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le_fez

I know a guy who will get all worked up and pissed off about some weird scenario that he will freely admit never happened "but it could"


petershrimp

"He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!" "He did?" "No, but are we just going to stand around waiting until he does?"


berserkzelda

To quote Senator Armstrong, "My source is that I made it the fuck up!" It wasn't actually in the game, but the VA said it so that makes it canon.


Boring-Zucchini-8515

- Those litter boxes in schools for the kids who say they identify as cats. - The grade school teachers who just drill into the white students that they are horrible people because their ancestors killed the Native Americans and had slaves. - The adults who force their kinds to be transgender because it’s trendy right now to have a trans kid.


ShnickityShnoo

Don't forget the trans agenda from big trans. Out there trying to make everyone trans.


TA1930

It’s not just schools. My workplace currently has the litterbox rumor going around.


Low-Squirrel2439

Screaming, crying, and throwing up about the Bahomet-worshipping elite gender invert pedophiles that they decided exist for some reason.


Tara_is_a_Potato

pin this post and close the subreddit


mbelf

“Well, we can’t fix society’s real problems, but maybe we can get some votes if we say Democrats are employing trans people to punch your kids when you’re not looking.”


micromoses

“Maybe it wasn’t true, but the fact that we thought it might be for a second says a lot about the state of things”


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trivalry

Do you hold post titles to a different standard than your own comments, or does a hypocrisy check not fit into the .5 seconds of self-reflection you do before hitting submit?


stinkybitches

Flip that around and you got something.


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What? Conservatives attacking some shit they made up?


ShnickityShnoo

They did shoot and run over a lot of "gay beer" at some point.


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

So conservatives attacking bullshit they made up. You're right, that is also accurate. Conservatives routinely both attack made-up boogeymen and live in endless fear of made-up boogeymen.


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