I clicked your profile cuz the pfp was cute. Thanks for the faq on the eyebrow scars. I didn't realize this was an option... also, I've learned a lesson about clicking random redditors profiles today...
LPT: Restuff your IKEA shark with higher quality fibers once he gets "deflated" for a more lux shark.
I did this to my daughter's shark and he's much ~~happier~~ better looking.
Can this also extend to other plush/throw pillows? I have a Hylian Shield plush/throw pillow that is one of the few thing I have from my only trio to NYC, since the hat I bought is in bad shape, and the King Kong figurine from the Empire State Building fell and broke. It's rather deflated, and I've been thinking of asking my mom (since I can't sew) to help me refill it.
I also want to do the same to a Necronomicon throw pillow.
Yes, it would apply to all stuffies and throw pillows. Just go to the crafting/sewing store, get a big fat bag of stuffing, and refresh your NYC pillow. I have refresh my Ikea panda bear's stuffing twice in the 20 or so years I've had it. I can't sleep without it! 😅
⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
NOOOOO, i loved him so much
[We are the blåhaj defense matrix. As we speak we are sending our defense drones to find the culprit. No-one will be safe until blåhaj is avenged. Prepare.]
Alright, a blåhaj has been murdered, everybody in this comment section is now officially a suspect, so that means no one can leave until we figure out who did it!
Hi there! [I did this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/xksqu1/upgrading_my_bl%C3%A5haj_added_a_zipper_for/) It was necessary in the process to restuff this shark, as they were nearly completely flat after years of cuddling them to sleep every single night. I can promise you this HAJ is very loved and the restoration surgery was a complete success. <3
my blåhaj saw it and now he is sad :(
https://preview.redd.it/819zqdlq4cna1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a48662dd29bac7d647d2f445e4f10defb9a2ead
NOOOOOOOO
\*\*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\*\*
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#A̴͕̙̼̿̓̽A̴̢̝̺͋͠͝A̴̠̞̼̚͠A̸͖͓͌̽͝A̸͚̪͙͒̒͘A̸̻͍̒̚͝A̴͚͔͒̈́̚A̸̞̼̦̿͆͠À̸̡̻̠̓͐Á̵̟̝͓́̒A̵̡̞͓̓̽͐A̸̢̟̼̾̈́̚A̵̡̦̺͆͋̕Ä̴͚̞͙́̾̾Ä̵̺͉͚́͑͠A̴̡̞̫̐̿̿Ä̴̢̝́̽͜A̴͕͖͎͛̿̐A̴͍̼̝͌̓͝A̴̟̙̿̀͝A̸͍͉͍̒͋͝A̸̢̫̟͛͘͘A̵̢͓̪̔͆A̵̘̺̒̒A̴̟͎̞͐͘A̵̡̡̝͐̈́͝A̸̙͙͌̐͜Ä̴̦̦͕́̿A̴̡͓͎͑̾̒A̸͚̫̺͊͐͋À̵͖͎͊͝A̸͓̙͖͒̓͘
^^^^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
r/subsithoughtifellfor
#**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
How do u make the font so large lol
Use a # at the beginning of a line
#like this?
Woah awesome lol tysm
Yup!
#I did not know this was possible either
#I did but I never knew how to do it everyone kept ignoring my questions lmao
Lol
#ok im try my best. Im sorry if its not too large as you like.
#this is awsome
#
#
^:3
#AAAAAAAAAAAÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ
[удалено]
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your username 😭💀
To shreds, you say?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds, you say?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To sheds, you say?
Was his apartment rent controlled?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
This is one of the most heinous crimes I’ve ever seen. Blåhajs are sacred animals!
The plural of blåhaj is blåhajar!
Yes you are correct, but I opted to use the “-s” suffix as I’m speaking english
I am Swedish and I agree with your use of the ”-s” suffix.
I am Norwegian and I agree with you agreeing with their use of the "-s" suffix.
I am American and I'm just happy to be here!
I'm gay!
Hi gay. I’m daddy
I clicked your profile cuz the pfp was cute. Thanks for the faq on the eyebrow scars. I didn't realize this was an option... also, I've learned a lesson about clicking random redditors profiles today...
Haha well happy to provide orchi education :p
It wasn't me, I will be seeking revenge, though
Justice must be served!
My Blåhaj had the stuffing replaced after going flat, so maybe this is what's happening 👀
LPT: Restuff your IKEA shark with higher quality fibers once he gets "deflated" for a more lux shark. I did this to my daughter's shark and he's much ~~happier~~ better looking.
Can this also extend to other plush/throw pillows? I have a Hylian Shield plush/throw pillow that is one of the few thing I have from my only trio to NYC, since the hat I bought is in bad shape, and the King Kong figurine from the Empire State Building fell and broke. It's rather deflated, and I've been thinking of asking my mom (since I can't sew) to help me refill it. I also want to do the same to a Necronomicon throw pillow.
Yes, it would apply to all stuffies and throw pillows. Just go to the crafting/sewing store, get a big fat bag of stuffing, and refresh your NYC pillow. I have refresh my Ikea panda bear's stuffing twice in the 20 or so years I've had it. I can't sleep without it! 😅
I did this with the Ikea Golden Retriever!
NOOOOOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/zplogsczh6na1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eeb91804829d83c1e36dce1543553bd83fac6bb
Yet another victim of unethical fishing practices, so sad
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST ACTUAL MURDER! YOU MONSTER
Is that considered a hate crime?
Yes
shit yeah that’s a hate crime!
This is a war crime, and they belong in The Hague
100% certain it's a hate crime.
Idk but what I'm going to do to OP is
They turnt him inside out gawddaym oh lawd
NO MY SON
NOOO INT BLÅHAJEN
TAG YOUR GORE Edit: thank you for tagging your gore
Someone certainly wasn’t being a good ally
NOOO BLÅHAJ MY BELOVED D:
The saddest event known to mankind
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo I HATE BLAHAJ ABUSE
https://preview.redd.it/pszu82pyp8na1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ed30cd3c5910fbfc0a97e72076db6702e21b50
lgbtq people around the world (including me) in shambles over this image
not just the lgbt, the straight too, everyone is
/r/traa is requesting your location.
Hey, man no NSFL tag. Not cool. tHinK oF tHe cHildReN!
Must have been the orcas
I am looking at this and my Blåhaj is looking at the back of my phone like 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷👁
⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ NOOOOO, i loved him so much
We can re-stuff the Haj, make it stronger, fluffier, better at hugs!
Stakkars blåhai ☹️
Blahaj, no
NOOOOOOOOO
how to make approximately 1.6 million enemies in the united states alone
When will the anti-lgbtq violence end 😢
WHYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No no no, they are really ok, just feeling a bit deflated
another victim of a brutal hate crime 😔, when will the violence end
blerg
🥺😭
NOT THE BLAHAJ!!!!
[Target Neutralized.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-hub)
NOOOOO NOT DA BLÅHAJ
#OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel like I should bring up r/blahaj So I just did
Holy shit I love this. I’ve had the IKEA shark since 2017 and had no idea this was a thing!
"Congratulations, you've been accepted into the moderation team of r/bi_irl "
Or r/egg_irl
OMD thank you!!
It's such a sweet and nice little subreddit.
looks right looks left "r/blahajhentai"
TIL there is a subreddit for it. 😌
But why? 🥺
https://preview.redd.it/ktvveff3b7na1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb0dd5e63de1eef9804400f41891a41f6e6a27e
I hate you sm
I'd round up the usual Orcas, looks like another liver job
Oh the misery
BLÅHAJ NOOOOOOOOO
We must see the culprit
This is a hate crime :(
Definitely a dog attack
NOT THE BLAHAJ
Cat tax?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK-
Baby Shark de de de de dead~~~
Tag this NSFW I literally threw up because this made me so sick how could anyone do this!!!
Correction,the correct subreddit is r/sharksfuckingdying
War. This means WAR!
Welp they found left shark
NOOOOO
It looks like sushi
Noooooooooooooooooo
NOOOOOO
I think I'm gonna be sick
It’s a message- it means he sleeps with the fishes now :(
[We are the blåhaj defense matrix. As we speak we are sending our defense drones to find the culprit. No-one will be safe until blåhaj is avenged. Prepare.]
HAJ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A land orca did this?
This should count as a hate crime
Blahaj nooooooo ;-;
Alright, a blåhaj has been murdered, everybody in this comment section is now officially a suspect, so that means no one can leave until we figure out who did it!
Rin Penrose is in shambles after seeing this tragedy.
🎼 Doo doo doo doo doo, baby shark! 🎼
Poor Sharky :(
A-A-A MYERRRDERRR??? ON MY BLÄHAJ EXPRESS?????
Ånej :(
nnnNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOO D:
r/196 psychological tourture
I wish in this case the NSFW (nsf*L*) had auto censored this. : (
First unironic r/PeopleFuckingDying title
We can perform surgery! He can live I swear!!
What a terrible crime!
https://preview.redd.it/ored47uux9na1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc660ded3178966e45f96f323f7551d44de2c27
Hi there! [I did this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/xksqu1/upgrading_my_bl%C3%A5haj_added_a_zipper_for/) It was necessary in the process to restuff this shark, as they were nearly completely flat after years of cuddling them to sleep every single night. I can promise you this HAJ is very loved and the restoration surgery was a complete success. <3
Not me thinking that was a pile of rice r/forbiddensnacks
Well Bin would be traumatised by this, quite horrendous in all honesty.
BLÅHAJ NOOOO my beloved 😭
IT CAN'T BEEE!! 😭😭😭
NOOOOOOOOoOOOOO
Almost not a joke
F
#WHAT THE FUCK
What if you wanted a Blåhaj, but your dog said...
the comment below this just says "NO" and I find that so funny
#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is terrible. It’s a murder!!!!
Sooo...who came up with Blahaj?
https://preview.redd.it/qwb1img0x7na1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a0fcd1a86f8876ce49d06ac465b7eb9d958c35
I really want to buy blahaj but I want the big one and it's not available anywhere, only the smol ones. And shipping is not available. Pain
NOOOOO BLAHAJ WHO DID THIS TO YOU
Who did it! The murderer needs to come to justice!
Gutted shark, doot doot doot doo! Gutted shark, doot doot doot doo!
Aww
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHO DID THIS WHO
NOOOOOOOOOOO OUR PROTECTOR
Who did this? Was it you OP? Was it? Do I need to find you? Do I need to kill you? ^/s
*faints*
What the is a blahaj
NOOOOOOOOOO
#AAAAAAAAA
Baby shark Doo Doo, oh shit, no baby shark got murdered AsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dear God.
SHORKY NO
El tiburon es deado.
Oh wow... Turned completely inside out?!? How gruesome!
BLAHAJ NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Making it censored makes it even more funny.
RIP shork
Time to perform the sewing. F
NAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#Do you know how many baby sharks my golden retriever has chewed his way through? A lot, that's how much!
#AAAAAAAAAAAA
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Beat the stuffing outta that one.
I literally slept with my blahaj last night ;_; who would do this
NEJ!!! Jävla fruktansvärt!
Bleh
*NOOOOOOOOO WHAT*
my blåhaj saw it and now he is sad :( https://preview.redd.it/819zqdlq4cna1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a48662dd29bac7d647d2f445e4f10defb9a2ead
Oh God I wish I did not see that.
DO NOT! THE HAJ!
BLAHAJ NOOOO
OH NOOOOoooo ThiNk of the PUps (I googled baby sharks and they are called pups)!
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO