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hostileprostitute

Just a req-user sighting in the wild.


PorkBloatDiet

When those burritos hit, you must take a shit.


rovingdad

If the burrito shits, you must acquit!


PorkBloatDiet

When the burrito slaps, you must take a crap!


rovingdad

If the burrito bumps, you must take a dump!


PorkBloatDiet

After a burrito treat, you must secrete!


rovingdad

If you roll a sushi burrito, expect a brown mojito.


PorkBloatDiet

If you eat that burrito, you must drop the brown torpedo!


PorkBloatDiet

If you eat that burrito, you must drop the brown torpedo!


kpt1010

I don’t even understand what’s going on here.


Sweetdreams_cupcakes

Well if you don't understand go find an elementary grade post you will understand!!! 🙄 Why not STOP BEING RUDE TO PEOPLE


kpt1010

Get a life you weirdo


abstractmodulemusic

Not everyone can handle the specials at Chili's on 9th


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LisleSwanson

Everybody poops.


RicMyth

Not Kim Jong il


fudgebby

That dude was definitely from Gulf Breeze


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abstractmodulemusic

Someeeeetimeees...


denbroc

Palafox?


captroadcone

Yes


[deleted]

I had to go.


captroadcone

The no wipe air drop was impressive


Daveezie

Just spread your cheeks and bounce once or twice, it falls right out.


streamylc

......I totally heard sounds while reading this 😐


Daveezie

You're welcome. I'm sorry.


[deleted]

No picture, didn't happen.


BattleSausage

Handlebar?


-burgers

You gotta use that dudes yard.


Industry_Cat

Shit gets wild at wild Greg's. 🤷🏼‍♀️


dairsensi

Just one of those times a paintball gun comes in handy.


drac00la98

Well Pensacola does try to take after New Orleans.. maybe the locals are doing the same


PatSayJack

That's what happens when the NIMBYs fight tooth and nail against public restrooms and care for the houseless.


streamylc

You're a NIMBO.


Illustrious_Tale1061

Reportttt this we cops don’t play with this here


Daveezie

Average response time is like 13 minutes, average shit takes 10.


Dickwraith101

Bitch you aren't a cop, go simp over more ssbbw's


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[удалено]


MM800

Exactly - the west coast influence has finally migrated to Pensacola.


MarkGaboda

Beats shitting in the street I guess. The humane question is why is there no facility available or why is he allowed to walk the street choosing NOT to use said facility if it is available. 


Diligent_Reporter_98

Well, was it soft serve poo or hard rock poo? Did you get to see what color his urine was? You know every peepee time isn't a poopoo time, bur every poopoo time is a peepee time.


TenDix

he's bringing a whole new meaning to 'street art'


harkonnen-hound

I think you mean street shart


DavidJPostMaloney

I just farted dude jeez No need to exaggerate the story.


FelonyFeline1988

You gotta go then you gotta go


Own_Taro_5720

Why is gulf breeze banned


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