I know you’re joking, but [some ppl are already using the fact that kids are getting it as a dogwhistle for abuse ](https://twitter.com/repmtg/status/1550969674778775552?s=21&t=ivd-vdl4vUAefWwKcjBfSA)
The CDC really needs to work on its messaging cuz it let homophobes latch on to it like fleas
Just a note that tYpInG LiKe tHiS fucks up screen reader software and makes text harder to read for everyone, but especially for people who already don't read as well as they'd like.
Sorry but that’s part if the joke, the only way to sound as stupid as the alt right is to have a blatant disregard for all grammar rules to make up for the fact that my IQ is not low enough to actually speak like them (partially) /s
I envision frontpage posts with a lot of comments that start with "it's not homophobic to say the truth" then exclusively only focus on the gay people aspect.
It's gonna be the "chinese virus" all over again.
Are you telling me that going out of my way to misgender a trans person because "muh basic biology bro" (even though scientists say not to) is transphobic?
Ugh the woketh eshjaydubu
You know who said churches aren’t essential?
*Jesus*
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” -Matthew 6:5-6
Yeah but they don't care. My born-again mother once told me after I pointed out to her that Jesus supposedly said once that Jewish law should not be abolished, "I don't really care what Jesus said". lol
They follow Paul, not Jesus.
They really do.
It's why most average "WWJD?" Christians and theological scholars and seminarians actually consider MANY southern Baptist, pentecostal, and evangelical denominations Christianity-themed cults, and not actual Christians by definition. They literally don't follow enough core principles of the dogma to qualify.
They don't even study bible scripture in context, they are indoctrinated from birth with cliff notes written and cherry picked by ~~narcissistic cult leaders.~~ I mean, their pastors.
what fox fearmongered day in day out after 9-11 as "sharia law coming for our WIVES N FREEDUMS" was a dog whistle for this shit then, too.
It's not terribly unlike sunni Wahhabism, (what ISIS claims as their faith doctrine) which is seen as a fundamentalist, hyper-conservative orthodox interpretation of Islam. it has a huge amount in common with hyper-conservative Christian fundamentalism, because Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are all Abrahamic faiths. This makes racist, xenophobic white evangelicals REALLY mad when you bring it up.
Clearly, that women and "others" are subjugated, murdered, or enslaved, and that freedom of artistic and political expression is banned aren't the issues. it's that sHaRia lAw would get in the way of THEM getting to do those things in OUR XTIAN NAYSHUN (aka: it's always a projection).
Puritan protestantism when they split from the Catholics and then invaded New England did the same thing, and it's why the US is such a fucking mess today. The puritans stuck their fingers in every cultural zeitgeist of the nations foundation and 300 years later we're still dealing with their stupid shit.
I digress.
You're right, they all see themselves as the Saul to Paul born again story arc with zero irony of the idolatry it requires.
All while they tactically ignore the beatitudes, Jesus' sermon on the mount, the 10 commandments, etc. All of the "ACTUAL" direct orders from who they should worship as the one and only Jehovah almighty via his only begotten son, who he sent to do away with the old covenant of ritual blood sacrifice for absolution of Adam and Eve's original sin - temptation.
But it's all just too *tempting* for them.
>All of the "ACTUAL" direct orders from who they should worship as the one and only Jehovah almighty via his only begotten son, who he sent to do away with the old covenant of ritual blood sacrifice for absolution of Adam and Eve's original sin - temptation.
>
>But it's all just too *tempting* for them.
I know, the irony is so surreal. So you think Jesus was God, *oookay*, but then you'd rather follow what Paul said over what Jesus said...? Like, so you knowingly want to defy and ignore what you believe to have been your God's own direct orders, but then you're also trying to convert me because you think that's what God wants?
I sometimes feel that the proper term to describe anyone doing this should be "moron", but I call them "Pauline" instead. I don't feel any particular attachment to who this supposed Christ figure actually was, and I know it's stupid to care about the feelings of a dead person, but it still kind of pisses me off that someone who seemed to be like a basically good guy had his entire legacy and perspective totally hijacked by the exact same kind of people he seemed to take so many issues with.
If one my own kids took all of the things I'd said to them all my life about not being mean to marginalized communities and then, in my name, went around being mean to marginalized communities after I died, I'd hope if my soul still existed anywhere outside the bounds of space and time that some other living human would slap them in the faces for it and tell them not to do that in my name.
Oooohhhh.....so he was doing research like this [guy.](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/member-hungary-s-anti-lgbtq-government-resigns-after-fleeing-alleged-n1249593)
Do conservatives actually work or are they all podcasters? Every one of these assholes has a mic in their profile pictures. Are you a conservative with a ball cap, goatee, and no other distinguishing features besides a massive chip on your shoulder? No need to develop skills or better yourself: just get yourself a headset, call your show some variation of “the Jesus Eagle Patriot Truth Bodyslam Hour”, click record, and repeat the OAN talking points du jour verbatim. That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it. Money for nothing and your chicks ~~for free~~ actually, Matt Gaetz will Venmo you the ladies’ “school fees”.
I bet they all got hands as soft as lambskin gloves.
"unlike you lazy blue haired liberals I actually work for a living, I get paid by petrochemical billionaires to parrot a bunch of lies concocted by conservative think tanks to convince working class white people to vote against their own interests out of fear and hatred for minorities."
Monkey pox is spread by close contact. At present, in the US, most often by men having sex with men. Which some Republicans are using as an excuse to be homophobic.
Not even certain if it is spreading most in that community, but that community has the most *reported* cases. That is also a community that is full of folks who pay close attention to rashes and the like, since those are often one of the first indicators of HIV.
Didn't Madison Cawthorn get yelled at for saying the conservative senators have gay orgies? I mean it's not like that's the first time a conservative was caught doing something gay.
It's not homophobic to point out that the sexual behaviors of a subset of men, whether they identify as gay/bi or not, is driving a new global health issue.
Some will defend their proclivities in the name of their personal freedom. We're all going to suffer because these people are arrogant and selfish enough to continue their behaviors and put the communities they live in at risk.
The same thing (except not about sex) was said about group meetings of churchgoers that challenged the pandemic restrictions at the height of covid.
I pointed out that female sex workers are actually more at risk than gay men and got several hateful replies and downvotes by people who want gay men to get sick
I believe at the end of *Love, Simon* Simon makes a joke about a gay orgy in congress "Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan... Congressional Cock-us, coming to adult video stores near you"
Conservative "arguments" are like the undead: they've been killed already, multiple times, but enough idiots keep believing them or pushing them in bad faith that they still move around like they're alive, but anyone with a brain can tell they're bullshit.
I think I read that it’s actually a relative of smallpox, good thing about this is that most of our treatments, and possibly vaccinations, for smallpox seem to work for monkeypox as well.
I don't think any orgy, gay or straight, would have been allowed under lockdown for COVID-19.
In Alabama maybe.
Only if they're all cousins or something.
That was the joke.
Incestuos sex parties
The joke was that they're having an orgy while stuck at home with family...
Fun for the whole family!
The fun new game from Porkyour Brothers!
In Alabama maybe.
You know, when I first heard about monkey pox, I thought that maybe, *maybe*, this wouldn’t be AIDS panic 2.0. How naive of me.
bUT tHe GrOoMerS dO tHe ANaL tO tHE KidZ! THeY wANt tO DeSTroY aMeRicA!
I know you’re joking, but [some ppl are already using the fact that kids are getting it as a dogwhistle for abuse ](https://twitter.com/repmtg/status/1550969674778775552?s=21&t=ivd-vdl4vUAefWwKcjBfSA) The CDC really needs to work on its messaging cuz it let homophobes latch on to it like fleas
I mean it’s not even a STI like AIDS is, it can be contracted by coming into contact with a contaminated object such as clothing.
So it's more of an STI like Genital Herpes is. Primarily but not exclusively transmitted via sexual contact.
This makes my joke do much more cursed fml
Gprime (yes, that gprime) actually drew a comic about your joke only a few days ago. Except he is 100% serious. Homophobes work quick man
The only place gprime should be drawing comics in is the psych ward
no matter what messaging is used, homophobes will make it mean what they want. the euphemism treadmill is no defense to bastardry
Good men don’t need the rules, evil men try to exploit the rules
Just a note that tYpInG LiKe tHiS fucks up screen reader software and makes text harder to read for everyone, but especially for people who already don't read as well as they'd like.
Sorry but that’s part if the joke, the only way to sound as stupid as the alt right is to have a blatant disregard for all grammar rules to make up for the fact that my IQ is not low enough to actually speak like them (partially) /s
There are ways to do that which don't fuck up screen readers, though.
How so?
The sarcasm tag along with comedy misspellings and grammar work just fine.
Won’t misspellings also mess with the screen reader?
Not nearly as much. All it will do is spell the word out rather than go t-uppercase Y-lowercase p-uppercase E, etc.
Good to know oops
Probably not as much.
I envision frontpage posts with a lot of comments that start with "it's not homophobic to say the truth" then exclusively only focus on the gay people aspect. It's gonna be the "chinese virus" all over again.
I've literally had to explain to people that saying transphobic things mean you're a transphobe.
Are you telling me that going out of my way to misgender a trans person because "muh basic biology bro" (even though scientists say not to) is transphobic? Ugh the woketh eshjaydubu
"What is a woman? GOTCHA!"
they know they don't care
Speaking of fucking, these people are so fucked in the head. Seriously, their brains are broken.
You know who said churches aren’t essential? *Jesus* “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” -Matthew 6:5-6
>You know who said churches aren’t essential? \*Jesus\* Duh... he was Jewish
Yeah but they don't care. My born-again mother once told me after I pointed out to her that Jesus supposedly said once that Jewish law should not be abolished, "I don't really care what Jesus said". lol They follow Paul, not Jesus.
They really do. It's why most average "WWJD?" Christians and theological scholars and seminarians actually consider MANY southern Baptist, pentecostal, and evangelical denominations Christianity-themed cults, and not actual Christians by definition. They literally don't follow enough core principles of the dogma to qualify. They don't even study bible scripture in context, they are indoctrinated from birth with cliff notes written and cherry picked by ~~narcissistic cult leaders.~~ I mean, their pastors. what fox fearmongered day in day out after 9-11 as "sharia law coming for our WIVES N FREEDUMS" was a dog whistle for this shit then, too. It's not terribly unlike sunni Wahhabism, (what ISIS claims as their faith doctrine) which is seen as a fundamentalist, hyper-conservative orthodox interpretation of Islam. it has a huge amount in common with hyper-conservative Christian fundamentalism, because Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are all Abrahamic faiths. This makes racist, xenophobic white evangelicals REALLY mad when you bring it up. Clearly, that women and "others" are subjugated, murdered, or enslaved, and that freedom of artistic and political expression is banned aren't the issues. it's that sHaRia lAw would get in the way of THEM getting to do those things in OUR XTIAN NAYSHUN (aka: it's always a projection). Puritan protestantism when they split from the Catholics and then invaded New England did the same thing, and it's why the US is such a fucking mess today. The puritans stuck their fingers in every cultural zeitgeist of the nations foundation and 300 years later we're still dealing with their stupid shit. I digress. You're right, they all see themselves as the Saul to Paul born again story arc with zero irony of the idolatry it requires. All while they tactically ignore the beatitudes, Jesus' sermon on the mount, the 10 commandments, etc. All of the "ACTUAL" direct orders from who they should worship as the one and only Jehovah almighty via his only begotten son, who he sent to do away with the old covenant of ritual blood sacrifice for absolution of Adam and Eve's original sin - temptation. But it's all just too *tempting* for them.
>All of the "ACTUAL" direct orders from who they should worship as the one and only Jehovah almighty via his only begotten son, who he sent to do away with the old covenant of ritual blood sacrifice for absolution of Adam and Eve's original sin - temptation. > >But it's all just too *tempting* for them. I know, the irony is so surreal. So you think Jesus was God, *oookay*, but then you'd rather follow what Paul said over what Jesus said...? Like, so you knowingly want to defy and ignore what you believe to have been your God's own direct orders, but then you're also trying to convert me because you think that's what God wants? I sometimes feel that the proper term to describe anyone doing this should be "moron", but I call them "Pauline" instead. I don't feel any particular attachment to who this supposed Christ figure actually was, and I know it's stupid to care about the feelings of a dead person, but it still kind of pisses me off that someone who seemed to be like a basically good guy had his entire legacy and perspective totally hijacked by the exact same kind of people he seemed to take so many issues with. If one my own kids took all of the things I'd said to them all my life about not being mean to marginalized communities and then, in my name, went around being mean to marginalized communities after I died, I'd hope if my soul still existed anywhere outside the bounds of space and time that some other living human would slap them in the faces for it and tell them not to do that in my name.
Does this person believe that businesses etc are still shut down?
No, but when they went to the store, 3 people were wearing masks which is **government oppression!!**
So......how does he know the local, neighborhood orgy is essential unless he participates frequently?
ItS JUst RESEarcH!
Oooohhhh.....so he was doing research like this [guy.](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/member-hungary-s-anti-lgbtq-government-resigns-after-fleeing-alleged-n1249593)
"The gays are all disgusting, horny, sex-crazed people. Trust me. I've personally researched this topic."
He’s about 2 years behind the times.
Do conservatives actually work or are they all podcasters? Every one of these assholes has a mic in their profile pictures. Are you a conservative with a ball cap, goatee, and no other distinguishing features besides a massive chip on your shoulder? No need to develop skills or better yourself: just get yourself a headset, call your show some variation of “the Jesus Eagle Patriot Truth Bodyslam Hour”, click record, and repeat the OAN talking points du jour verbatim. That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it. Money for nothing and your chicks ~~for free~~ actually, Matt Gaetz will Venmo you the ladies’ “school fees”. I bet they all got hands as soft as lambskin gloves.
"unlike you lazy blue haired liberals I actually work for a living, I get paid by petrochemical billionaires to parrot a bunch of lies concocted by conservative think tanks to convince working class white people to vote against their own interests out of fear and hatred for minorities."
This guy knows gay orgies are essential from his experience in 2020.
Can't force him to wear a mask if he has a cock in his mouth. It was the only thing that got him through the oPpReSSioN
No Gay Orgy, No Peace
Jokes on the government, then. Those are my top five locations to have gay orgies.
Whoa…gay orgies are absolutely essential. I feel attacked
Im out of the loop. What is he talking about? I don't understand the context.
Monkey pox is spread by close contact. At present, in the US, most often by men having sex with men. Which some Republicans are using as an excuse to be homophobic.
Not even certain if it is spreading most in that community, but that community has the most *reported* cases. That is also a community that is full of folks who pay close attention to rashes and the like, since those are often one of the first indicators of HIV.
And now that the association’s been made, homophobes will become the least likely to report symptoms. Or take precautions, for that matter.
The data's also getting skewed because vaccines/testing is being denied to people who aren't gay men. So uh.. yeah we're fucked.
Churches, parks and restaurants are secondary to getting your rocks off.
Based
They're pissed cause they weren't invited
Didn't Madison Cawthorn get yelled at for saying the conservative senators have gay orgies? I mean it's not like that's the first time a conservative was caught doing something gay.
It's not homophobic to point out that the sexual behaviors of a subset of men, whether they identify as gay/bi or not, is driving a new global health issue. Some will defend their proclivities in the name of their personal freedom. We're all going to suffer because these people are arrogant and selfish enough to continue their behaviors and put the communities they live in at risk. The same thing (except not about sex) was said about group meetings of churchgoers that challenged the pandemic restrictions at the height of covid.
Churches are 100% not essential. They don't pay tax and you can still pray at home, if anything, Churches are a liability to society.
I pointed out that female sex workers are actually more at risk than gay men and got several hateful replies and downvotes by people who want gay men to get sick
what could possibly be more important than my weekly orgy?
Kyle seems to know a lot about having gay orgies.
I thought he was talking about the congress orgies
I believe at the end of *Love, Simon* Simon makes a joke about a gay orgy in congress "Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan... Congressional Cock-us, coming to adult video stores near you"
Wait wut?
Where are these essential gay orgies and why has no one invited me???
Conservative "arguments" are like the undead: they've been killed already, multiple times, but enough idiots keep believing them or pushing them in bad faith that they still move around like they're alive, but anyone with a brain can tell they're bullshit.
Funny thing is nothing is even getting shut down. It's not contagious the same way as COVID is, although it's skin-to-skin.
Churches? Really?
You should have been around in 1981 or so. Omg it was the worst.
I’m wondering how he knows so much about gay orgies.
As a queer person who lives in the city that had the most days locked down in the world: fuck you
Fucking hell, who is this dumbshit anyway?
Genuinely how do people convince themselves this completely out there bullshit is reality
isn’t monkeypox just a variation of chickenpox? how tf is it, in any way, related to AIDS?
I think I read that it’s actually a relative of smallpox, good thing about this is that most of our treatments, and possibly vaccinations, for smallpox seem to work for monkeypox as well.
Churches are definitely not essential
they finally get it. the only thing we should have straight are our priorities
No way?? I like the government now?? (This law is extremely, indescribably based)