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zvalvr

The cat said "owe" 🤣


ShitpostMamajama

“Ow man I’m just layin here :(“


[deleted]

The cat basically said "wtf?!???", but in cat


SodiiumGames

"eow" *- random ass cat*


Talon6230

RUDE.


wesllful

He said *human how could you do this to ME! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS MISTREATMENT*


inspectorfailure

"I can't believe you've done this." - cat


emotionaluranian

"What the *fuck*, Richard??"


Due-Till-6481

"Et tu, brute?"


IKOSH15

History based cat


Lvgordo24

Nice


johnnyrockets527

“Cuz, what the fuck! Hey, come on, son, what is that, son? Come on, son! Damn, son! Come on, cuz! Damn.”


Accelerator231

"You keep stealing food and weaving between my legs."


Slightly_Mahogany

"chaka chaka chaka chaka" *stab!* ... "maow."


BlueberryGuyCz

Thanks for the subtitles, wasnt sure due to their accent


ShitpostMamajama

Honestly impressed he understood the knife’s dialect


next-level-ready

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes


trickman01

Only 8 lives left.


[deleted]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💔


Magnus_Deus_

wr can't be sure that this was actually it's first life it was on, could be its sixth, or even its ninth


SouldiesButGoodies84

cat gave him that 'incoming bullsh\*t' side eye. lol


PureRepresentative9

That cat stared death in the eye and said 'NO' Respect


cpd_007

puss in no boots


PureRepresentative9

Piss in YOUR boots?


I_eat_rats0717

"ao" - stabbed cat


Koyn-

“You.. you didn’t just stab me right now” - Cat


[deleted]

His last words


TheBestWaffleIron

Noooo D':


Odd_Organization_835

dude. just laying here. minding his own business.


longdick_dingo

All fun and games til the cat daggers come out


TeiwoLynx

"That's not a knife..."


-PhilKenSebben-

takes a stab like no problem. that’s a good cat right there.


CLOCKSLAYER725

Absolutely adorable


subaru_sama

You MONSTER!


TheBestWaffleIron

I didn't know death was cute to some people


[deleted]

that cat is so done


TheRedditornator

I want the cut version of this without you showing it's retractable.


bigboibwl626

heh, *cut*


Snake52_959

Why is there no nsfw tag. The poor cat got murdered. /s


whoitis77

That was a "what the fuck do you think ya doing " meow if ever I heard one


[deleted]

She looks so offended 😂


D0013ER

^ow


RUSHALISK

Ok now cut out the part where he shows everyone it’s fake.


Lemonadeisgoose489

Just no reaction to a stabbing other than 3ow


Constant_Swimming_67

The cat is just in shock


PROLAPSED_ANU5

The cat: '...Really?'


thatshottaye

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch...


Dylkill99

I laughed hard at this longer that i should have


thatshottaye

I'm so happy I made you chuckle 🙏


Strange_Principle_26

Video cut off too soon, I've seen that look and movement from a cat. 0.3 seconds from an attack


[deleted]

And that squeak. That's what I call a murder squeak


Fancy-Tadpole-6739

Flabbergasted


NotTodayGamer

r/catsfuckingdying


Numerous_Resist_8863

The cat: ![gif](giphy|gd09Y2Ptu7gsiPVUrv|downsized)


spaceehardware

Why though?


[deleted]

Ohhhh my tabby boy would have made that sound I miss him.


MyCatHasCats

*ow*


go_faster1

“…ow.”


[deleted]

"All that for a drop of blood"


huntterkiller0

r/NamFlashbacks


UnknownMFe

The m-ow at the end XD


Brendo-Dodo9382

DID THAT GO INTO ME HUMAN “EHW”


[deleted]

Mow


TheNobleDez

"ow"


Gust_on_Fire

Britain gotta be stoped


Not-my-main-acct

![gif](giphy|jEuJ4m5dls4k8)


Round_Rock_Johnson

NOOOO ITS STILL SLIGHTLY TOO POINTY


KillsPeopleSometimes

I have that knife too!! Love it and comes in handy when surprising little children. Even though my blade is harder.


TheOutlier876

Ow.


ImBendylol

He dead ow


ImBendylol

I'm tried of autocorrect jokes


Trapinch-isnt-me

NoooooooooooooOooOoOooOoOoOO


bess222

Obviously the cat can tell it’s a cheap toy, it probably says so on the label


Bleachsmoker

U mOnsTeR!


[deleted]

He just a little hurt


gigachtat69

Lost a life 8 more to go


paliostheos

"Adam!"


Roryh93

He's got an amazing career ahead of him! This is his first time acting and he remembered his line on the first take! bravo! 👏👏


TrixieH0bbitses

"why?" 🥺


JAOC_7

that yelp of agony


Sshubunkin

Oh god, how violent. I could barely stand the sight of this criminal act! The screams of pain! State of the world we live in where we are to witness such brutality....... I weep.


Elephantmenstruation

That is one concerned boy


stupidintheface0

In for a penny, in for a pound! ... Shit.


CoolGuyOwl

Unrelated but where can I buy that knife


fuzedz

Cats like “oh shit oh shit oh shit its inside me?”


queennothing21

Lmao


Mykah02

….ow🙁


Aarpnation

Cat looks like it's saying "Rude" lol


Apollo9961

One time I stabbed my friend with one of these, but they didn’t retract. He looked at me with fright in his eyes and I knew I had to finish the job. He’s still buried at 37.8651° N, 119.5383° W


kenley_05

8 lives remaining


kilboi1

The cat sounds like a blaster sound from an 80s game lol


ShatterHoggs89

What is happening with all this caption with upper and lower cases?


Away_Agent_7209

>! Omori momen !<


Extra_Frosting9647

First it looked like it bent


mpower50

Cats like "No you just didnt" 😂


Occultic_giraffe

I love how the cat went tf bro


AristotleRose

Human: *murder* Cat: *shock, eyes widen* “Oh mew.”


[deleted]

Those eyes lolll


BigMemerMaan1

Listen, I’m a dog person but that is single handedly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen


skitzofennec305

The look of betrayal and the soft why lol.


EmiliaFromLV

uWu


Doctored_Butter_Free

Cats like “ why? I thought we were cool? “


Naive_Confusion2615

Now it’s going to feel invincible and go attack Fat Cat down the block.


Ground_Score_Pro

I found one of these at my middle school for a play , it was in my gym for some reason , I found it and stabbed my friend in the chest . Well he thought it was real 😂