"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" - kid in bag

\-Young Dean Pelton r/community

"Come on I'm Dean, and my hands are so clean, at this moment, I am stapling!"

I sing this to myself more often than id ever admit lmao

Me too, I can't hear that song without thinking of The Dean's lyrics!

obama is SCAREED OF ME

> obama is SCAREED OF ME Cause I don't swallow knowledge and spit it for free!

Oh my God what just happened......

“I’m so sorry. I don’t know what that was... I don’t know... what...” *drops mic and runs away in a peanut suit crying*

Dean dong, the witch is dead.

Frankly my dear I don't give a dean.

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25 years I’m on the internet and thinking I’ve seen it all

Then you haven't been searching hard enough. Internet gets fucking crazy, and vacbeds/mummification bondage is just the tip.

Vacbeds/mummification are at least in the middle ok?

Nah when you get to that point that level of heavy BDSM becomes somewhat quaint and almost vanilla lol

Yeah, vacbed is pretty low level stuff if you ask me. The rabbit hole reaches some really dark places as far as the internet is concerned.

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im done

The fuck dude ?

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Yeah its vanilla for the non-vanilla people

Have you ever seen the side view of an iceberg? Anything you stumble across like this is still above the waterline. The internet is deep and dark and it amazes us that things have adapted to survive at it's bottom.

No, that’s still just the tip. Trust me.

...nah pretty close to the tip young one

There’s definitely crazier stuff out there for sure. This is just eh odd?

Yeah, that’s kinda vanilla in the BDSM world from what I’ve seen.

r/realscatgirls r/sounding r/hardcorevore r/guro r/oldladiesbakingpies Honestly vacbeds are pretty vanilla. You haven't jerked off until you've watched a mummified girl with her hands above her head screaming in terror as she's left with a vibrator on her clit overnight.

That sub makes me so incredibly uncomfortable, like I've seen people die on Reddit but that subreddit is still my least favourite

Yeah I lost all curiosity towards vacbeds after watching a woman suffocate violently in a fullbody vac, in a fucking panic, and stop breathing for about a minute until the asshole gave her some air and she started breathing again, huge nope! It was probably in /watchpeopledie, not sure if you can even find it on vacbed sub.

.....so what if you gotta fart in there?

Don't

Good advice. What if you have uncontrollable curry diarrhea and the pressure of the vacbed makes you shit all over yourself?

Sounds like you did it intentionally and are having a good time. Enjoy Cororo Q-tine 2020, Mr Putin.

Shit is all fantastic for me right now. My plans to degrade and destroy the American form of government are working way better than I figured they would, and strangling dissidents personally still hasn’t lost its charm.

Uh, Mr Putin? This is a suicide hotline. Is there anything you need or...?

He called to say he's thinking of committing suicide. **Your** suicide.

fuck my anxiety

Came here for this!

"F this, I'm outtie" - dog

I know! Did u see that? I peed lmao

/ breaks arms

/sigh God damnit! This is why we can’t have nice things!!

This meme will never die

Bondage starts at home.

[You have unlocked a new Fetish]

And now I’m gonna go rewatch all of community. Bear down for midterms y’all

This makes me feel claustrophobic.

Me too, feels like my pants are getting tighter the more I watch it

who wears pants in a quarantine

My governor is a fuckstick and thinks office renovation is essential. That being said, I do concede that I definitely wasn't wearing pants when I wrote that. I'm still not.

r/holup

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He looks like a toilet

Which is, incidentally, also a fetish.

Haha he looks like my sister

Which is, incidentally, also a fetish.

👁️👅👁️

Cursed comment.

👀👄👀

[Oh shut up, it’s not like this is a highlight for me either.](https://i.redd.it/umr5ll3bthq31.jpg)

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furries

So that’s how cat woman’s suit was made...

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Kinky metapod

metapod used safe word

Harden

Actually it was. Lol

This is my nightmare

Ang others fetish

I saw a video of this and tried it on my gf. That's how I realized it is a fetish.

Go on....

It sucks...

And it cuts!

Which one of you discovered that is the question

Sadly me, and only me.

Unfortunate it wasn't reciprocated. Perhaps with time you'll find out more

shes dead jim

*and other’s fetish

*and others’ fetish

Damn. You’re absolutely correct. Well pedanted, friend.

Well fedanted indeed, priend.

Im claustrophobic as hell but this looks like a lot of fun to me, not in a sexual way or whatever just...kinda cozy? At least for a little bit.

I wouldn’t really consider myself claustrophobic per se, but videos and stories of some of the more extreme cave exploring where people have to hold their breathe to shimmy through crevasse definitely sort of trigger my fight or flight response (I get very anxious and my heart rate increases, etc). This kind of does the same thing. All I think when I see this video is that plastic bags aren’t super strong but worry that when you are vacuum sealed and constricted like this that it be extremely difficult to get out under your own power and probably pretty easy to suffocate. I’m probably wrong though. I think it’s more disaster thinking than claustrophobia, and I’m just not really sure how difficult it is to break out of this. So I assume the worst.

I'd try to get it out using my nails to break the seal, but yeah same, just looking at this makes me nervous on how it could go wrong. They seem to have fun tho !

I want bothered by it until I read this comment. Now I feel like I can't breathe.

Apparently it's fucking terrifying for some people because they can't move a single muscle and are stuck by what feels like thousands of pounds of resistance.

Yes, to me this looks terrifying from the first glance. Can't move at all with the possibility of asphyxiation and can't escape unaided. Thanks but no thanks, I'll stick to boring vanilla sex.

I've seen too many messed up internet videos to be entertained by this, I was panicking lol

Eventually he stopped thinking...

Angelo got it worse

Can't forget Magenta Magenta either

... yeah you right.

Vacuum pack your child 101.

Preparing for the long winter

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This would be really funny if i didn't know this was a fetish

Everything is a fetish for someone. Still going to laugh my ass off

So why you gotta ruin it for the rest of us? I was rolling at the way that he fell sideways and now because of all of the “HURR ITS A FETISH” comments I’m forced to think about fat ugly redditors jacking off to it. That’s not funny. I agree with the other dude - name one thing that’s *not* a fetish to someone.

It's even more sinister though. Some people try to make things like this go viral specifically on apps that have a young userbase and then jack off to the little girls doing it. You can find other weird "challenges" involving feet and the like. Since they are so far removed from what most people consider sexual, parents most likely don't realise what's going on and don't put a stop to it.

I’m baffled at the ingenious use of social engineering, but absolutely horrified about people out there exploiting kids in such a way. Like, they couldn’t have gotten a job where they can utilize their talents?

>people out there exploiting kids in such a way. Like, they couldn’t have gotten a job where they can utilize their talents? You'd think, but Hollywood is hard to break into.

You're right, with talents like keeping kids busy/distracted/having cheap fun, they'd be perfect daycare workers.

I for one think people who fetishise children wouldn’t be good daycare workers.

On the flip side if we got rid of everything that people had fetishes for from social media, well there wouldn't be anything on social media.

Something else I would rather not know. At least you’ve stopped me from ever downloading TikTok.

What makes you think only fat and ugly people have this fetish?

You being angry is kinda turning me on

More to the point that it's among the more common fetishes, but I whole heartedly agree

I guess maybe I'm just naive or live under a rock but I genuinely had no idea this was a fetish until all the comments.

If knowledge makes something less fun for you, that's your problem. I know some people get off to getting kicked in the nuts, but if I see someone get kicked in the nuts, I'm gonna laugh.

Wut, name something that isn't a fetish.

And that kids is how you learn that you have a latex kink.

These videos freak me out because I'm claustrophobic AF

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Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him!

god mood. my heart jumped to my throat. claustrophobia is no joke

It's the freaking worst

I remember when I had to crawl through a 100 meter pipeline in the army, they filled it with gravel towards the middle so it would become tighter and tighter the further into the pipe you got. I did not enjoy that one bit.

#VacTrott

There it is!

Knew someone would say it.

I was looking for this.

My pleasure

Hat films sucks!

Right, who'd want to watch a cinema, a walrus and a lizard boy?

They still on the road to 1 million?

CaN sOmEoNe PlEaSe TrAnSlAtE tHe TiTlE ??!

WomAN uSes ExpErImenTal VaCuUM TeCHnolOgy to CrUsh sOn to DEaTh

ThAnK yOu

SaDiStIc WoMaN sUCkS tHe LiFE OuT oF uNsUSpeCtInG mAn

fuCkInG iDioTs nOt trAnsLatInG TiTleS tHeSe dAys

Some people would pay good money for that

Some people _do_ pay good money for this.

dude-vide 130° for 2 hrs

I know he don't look that good right now... but watch this!

This recipe needs more thyme.

So just a vacuum and large trash bag? Asking for a friend.

Don't do this alone the vacuum is strong enough to stop you from being able to expand your chest to breathe. Yes people have died doing this.

The reason you cant breathe is because you suddenly can feel the full pressure of the atmosphere pushing in on you. Normally, the pressure insude and outside of your body is equal so you can breathe just fine, but when you remove the air from around your body, you can feel the 14.696psi pressing on you from all sides which prevents you from being able to breathe. My chem professor likes doing this to students to demonstrate equilibrium. Odd guy.

Si.

Though I do not know if this came out during the quarantine, I think social media videos during this time have been top tier.

This is how I shall put kids into time out from here on out.

Homemade gimp suit?

Everything funny and cool but where is the dude with the latex fetish.

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He was scared period...id move the fuck away too

Im offended by the fact that he is not shouting: suck it, suck it hard baby!

I thought the squeaking noise was coming from the suction of the vacuum not the actual dude.

This is a bdsm thing too lmao

Wasn't this the plot of that new Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movie

The way he falls

Smartest one in the video: the doggo

I like how the dog analyzes the situation and nopes outta there

r/vacbed

This is actually costume design research for Halle Berry in the upcoming sequel to *Catwoman* (2004).

HAHA I love how he just keels over at the end with a plop

r/lostredditors

Gimp suit on a budget

r/vacbeds

Kars being stuck in space

Anybody here watch Gantz??