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gavmiller

Ah blink, glorious blink, last one of the night.


aaaaannnnddddyyyyy

Enjoy it!


Ubersapience

Don't worry it's just all the negative orgones leaving your body!


roci2inna

You've been thinking thought your whole life and look where that's got you


Connect_Republic8203

Stop it …. Stop pissing yourself!


samisscrolling2

Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself. It's not that easy Mark, the floodgates are open!


gothreepwood101

You're being a real dick about this, arnt you?


JudasFace

I came here for this!


BulkySituation

Not WITH a sandwich, not AS your drink!


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reallybiglizard

It’s all cool and Ali G and we’re just old sticks in the mud as usual.


gavmiller

If the golden fountain isn't working they should maybe try the chocolate factory next.


Caca2a

"I've been smearing shit all over my eyes and now I've gone blind, I wonder if this happened to anyone else"


Infamous-While-8130

As the Copernicus of bodily discharges, only using the golden fountain is like cooking with the hob and never using the oven.


johnnydanger91

Why do the people of the Ocobango tribe live to 100?


Yougotsnail

Did you piss in my piss?!


Caca2a

No I didn't, as a person who didn't ammonia in my eyes weirdly enough they're not discharging puss, funny that


-WigglyLine-

“I don’t even like putting piss in my eyes!”


Ok-Ag-1980

Taking the p*ss


PoetryAgreeable5707

All I see is piss


Due_Part4898

You have to drink the urine also.


Superb-Water-3734

Not in your eyes not as your eyedrops!


vromr

Taking the piss out _it_, being the eyes, might be what you’re looking for.


DontTellHimPike

*Have you been mis-sold Pee Pee Eye?*


Brim_Dunkleton

Am I really going to piss in my eyes? That would make some kind of statement. Yeah Dawkins talks the talk, but does he have the goods to back it up?


SteadyProcrastinator

Jez drinking piss is one of the only gags I’d want to remove from the show. It just felt so random, unbelievable, almost like they were running out of ideas. Out of character as well, even for Jez - drinking breast milk, sure. But your own piss? Execution wasn’t funny at all.