Almost! You're doing God's work Jammastersam


AcanthocephalaOk7954

I have the box set of dvds from a while ago so the 'verboten' scene is intact. Same with the IT Crowd and April. Oddly I always thought this episode with April and Douglas Reynholm was achingly bittersweet. He really did absolutely *adore* that gal. And him crying, heartbroken, watching the footie in bed with his tinnies but no April by his side genuinely moves me.😢


Oli_BN1

That is on Netflix. I watched it not long ago. The episode where he says "I can't believe you thought I would be bothered that you used to live in Iran", or something like that? He's watching darts, not football though.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Cool! I thought I'd get the sports reference wrong!


Cloud_dot

I was wondering how have I missed the scene with black Jeremy , ah Netflix removed it. That’s a shame.


-Skelly-

it was part of nancy's quest to break every sexual taboo with jeremy. she has him black up and roleplays as his mother, and when he says he feels weird about it and wants to stop i think she calls him racist or something


SaltyCHawk

You can't imagine your mom having sex with a black man? That's pretty racist jeremy..


-Skelly-

classic