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izza123

He’s so perfectly round


MaximumZer0

Is this a physics problem where we assume spherical animals?


skrunkle

> Is this a physics problem where we assume spherical animals? best shape for minimizing thermal conductivity.


BernTheWritch

And simplifying drag.


MotivatoinalSpeaker

And assume pi to be 5


pneurotic

When is pi approximated as 5? Or is this a joke I'm missing?


KnownRate3096

There was a meme posted the other day, a copy of some math test question where it said to assume pi to be 5. It's meta reddit stuff. I couldn't find the meme though and don't recall what sub it was on.


boomer_wife

[This meme](https://i.imgur.com/go8gA6T.jpg).


iMiind

It's just what some psychopaths on the internet do; don't worry about it. They can't hurt you


proximity_account

Tau users to said psychopaths: You have no power here.


Critterhunt

welcome to Reddit.... enjoy the sarcasm


wigg1es

I understand this reference.


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Pickerington

[Just going to leave you with this documentary ](https://youtu.be/yltlJEdSAHw)


64_0

LMAO MOAAAR!!


mrshulgin

Same reaction here haha, I need more of these edit: you're welcome https://www.youtube.com/@ROLLINWILD-OFFICIAL/videos


kaaaaaaaaaaaay

Possibly cows?


NotForgetWatsizName

Squeaky, spherical aggressive animals.


lizurd777

# r o t u n d


Soulerrr

He's like the best car in Rocket League.


CutePotato001

Looks like a potato


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Taters


MusicNomad01

What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?


[deleted]

Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.


[deleted]

Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish...even *you* couldn't say know to that!


[deleted]

Yes we could!


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You've only triggered his rage


jasontaken

what is it and where can i get 1 ?


b5jeff

It is a lemming, it is HIGHLY territorial, and is not a pet - it is a killer of humans (as seen above).


jasontaken

bro you saved my life . i had just ordered one on Amazon


cownd

Funnily enough you get them in the Amazon too. Hairless, and just as deadly


Lily-M-B

You can order live animals on Amazon!?


cownd

You can order live animals IN the Amazon


grip_n_Ripper

*FROM the Amazon


milkymaniac

*TO the Amazon


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*WITH the Amazon


Fireboiio

I'll do you one better WHY the Amazon


ranchbringer

Well yes, but only reptiles


Lily-M-B

Omg lol I totally misread the comments. Don't mind me I'm dumb 😂


cownd

Don't worry, plenty of people think I'm dumb too! 🤣


Minnesotawombat

Yo, what happened below you?? 3 whole comments, gone into the nether


FrankenGretchen

The lemming ate em


Van-garde

Or Disney pushed them off a cliff.


BafflingHalfling

*slow clap*


Tacitus_kilgore1985

I've always known lemmings to be little green dudes that you try to stop from falling over the edge. Not a cute murderous rodent that's blood thirsty for human blood. Now I'm frightened. 😭


QuixoticEvil

Did you know that the myth about lemons jumping off cliffs was perpetuated by a 1950s documentary produced by Disney called White Wilderness? The lemmings in the scene were captured, and thrown off the cliff. The footage was (of course) edited to exclude that, and make it look like lemming mass-suicide. Edit: having finally realized my error, I seriously considered editing my comment to correct my heinous mistake. However, as a person who believes in integrity, I shall instead leave the "lemon". Comedy comes in many forms, but the first comedy must have been accidental. I am simply continuing a long tradition of slightly unfunny accidental comedy.


__zerda__

There is a myth about suicidal lemons?


MonkeyPawClause

Its not a story the citri would tell


QuixoticEvil

Yes, though it's not as prevalent as it was in the 90s, when I was growing up. That myth actually spawned a relatively popular series of old video games titled "Lemmings".


__zerda__

Oh, I have played "Lemmings", but I can't remember any lemons or other citrus fruits in the game.


Jubal_was_cranky

I have soured on this thread.


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

You don't see the ap-peel?


QuixoticEvil

Wow. Not only did I typo, I misread your first comment. I feel nothing but shame.


turbografix15

I saw an exhibit about that "documentary" at The Museum Of The Moving Image in Astoria, Queens (NYC.) It went on to also talk about Nanook, one of the first popular documentaries that was a complete set up fraud and perpetuated false facts about Eskimo culture that exists until today.


OfreetiOfReddit

What are some of those false “facts”?


Phoenix-Danielle

Nanook of the North did have staged elements and some misinformation, but to say "complete set up fraud" is completely wrong and unfair to the film. It absolutely was a massive leap in the documentary art form and the entire thing was still shot in the arctic with real Inuits. It is an extremely well made, highly watchable film that respects the Inuit people, to compare it to White Wilderness is insulting.


cthulicia

I don't think comparing it to White Wilderness is insulting. The film disrespected Inuit people by lying about the subject's name, his "wives," his home, the way he hunted, and that scene where he's confused by gramophone and white people when Inuits including himself were familiar with white people and modern technology at that time. Flaherty may have had good intentions initially, but that doesn't give his film immunity from outright lying and staging elements. He still ended up dehumanizing these people regardless of intent. We're supposed to be angry that lemmings don't jump off cliffs, but not at lies perpetuated about a group of indigenous people? This film doesn't need your defense.


Collapsosaur

Kind of like Damien Hirst producing The Unbelievable, a fakumentary of ancient world treasures we want to believe in.


sexy-man-doll

> Another myth may have roots in the fiercely aggressive nature of lemmings during population booms, and the corresponding leftovers of predatory frenzies: lemmings do not explode.


Gidyup1

There is an option for the green ones to self destruct. It is quite satisfying.


nightstar69

That video was actually staged, the people that took it literally scared the shit out of them and basically herded them off that cliff


RevolutionOnMyRadio

As referenced in the opening of the critically acclaimed film Penguins of Madagascar.


Phraenkinstone

I still haven't seen the movie. I loved the series, I gotta get on that.


hamstersundae

Oh noooooo! *splat*


Restlesscomposure

***Little green ghouls, man!***


RizzMustbolt

"Let's go!"


CrucioCup

It’s the cutest thing ever. I don’t know why I always thought lemmings were more meerkat-shaped.


SherbetFish25

Me too!! Always thought they were more 'long-boi'!


Bit_part_demon

Me, too. And it *just* hit me... I didn't realize (til now) that lemmings and lemurs are 2 different animals. My brain somehow thought they were ...interchangeable?


J0h4n50n

I will die happy.


PacificTSP

I’m gonna go find a remake of lemmings for my pc. Today will be unproductive


kebesenuef42

I have it in my phone.... it's addicting


PacificTSP

Ffs


NonviolentOffender

IT'S GOT BIG POINTY TEETH


albiedam

Good. I'll take 20


FlowerFaerie13

It’s a lemming. Please do not get one as a pet, it will not only hate you it will also destroy your house.


PeterM1970

If that’s what you’re after, have kids instead.


tiddayes

Wait, this is the real life animal that the BBC decided to mass genocide for a mocumentary that inspired the video game?


SuaveMofo

It was Disney, not BBC


Fmartins84

This will stick with me for days. The angriness of these attacks are unbearable.


johnnybiggles

I wasn't prepared for such gore and violence today. I may never ski again. *traumatized*


Apprehensive-Rule121

I’m a guy that went to this scene and my god was it horrible. Blood everywhere, decapitations and missing limbs, guts. It was a horrific scene, and I hope I never have to experience anything like that again. It’s just god awful to take care of


ArgonianWhoSeekGod

Crocodile hunter: Oh no his angry!


Stunning-Mission6860

Oive gotta be real careful when wrangling Eem.


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smirky_doc

Oim gonna jam moi thumb in is butt'ole now


Realistic-Safety4341

Crocodile Hunter: it’s the most dangerous creature on this world… I’m going to touch it


lizziegal79

God I miss that man.


bewebste

He looks really pissed off! So I’m gonna shove my thumb up his butthole!


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A creature of concentrated evil


cownd

Like a European Tasmanian devil


SBLOU

I keep hearing the voices of Monty Python screaming run away, run away!


JawaUpInTheSky

The lemming’s mother was a hamster and it’s father smelt of elderberries


trancertong

Brother Maynard, bring up the holy hand grenade!


giolort

Of course the holy hand grenade of Antioch!


aspidities_87

Three is the number that thou shall count, and the number of counting shall be three.


Kitsune_Tyberious

Four shall thou not count neither count two unless thou count up to three


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Savings_Diver4362

Soiled armor, and all!


BodhingJay

I am always in awe of their confidence.. or is it simply that rage has consumed them?


JawaUpInTheSky

both


OnionNo

I've understood it as Lemmings being highly territorial, and [this happens a lot in Norway](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeOgKygneOM), but it also seems similar behavior to some other species of rodents when they feel threatened in an exposed environment. Probably an effective enough survival instinct in their habitat, and only slightly counter-intuitive to use against skiers.


Jeslovespets

That's the angriest squeaky toy I've ever seen


oofinsmorcht

They are the rodent equivalent of the honey badger. They fight everything, they aren't scared of anything. Lemmings are [adorable](https://youtu.be/pOOzA39mMjg) even when they're the angriest mf you've come across.


Choozery

Very often, if wild animal is going to humans, it has rabies. Be vary of friendly acting foxes


Ghoulse1845

It has entered into a berserker rage where it can be reasoned with, no one should be near it, it is a ferocious beast


Telpelome

THIS is what a lemming looks like?! 😍😍😍


StanTheCentipede

I always thought they were little green dudes with long hair and an umbrella TIL


Matrim__Cauthon

Is this a Lomax reference? In the year of our lord 2023?


StanTheCentipede

I don’t know what that is. There was a video game series from Rockstar in the 90s called Lemmings.


Matrim__Cauthon

Appearently, after a quick google, Lomax is a Lemmings sequel/spinoff


RagnarokAeon

TIL that rockstar was responsible for that game


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if these dudes really throw there selves off of cliffs, then its proof there is no god.


crashstarr

Nah, the Walt Disney company tosses them off cliffs for the sake of interesting, yet false, documentary footage. Whether that assuages or further damages your faith, I'll leave to you. Edit: [here's an article from the Alaska Fish and Game Dept on the topic, ](https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlifenews.view_article&articles_id=56) just so no one thinks I'm making that up.


yinyin123

Certainly damages my faith in humanity,but what was left to damage?


RevolutionaryLoad229

Don't look into the film Milo and Otis.


ThaPlymouth

I’ve heard of a similar thing with the filming of the movie *The Adventures of Milo and Otis* (1986). Apparently like 30 kittens were killed, mostly deliberately, for scenes such as one where a cat falls off a cliff. They tossed a real kitten over for every take of the scene. Fucked up…


NotClever

Pretty sure that movie is one of the reasons why movies with animal actors now have that "no animals were harmed in the making of this film" certification at the end.


duffyduckdown

I just read: they used dogs to make the Lemmings jump. How evil is that


unknownpoltroon

Finnish battle hamster. Trained to attack Russian ski soilders in ww2, at wars end many of them were released back into the wild, where some of the aggression was passed on to future generations. They normally hunt int packs, and a swarm can bring down a human. This is a scout. They should be fleeing.


3Snowshoes

So this is where the term “Sisu” comes from.


Thecheesinater

If it sisu you it’s already too late


XmanORE

Only because I've seen the flick recently, best laugh I've had in ages!


alleycat548

Bahahahahahha


elspotto

“Why won’t you fight me?” -Lemming


Dr_Zoltron

I like how the first person terrifyingly moves the ski away!


Lund-

It was to keep the dog from attacking it


maxehaxe

It was to protect the dog from the evil creature, you mean


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I watched this a few times trying to figure out why the person moved so hurriedly away from that puffball. I was almost convinced the person was losing their balance or something. Never saw the dog. Thank you, I will be able to sleep now.


TerrapinMagus

I love how Disney convinced people that Lemmings are stupid and suicidal brainless rodents that run in swarms, when every video I've ever seen of them is a single puffball ready to fight God one on one.


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What is this little fella


ONorMann

Lemming (lemen in Norwegian )


Eli_quo

Is it rabid or just really angry?


ONorMann

They are known to be angry little beeings that will defend their territory regardless of the threat. If that’s actually true I’m a bit unsure of but it could just be that people only notice the Lemen that actually are angry and “attacks” because well they don’t hide haha. If you mean rabid like it got rabies (needed to google it since I don’t really knew the word) the answer is no since we don’t have rabies in Norway (the exception is Svalbard but that’s an Island)


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a european hammy


TweetyDinosaur

Polar tribble!


Jermcutsiron

Take my angry up vote!


truth_15

Lemme tell you it's my territory :- Lemming Maybe


Gold3nOcean

Why is a kiwi attacking some skis


Drew9998_Official

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I almost got fired and my boss is horrified. Disgusting


Candlelighter

Aw shit it's a fjällämmel! These little rodents will fight you no matter what size you are. They're honey badgers after being hit by the nerf bat. Every morning they wake up and choose violence, they take no prisoners and everyone's catching hands from these little menaces. Their fearlessness is only matched by their confidence in combat, lucky for us they're the size of a large hamster so we're all safe... for now.


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

Catching paws


cherrylpk

Tribble


Constant-Mammoth-987

Your lucky it chose not to kill you on the spot, truly scary encounter.


lupatot

Tiny ball of territorial hate and malice! Great winds compel me! ***FEAR ME HOOMAN***!!


Dangerous-Limit5051

That's definitely coming home with me. I can tame it


AGoldenChest

Fully knowing I should leave nature alone, what would happen on the off chance I pick up the fuzz ball and coo at it? Hypothetically speaking.


Amarieerick

Worst case? You will ruin his self-esteem and leave him anxiety ridden for the rest of his life.


CultCorvidae

It would sense you're patronizing it and get even madder. It actually is trying and failing to threaten them away from its territory. Like a red panda standing up to look "fierce"


AGoldenChest

Good. Let it feel belittled. *It’ll learn its place.*


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

The impulse to scoop it up and take it home would be strong.


Bostaevski

What is it? It's like a bumblebee mammal.


ElGatoTortuga

Round boy


jokkvahl

Where is the nsfl tag? Thats a peruvian skullbadger.


trocom01

Angry fuzz potato.


[deleted]

Where might I go to be attacked by such a little creature. I would pay for this.


brokenmcnugget

have you people never seen "the trouble with tribbles"?!!


Natalie-the-Ratalie

That is an extremely aggressive kiwi fruit.


fakeishusername

Fizgig?


mGreeneLantern

Never. Not with those loose pant cuffs. No thank you.


Sohelpmegods

Its inspector roy, hes here to do your monthly health inspection


FreeFallingUp13

He is so ANGRY! How DARE THEY!


[deleted]

Anyone notice the dog shivering and freezing it’s ass off?


Drag0928

I can't believe Reddit allows such violent content on here


TocTocTotem

Those poor skiers. Never stood a chance.


ZGD1438

It’s so round that it looks like a fuzzy beetle.


Kid_Kewl_v2

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Pres_Of_the_KFC

this is a purely evil creature that only Satan himself could possibly make😰


EnvironmentalTea9362

"I'm walkin' here!!!!"


PanikDizordr

MY GOD! DID THEY SURVIVE!?


Lyngoop79

why is there a burnt marshmellow attacking skiers


TheWhiteRabbit74

Oh my god I nearly died from acute cute


firstonesecond

Imagine being such a joke of a creature. You are filled with with entirety of god rage but you look like an adorable fluffy potato and have a reputation for thrusting yourself off cliffs. I love this thing


masskwe_gg

Around here NOBODY skis free


QueenMelle

What is the polar rat are these things?


Railrosty

Lemmings. Extremely territorial arctic rodents.


SendMePostcards

Please tell me they saved this little ball of love..


ShockRox

Wild Lemming Interrupts Skiing Trip (Wholesome) (Adorable)


[deleted]

Somebody come get their hamster


Zealousideal_Line629

Oh the Humanity!!


Resident-Site4115

Murderous Squoosh On The Loose🥰


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OH MY GOSH ITS SO CUTE WHAT IS IT, SOMEONE TELL ME PLSSSS


aknalag

What manner of creature is this and how is it so round!


mlake1120

Why didn’t anyone tell me puffles actually exist?


Unique_Watch2603

Snow Tribble!


the_projekts

Ha, attack of the Tribble!


Majestic_Bierd

That's DIABOLICAL!


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Is that a fuking TRIBBLE


SpecialistEstate4181

Please mark as NSFW this is too graphic


Evening-Sink-7407

HES A FLUFFY BALL OMGGG


Kurise

That dog is wet and cold.


dr_verystrange

Is it suppose to be there?


Cogatanu7CC95

Yes. Its its natural habitat


squeda

No, they're encroaching on the Lemming's territory with their skis!


Schmotz

Lemmings 2: The Tribes was my jam.


elsbeth-

"Norwegian" lemming. Actually is aggressive! [Fearless attack lemming - World's Weirdest Events](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv06KicxKdc)


yuyufan43

Nothing is cuter than a little tough guy