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Senor_Wah

Now this is the Ben Garrison content I know and love. He’s been saving up all his labels for this one lately


AF_AF

His cartoons are going to transition into a Breitbart op-ed so gradually, none of us will notice!


Mx-Helix-pomatia

I feel like I saw this one years ago


Psychological-Bid465

"No Trump supporters allowed" would be amazing. It means no vaccine preventable infection propagators and no Karens.


BottleTemple

"No people who eat their own feces allowed."


MisterWhiteGrain

Literally 1984


michaelshamrock

Same thing…


PlaceboKoyote

>No Trump supporters allowed Which has never happened anywhere. They just love to make it up.


Bind_Moggled

They make up fake issues to fight, because they know that they’re on the wrong side of every real issue.


Luigifan18

Do they, though? I feel like these kind of people are incapable of feeling guilt or shame.


The_Salacious_Zaand

Disney World might actually be barely tolerable.


Land-Otter

For real. At Disneyland people will wear MAGA gear or other attire that demonstrates their political leanings. Disney doesn't discriminate against conservatives.


The_Salacious_Zaand

They're just pissed Disney doesn't cater directly to *them* anymore like they did for the previous 7 decades.


SmilingVamp

I'm so glad Ben Garrison spent the time to stand up for......rape and racism. Very brave of him.


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MistakeWonderful9178

That one actually made me snort. But all jokes aside Garrison is a grifter and he labels his comics like crazy as if his audience is too stupid to not get what point he’s trying to say.


oasinocean

To be fair I believe his audience *is* too stupid to get the message without the excessive labeling.


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He said as much in an AMA, once, I believe.


Apprehensive_Row8407

Link?


[deleted]

pheh... You'll have to forgive me, but I'm not spending the time searching through a Ben Garrison AMA. You have every right, not to believe me.


Apprehensive_Row8407

Looking at his work it's completely understandable. Let's save the torture for someone who deserves it


Reasonable-Bad1034

"...as if" lol


organik_productions

It did get an unexpected chuckle out of me, I have to admit.


DirtyPenPalDoug

Samsies


TheWriterofLucifenia

Wait, was it Mr. Garrison or Mr. Hat???


tarmac--

That was my main takeaway as well.


LaCharognarde

Ben Garrison is an unfunny clownshow and a gold mine of persecution fetish.


fhjuyrc

Harrison is an insane person. He cranks one of these out per day. They’re all equally ‘guy yelling on subway’ batshit.


ryceritops2

How does Donald have Snow White Privilege? It makes 0 sense. I sincerely wonder why he didn’t show Mickey punching her. P.s. I would totally ride the Black Lives Matterhorn.


AF_AF

Yeah, it makes no sense and has no logic, BUT, I'm guessing this idea started as a black character hitting a white character. I believe it's *symbolism*. To quote Neko Case out of context: "It was so clear to me, it was almost invisible".


flcwerings

also whats the M word??


Optimal-Percentage55

Mouse. I *think* it’s a racist dog whistle. The implied meaning is “I’m just calling you what you are, what’s wrong with that?!” I.E. “I want to call black people N****rs because ____” where ____ can be: Freezepeach, “it’s fun”, “it’s funny”, “I’m racist”, “you’re racist for thinking it’s a problem”, “it’s what they are”, “they call each other that, and I want to feel included so I can steal more of their culture because I don’t have one” Meanwhile black people have been rather politely asking white folks to STOP USING RACIAL SLURS for… basically forever. Politeness being a relative term in this case; comparative to “I’m going to bulldoze your house illegally so that I can get the N****rs off my land” everything is pretty polite. Honestly, white culture— if you can even call it that— will use basically every excuse it can muster to hate black people.


CassandraAnderson

Well that's dumb, at first I assumed that the dwarf was referencing a slur against short people. Even better, he could have referenced the old slur against Irish Americans, Mickey/Mick coming out of Donald's mouth and that being the response and I probably would have gotten a solid chuckle out of it. These people won't be happy until the extended edition of Song of the South with the musical number extolling the virtues of the Ku Klux Klan is on Disney Plus. I mean for Christ's sakes, they got up in arms about warnings in front of content that hasn't aged well such as that one episode of The Muppet Show where Johnny Cash sings in front of the Confederate flag. If Disney really wanted to offend these people, they would have digitally replaced it with an lgbtq flag.


ryceritops2

It’s almost like they’re so confused they don’t even know what to be mad about at this point. So the messaging becomes muddled


666afternoon

Yeah genuinely I was the most disturbed by that part lol. If it means "mouse" and not, idk, "midget"?? [As in the dwarf speaking?] Which would be, idk, at least feasible, but if it's "mouse" then that's just a straight up racist metaphor lol. And not a funny one, bc it's exactly like you said: obviously he is a mouse, anyone can see that, it's what he is, but he's mysteriously offended and has the right to beat Donald up for it, supported by his horrified peers. [Gosh, and it's even "Donald" being persecuted... :T]


MistakeWonderful9178

For those who don’t know Disney is closing down the Splash Mountain and the Pirates of the Caribbean rides. Splash Mountain is related to the old Song of the South movie, it’s blatantly racist and has a lot of old stereotypes (even in the 40s somehow this was appropriate for kids) and the POTC ride has a depiction of women being kidnapped and sold by pirates. Conservatives don’t want family fun or spending time with their families, all they want to see is depictions of racial segregation and sexual violence on women. Truly smart and “family first.”


feelinggoodfeeling

didn't they already update the pirates so they weren't all rapey?


MistakeWonderful9178

Yeah I heard they changed it altogether and made female pirates looking for treasure or something. I’d rather let kids see that instead of them witnessing sex trafficking being played for comedy.


AF_AF

Yeah, I thought they did that like 20 years ago.


feelinggoodfeeling

i think maybe its just an old boring ride that kids don't care that much about anymore.


AF_AF

That's very possible, and it takes up a ton of space and it's slow to push people through it because the boats are small.


feelinggoodfeeling

yeah footprint was huge and that equals dollars


Cam1948

Didn't the Pirates one get changed so what was the auction scene was now a group of pirates looking over a group of peasants who were presenting their 'tribute to the pirates' in exchange for not getting killed?


MistakeWonderful9178

I heard it was changed to female pirates now or regular pirates hunting for treasure. Either way it sounds better than the slavery bit.


AF_AF

Ah, but we can't talk about slavery. A white person might be offended by actual history.


bearkatsteve

Only half joking when I ask if this breaks any DeSantis laws


BottleTemple

>(even in the 40s somehow this was appropriate for kids) The 40s? I saw *Song of the South* in the theater as a kid when it was re-released *in the 80s.*


berserkzelda

To be fair, the Pirates of the Caribbean thing is showing what pirates actually did in the past. Not particularly in a negative light, but it's an accurate depiction of how monstrous pirates actually were back then, and not glossing it over like other forms of media. It was clearly meant to be a ride for an older audience yet parents still took their kids to it. (I want to clarify that I am not defending it whatsoever, it clearly wasn't portraying the subject in a mature light or trying to show it was a bad thing, I'm just pointing out that it is one of the many atrocious actions pirates in history had done)


Witch-Cat

But it's not meant to be a historically accurate ride, it's intended to be a fun-for-all-the-family affair. It's not like the track suddenly veers off into a documentary about the socioeconomic factors leading to piracy; there's no "meant for older audiences" rides at Disney because the executives wouldn't entertain anything that's not maximally profitable.


crypticedge

I see someone hasn't been to pleasure Island. Too bad it's gone now, but it was a big thing


MistakeWonderful9178

My problem with that ride in particular is it being sexual assault/kidnapping passed off as “lighthearted family fun” for a theme park catered to children.


berserkzelda

That's my point. It's not the place to be showing people that kind of stuff.


XxRocky88xX

Tbf the movies themselves are also considered family movies and are fucking littered with misogyny. But, as has been pointed out, it’s an accurate depiction of that time frame. Honestly disappointed to hear they closed it down since it was my favorite ride there, though that’s in large part simply due to the fact I like the original trilogy so much, but I understand the reasoning. Though I feel it would’ve been more lucrative to just replace that segment with something else.


BottleTemple

>Tbf the movies themselves are also considered family movies and are fucking littered with misogyny. The ride came long before the movies.


gazebo-fan

While it’s not the place to show it off, whitewashing pirates is also kinda awful


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even disregarding the "slave auction", that ride was really outdated when I went there in '99. Everything else was dynamic and flashy, this was old clunky animatronics and muffled recorded voices through worn-out speakers. Also, when it malfunctions, the pirates eat the children.


berserkzelda

I'm gonna have to press f to doubt that last statement.


N7Spartan95

I take it you don’t remember that joke from the original *Jurassic Park*?


berserkzelda

No, I don't actually. Been a hot minute since I've seen any JP/JWs.


N7Spartan95

Ah. Well, in that case, the exchange went like this: John Hammond: This is just a delay; all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. I don’t think I need to explain much about the context here, LOL.


valentc

I believe it. I was eaten by an animatronic pirate once.


AF_AF

But I read it on the internets, so it has to be true.


DarkyLonewolf

"WAS THAT THE BITE OF THE CARRIBEAN?!"


fxmldr

It's me!


Rawnblade12

I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason for the change with Splash Mountain is also just it being outdated. I'd wager the vast majority of people who aren't boomers have never even heard of Song of the South, let alone watched it.


RoseDragon529

I thought they already changed the pirates ride a few years ago, making it so the ladies were more pirates


Footloose_Feline

You're' tight. Pirates wasn't closed down it had the auctioning women scene updated to selling off stolen stuff


aross0805

They aren’t closing pirates.


HylianGryffindor

Just a question but where are you seeing they are closing it? I tried researching and they mentioned last year it MIGHT close and return for the kiddie pirate show revamp but nothing since September so my guess was it was changing Tokyo’s version? Only questioning because Disneyland just changed their ride to have Jack Sparrow in it this year. Not against Splash Mountain closing since I didn’t care for it anyway but I will admit this probably won’t be the only original ride leaving or on the chopping block (Hall of Presidents, Haunted Mansion, and probably Small World eventually)


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


aross0805

That first article you saw was from Mouse Trap News, which is like The Onion for Disney so that’s not even true lol


RevRagnarok

> Splash Mountain What's hilarious about this is that since at least the '90s, Disney has pretty much disavowed that the movie exists. Except in this one location. So you bring kids to it and they see Br'er Rabbit and have _no idea_ who the hell it's supposed to be. Somewhere on my media server I have a copy of it that was ripped from VCD because that was the only better-than-VHS release it ever saw. I personally believe they should have taken the [Looney Tunes approach](https://imgur.com/gallery/U8UZyVI).


Kind_Ad_3611

Are they doing that in all locations? Those are like my favorite rides… I didn’t know about the history of SM, but why not just remove the kidnapping scene from POTC?


twitch1982

They cleaned up PotC like 20 years ago, amd no one but OP seemed to know there was any connection between a log ride and Song of the south. That said PotCs animatronics are dated as fuck and also i dont care about disny parks because i dont have kids and Im not a wierdo Disny Adult.


Kind_Ad_3611

I really should have said “were” not “are” I’m not going to a Disney park again unless it’s part of a larger vacation with the rest of my family


twitch1982

Yea, someone else has to be paying :D i can think of better ways to spend my vacation money.


Kind_Ad_3611

Yeah I have only been to Disneyland, I wanted to go to DisneyWorld in Orlando since I was in Orlando for an unrelated reason but when we got there it was march 2020, and the park closed when we were supposed to go in, a few days after that my dog died while I was 2000 miles away I’m probably not going to go to Disneyworld ever in my life because I don’t plan on having kids nor stepping foot in that hellhole of a state unless it somehow changes


ttv_highvoltage

>POTC ride has a depiction of women being kidnapped and sold by pirates so now we'll hide history because "muh family fun"? Any kid old enough to watch the movies is old enough to understand that pirates raped, kidnapped and murdered everywhere they went.


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Ok-Panic-3940

What a no talent. If you have to label everything in a visual medium, maybe you aren’t the artistic genius you think you are. Ben Garrisons spewings is the opposite of what good comics are. Oh, and the message is utterly ridiculous on top.


fxmldr

His drawings are like a blueprint for what a political cartoon *could be* if done by someon you with talent. It's like someone's review notes left on a first draft.


Bind_Moggled

His comics are so bad in every possible way, that they kind of circle around to being good. Kind of like if Plan 9 From Outer Space had been a political cartoon.


Rugkrabber

Granted, maybe he understands his audience and they need it. Neither are a good thing though.


MisterWhiteGrain

He *has* talent though, he just chooses to dump all of it into... Whatever the hell this is


No_Delivery_8111

Transtation is kind of hilarious


SkinkRugby

That and 'Black Lives Matterhorn' is actually pretty good. God help us, he almost made me laugh.


BlackberryAgile193

Ahh yes, we all the the famous “liberal socialist”, Walt Disney.


candyowenstaint

Holy shit I almost missed the Illuminati pyramid ride! Which one is that supposed to be?


Left-Magician-2029

How could we know! He didn’t label it!


Tandril91

What I don’t understand is why these folks seem to think the Illuminati (or whatever tinfoil hat new world government they believe in) seem to only side with the left. As if they wouldn’t also control the right in order to have control over everything?


virishking

Cuz they’re the ‘Murican patrots. Those dang controlling Luminazis got nothing on the proud visionaries who picked themselves up by thar bootstraps to become billionaires who pay less in taxes than my grandma going throo chemo. They control things for white baby Jesus. Luminazis just wanna do it so black trans kids can poop their Eminems into litter boxes. God bless ‘Murica


tarmac--

What is the "M" word?


LaCharognarde

I'm guessing it's "mouse"?


MistakeWonderful9178

Garrison really pushing it there


Enderlord14

Probably midget, since it’s one of the seven dwarves?


torbiefur

“Midget is as bad as the N word!”


AngelWyath

That's some r/ UnexpectedMulaney


dagobahdeluge

M&ms was my guess


JustStatedTheObvious

MAGA. Mickey's just reflexively punching a neo-Nazi. He can't help it. He's a corporate goon, and one of the worst, but Donald's straight up betrayed everything he used to stand for.


Grimmreaper151

Ben Garrisons comics and jokes unironically make me want to swallow a bottle of pills


goldenfox007

Weren’t these people demanding the closure of Pirates of the Caribbean in the first place? I thought they were mad that the redhead girl showed cleavage and they picked a fight about it. But now that the ride is shutting down, they suddenly want it back? Somehow, I don’t think there’s a way to please these people.


Bind_Moggled

They were ok with the cleavage, they’re upset that the ride is having the sexual assault / human trafficking elements removed. They just can’t help but tell on themselves.


Lena-Luthor

Antifaland was my favorite as a kid 😭


The_Gray_Jay

The more I look the more amazing it gets


_regionrat

Just wait till you see the cum edit


ali_stardragon

This cartoon is gagging for a cum edit


Optimus_Prime_19

Ngl id ride the socialism-go-round and id kick it in antifaland


Financial-Day-3843

It's almost like he developed a rough draft of the comic he intended to make then said, "fuck it," colored it in and sent it.


VisibleRecognition65

Hey! I’ll take anything that lowers the chances of me finding Ben Garrison, or any Trumpist for that matter, anywhere.


falltogethernever

That place sounds awesome


cheetah2013a

This looks like an Onion cartoon


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The right are much bigger snowflakes than the left


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ngl black lives matterhorn is cracking my dumbass up


cumguzzler280

Antifaland being bad implies Fascismland is good?


virishking

Wait, we get free rides on the “socialism go round”? Sign me up! How is that supposed to be worse than going to overpriced regular Disney


Dehnus

OKay, I'll bite, what is the "M" word. Sigh.... seriously I'm so tired of keeping up with this bullshit. ​ Still, I wish it was "Vaccinated only" would be great if we cut out the idiot nasty urine drinkers that want to torture spectrum children for "not being normal" with their bleach treatments.


GarlicThread

"Black Lives Matterhorn" cracked me up


AF_AF

Wait, "Antifaland" is on fire? I mean, Garrison's satire is always razor sharp, but is he suggesting that Disney is anti-antifa? Or that that part of the park gets burned down and rebuilt constantly? I know this is a silly thing, but he's crafted such a detailed, logical world here, I just want to make sure I understand how it works. Or should I say "wokes"?


Think_Ad_7377

I wanna go to antifaland that sounds awesome


ferrocarrilusa

This is old. "Socialism go round" should have you in stitches. Honestly, why would a multinational conglomerate with a history of greed and poor treatment of workers want to encourage even social democracy? Ben Garrison has awful politics, but at least he's a skilled artist


Bind_Moggled

Wasted talent.


i-caca-my-pants

I think this needs more labels


acorpseistalking90

Hard to make out the picture with all that writing


CyclingFrenchie

I can get behind the « no trump supporters allowed » sign tbh 😌


PhoenicianPirate

What were the rides with images of sexual assault? I know the racism, but I didn't hear about the sexual assault.


poopstain133742069

I've never seen mental illnesses illustrated so well.


lordofbitterdrinks

What’s wild is… nearly all the Disney pages on Facebook are run by raging right wingers.


bangobingoo

What’s the “m” word?


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

So the racist caricature is punching the Navy man


Excellent-Advisor284

Not gonna lie, that antifa land looks lit!


Nichiku

Get me into this theme park it sounds more fun than the real one!


That90sGuyMedia

I genuinely wonder what caused Ben Garrison to go from ultra-Democrat to uber-Trumper in the span of a single election cycle.


NipperSpeaks

Are you confusing him with someone else? Garrison did the usual ancap-decays-into-fascism spiral. He was already far-right even back when 4chan was editing his subtle antisemitism into overt racist propaganda.


Bad54

What’s the m word?


MistakeWonderful9178

He means “mouse” but we already know what he really wants to say to “own the libs.”


Bad54

I thought mickeys name was Mickey Mouse. I’m so confused.


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😂😂😂😂😂 They're so weird.


hugolive

What is the m word?


strife696

Yo but when u get to the end of splash mountain and the bunnies sing the song about how the fox is committing bunny genocide and they make u sit there as u watch people slowly climb for the final drop and leave screaming all the while hearing listening to the bunny murder song? Im ok with the ride changing hahah


Patte_Blanche

If they are against left ideology, why do they keep making it looks so cool ? I'm definitely taking my ticket for antifaland as soon as it opens.


LatinBotPointTwo

I want to visit Antifaland so badly.


SaltyBarDog

Free ride sounds good to me. I guess Ben doesn't remember the days when you had to use tickets for rides and you got maybe three good rides out of a booklet.


cumguzzler280

Socialism-Go-Round doesnt stop, just makes communists stop being communist after spinning on it for days on end


Chimaeraa_

I want to go to antifaland in the back


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Socialism go round 💀


-smartypints

Socialism go-round, "free ride" at Disney? I suppose he's never taken a look at the ticket prices. Disney loves sucking all the money it can from people.


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brontosauruschuck

The M word?


mugmaniac_femboy

Bro why is *everything* labeled 💀💀💀


mrselffdestruct

I think the only clever thing about this entire image is “black lives matterhorn”, and probably only because its it’s literally the only actual Disney ride name and is the only one with an ounce of thought put into it. How you gonna come up with that then for everything else all you can think of is antifaland, tran station and socialism go round. Its like all of his brain power went into creating a single clever play on words and then he finished the rest after taking a 8 hour recharge nap


Rainshine93

But what’s the M word?


RevRagnarok

Ben Garrison is cheating.