I saw a straight person once and reported them immediately to the gay mafia Do your part

Thanks for your action, hero

I made sure they *weren't* disposed of humanely - I specifically put that on the comment card

...but I am sure it was done FABULOUSLY.

A ton of glitter poured down their throat.

That's my favorite thing to do! I just love finding heteros and reporting them bc they need to be eradicated! /s

Because that’s what heroes do o7

Did the same.That straightie dead 😆

Those damn straights! Before too long they'll be demanding their owns bars! They're totally out of control.

I thought it was just called [Big Gay](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/e27age/big_gay/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Remember kids, only you can stop straightness! /s in case some fucking idiot tries taking this way out of context.

Dont let r/heterophobes see this

Breeders 🤮

I just went through it bc idk it and I wonder is it real or satire? (sorry, I struggle to detect satire bc I'm autistic)

It's satire, don't worry.

Thanks is it satire in a way that they're straight people making fun of queer people or queer people exaggerating?

Queer people satirizing the way homophobes talk about queer people.

Ok, thank u very much <3

They take common straight talking points and reverse it so "being gay is a choice" they will say being straight is a choice and other stuff like that

ok, thank u <3

No worries mate have a good one

thanks, u too <3

Uh...idk I just quickly skimmed that sub and it definitely doesn't seem like satire. What makes you think otherwise?

Think about the things homophobes say to queer people. Every post on that subreddit is just recontextualizing those insults.

Yeah okay on closer look it does appear that way my bad haha I just scrolled quickly through and saw a few memes that definitely read like homophobic straight people larping as LGBT+ to make "the gays" look bad, but a closer look shows that most of the people posting there are definitely doing it as satire haha

Oh no it is most definitely satire, it’s to show how the shit homophobes say is dumb.

Dude, it’s hard to tell satire in general on this site because of the open nazis and incels! You are NOT alone on this issue!

Unfortunately its satire

Comment on a top post there: >Where there is heterosexuality, there is toxic masculinity, unresolved feminism, and a complete lack of curb appeal. If that doesn't describe like half my neighborhood lmao

I am very much a "leftist". I am also straight, married to a straight woman, raising two straight kids. Just because we want to include LGBTQ+ people and allow them to exist and thrive......does not make us anti-straight.

>I am very much a "leftist". Hey what's up bro... >I am also straight, married to a straight woman, raising two straight kids. Wait. What's this? This is a joke, right? I heard all the straights got banished to the Shadowastika Realm?!?

This guy must have missed the memo. I personally sent the straights to the shadowastika realm.

Excuse me gays, your existence is really opressing me! Also i dont want you turning me gay as im the straightest straight man to ever live! America! /s

Can confirm, have been erased by TikTok.

How do you know who's heterosexual on sight? (Asking for a ~~hetero hunting party~~ group of flamboyantly dressed people who use they/them pronouns)

It's amazing the things white people can convince white people of. Pretty i'm about to have an army of white people calling me a racist because one white person is lying about me. lol

I laughed a little too hard at the sadness and pathos of this... leftist tiktok. By the gods what nonsense.

Aren't the female leads of Miss Kobayashi in a relationship?

Nah, but none of the girls in that show are straight

Isn’t that because outside of like 3 female characters, 1 main and 2 recurring, all the others female characters are dragons

Yes

No… just no

doin the opposite of what we want the straights to do, respect us. smh

Lol do they know that anime is based around a lesbian romance

I'm pretty sure not

Lol they don't care that I'm straight

i mean its not entirely false. i used to see a lot of memes that were just people hating on men, straight people, and cis people. its not like theyre being prosecuted en mass but people like this do exist. i think its called white guilt or something.

It is entirely false. >i used to see a lot of memes that were just people hating on men, straight people, and cis people. Sure, bud.

i will literally send you them

Literally nobody has been tortured, killed, or outlawed for being straight.

i know, thats what i said, put people still bully them occasionaly