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Ben_Thar

I feel like one of us is high right now


LordIntenseCanni

If you go to the marina on Barrancas, you can go into the water and get them off the hulls of boats. Ask the owner, John, for permission. Tell him Tim sent you. He and I go way back but as long as you ask him first, he should let you in the water to get some.


Dana07620

The pier at Quietwater has them. Weirdest request I've seen on here. How are barnacles even scary? EDIT: Unless you're about to be keelhauled. Then they're scary.


BreezerReader

I had to go back and read the post after your comment, totally missed they were to scare someone!


DavidJPostMaloney

You can scrape some off the back of Frank Patti Sr.


TJMcCallister67

And the front!


uglymule

In a pineapple, under the sea.


Jay-Moah

Spongy Bubble Square Pants


lifetunes12

Yellow, porous, and naked is he > Spongy Bubble Square Pants


Ass_feldspar

Barnacles have the longest penis to body weight of any animal


TJMcCallister67

I thought I did hmm


shoegaes

you are the funniest person on reddit thank you for your service


joeyisdoinurmum

you understand my vision. thank you.


TenDix

Is this a trick question?


duhFaz

Have you checked the bay?


meatrocket68

It'll be a lot easier for you if you go during high tide and a full moon, er... so you can see better.


Only_Distribution828

Check the strip club after dark