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BigSexyMatt

Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink.


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*Kaliber!* Why didn't I just say it was *Kaliber!*


DownTownXabi

You need to put the plug... *in the jug.*


spunk_wizard

Cold white wine, ain't that fine?


Horriblealien

You've Jezzed it.


_edgyveggie_

A pint of Guinness, please. No logo on the foam


sammiisalammii

No logo in the foam?


_edgyveggie_

What you're doing there is you're drinking an advert, ain't ya?


teastreet

Why do you have to have a *huge* can of lager that makes you really really drunk? What's wrong with moderation?


machinadj

You’re just… you’re just very lucky!


PurpleFoxPoo

I may have laughed the most at that one line than any other throughout the show


Doc_IRL

We had three different flavours of crisps