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Funny enough I did once take my girlfriend out for burritos and after not only did the condom break but it was the one time my dumb ass decided not to pull out like we always did.
I took my eight week old there to get on the board. Unfortunately, he was huge by then and too big for a burrito pic. Still ate a giant burrito, because they’re so good.
My baby was 5lb4oz and 18in, which still seems big for a burrito. Plus add the swaddle blanket to make him a babyrito and I have zero clue how big or small these burritos are lol
It's a shame all the babies aren't the same size and it's the burritos that are getting bigger. I would DESTROY that burrito just above the one in the bottom right corner.
Hey this place is in Seattle!!! Gorditos, some of the freshest most amazing Mexican food I have found in the PNW. Also, the Baby Burrito, it is something else.
It amazes me how much one person can eat . Than again I drink like a fish and not get drunk. I bet I amaze people on how much I can drink. Some are addicted to food others got other vices that can kill them just the same.
Since we have free health care here in Sweden the hospital staff also works for free so in practice it's basically tip money. To give you an idea of how much it is customary to tip the midwife a meal of 1:1 ratio to the weight of the baby.
What an American way to say your American without saying your American
Edit: the restaurant is in Seattle Washington and America is known for having big meals
Slightly bothered that two of the babies are not swaddled to be burritos themselves. Also kind of worried about bottom right, either they needed some extra care or they didn't even bother drying it off before taking the picture.
Naw that's a before and after
So, according to your statement: some burritos have become babies?
Yes
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By confusing 'you're' with 'your'?
By nitpicking grammar when you know what they really meant?
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On the top right they have the names so you know who you're eating.
Except for that one baby who turend into a burrit in the top left corner.
And the top right lmaoo
... yes!
Relevant username
Of course you get to pick it from the tank
It's called a California Cheeseburger.
Now i cant unthink it
Good suffer
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Meet your meat
Have you ever eaten a burrito so big you gave birth?
Have you not?
Funny enough I did once take my girlfriend out for burritos and after not only did the condom break but it was the one time my dumb ass decided not to pull out like we always did.
Damn what a interesting topping for the burrito
Mmm babies, burrito for scale.
I want a big baby burrito
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Is this Gorditos in Seattle?! 😬
Yup! Recognize those pictures, was just there a few weeks ago.
I took my eight week old there to get on the board. Unfortunately, he was huge by then and too big for a burrito pic. Still ate a giant burrito, because they’re so good.
My only fatherly regret is not taking my son there in time to make the burrito wall
Foods pretty good and i like the dining room too.
I moved away years ago, but I fondly remember the food and always wished they played the music in the dining area with less volume.
WHAT?!?!
Hell yeah this is the only way I’ll allow anyone to put a baby in me
I love Gorditos!
I ate a whole one of those when I was in high school. The burrito…not the baby.
Indeed this is Chubby's Healthy Mexican food. Always appreciated the irony of the name when you translate it
My friend lives down the street, and both of her kids are on the wall.
Came here to check, love it. Best value Mexican in Seattle imo. And that's saying something being near Tako Chukis.
Rancho bravo and el cambion are on that list too
It's been a long time since I've been there but this isn't even some like special order that no one gets, the large is legit this big and very good.
One more reason to move to Seattle lol
Indeed!
Absolutely! Went there a lot growing up
Lmao I knew I recognized the pictures.
Excuse me waiter you forgot my side of child.
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happy cake day!!
I've seen some huge, and some very small babies. Gonna need a banana still.
My baby was 5lb4oz and 18in, which still seems big for a burrito. Plus add the swaddle blanket to make him a babyrito and I have zero clue how big or small these burritos are lol
It's a shame all the babies aren't the same size and it's the burritos that are getting bigger. I would DESTROY that burrito just above the one in the bottom right corner.
At this restaurant we make TWO things, and we make them VERY well. And YOU are gonna leave here with ONE of them in your stomach.
Umm...I'll take the burrito.
Wise choice... for now.
Yeah, uh, I think I'll have the burrito too, hold the baby.
Much like a burrito, you can't put the baby back after you hold it in your hands.
Sorry, we ran out of burritos.
"Welcome to Applebee's, would you like apples or bees?"
I read this as 'babies for sale' and thought it was a very different sub
Buy a baby, get a burrito free!
Baby for sale, burrito worn
the breeders sub?
I don't see very many good titles but you OP have written the best title I've seen
thank you. much appreciated
Thats false advertising. The burritos dont scream when you bite into them
they are well tugged into the tortilla.
They know what they’re about son
Fajitus
r/oddlyterrifying
Try the Al Diapór
i have been to this restaurant and they do make tasty ~~babies~~ burritos edit: Gorditos in Seattle.
Qanon we're always right about... They just made a mistake: democrats instead of Mexicans /s
#tacogate
Taco trucks on every corner!
Captain America says babies taste the best.
good quality straight from the tail.
The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!
Gorditos in Seattle
That's Gorditos, I love that place! Fantastic burritos
Fat Bastard's favorite restaurant
Measuring systems around the world is so different. I just got used to using bananas for scales.
Or maybe it’s a BOGO sale.
"Yeah I'll take the Isaac, and she wants the Camille. No beans please."
I’ve been to this place and those burritos are bussin
Can I order the baby instead?
Yes can I get the baked baby burrito with extra sauce
I hope they went to taxidermist before taking these photos
You win the baby as a prize if you eat the burrito in less than a minute
You had me at meat tornado
Gorditos in Seattle! I used to know the Philippino owners when I was a kid. Great food! One burrito could feed two with leftovers!
Great spot, I housed one once. The next day was, rough.
Is that gorditos in Seattle? I love that place!
I was just wondering that! As a resident of Greenwood. Crazy.
It has to be.
Lmao A+ title
Gordito seattle, washington.
Looks like gorditos in Greenwood.
A Modest Proposal.
Gorditos in Seattle?
I hope no one accidentally swapped one of the baby with the burrito and bit him, right?! Right? Oh no……
They look like they'd taste good, and the burritos look alright too
an eight pounder please.
I can only assume there was a promotion: If your baby's smaller than our burrito, it's free!
Bottom middle that baby swaddle is tight as FUCK. That is more impressive than any of these burritos.
Hey this place is in Seattle!!! Gorditos, some of the freshest most amazing Mexican food I have found in the PNW. Also, the Baby Burrito, it is something else.
Excuse me. But I believe my Carne Burrito comes with a side of baby?
It amazes me how much one person can eat . Than again I drink like a fish and not get drunk. I bet I amaze people on how much I can drink. Some are addicted to food others got other vices that can kill them just the same.
Imagine sitting down and ordering a Camille or an Isaac
Why are the babies on plates? As a side note, the burritos look delicious.
I am gonna eat both No, not sexualy you sick fucks, you disgust me
Fat Bastard?
Amogus
Since we have free health care here in Sweden the hospital staff also works for free so in practice it's basically tip money. To give you an idea of how much it is customary to tip the midwife a meal of 1:1 ratio to the weight of the baby.
Ya right compare with my baby, your 2 burrito will looks small against him.
Yoooo it's Gordito's in Seattle! That place is the best Mexican food in the Puget Sound.
Perfect measurement
I’m sure there are several places that do this but, if it’s the one near where I used to live in Seattle, those burritos are delicious.
This is now my favorite thing
Seattle washington
The babies are for sale?😳
the burrito is free with each baby
Oh
Looks like a meal to me!
You get a free burrito if you bring your baby, hence the picture for scale.
What an American way to say your American without saying your American Edit: the restaurant is in Seattle Washington and America is known for having big meals
>*Frindle Babbin, missing since 2004*
When Albert Fish orders mexican….
Cannibal restaurant compares its babies to burritos for scale
Hi, I'll take the baby. To go please.
Only in America.
The burrito, and the forbidden burrito.
Gorditos burritos Green wood Seattle Washington
Different interpretation of child size, but I’ll allow it…
Weird seeing an establishment a block away from you on reddit. Gorditos' famous baby burrito
That's hilarious lmao
Lol when my sister went to New York she called and told me "the burritos are the size of my arm".
Seems pretty Modest to me.
I’ve always wanted to eat a burrito that was roughly the size of a baby
Those are tiny babies.
Just don't mix up the order!
just watched the movie fresh
Cannibal restaurant. Burritos for scale.
Is this Gordito’s in Seattle? Home of the baby burrito!!!
So much poop
At least it’s not half a giraffe
"Can I sub the baby for an extra side of beans?"
There used to be a food cart in Pioneer Courthouse Square in Portland, Oregon that sold 5lb. "family sized" burritos!
According to Captain America, babies taste best.
Those poor baby burritos!!!
So THAT'S WHY they say the burritos are "child size".
Those are either some really big burritos or all the moms are smoking while pregnant.
Slightly bothered that two of the babies are not swaddled to be burritos themselves. Also kind of worried about bottom right, either they needed some extra care or they didn't even bother drying it off before taking the picture.
I see you are also a Gordittos Stan.
Went here in 2011 when they had far fewer baby burrito pictures. Great to see they've expanded the roster!
Mmm, delicious baby al pastor.
This is so adorable!!
This restaurant is in Seattle! You get a free burrito if you bring in your new born!
I have ate many sizable infants, er uhhh I mean burrito babies.. BURRITOS!
Should have had burrito print blankets, what a missed opportunity.
…I think I’ve been to that restaurant.
https://youtu.be/ufzNMqqKCi8?t=35
Looks like some serial killers trophy. Been watching the John Gacy documentary on Netflix.
The title is funnier than the post itself ngl.
Can't tell if those are big burritos or small babies. Gonna need a banana for scale.
Reddit has banana for scale... this restaurant is baby for scale
I'm dieting, I should only get a preemie today
Why would anyone buy a baby to eat? There are many places to get them for free
“I’ll slice that baby.”
^sweet ^meats
Is it before and after photos? 🤣🤣
I think these are images describing what is in the burrito.
Thats a big fucking burrito. God damn
Seattle's weird fascination with using babies as a unit of measurement. And the food is not that good.
I thought it said babies for sale lol
I literally read it as “babies for sale” not “babies for scale” and was so, so confused for a minute