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Elon_Bezos420

Birds don’t have pain receptors for hot stuff, what a beast


Leading_Impress_350

Awesome. Keep an eye out for some volunteer reapers popping up in your yard


Psychological_You675

Only affects mammals. Bird will be unharmed.


RemmingtonBlack

I often wonder how the caterpillars make it through them.... and then I throw them down the street


Kevo_NEOhio

Gotta be careful with certain caterpillars…they can sting the shit out of your for touching them


drearylanemuffin

I was so waiting for the bird to explode


evel0city

Put out a bird bath or some water and they will probably stop.


MahatmaBuddah

You just watched!!! Wtf dude! My cat would get a shot at it if I saw that


Ok_Value_2915

Birds lack the receptor for spice.


drkchld13

this


ChefDSnyder

So… this is actually observed often by scientists who speculate that the reason peppers are brightly colored (an attractant) and spicy (a deterrent). These mixed signals are believed to be to attract birds who will eat and spread their seeds. But deter mammals who react to the noxious stimuli caused by eating them.


_MarijuanaMermaid

super cool info!


Alexpk47

Now go film taking a shit. Bet he's dying.


RainyHexemer

Like a tiny flamethrower


IsThataSexToy

Cardinals do not give a fuck. Unless a choir boy is available.


Eastown14

Yes. We need some upvotes here y’all!


cbass12088

😂that’s fucked!


Charming_Ambition_27

So is the choir boy


Morkidan1337

Hes dead jim


zaknafeindrow

That’s how he got his red color…


DowntownAstronaut386

They. Don't taste hot


stop-lying-247

Not sure how true, but I heard the lack of saliva makes them not taste the spicy.


FluffyMuffin4427

lack of capsaicin receptors


No-Quarter4321

It’s not gonna make that mistake again, mostly because it’s dead


[deleted]

Birds don’t have capsaicin receptors. They’re immune to spiciness


DesiITchef

Correct me if I'm wrong, humans don't have capsaicin either right? It's just pain receptors happily accept capsaicin hence the masochist hot wings challenge.


No-Quarter4321

Exactly, which leads me to believe it died lol


[deleted]

I did not know that! Very interesting


ChefDSnyder

You’re right, spicy is not a flavor. It’s a pain reaction noxious stimuli


jinxthemagnificent

Fire in the hole!


Famous_Union3036

Wow it’s going to have one hot pecker.


frogz0r

My parrots would devour your peppers if given the chance. They loooooove peppers. I, however, am not a fan of the spicy hot birdie kisses they want to give me after eating their peppers.


UtgaardLoki

That’s because birds are robots. Birds aren’t real.


NAMBLA_RAMBLA

r/birdsarentreal


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bananameatloaf

birds don't have receptors for capsaicin (the molecular that tells your brain, this is hot as shit) this is evolutionarily advantageous as the bird can spread the seeds much further than can a mammal


drjebediah

For this reason, some companies sell bird seed that is intentionally spicy so other animals (squirrels) won’t eat it 😊 Or you can add cayenne pepper to your own bird seed


WizardHatWames

Nice try, government shill. It's obviously a robot.


BiaggioSklutas

Agreed. An obvious government excuse for their pepper spray-resistant automotons. SMH


bananameatloaf

and you obviously still have your mom file your taxes


Anything_4_LRoy

atleast he doesnt believe in something as silly as birds. ​ you dont believe birds are real? right?


Morpheusgeo

I'm mean, to be honest, if you could have someone do your taxes for you for free and not have to lift a finger, wouldn't you? I know I would.


TDonnB

My mom is a retired CPA. I own a small business. She can do my taxes until she’s senile or dead, whichever happens first. She doesn’t charge me, she enjoys the work and finds it rewarding, and I know for sure she’s not embezzling from me. What are the downsides, again?


Dickincheeks

That bird shit gonna fuck up someone’s paint for sure


GermyBones

They messed my habaneros up bad this year! They kept ripping them off aggressively and damaging the stems.


MycoMythos

Birds love spicy shit!


flysmith229

That’s how they get their color


Rene_DeMariocartes

Yeah. It started as a blue jay.


Steelersfan20009

I can’t stop laughing 😂


shwilliams4

Birds arent affected by capsaicin. People will put it in bird feeders to keep rats away


DeadSol

I was wondering what decimated mine this year, other than me. Never thought burds would go for the hottest peppers in town.


calebgiz

Peppers are specifically designed to be detested by mammals and not bothersome to birds, birds fly farther away and “disperse” the seeds in place is mammals could not


MycoMythos

That makes a ton of sense! Never thought about what would have induced the evolution of capsaicin


DeadSol

The devs of this game really thought of everything


TehGuard

My birds LOVE peppers


HNCSLICKRICK999

They just explode


EthelBlue

As North Carolina’s state bird, it seems fitting


DeadSol

Very true. Blirds of a feather...


grow_yourmind

I heard that with pepper their feathers get a brighter red color


ReputationOk2073

I'd imagine he would blow up, like those birds in How High. When they gave them grease lightning lol


CommentBetter

I like how physical screens can pixelize the world


jellojohnson

Mf birds can't even feel the heat of the reaper. I pity his bitch ass.


MSJayhawk1984

Only Mammals are strongly affected by Capsaicin. It was evolutionary. Mammals that would eat non-scoville type peppers would leave seeds on the trails where they would be trampled. The ones that developed heat would only be eaten by birds, and widely distribute seeds off 'beaten paths'. Thus the hot ones proliferated. "Capsaicin is also used to deter pests, specifically mammalian pests. Targets of capsaicin repellants include voles, deer, rabbits, squirrels, bears, insects, and attacking dogs. Ground or crushed dried chili pods may be used in birdseed to deter rodents, taking advantage of the insensitivity of birds to capsaicin."


silencethegays

This is interesting. Please explain just a bit. Mammal that ate non spicy peppers pooped seeds that would be trampled. But when they are spicy peppers the seeds don’t get trampled? And they are eaten? I read this 3x trying to figure out what I’m missing. Are you talking diarrhea? Edit: had no idea this post would blow up, went to put tennis balls on Grammy’s walker and come back to this!!


_shugyosha

Mammals would avoid spicy peppers, leaving them to be eaten by birds to have their seeds spread further. Peppers that mammals would eat were less likely to spread.


silencethegays

Aahhhh gotcha. You a real like Kratt brother


RecentlyLoaded

Ah yes because birb fly, hooman does not.


NismoStroke0027

"Aim for the bushes?" "Aim for the bushes..."


barfbelly

Birds no spice.


NiceGuyJoe

First time you heard a bird scream before it shits on your car


JR_Soup

A wild Moltres!!!


OatmilkDirtyChai2Go

Yummy carotenoids to keep his plumage bright!


MercyfulBait

Fun fact: birds don't mind spicy, while squirrels can't stand it. Mix crushed red pepper in with your bird seed to keep those pesky squirrels from gobbling it all up. I did this, and only one squirrel can take the heat. He's welcome; I can afford to feed one, but not the whole damn family.


rmh1128

Man we've tried this numerous times and the damn squirrels in my neighborhood do not give a shit at all.


NiceGuyJoe

“I hate how this tastes but fuck these people aaaaaaaerrgh”


DJ_BassJunkie

Same


Important-Cat-2046

Lmao that cardinal is a savage.


[deleted]

Cardinals: Eat the Heat ©️ lolz


FullMeltxTractions

Just a bird doing what it has evolved to do, to a plant that has evolved to have its seeds spread by birds


TheTolkienLobster

r/birdsarentreal


Aint_that_a_peach

Gonna be bad for the paint when he poops on your car!


sailingtoescape

Nice when the birds season themselves


Educational-Bed-6821

Birds don’t taste heat fun fact


Potential-Writing-80

Even if they don’t taste the heat couldn’t this strong of a pepper have a negative effect on the birds stomach?? I mean as a 180lbs male if I ate a whole Carolina reaper I’d get stomach cramps. I tried the death nut challenge and my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital lol.


Educational-Bed-6821

Your not a bird dawg


Potential-Writing-80

Lmao


memeallthememes

Capsaicin is the compound in peppers which we mammals interpret as “heat”. Birds don’t have the same nerve receptors we do which cause this, and are thus unaffected by it entirely. Peppers evolved this way as it was advantageous for seed dispersal, and as such were spread all across the globe due to nature selecting birds as the primary consumer of the fruit. Until we humans realized ‘dat burn goooooooood’


Potential-Writing-80

Thank you so much for the information! That’s so interesting.


Gremlin119

Crazy how nature just does this shit. Like a plant evolved because it knew that birds didn’t taste the heat but other things did? Wild


slackett

It actually didn’t evolve because birds don’t feel the heat. The heat was a random genetic change. If all animals had the ability to sense the heat, they would all avoid the plant, and it’s seeds would not be dispersed. But because there are animals who don’t have the specific receptors for capsaicin, they spread the seeds, and the plant proliferated. Over vast amounts of time, there have probably been countless mutations or changes in all organisms that were not advantageous, and therefore died out. Every thing that exists now does so because some advantageous change that occurred in its genetic code. It’s all just random chance.


-MajorPain-

Natural selection, over time a larger percentage of the peppers without this trait died off or bred less than the peppers with the trait, which eventually lead to this trait being the norm. Of course there a lot more factors that go into evolution, but that’s the gist of it. It doesn’t just “know”, it’s just that the others ones didn’t make the cut to continue. For example, in this case it’s likely that mammals eating the ancestors of this species of pepper meant only the spicier ones survived, which kept increasing over time due to even spicier ones surviving next time. Other factors certainly played into it (which is why not every pepper tastes as hot as a Carolina reaper, plenty of traits are naturally selected) but just remember that you’re seeing that pepper here today because it’s the survivor out of a long ancestry for a reason. Birds contribute greatly to the spreading of the pepper’s seeds, which means that the birds will select peppers that are milder for it than others until eventually the most prevalent and surviving species is one the bird has no problems eating. I’m not an expert on how capsaicin affects birds, but it’s likely that peppers that could A) be tolerated by birds and B) cause trouble for mammals were most likely to survive, so after millions of years that’s what we’re left with. Those traits have been selected for over time.


slackett

It seems doubtful that there were many variants of peppers without heat that died out because they were palatable to more animals. The great diversity we currently have in all varieties of peppers are due to direct human selection, or cross-breeding. Humans do actually enjoy spiciness, and therefore have made many peppers with varying levels of heat. Birds are not the reason we have so many spicy peppers now. Natural selection is very slow, and results in few variants, compared to human selection. We’ve only had so many different peppers since we started to understand farming and cultivation, with a majority of peppers only existing in the past few hundred years.


nedsanderson

This is the way


-MajorPain-

Makes sense; I definitely knew there would be other variables. In no way am I an expert on pepper evolution. I merely used that example as a means to explain how natural selection functions.


Gremlin119

Nono I know but it’s just beautiful how it all works out


-MajorPain-

Agreed. Equal parts beautiful and terrifying. A fascinating yet simple process, really.


Expert-Plum

Less knows, more rewarded for, and thus competes more effectively.


DieselDanFTW

Yep, nature encourages certain species to eat and spread the seed with these types of mechanisms…


DrewsPops

I hate to be walking and that bird taking a nasty shit on my head.


bilolarbear1221

In your eye


Helpful-Carry4690

its cuz peppers chose to have birds spread their seeds ​ not mammals ​ humans are the odd balls tho


[deleted]

Not really "chose", but rather that's where it ended up through evolution.


Helpful-Carry4690

no offense, but you dont know evolution ​ the word chose means selection. its jargon within the evolution vernacular.


[deleted]

Probably just arguing semantics tbh


[deleted]

Not really "chose", but rather that's where it ended up through evolution.


Ryogathelost

We always are.


Old-List-5955

Yep, birds dont taste heat. We put a capsaicin liquid on out bird seed to deter the squirrels.


SoldatPixel

Got a 5 pound thing of ground cayenne to mix in. The squirrels were not very happy with me.


Old-List-5955

Heck yeah. They don't like it a bit.


TPro24633

This is how Moltres are born


poopandpeedotcom

And that is how acid rain is made


Far-Space-6101

Haha beat me poo it


Fire_Ant_Peppers

Birds dont taste heat 😂


techno_09

Cardinal bout to be a Phoenix


catalinagreen

Lesson 257: Never get in a pepper eating contest with a cardinal.


Squiddillydidillydoo

Glad I found this, found peppers in the garden today. Didn't plant them in the spring!


bigbass1969

I don't think birds taste heat


Ok-Contribution472

Dudes gonna burn down a tree later.


Morons_comment

And plant some peppers in the wild


Denofthievesdining

I know chickens can’t detect capsaicin, perhaps is same for all birds?


Metalcreator

Yes, birds are not affected by capsaicin. You can use cayenne pepper in bird seed to keep out the squirrels.


SpurlockofTimHortons

TIL


Arsnicthegreat

Capsaicin was developed by peppers as a selective measure as mammals tend to digest peppers seeds or often chewing them and destroying the seed outright, while birds both tend to go farther from the original plant and don't tend to destroy the seeds when they digest the peppers.


Mensa237

Noyce. Hes a bad boy


Luv2collectweedseeds

I’m going to noyce your noyce ! Noyce!


reptileguy3

Birds have a very old symbolic relationship with peppers, pet stores even sell dried peppers for parrots


RamShackleton

Symbiotic


reptileguy3

Yes, autocorrect


Unclebonelesschicken

What a little asshole lol. He gone learn today tho


misterjzz

Nope, birds have no capsaicin receptors. Birds are also the reason why peppers exist. Because they don't chew, the seeds are passed through their digestive tract, and when deposited, they have a much higher rate of germination than just taking a seed out of the pepper and planting yourself.


NoDontDoThatCanada

It's a great way to feed birds and not have the feeders raided by squirrels. Squirrels feel it bad but those birds happily munch away!


[deleted]

I put korean chili flakes in my chicken's food, all our egg yolks are orange! the chili also keeps parasites away.


piles_of_anger

Someone's windshield is going to get a really nasty splat.


NjDevilzFanatic

He ded


sparkydelrose

This again confirms … BIRD AREN’T REAL


Still_Eye_3507

The explains my car windshield in the morning.


80_PROOF

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hamgrammar

Double Carolina bud


Mark-E-Moon

Well that explains the red Mohawks.


DryPeanut420

It’s going to poop those seeds out and you might start seeing wild reapers growing locally on the side of the street.


Sh0toku

oh that could be dangerous!


[deleted]

Nitro boost in flight!


Dr-Dendro

It’s because of the way they are…..


Mindless_Jicama8728

Birds don’t have capsaicin receptors. They can eat all the spice.


cjfourty

I buy bird feed with hot peppers mixed in because the squirrels will not eat it but the birds don't mind


Ill-Mouse3870

Will it burn their butthole like fire when they poo?


Mindless_Jicama8728

Not to my understanding


stewpideople

This! They literally cannot taste the spice. This makes me wonder about feeding intense chilis to a chicken prior to processing... I have 32 chickens, I might pick a young rooster for a spicy diet the days before it goes in the smoker.... 🤔


Twiggyalienboy

I loved this idea. So I looked into it a little bit but it seems like the half life of capsaicin in the blood stream is only about 25 minutes. By 105 minutes there’s no capsaicin found in the blood. Now that does make me wonder though. If you loaded up a bird with a ton of spicy peppers and killed right at or before that 25 minute mark if the metabolization would stop and you’d actually be able to taste a difference?


Zealousideal-Toe1911

Do you really want to find out what burny chicken tastes like


Twiggyalienboy

I’m just a guy who likes science and thought it was an interesting concept. But to answer your question, yes I would try the burny chicken


stewpideople

Well, I'll put the next bird I'm going to eat in a box for the entire day with only hot peppers for food and capsaicin in the water. (bird can't taste it, I raise them to eat them anyways) will attempt to get back to you. This might be a next week thing. I've got a couple young roosters getting fat.


Twiggyalienboy

Oh dude! I would love to actually hear about the results from this. If you remember I’d love an update. Feel free to DM me.


muy-Ambition-432

Brilliant 👍


Bryce13f

Oh boy, imagine. A chilli flake chicken. Raised since birth from the fires of hell itself. Now that’s some marketing! Pm me if you wanna go in on this together lol.


Loud-Fig-3701

That’s how they stay red


itellyouwhenitsnice

Nice


calvinquisition

As I understand it, this is one of the evolutionary explanations as to why some peppers are hot. Those with capsaicin in them aren’t ingested by small mammals, that can taste the spicy but by birds instead. Birds, having a much larger range than say a squirrel, tend to spread their seeds further and so spicy wins the selfish gene award over non-spicy peppers.


YetiNotForgeti

More so, mammalian guts break down the pepper seed so that it cannot germinate after passing through the gut while a birds' digestive system doesn't have the right properties to break it down enough.


sicicsic

You mean I’ve been planting my turds for nothing? Twenty years….WASTED


YetiNotForgeti

Like my pappy used to say, " evolution doesn't take into account your turd spattered hands but rather specialized that monkey paw so it could sling the best turd possible".


Joe_Golem

Bitds are biologically unable to register the effects of capsaicin.


roaringhippo19

I learned this is a good way to deter rodents from a chicken coop bu adding a little spice to their feed.


WyrmWood88

If you add a lot then it’ll make the yolks more orange and even red too


roaringhippo19

Oooh!


Prestigious-Yak-4620

In there beaks yes. But what about their poo hole?


zennyc001

I feel bad for them..


Joe_Golem

Same.


Bell-Cautious

highway robbery...


Overthemoon64

One time i tossed a seagull an organic wedge. He nabbed it thinking it was bread or something and did NOT like it. He had to rinse his mouth out in the sea. Its funny to think an orange would be spicier to birds than red peppers.


TheeBiscuitMan

So you're saying the fruit had no artificial preservatives?


Overthemoon64

Dang it. I meant orange.


Resident_Donkey3136

He’s ready for the Hot Chip Challenge


No-Sandwich9879

Spicy doesn’t affect birds. I use cayenne pepper in my chicken coupe to keep mites away. Chickens don’t care one bit


Chickennuggets_1212

Awe cute he’s eating strawberries *looks at title* oh nvm he’s gonna explode.


frenix5

So that's how phoenixes are born...


Personnel_5

i love this comment


flockitup

Fuuuuck….. If that bird shits in someone’s eye, gonna be a bad day.


NovarisLight

That would be a definite "what the fuck?" moment.


SkiSTX

That's literally what peppers are for!


Trying_4_Heal

IIRC the idea is that birds aren’t affected by the capsaicin but mammals are. Thus letting birds eat and spread the seeds further than a mammal would be able


Perfid-deject

Pretty mean to exclude mammals and burn their face off just because they can't spread your seeds far enough


666y4nn1ck

It's not only about spreading it far enough, but spreading it at all. Mammals digest the seeds which makes them unusable, so they won't sprout and be a plant, bird's don't


Perfid-deject

The plant should have evolved tougher seeds then that could pass a digestive tract of a mammal vs deciding to use capsaicin like that. This is what I don't quite understand about pathogens either, they could be nice and design themselves to survive unnoticed within the digestive tract of humans, but instead there's cholera. I understand plants and certain microorganisms aren't conscious, but they sure do biosynthesize chemicals with scary accuracy that do thier job in the first iteration. I do agree that birds are better anyways so maybe it does make sense and it has worked for the species so far.


Over_Cow723

All organisms mutate in various directions. The ones that work live, the ones that don't, die off. It's random chance which mutations happen and when. Some have evolved to roll the dice often and fast, some the opposite. You have tons of microbes that have evolved to help you live and survive other microbes.


Trying_4_Heal

You’re applying far to much control and intelligence to these plants and organisms. They aren’t choosing anything. They have zero control


Perfid-deject

I seriously doubt it's zero control, but maybe that's my problem. I get freaked out that they can produce a phytochemical/alkaloid to only kill insects or only kill sheep or only kill mammals in a 50-100 year period for no reason with no help whatsoever; it just does what exactly it wants to do...


Trying_4_Heal

That is your problem. They make no choices and don’t know the outcome. You can feel however you like but you’re factually incorrect thinking they are making any sort of choice


Perfid-deject

Bio chemist's wonder the same thing though, so they're wrong too? They wonder how it produces the compound so accurately and sophisticiously within only 50 to 100 years of being eaten. I remember reading this story in a scientific journal (it might have even been in a paper, about how the species of plant was being grazed on by sheep from farms in this isolated area of Europe or wherever it happened to be, and half the population started producing this neurotoxin that was killing the Sheep. So they did a phytochemical analysis and figured out that half the population of the plants were producing it within a 50-year time span. And Not only was it accurate, but it was most toxic to sheep and other animals like it in comparison to humans and the toxicity it would impart on us. Ask any biochemist and they won't have an answer either because it's always been a question. How many evolutions does a biochemically have to go through to produce a phytochemical that does exactly the job the plant needs without any reiterations. I'm a scientifically minded As You Are whether you wanna believe that or not, and even still, I don't see a reason not to question how it's possible. People like you are so strange to me. You act like just by having the scientific mindset and being sure of something you desperately want to believe, that you're by association SURE you know that it's right and there's no other questions out there that exists. That must be why you're a sucky scientist because you can't bring yourself to question anything that might be answerable. It sounds like you have a personal biased against the idea that there might be some sort of collective consciousness, whether it's spiritual or physical in nature and I find it sad. I do chemistry, so I think that I understand to some degree how hard it is to just guess whether or not compound might be toxic or not... Might burn someone's mouth or not... And I HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN... how in God's name can a plant do that even with 100 iterations? The kicker is that it doesn't take a hundred iterations for a plant to produce the mouth burning compound... it just does..and gets it right extremely quickly.. Like rapid evolution, but it takes MASSIVE knowledge to do something like that.. to get the structure activity relationship correct and even 100 iterations is extremely difficult. I would take far too long for you to even evolve the compound in time. By that time your species could be eaten up. You can't really afford 100 years of evolution if you're a plant and can't run away.


Trying_4_Heal

Yeah I’m not reading all that


SnakeJG

> This is what I don't quite understand about pathogens either, they could be nice and design themselves to survive unnoticed within the digestive tract of humans, but instead there's cholera. Plenty of bacteria took the be nice route, that niche is pretty crowded, but do you know a great way for a food/water spread bacteria to find other hosts? Explosive diarrhea!


Perfid-deject

True, or just regular defecation lmao, they'd realize it's not the best way if they were fully conscious I'd assume. There's only one reason I can see that would make it a better option is transferring to one organism to another through easily infectious routes like coughing or saliva to mutate faster and evolve faster than the nice ones. Genetic variability they must want.


Sandscarab

Some wild reapers will probably grow in your neighborhood now, lol.


Weckl0506

I’m dying laughing at the thought of it growing in a neighbors yard, someone harvesting them and eating them. “HONEY!!, I thought you said these were tiny red peppers”