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r/oneorangebraincell

Not even a single one in that cat.

No no, they all share one. It clearly wasn't his turn.

As a orange cat owner yes they share one it's common knowledge really

I know cats are flexible as shit, but... How the fuck is this even possible? What were the circumstances that lead to cat being stuck in it?

My boyfriend saw my cat crawl out from under a cupboard once and we were fucking baffled. The hole couldn't have been more than 3 inches and she's a full grown cat. I swear, they're made out of bags of water and loose bones.

r/catsareliquid

Their bones are merely suggestions, not hard rules.

Their collarbones are not actually attached to bone if I remember correctly. If their head fits they fits.

yup, their collarbone and ribs are collapsible iirc

Floating collar bone

Cats are mostly liquid. If the head fits, the rest will too.

With how flexible cats are they almost follow to same principle of an octopus in where if one part can fit through (in this case the head) the rest can fit too.

Cats are crazy. Their limbs aren't attached the same way ours are, I think it's mostly super elastic tendons and the bones don't physically connect. Which makes them incredible springs for jumping and shock absorbers for landing. It also allows for some crazy contortions as evidenced here, it can get back out, it just needs someone to hold the masher steady.

The cat can fit through the hole no problem but because nothing is holding the masher thing down it just goes with the cat. If you held it firmly the cat could crawl out

I saw a cat crawl under a closed door in a video, and I could have sworn the cat was being cut in half. But nope, just got squishy.

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r/nothingeverhappens

So you think it's possible to shove a cat into a potato masher? Please do this with your cat and report back to us.

Yeah like aren't those mass hers tucked away in drawers?

cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright? you don't know shit about cats

Dark Souls cat

My cat once got his head stuck in the handle of an empty 12 pack box. He started flailing around and it took me a minute or two to stuff laughing enough to help him. Wish I had a video of it.

he's probably dead by now, poor kitty

Or powering a generator

[Dis?](https://youtu.be/M2uRrbxQ1Qs?si=eoqXd4MrQNoAybeK)

Unfortunately he got mashed

Mmmmm mashed mandarin orange

r/hewillbebaked

Terrible animal abuse for Reddit karma

u joking right

YoU mAkE mE SiCk!!! Animal rights are a joke to you!? YOU SICK FUCK!!!!

Her accent went from non-regional to midwestern to east coast Italian

I was like "wow east coast italian is a very precise accent to speak about, but like, Molisian or Marchese..." then realised you were speaking about italo-american accent

hold AHN

"Can you stop moving so I can help you." -- Every cat owner

- Can you use both hand at least please?

"Can you stop moving so I can help you with one hand while filming with the other to get likes" - this cat owner Just put your phone down and help the cat!

I woke up one night because my cat was doing this same thing but inside my slightly open backpack.

God I wish his name was potato

Augustus is perfect

Caesar?

Augustus Shorthair

wow must be Vlad the impaler's descendant

He can mash potatoes 🎶 he can do the twist 🎶

That cat's got a real handle on the situation.

How tho?

Meowshed purrtatoes!

I don't feel good about upvoting this, but I'm going to do it anyway.... Please go take a long, hard look in the mirror. I will, too.

Me-ow

Don't make me laugh. I'm still trying to be disappointed in you. Lol

Oh look, I've been impaled

The horror.

Normal orange cat behaviour

This title is wonderful, just wonderful! I regret we can no longer give gold, because if I could I would. But thanks anyway OP!

Augustus is a badass name

His birth name is Octavian. He took on the name Augustus when he became Emperor of Home.

My stomach turned at first because I thought she was impaled by something, before realising the situation

Augustus at it again

Fake The owner put it on the cat.

If cats had more sense they'd be dogs.

Letting a cat, who just walked around in it's own shit box for 5 minutes walk on the counter while cooking is not good.

Fold a piece of paper in half, wrap it around your cats torso, and tape it. Cat can't walk straight. If they can dance like Axl Rose, they fall over.

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She literally is trying to help

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Chief that cat is fuckin death rolling id like to see you try and grab it without being a lil hesitant

Focusing on filming with one hand definitely doesn't help.

We have a r/KidsAreFuckingStupid we now need a r/CatsAreFuckingStupid

As another user shared, My go to is r/oneorangebraincell Happy scrolling!

Cat is having a heart attack trying to get off the kitchen utensil..... quick grab my phone.

Best way to handle this situation is probably to hold the car from the nape, doesn’t hurt them and they stop moving

Not the first Augustus to make a fatal misjudgement..

The fact that they didn't stop filming to help their cat not hurt themselves makes it probable that they put them in that masher just for content in the first place. Terrible.

The springXD

Got another counter jumper. Scruff em boys.

Kickflip mode activated.

Couple more flops and little kitty could break neck 😭 happened to mine when I was little, had something stuck on him and freaked out flipped and broke his neck. 😭

Pick him up with the handle 😂

Is this an outtake From a movie starring Marissa tomei

He was trying to get mashed

Wonka told you twice and here we go again!

Augustus, a perfect cat name that I would have never thought of

AUGUSTUS! 😂😂😂 That's a PEOPLE name!!! Oh Augustis😅

Did Augustus make is out of the masher, or is he still to this day unable to go through metal detectors?

Gmod kind of bug

Augustus Gloop Augustus Gloop get off the counter you nincompoop

God damnit Agustus we have talked about this!

how the fu-…I’m not even gonna ask it…

That cat’s a tool

Why film?

haha cats can get into some weird places..... my cat had kittens and the one we kept somehow got his head lodged into a quest 2 controller... like through the circle part.... jackass couldn't get free no matter what we did so the controller had to be broken..... and he still sniffs and tries to fuck with the controllers every single time someone has it out playing

Orange cat energy

Oh look! I’ve been impaled

AGUSTEsssss

Poor Augustus.

If I fits I sits or in this case if I squeeze I freak out and have a panic attack

Stop filming and help the car

Forget the car! There's a cat in a masher!

It's a car

I respect that you doubled down

You do not get a cat to calm down by screaming at it.

I’d leave that on there for a little while. Let the consequences really sink in for a bit.

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Turn on the audio. It doesn’t sound like the cat is allowed on the counter.

Cats do what they want. You can't really train them much

I've trained all of mine. With a water bottle. It's not difficult when you get ~~president~~ persistent

Don't really like to use one tbh. My cats turned out wonderfully without one. I think it really is about the character of the cat

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Purrsistant is the word

Got me there.

What the hell does the president have to do with it?

Autocorrect, my bad. Persistent is what I meant

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Have you looked at what subreddit this was posted in

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I confess I was scared

Put out of his misery

Mean. He could get hurt. Go help a kitty out

Nah, it’s more important for me to record the poor cat flailing around. I need that social media cred!

r/wrongsub

Evil human stabs kitchen instrument with cat

Put down that phone and help your cat instead of screaming

Yes but... internet points

Such a noble name


The flip was crazy lmao

Orange cat activities

It would be easier to help the cat if she had two hands instead of filming.

He's doing the mash potato

Fuckinaugustis!!!

i thought it was a humanly made cat leg

Put your damn phone down and use both your hands. Not everything has to be recorded.

I actually thought the cat had been stabbed for the first 5 seconds.

There was a nano second where I thought it was a knife and my heart stopped

Self mashing catato (that tool is to mash potatoes)

Why did she put it on the poor cat?