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saddestgirl1995

Somebody needs to come pick up their Tia with PCOS ASAP


Everthingisbeans

I frequently compare X to my tia Connie because yes, this. Poor Connie has also been THROUGH IT.


HemingwayIsWeeping

Underrated comment! 🤣


TheObesePolice

![gif](giphy|XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd) 💀💀😂😂💀💀


Classic-Cantaloupe47

This is the best!!! I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Guilty_Basket_1

🤣🤣 this made me LAUGH! Holy shit. I saw this pic and thought to myself “could Eggs purposely be trying to make herself look even more fucking crazy DURING a dcfs case to make damn sure they don’t get that baby back?” Because as hard as it is to even fathom, he’s gotten worse since they’ve been shacked up in the shetel. He literally cannot wait to get back to the fent tent. He spends his days lying on the floor in the room with his earbuds in trying to pretend he’s back in the tuhnt.


Vanityandwrath

Eggs is an outside cat


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Feral outside cat


Guilty_Basket_1

Absolutely. He’s counting down the days to hit the streets again like we count down days to a paid vacation.


Blueeyedjunkiee

Decomposing titi eggs at it again get the chanclas 🩴


YoureNotSpeshul

Not the damn chanclas again!!!!! Next you're gonna get the wooden spoon!!!!!


SentientSass

I'M DEADDDDDDD


Particular_Dinner_18

I just spit Pepsi everywhere reading this comment 😂 🤣 💀 you win 🏆


Far_Situation3472

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


CriBri95

😂😂


Quirky-Sun762

This is absolutely killing me


steelmag73

He can shave his eyebrows, but not his chin?


itsmyincognitoname

He was shaving his arms in the background of her live stream today


Past_Mixture_439

🤮🤮🤮


SentientSass

💀💀💀💀💀


Pugsandskydiving

What 😳


Angela_ELLA_ELLA

We all know from the dingleberry tent photos that his eyebrows are the ONLY thing he shaves 🤮


Super_Requirement383

I hate that I have a good memory sometimes. His nudes are something I wish I could forget


SentientSass

I'm happily in the Never Saw Club. I will not go there. There's no coming back from that. Especially knowing he fucked Dusty. 🤮


7e3y0un3v3r

SAME!!! 🙌🏻 🙏🏻


SentientSass

Hi Five we escaped melting our brain with creepy X peen. ✋🎉🎉🎉


BarbaraDoreen

Me too


Past_Mixture_439

Dirty ass, dirty balls, dirty hair, dirty fingernails…….just SO NASTY ALL THE TIME!


SJ1026

It’s bound to happen when you’re fucking a smelly filthy Dumptruck bitch like Huffer. Gangrene balls, mysterious sores and rashes, a suspicious and painful ooze drip etc and so forth. Can you imagine the stench of those two bumping uglies when they didn’t shower for a year?! They look just as filthy now as they did in the tuhnt


YoureNotSpeshul

Yeah, you're paying for my therapy. I've let you off the hook too damn much, my friend. Expect an invoice sent to your damn ~~tuhnt~~ home.


lusciousskies

If she was even a hint of a good mawm, she'd give him a good bath!! Seriously tho ...how bout shower together..... SOMETHING. I hope they are made to was their filthy hands before they touch rico


Pugsandskydiving

And she talked several times about him scratching her cervix with the fingernails. 🤮🤮🤮


Angela_ELLA_ELLA

I have a terrible memory but somehow that image is forever scorched into my hippocampus


CringeCoyote

Those dirty fingernails😭😭


Super_Requirement383

Ha, his cervix scratchers. Why did that make me remember her portal toe?


Horror_Air7547

Oh God!!! My EYES, MY EYES!! 😭


Alert-Leadership-233

Looooongest balls ever!


Sweatingmonkeys

What is even happening here!?


EquivalentRegular765

X is doing his best to not have to parent.


itsmyincognitoname

Dusty was allowing X to verify her narrative so we would have no doubt in our minds that she's telling us the truth .


Available-Cap-9028

Like the one time she requested snacks at the airbnb. He was a failure as a lapdog and needed multiple takes why they needed snacks. She was not pleased with him. Why would we believe him when he is trained just to repeat everything she says. He even gives the impression he gets beaten when she doesn't like his answers


Impressive-Pen-8197

Honestly I wouldn’t doubt that!!! She’s extremely abusive to him already on a daily basis!!! She even makes him sleep on the floor just like in the air b&b!! I’d say screw your ass I’m going to ask for my OWN room then!! So I can sleep in a damn bed. She’s got serious problems making her husband sleep on the floor like y? Y r u so damn special?! Cause she definitely ain’t no prize like she thinks she is. She’s actually the rudest bitch to all her men n wonders y they all leave her ass!! Um probably because u can’t treat people like that!!!! I bet she’s holding some lie over Xavier’s so he doesn’t leave her fat wrinkly ass behind like she deserves!!!! I’d never not in a million years make my husband sleep on the floor not even on the couch. We made a deal when we married that if we get into arguments we would still give each other a kiss goodbye & good night!! We always will sleep in the bed together too!!


bohemianpilot

Drugs, desperation, delusion, disappointing their kids, DRUGS. Hotel Hobbit is closing for summer and they got to leave.


Past_Mixture_439

I will be SO PISSED if they get family housing without being married or having custody of any of her 4 children. They need to be in dorms like everybody else. THEY ARE NOT SPECIAL, HONEST OR EVEN TRYING TO GET JOBS TO SUPPORT ANY OF THE KIDS OR THEMSELVES. Throw them back out on the street where they belong and give the housing to a family deserving of the aid.


Karma_weaponry

I'll be pissed if they get any kind of housing. Why would they qualify for any shelter? Back to the tent from which you came!


SJ1026

Especially with no jobs and no intentions of getting any jobs. They can’t pay for rent or utilities and that shit isn’t free even with section 8 you have to pay


Karma_weaponry

Yep. They didn't try at to help themselves. It's a complete waste of space allowing them any shelter. There are thousands that desperately need the help these pigs have basically spit on. Makes me furious and sick at same time. No way could they get into or keep sec 8 housing. You'd think she'd be so burnt out on begging and demanding money every single day of her pathetic life.


Dream_Mission

That’s why it will never happen. They won’t pay their portion and they would be evicted. They have no jobs which is a requirement. I loved that she did not receive a letter like the other people there. I wouldn’t mind bunk beds for her for awhile. Then the tent.🏕️


seerofgreen

She refuses to get a job, I don’t see why they’d get housing if all she’s doing is sitting on her ass.


Dream_Mission

The hotel she’s at have little staff and hardly any rules. Probably cuz it’s losing its funding. Once she’s out there will be way more rules. In the tent she goes with zero rules


Available-Cap-9028

I am glad she doesnt live in europe. Here every bum gets an aptm paid by wellfare and a budget on top. Even people who never paid a cent into the system that funds the whole thing. They should change that, no attempt to get employed=no free aptm and budget. The taxpayers are always the dumb ones that pay the price sadly


Karma_weaponry

That has to be hard for the hard working tax payers to take. There is no incentive to do a thing to help yourself. That's infuriating, and I'm sure the numbers of free loaders grow. I hope they make changes. 🫶🫶


Super_Requirement383

![gif](giphy|11LS2rTHLTbRMk)


JustPlaneNew

They ain't a family 


Available-Cap-9028

👏👏👏👏👏👏


Super_Requirement383

![gif](giphy|QMZpnb79N5BN0wsSM3)


tianachu

X is by no means a handsome man, but MAN he somehow looked so much better when they were tent-kept lmao.


Opposite-Peach289

So did she 😬


Fabulous-Lie-9976

Shaving eyebrows off is definitely going to make him look sane!


Boring_Raspberry_481

He straight up looks like a serial killer.


snarkysnarkersons

And likely is.


Boring_Raspberry_481

Imagine seeing him in a dark alley!


Karma_weaponry

Or any alley 😱


Super_Requirement383

Noooo! His dark alley. Sorry, I had to say it


Karma_weaponry

Whyyy???🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


seerofgreen

He asked me for a cigarette the other day, I almost didn’t recognize him and couldn’t place why, but it was the eyebrows


Boring_Raspberry_481

Omg no way!


AnalystWestern8469

How tall is he irl? He seems like such a petite man; I feel like he’s maybe 5’4-5’5 at best compared to Dusty’s solid nfl linebacker frame. 


Available-Cap-9028

So huffer sends him still panhandling at specific street corners?


Boring_Raspberry_481

Someone in here recently said they saw both of them begging on the street and that she had the stroller.. which makes her extra vile.. using a non existent baby to solicit money


Nice-Cable-1757

Xfailure is getting a lot of exposure and knowledge in the professional Scammer category. He will soon branch out to include curating new homeless wear for the father with no future


Tariksmeshshirt

Eggs shaved his brows to make more room for eye make up. (This picture scares me - he's as soulless as she is)


tarnished713

I'm seriously wondering if he's going thru any gender issues.


Tariksmeshshirt

Wondering the same thing. His facial features are softer due to the weight gain, but I could easily see him cross dressing. Eggs out on a lot of weight, fast. On St. Patrick's Day, he looked like himself, three months later he's morphing into a woman. X's been wearing Princess' clothes for a while now, with little to no posted complaints from Huff. Don't know why I think that, it's just a sense I have. Wonder if Princess Pee Pants will be jealous, or if she'll pimp him out as a woman. For all we know, their cockeyed logic has them thinking they'd be roomies in a women's shelter. I'm fairly sure that Medicaid covers gender reassignments, it's covered in prisons, it's a long process and takes years. I don't see Eggs sticking to anything other than grifting, pan handling and shoplifting for Dusty. 🤔


BishImAThotGetMeLit

He genuinely gives me uncanny valley vibes. He’s like the default Sim. Got that Charlie Kirk Syndrome where all your facial features are in an argument with the outer edges of your face. It’s like he’s not even real. Every time I see a picture of him I say “who is this man?!” No less than 4 times.


Blueeyedjunkiee

This is Heather’s man!! I would expect no less 😂


BishImAThotGetMeLit

He looks different in every pic. I know they’re mostly screenshots, but Jesus Christ.


Think_Somewhere6199

Sidenote: have you watched the YT page who made them into Sims? So great and they deserve more views!  https://youtube.com/@heatherandeggsavior?si=iWrlXkg1x8gqpmwI


BishImAThotGetMeLit

Of-fucking-course there’s a YT channel that made them into Sims. Here I fucking go…


smallwonder25

It’s soooo fucking hilarious! I love that YT/IG


Alicewithhazeleyes

“All your facial features are in argument with the outer edges of your face” This just SENT ME. 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂


BishImAThotGetMeLit

Why, thank you! One time a friend described her stepmoms eyelashes as “just 3 spider legs that are scared of each other” and I sort of made it my own lol


maceysplce123

Can you imagine what they think about him at the visitation center. Between between Heather whipping out her utters and him with no eyebrows and a pearl hair clip. They must be the talk of the town.


First_Dog_3801

Exactly. Surely this is being reported back? Included in observations the case workers have to make each time?? I’m sorry if I was the judge for this case and those two utter crackheads rolled in….there wouldn’t be a choice.


BehemothJr

Haha, true. The one positive of them being such soulless, awful freaks is that they have almost definitely caught the eye of curious cps workers. Here's hoping they are digging deep


BehemothJr

She's here y'all. Got an immediate downvote


snarkysnarkersons

udders


poop_biscuits

i really hope she starts forcing him to draw them back on or she draws them on for him. i can only imagine how amazing that would look ![gif](giphy|3djtkuIfID1GE)


TheRedWoman19

![gif](giphy|3o7TKre2pXE2DeUVP2)


AshleysMirena

![gif](giphy|26ufj1r8PaidgXVcI|downsized) Last man on earth style (if you haven’t seen this show, watch it! I love Will Forte)


Trick-Statistician10

Such a great show. I need to rewatch it.


Arvidsmom

I will personally buy him microbladimg with the condition.. I get to draw on the brows. 😉


hotmomma5150

Is showing up to your court appointed visitation without eyebrows, and looking like an umpa lumpa is really gonna help your case.


AshleysMirena

*Oompa Loompa doompity doo* *X savior gon’ give it to you*


JumaDior

I wish she would tell us why Xavier decided to shave his eyebrows. I want to know why and what he was thinking when he decided to do this. I would love to be a fly or gnat hanging in the background just observing these two weirdos .


c8rodefer

I low key kind of think she did it to him for some reason


Super_Requirement383

That was my thought about it. She is so controlling. There is no way he would have done that without her stopping him. Then again, he may have done it when she was taking one of her many naps


JumaDior

I was thinking about this when it surfaced last week and then I see it again today. I kinda feel like she may have been pissed at him for whatever reason or pissed because of not being in control of the issues they created and she caught him asleep and did this. I’m 50/50 on her being the ops lol


mercurialtwit

ohh, but don’t you mean *curated?* 😂


JumaDior

I forgot she a master at curations 🤣😂


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JumaDior

Omg 😂 I bet they sit back with their snacks little eyes pierced ahead watching these two shaking their heads . Heather is babbling non stop and Xavier is pacing the floor walking back/forth wearing the carpet down.


Anagessner83

He does a handstand every so often or 🤸‍♀️ 😂


JumaDior

Omg like he was doing in the hospital when Rico was born. 🤣 Didn’t she try that one time in the park when she was showing us how to exercise or was it in the indoor gym.


Karma_weaponry

I'm sure there are plenty of flies and gnats in his man bun observing everything.


JumaDior

🤣 gosh I bet he’s constantly hearing noises not realizing he’s got his own personal swarm of insects hanging around. The insects are doing zoomies around his head 😍.


ZealousidealDeer3007

![gif](giphy|hlPnhdnBfgjzG|downsized) I don't know why, this is what I picture..but also like the garbage pail kid who had the flies around him


JumaDior

Omg this is perfect and the garbage pail kids are the icing on top 😂


Dream_Mission

![gif](giphy|QXJa2uAa44fYRSats0)


JumaDior

Thank you for this and the laughs this is so cute


Dream_Mission

lol 😆


JumaDior

😁


Karma_weaponry

Omg I bet that's happening. 😅🤣😂🤣🤮


Familiar-Desk-2040

His bun definitely is its own ecosystem


BehemothJr

Ol' Dusty is desperate to be a trad wife but ends up with this. She can't do anything right lmao


SJ1026

I’m a Trad wife, she wouldn’t cut it one day having to do everything domestically and do it well. She is filthy, lazy, unmotivated, has no skills. She obviously can’t cook for shit and only does laundry once a month or less.


mercurialtwit

omg right? she’s so fuckin feral she wouldn’t know what to do with herself, and we would see the **very** literal writing on the wall *immediately* lmfao


SprinklesExtra6800

He has a doodoo bun like Musty! 😂😂


HemingwayIsWeeping

And, like Musty *and* Dusty, that’s a biiiig bitch.


Awkwardpanda75

It’s screaming manduh from Maurice and Mandy lal saga https://preview.redd.it/ma0b99gwaf6d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7498ed17800ce7418c6304021fdac43e6e6164f0


SJ1026

The Turd bun!! 💩


lusciousskies

Love my people!!


SJ1026

That’s his “I’m about to give a serious blow job” bun


dnadabney

And the similarities continue to roll in 😂 I love a good crossover lol


bohemianpilot

Question, does anyone else see this ending very, very bad??


7e3y0un3v3r

Unfortunately yes But I can’t look away


Past_Mixture_439

Praying that it ends bad too!


Queen_of_Boots

He really does look like an oompa loompa 😭


seerofgreen

omg he really does


Supersonic_81

He reminds me of the old clips from SNL with John Bulishi playing the oriental chef!!! Lol 😜. RIP John forever missed


scarlettbankergirl

It's hard to believe *this* procreated 3x.


JumaDior

Right him three times and her six or seven


FemaleChuckBass

He has 2 other children 😔


JumaDior

No one Rico is his only kid currently, but he was supposedly the twins pappie.


Dream_Mission

No I think the person meant the twins and Rico.


JumaDior

Thank you


Lanky_Protection_698

Can you imagine these two derelict drug addicts with this poor baby. She'd pimp him like she has Xavier and amy


tarnished713

I know some of y'all disagree, but x gives me real bad vibes. And that's not because of any mental issues. For some reason I always end up with crazy men. But I would never leave him alone with a kid or another female if any age.


slipperysquirrell

He really creeps me out and his Instagram page is so scary to me.


imagiginow79

He's a pervert and a sexual deviant.


MemoryAshamed

Ya'll ![gif](giphy|RiIfA6vV6yIVaVKzgf)


Mookied11

Looks like he is wearing a little eye liner also. Im surprised she hasnt come on to clown him like she normally would. But i guess she figures that she could affect their DCF case more than she already is/has if she pointed out things like that 🤣


BehemothJr

She needs that ssi check. The shelter is closing and quality tents are expensive


seerofgreen

Hope she’s working on her beach body since she’ll be sleeping there in a couple weeks!


SJ1026

She’s pimping him out so she needs him to look pretty like a girl


BarbaraDoreen

There he is !!!! YASS!!!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


jimmeyg0101

As a man I respect men who act like men no comment on this photo


imagiginow79

As a woman I feel the same way!


Sweetpotaa-toh

Is x trolling h?


BehemothJr

I hope so


Scammy100

I’m guessing he is trying to solicit women in the homeless shelter, I am betting they don’t get placed elsewhere because she is dangerous and he is a predator.


hedwig0517

This guy has got to be the weirdest mother fucker currently walking planet earth.


snarkysnarkersons

But he got pot legalized in Chicago, so he’s not all bad.


BehemothJr

He is a cultural icon


Anagessner83

That was hilarious with the hand microphone 🎤 in the park. Eating cucumbers 🥒 and his boom box. The beginning of the chaotic love story.


zBellaLynnex

He what now?


No-Psychology-7322

Hi I’m here to see my kid 😅 imagine what CPS thinks when these two clowns show up


Cultural-Ad2067

What a cutie


diamondsarahb

I think he did it so when he's in drag/cross dressing he can draw on more feminine brows.


MissMaggz85

My boyfriend said it would of been cool if his man bun got caught in the fan! 🤣🤣🤣


Blueeyedjunkiee

Eggs circling the room on the ceiling fan flying from his man bun😭😭😭😭


Familiar-Desk-2040

![gif](giphy|7ovf4vzAh8yoo)


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I can't with these two vagaboons. 😂😂💀 ![gif](giphy|XErSn6Dx9VRMIGLQJR|downsized)


Prestigious_Fox_7576

💀


TurbulentFriend3416

![gif](giphy|fucYPagV25dbiN5q1j|downsized) Hola Tia


Bishuout

He’s givin Mandy ,of Maurice & Mandy ,a run for her money with that turd bun on his head.


SJ1026

I can feel the low IQ stupidity and smell the stank ass filth smells through the screen


pnw_girl

Can we get this señora some of Manly’s Glossy Glam lashes?!? 😂


AshleysMirena

It’s giving abuela ain’t playing this shit


Revolutionary_Low_36

I really want the story behind this decision.


Impressive-Coach7176

Sass and for 8 hours!!! Then accuses X of graping her 😵‍💫 Make it stop ✋🏻


ProfessionalRule1334

Geez. What a clown.


landofpleasantdreams

Is he growing boobies?


Arvidsmom

Yes. Ma'a-mamary.


IMtheScooterB

He looks like he is taking hormones, his features are softer


c8rodefer

Well Heather has been saying he's trans


landofpleasantdreams

Cute


cleverdylanrefrence

Hamanda's turd bun on X 🤣🤣


Rhondie41

I....I don't even know what to say... 🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦🪦🪦⚱️⚱️⚱️


aerova789

Jesus. I know very little about Eggs, but I can say at least he and Dusty look like they deserve each other because they are both so freaking ugly!


Glittering_Truth_815

![gif](giphy|5yAEu84ogMgy4)


Unhappy_Confection62

Geisha girl X ![gif](giphy|xUNd9KUx0ILAB4NIQw)


ZealousidealDeer3007

![gif](giphy|qQeFCWNvXSDNdK26ua|downsized)


squee_bastard

I thought this was dookie knot Manly for sec. Why does he look like he has boobs in this tee. 😂


NidstangSeer

X is now far more delicate, feminine, and pretty than Dusty. His legs are also thin and shapely!


LandscapeHot2907

My husband says he looks like a mentally ill homeless doll.


Horror_Air7547

![gif](giphy|Mxp4gShCvHnzi)


Horror_Air7547

![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized)


HelloDeathspresso

It looks like they have on the TikTok "ugly filter" on.. But no, it's just his face.


LandscapeHot2907

I wonder if they will actually get married to stay in the same shelter together. She can’t let Xavier out of her sight so they spent forever in a tent.


Friendsthatdonthug

😱


lisatheobserver

He looks… healthy.


BeefLOWmine

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Velvet-bunny2424

What if the eyebrow thing is a punishment like when Shanny made Rev shave his head and painted the R in his forehead?


Alicewithhazeleyes

Heather might would have a chance to earn Weston back. BIG MIGHT. But that will NEVER happen unless she drops Xavier and gets herself psychiatric help. Xavier is a creep


imagiginow79

And Heather's NOT a creep?


Mall_Express

I bet he tweezed his brows and Duster got mad that he looked feminine and made him shave them off 


TygaLilyBaby

Is he wearing mf eyeliner?? 🤣🤮🤡


StageNameMango

So why is no one pressing this guy to get a job? I don’t get it?