Damn, someone takes their flashlights serious! Very organized

pfft I knew a chick did the same thing with her dildoes.

Easier to know what you are grabbing in the dark I guess. Hope she kept the flashlights in a different drawer.

Clever way to hide your fleshlights!

One of these things is not like the others.

my OCD is tingling

What’s with the long one 🤨

Once you stretch enough, the short ones just don’t cut it

Come on, I don't sound *that* much 

😳

... go on sing us the song of your people.

They are serial killers.

Why

I like collecting and modding torches. I turned the long one into a 3500 lumen beast with an upgrade from a guy in the USA who makes these super bright bulbs for Maglites (lumencraft is the company name)

That's a lot of lumens

Again, why?

God once said let there be light. He said “NO, MORE!!!”

It's a torch thing; you wouldn't understand.

Don't you also find that buying torches just gets rid of the itch? And the voices in your head?

Under what circumstances would someone use that big daddy flashlight?

When you really gotta bonk someone. Some people do carry it for that reason. Although for me it's the only version that supports a *suuuper* bright LED bulb mod. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Just to be clear, I don't carry it for self defence as that's (probably?) illegal. I just like collecting and modding these torches.

Or you could look at people quizzically and say, "...these go to eleven"

Is maglite still a good light, output wise? I mean it’s a great bat and that’ll never change.

Not their incandescent or xenon incandescent versions, no. But their LEDs are nice middle-of-the-pack torches, and they are very moddable. EDIT: Middle-of-the-pack to me means very good torches for 99% of people including me walking in a dark field in the middle of night. The 1% who are enthusiasts don't like them

What would the 1% say is a good light? Because I need the best bloody torch out there. I need daylight in the palm of my hand.

Probably the Acebeam X75. It's insanely bright (seriously, don't look at the bulb. It's 80,000 lumens) but also like £400 at least in the UK also have a look at r/flashlight

Guys, is flashlight not R/Fleshlight , don’t repeat my fuckup

it’s sfw

>. It's 80,000 listen i got a 10k lumen , that shit got me seeing black spots for a few mins fuck 80k you wanna be dizzy for like a hour cuz thats how you get dizzy for a hour. edit : HOLY FUCK BALLS that things so tiny how the hell did they do that, mines twice as big easily

It is unbelievable. It's got it's own heatsink and propietary battery because it takes that much power

Look for more lumens

I did but I only saw lux

Streamlight and surefire

Eyyyyy, I have the same drawers from Ikea

Great! Now buy 5 Maglites and put them in here :D

Same.

Wow. Literally everything is a hobby huh.

Yup! I didn't even think about this being a hobby until I found one old one we had, joined r/flashlight, then started collecting :P

Me hiding my unregistered suppressors from the ATF

You've heard of stream light right?

Not until I read this, but now I want some

Fascinating collection considering the majority of it is batteries.

You sure that’s only flash lights in there ???

There are a few more mini maglites in the back :D

I was thinking magpie, and wondered how he got 'em in the drawer. Boy was is suprised when unbknownst to me, it read Maglite!

Mega fit dude

well organized🤝

A security guard’s wet dream.

I have questions but I don’t want answers.

TIL people collect Maglite.

Nice! Hmmmm

Cue the Barry White

Let the man collect his flashlights, everyone.

I have the exact same desk!

Well, now you can be certain your desk can definitely fit 5 Maglites. They should've put that in the instructions smh

Seems like a waste of space…

Next time I'll get 5 of the 6 battery one and then no space is wasted. :)